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>>9313645
Elon Musk's new gf: https://youtu.be/c2EJMd7ZN7w
TSLA is now a SELL. Quick! Dump it!

We hav an unbelievable amount of Earnings reports for the morning, and a trump talk on top of that
Get ready for some MOVEMENT

Growth or value, which do you all prefer for longish holds? 5+ years

>>9313722
i thought he just got married a few months ago?

also that has nothing to do with the stock.. pajeets trying to get it to tank anyway they can.. that conference call wasn't even as bad as people made it sound.. just bashers trying to help out their short position imo

>>9313722
Progressive!

>>9313758
Value
if you mean growth stocks like chemical stocks they are always too expensive

>>9313752
Nnooooo... I don't want to dump it tho...

I just stockpiled 4k into SPY for deleveraging purposes thankfully
That shit's on standby and I'm fukken ready to go if it really does dump tomorrow

>>9313819
I dont think there will be a dump, I believe in times like these people stay out of the market and thus no movement by end of day

for reference these are chemicals
APD
KWR
KMG
Dow chemicals etfs
Sherman williams

always so expensive

>>9313793
>also that has nothing to do with the stock
I know. I was shitposting. I'm procrastinating on shit that I really, really need to get done.
>that conference call wasn't even as bad as people made it sound
Yeah. I was considering scooping some shares up, but then I looked at earnings reports for the year.
He's running this shit like a tech start-up. These are the kind of numbers that I'd only expect from shit like SNAP. Not my kind of stock. I am cheering for him though.

>>9313872
*Sherwin-Williams Company (SHW)

>>9313875
>He's running this shit like a tech start-up. These are the kind of numbers that I'd only expect from shit like SNAP. Not my kind of stock. I am cheering for him though.
yeah im cheering for him too. imo he kind of has to run it like a tech start up right now in order to compete with other well established auto manufactures, changing the world won't happen over night. once the stock goes through a major down trend which im pretty sure it will, i'm going to load up, i don't like trading stocks that expensive with that high of market cap but i believe TSLA to be like a AAPL or NFLX in the future. i just don't think it's ready for me to be picking it up

i wonder what that millionaire euro guy from the other night ended up doing?

its pretty crazy to hear how terrible some of these banks are at trading. a complete invalid could do better than 3% in a year

>>9313941
>its pretty crazy to hear how terrible some of these banks are at trading
i thought about applying for a position as a trader at a local prop firm, I got over 50% return last year on one portfolio 20% on another and even on another.. i have other portfolios that are a little more complex.. once i thought about it though.. i decided against it because i'm not sure if id wake up in time to get to work im in California so id have to wake up at like 5-530 every morning.. i also wouldn't be able to jack off as much as id like which i feel helps my trading... so it kinda killed that dream

>>9313941
>3% in a year
The US government is now issuing bonds with a 3% return.
You have to wear a tinfoil hat or not even fucking try in order to get a lower return than that.

I think money market account for my bank might even beat that.
Decent (non junk) corporate bonds will beat that.

>>9313999
or... be a bank and just basically be fucking around with the money for shits and giggles. spending it etc...

>>9313989
>i'm not sure if id wake up in time to get to work
This is possibly my greatest struggle in life

>>9313989
The trick to a succesful investment firm is to always hire new blood
A new investor is not scarred by the markets past, and will take the risks necessary to make a 100% the first year

>>9314029
imma just learn python real quick and run bots for the days i dont feel like paying attention to this shit

>>9314029
i've been trading for 5 years.. with 3 of those years being profitable with over 15%.. you don't think they'd hire me?

>>9314023
seriously... i started a handyman business and come and go as i please.. tomorrow im working for someone else doing flooring and i cant even sleep right now with the thought that i have to be there at a certain time. probably be my last time working for someone else desu

>>9313999
>non junk will beat that

you have it backwards. Junk bonds make at least 6% a year at the momoment, that is double treasury yields

>>9314065
that guy on here the other night said theyll hire you no matter what so long as you make money

>>9314065
No, not that your returns are bad, but a megacap dividend growth portfolio would beat that

>>9314090
50%? probably not. the question is scaling it up into a much larger portfolio. thats the hard part

>>9314068
>you have it backwards.
No, I don't.
I realize that junk bonds get higher yields because they are higher risk.
What I was saying was that EVEN non-junk bonds can beat 3%. Capital One was issuing 5% bonds recently.

>>9314077
>theyll hire you no matter what so long as you make money
I thought Wall Street liked to hire just Ivy League kids.

>>9314112
well, for instance, Berksire hathway buys out megacaps and then pays themselves higher preferred dividends
Banks can definitely do the same

>>9314090
>a megacap dividend growth portfolio would beat that
well i wouldn't be applying to manage a megacap dividend growth portfolio.. id be applying for us equities trader specializing in market caps under 300mil. if they don't want me then i dont give a shit i guess

>>9314130
kek
that one dude made it seem like all his buddies who were literal street criminals were all on the street. i thinks its just simply if you can deliver. they dont seem to care where you came from. atleast some of these prop shops dont.

>>9314143
oh yeah, I guess they have those small cap funds like viov
but I dont know how many years Id want if I was hiring expieice wise. For a hedge fund, Id say 5% a year for 20 years

>>9314143
ooh shit could you imagine trading something with a small mcap like that with 25x leverage on your account. wew my palms are sweating. sounds like a blast

>>9314176
i wouldn't even try.. if you are holding more than 25% of the avg daily volume and don't know what you're doing.. you're toast imo

>>9314206
>holding more than 25% of the avg daily volume
Fug. No. I can't imagine trading so much that it would actually slap the stock price around.

>>9314157
>prop shops
Ok, wtf is a prop shop? I've heard that term a fair amount and haven't cared to ask so far

>>9314258
>Fug. No. I can't imagine trading so much that it would actually slap the stock price around.
play around in OTC long enought and one day you might have a position that is more than the average daily volume, its shitty if you aren't paying attention

>Ok, wtf is a prop shop?
proprietary trading firm

see yal in the morning

>>9314276
I used to own half the marketcap of LitecoinPlus
I guess you could say I was sort of a Large Spec

>>9313722
>>9313793
Kek!
Speaking of the conference call
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-07/musk-buys-9-85-million-in-tesla-shares-after-taunting-shorts
He was just beating down the stock during the earnings call so he could buy it on the cheaps!
Also, short interest is getting pretty high according to the article.
Could be ripe for some short squeezing... I think I'll buy a few shares tomorrow.

>>9314334
based Musk

>>9313931
The more I see Short Thesis on Sucking Brotha, the more I want TSLA to succeed

Seriously, just look at the number of articles and comments about TSLA's future demise

And I am still waiting for TSLA to bring out compact cars and electric motorbikes.

its past bedtime for Good people

>>9314619
goodnight then murica bro

europenor keeping watch

For anybody else that likes to hold 3X ETFs long term:
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4121068-best-3x-leveraged-etf

CURE and DFEN would perform among the best for the past 30 years annualized if held straight.
SPXL/UPRO would probably beat it if rebalancing

Trump stop fucking around for that deal it makes markets nervous.

>>9313872
DD too, for burgers

>litterally everything dumping
I'm split between selling my Valeo for shopping, or pouring more money in my investment account.

UVXY Inc. is pleased to announce the addition of M. Dick Craver Jr. into our senior management team. He will serve as our new President of Vice for Public Relations and Corporate Affairs.
M. Craver's extensive experience in internet communications and radiant personality will be a strong asset for UVXY Inc.'s further development.

>>9315447
does he work saturdays though?

>>9315474
M. Craver is fully committed to UVXY Inc. and has the interest of its shareholders at heart.
He will do whatever it takes to achieve the goals the company has set.

>>9315500
Checked Sir.
Our CFO Mr. Goldsteinberg will be very pleased with this new hire.

>>9315567
I am bullish as fuck on UVXY Inc.
With M. Tyson as CEO, I am expecting some agressive growth strategy for the quarters to come

Markets been a boring comfy bull ride lately. Who's ready FOR SOME CORRECTING?

>>9315760
I am seeing SPY bouncing off 200dma and btfo at 265

>>9315447
>>9315754
I fucking love these memes

I'm thinking about taking out a 15k personal loan from the bank to use as leverage.
I can definitely afford this. In fact, I have about 9k in the bank right now -- the loan would provide more liquidity though.
I currently have 20k in Robinhood for additional context.

I've been using Robinhood gold for 1k for over a year, which has a 7.2% APR, and is profitable for me financially... My car loan, which was for 19k, had a 3.39% APR.

Even if I somehow gamble away the entire 15k loan in a week (which history shows I won't do), I'll still be financially safe.

Does anyone think this is a shitty idea? If so, why?
With the way that I'd set up the personal loan, there shouldn't be a risk of a margin call.

>>9316260
margin is the root of all evil.
better to find a sucker willing to not want their money back when you lose it

>>9316260
Would you be taking it out as a specific loan (car?) or personal loan? Wouldn't misusing a "car loan" for investments be illegal? Although I've heard of people using student loans before. The personal loans seem to start at 5% APR typically so you're not getting any upside compared to robinhood if you just use more gold. I'm taking out 6k for 5% atm. Interesting idea though

>>9316294
>better to find a sucker willing to not want their money back when you lose it
I heard managing other people's money is more stressful. Plus, I'd only be getting a cut of "their" profit.
Not to mention how I'd have to set up a mutual fund/hedge fund thing (unless flying under the radar -- which would be a bigger mess if I lose all their money and they try to come after me), and I'd be paying their taxes on Robinhood.

>>9316294

>>9316260
>loan
>crypto

fuck me dead

>>9316321
>Would you be taking it out as a specific loan (car?) or personal loan?
A personal loan.
>The personal loans seem to start at 5% APR typically
I think that varies by your credit score and the fed's bond rates.
I don't see why the personal loan rate should be that much worse, other than how the car is like collateral or whatever
>I'm taking out 6k for 5% atm
All on Robinhood? It looked like Robinhood caps out at 2k for 6% APR.
The cap on what's available is a big part of the motivation here. In addition to avoiding margin calls.

>>9316370
>crypto
Check the thread. This is /smg/.
My plan is to mainly keep it as a stockpile in SPY

Is it a safe to go to invest in military industrial companies? I’m a dumbfag.

>>9316406
No
Invest in love not war
Invest in GILD and GSK (for them HIV drugs)

>>9316406
Buy Lockheed martin

>>9316406
Northrop Grumman and Lockheed Martin are pretty solid.
I recently read that DFEN is one of the safest 3X ETFs to hold long-term

>>9316406
just buy oil, oil skyrockets with war, so does gold and silver.
the usd gonna fail, if us gets in another war.
and hide your gold

>>9315447
we gotta do one of these for SPXS Ltd.

>>9316406
It's rather safe but they are already priced high rn.

>>9313645
IB and TD are a joke unless you are a boomer

>>9316406
Yes but avoid Boeing. Little known fact: Boeing has an underperforming side business selling commercial airliners.

TVIX or SPY boys?
Trumps talking about Iran at 2pm right?
Would assume markets would go down in fear.
Seems the opposite always happens though.
Markets are rigged

>>9316542
>Little known fact: Boeing has an underperforming side business selling commercial airliners
Fucking kek.
Anybody remember that time the CEO of Boeing tried to be edgy and tweet at Elon Musk that they were going to beat Space X to Mars?

>>9316549
My experience in dealing with binary, non corporate related events

Don't bother dealing with them and just invest in good companies.

>>9316542
Considering how incompetent Airbus marketing people are I can't even fathom how retarded Boeing civilian division may be.

>>9316595
Ever since the McDonnell Douglas merger, BA has been a defense contractor with a big ball and chain tied to it

>>9316587
tvix is cheap right now though.
only 6 bucks

>>9316562
They could, if NASA shovels enough money at them. Of course neither party wants to do that so it aint gonna happen

>>9316631
I guess it is just not my thing

>>9316614
I used to work for a AD&S subsidiary, gf used to work for AA, ex-gf worked for eurocopter and my brother works for AD&S. The whole company is a clusterfuck. But it still manage to somehow work.

>>9316400
Nah it scales according to your current equity in your robinhood account. I've attached the chart for you to check out.

You're right about margin calls, but unless you lose everything you shouldn't get margin called? Lol. I'm trading with 13k cash and 6k gold and looks like I'd need to lose 11k before I get margin called unless my calculations are wrong

>>9316662
>eurocopter
*AH

Plan for today!
Short squeeze once 260 hit!

Me euro long REKT T_T

>>9316662
>>9316783
I have a friend who worked on the A400M project, on the specification control side as a subcontractor
He said it was a fucking joke and wouldn't surprised if accidents happen with this plane

As subcontractors, his team's decisions and recommendation were always being overruled by the Airbus side because the project was already very behind on schedule

Morning all

>>9316805
Media don't talk about it but the niggers of europe (aka italians) are throwing a tantrum over their country belonging to the EU again
I think it is the same shit as last time and EUR will ultimately rebound
I think your timing was ill m8

>>9316662
I used to work for NOC, and it was a position where I had to work with the other major contractors, and the entire industry is a shitshow. But it's a rigged card game: none of the big boys are ever allowed to go bankrupt again after what happened to McDD, there's always exactly two companies selling any one type of product to give the illusion of competition, the SAP/SCI classification system prevents new companies from breaking in, and work gets spread around so that everybody has a share, like Milo Minderbinder in Catch-22.

I quit about a year and a half ago, couldn't take it anymore

>>9316840
EUR will eventually contain only France, Germany, and Luxembourg. But that'll take a decade or two to happen

>>9316840
Think it has more do with iran...
Also kek my long been open since December

Thought EU hit would hit ...1.5

>>9316840
ECB is still printing euros while the FED stopped printing dollars. EUR/USD is falling since the FED announcement afaik.

>>9316700
>Nah it scales according to your current equity in your robinhood account
Wtf. I have 20k in there, but I can only take out up to 2k.
Maybe there's a risk/volitility component because I'm definitely pretty high on that.
>but unless you lose everything you shouldn't get margin called?
If it's a personal loan, and I don't use margin on Robinhood, I'd never be margin called at all. The personal loan would be like an independent thing.

>>9316436
>>9316456
>>9316461
>>9316519
>>9316542
Was thinking about investing in Rheinmetall Defence.

>>9316904
In fact, I will see EUR dissapearing. What we should be betting is how long the ECB is kicking the can down the road and how many countries are willing to keep agreeing to it

>>9316917
Yeah, me too I was about to go short EURUSD if it hits 1.35
EUR being this weak will make Trump angry again
But I do think the major concern is about the italians

>>9316924
this
EUR is in a unsolvable position :
too strong and countries like Greece, Italy, Spain etc collapse because of being uncompetitive
too weak and Trump will call out EU on this bullshit and impose trade tariffs (and Germany, the main contributor of EUR, will see his favorite export markets closed)

>>9316917
Ugh this EUR/USD long grim .... 5 months of waiting RIP
look like gonna have have long up for another 6 months...


Anyone know how rollover works?

EUR/USD for the last month. Nearly linear trend.
The ECB is low-key devaluating the euro to take the edge industrially and help France, Italy and Spain.

>>9316944
Wait haha what the fuck. I think their system is bugged out at the moment. You're right only 2k is available at the moment. I could take out up to 12k yesterday. They'll probably fix it pretty soon if you go with the gold route

>>9316974
>too weak and Trump will call out EU on this bullshit and impose trade tariffs (and Germany, the main contributor of EUR, will see his favorite export markets closed)
He's way too much of a pussy to do it. Honestly he already chickened out once.

>>9317035
Not sure if I'd be a fan even if that much does become available due to the risk of margin calls.

Think Orange Agent going to leave the Iran Deal?

What's the plan today? Still waiting for this GoPro dumpster fire to spread to the building. Still have my volatility longs, gold and bond shorts. Can't figure out what to open today.

>>9317133
Iran lied, there's literally no reason to stay in the deal as it is now.

Is it a bad day to hold USO?

>>9317187
>waiting for gopro fire

Buy HEMP, frens. Comfy hold.

>>9317425
stay hedged till we know whats up

>>9317425
im super long on oil tho

my strategy is gonna be different than yours
if youre in for a swing, you shoulve sold some yesterday

I have a bunch of USO calls expiring August, and some cash. Should I:
a) double down, buy more at market open
b) buy USO weekly calls before the 2:00pm shitpost
c) buy USO shares (or OILU shares instead)
d) stay in cash because Trump will successfully renegotiate the Iran deal and achieve lasting peace in the middle east and low oil prices forever

???

>>9317656
kek
we dont know yet
announcement is at 2

>>9317669
obviously I need to place my bets before Trump spins the roulette wheel

Ready for the /Green Day/ Small specs?

>>9317676
Go long in the black gold and short in the real gold. If Trump successfully renegotiates the deal and achieves peace in the middle east, it will only last until Monday when we open our embassy in the true capital of Israel.

>>9317545
I was planning on a long position rather than a swing. I have calls expiring Jan 2020.

>>9317676
im sitting on a few of my old oil calls, but i also got some puts. and if it dips im gonna buy more super long calls

>>9317747
then stay hedged till its clear whats going on

>>9317716
no way were breaking the 50SMA today. too much going on

>>9313872
CC

Sup bros

>>9317809
good morning senpai

>>9317716
>implying options are less volatile than crypto
You're not still trading shares, are you?

Anybody know of any tickers that have a super cool options market and a sub $100 price point. I want to throw 10k at something and just sell weekly covered calls on it for a few months to see how that goes.

Based SNAP
Instuhhhhgram

Right off the bat Im telling you boys Buy KO and GIS right now

>>9317888
ATVI
TTWO (a bit over 100$ though)

Oh god everything is crashing we're all fucked ;__;

>>9317955
Video games will crash when we implement mandatory military service. Looking for something that's not going anywhere for a while.

Well damn, looks like even with a decent earnings report JD is gonna pull back a little bit. I guess expectations were too high going into it. Oh well, I bought in at $35 per share so I'm still looking good.

>>9317958
Except fucking gopro.

>>9317969
>Video games will crash when we implement mandatory military service.

Bullshit, late teens - early 20-somethings in the military love vidya

>>9317969
They still play on bases and shit. Vidya not going anywhere you mong.

>>9317979
I swear I'm never touching that company ever again. An aberration of nature

>>9317766
This seems like a good idea. I have a lot of long term calls on oil but I'm gonna grab some weekly puts just in case, they're cheap anyway

Long-term put on Euro
Long-term call on JPY/RMB
Thank me later

>>9317969
>mandatory military service
wtf
do you really see this happening in the near term ?

BASED CITIGROUP
Back to 70

looks like pharm and banks doing well today

>>9317979
This.
It's like whenever the market is down, all the autists at StockTwits think that means it's a good time to double down on their memes while literally everyone else is just holding their breath.

I just want to see the people throwing $500k etc into MTCH get fucked today

>QURE
>beat earning expectation but barely moved at all because lel bioshits not making profits

>ONCE & SGMO
>miss earning expectations but crashing hard because lel disspointment

Fuck this fucking market

This pep dip is taking longer than expected

>>9318015
>>9318015
thats the ticket. play defensively till its clear whats gonna happen. i honestly think trump backing out will be bullish for oil. it leaves wide open the implication that we will be assisting israel in a preemptive strike against them. but i dont know. it could very well be bearish. it really depends on what other implications go along with the decision

>Sell option
>Option price immediately drops
>Replace order and lower price
>same thing happens again
Is this supposed to happen?

>>9318017
I am short CNYJPY but it seems Trump's comments on talks going nicely make investors bullish on CNY again

But ultimately, CNY is undervalued

>>9317979
the bell tolls for thee GPRO

Short squeeze XXII imminent in the next few weeks

>>9318091
SGMO has really screwed me so far. It was a value buy compared to the other editors and yet its still dropped hard from my 19.80 purchase.
Now a modest clinical victory will only get me to break even. Ill need a golden 6 months to earn a profit from this selloff bullshit.

who here comfy waiting for OHI earning call ?

(a kind reminder that we will all end up being their tenants)

Based TAP

>>9318140
what's the volume?

Options don't have a single "price", that's just RH fucking with you. There's a bid and an ask. On high volume you can set your offer at the midpoint and it'll probably fill, on low volume you should set it to the bid or it'll fail to execute. (This is how the house wins at the Options Casino, btw)

>>9318169
That is the joy of meme bioshits m8
But look at the Shire/Sudoku deal today, hemophilia cure is all the rage within the managers of big bioshits.
Sometimes, you gotta believe in your thesis hodl and sell covered calls if you can.

Wtf is going on with amrs??? REEEE

dont forget to pick up some dank Soverign bonds today SOVB

>>9318263
profit taking
also, still no news for Q118 earning calls

>>9318209
I still believe the real value lies in the trial results. Which is what perplexes me so much about it losing this much share price before any of those results have come in.

Like i was ready to take a hit if some study came in negative, but its been petty bearish sentiment and a share offering thats hit me instead.

Anyone looking for a good gamble has a golden ticket with this dip though. 14.65 is a steal.

>>9318209
yep
if I could sell covered calls on SGMO, I would have bought some shares so as to have 100

>>9318263
Shaking out the weak hands before next earnings.

>>9318171
I'm probably not making it to social security age, but your point is well taken. I'm also in SNR, SNH, and GEO for similar reasons.

>>9318204
They're all esoteric low volume options. Bid's $0. Well shit.

>>9318372
being an europoor is suffering because my borker doesn't offer options on the stocks you are refering (no call selling)

fuck this gay earth

>>9318263
Oh hey, my AMRS put is finally net profitable

>>9318374
sorry, you're fucked, nobody wants to buy what you're selling. Place a limit order at a low price and pray, and always always always check volume before buying an option.

How much did this lesson cost you, if you don't mind me asking?

>>9318271
>sovereign bonds
like swiss bonds or something?

>>9316542
They do ok
But LMT is in the middle of a huge dip this week

Maybe, just maybe, there's a chance I can get back into the USO sub $14.00

>>9318263
thanks big5guy
i was getting tired of the lack of gap fill on those guys. dilution is real

think its time for the designated Trader Nap

testing tripcode

>>9318372
That OHI NY high rise facility looks comfy as fuck
would definitelywant to die inside

>>9318461
Cumulatively about $40. Not alot but about a third of my portfolio. The problem I have is buying in options at the top.

>>9318475
>111% return on BA
Excuse me sir, I believe you're in the wrong thread.
This is the gambling and penny chasing thread.

Held DK overnight. Out of the 200 sold all but 50. I was shitting my pants at market open when it dropped to 46.13

>>9318507
set the alarm for 2:00 pm and we'll see what Trump does about Iran

>>9318519
So... Tell us what bags you're coping with, anon...

What's with this low volume green dildo on SPY?!?!?!

>>9318507
high time for a cheeky puff puff off the ol' peace pipe

tell you what. im definitely gonna go short at the top of this SPY rally. this is fucking retarded
267.40 is my point of entry. looking for a reversal around there

>>9318608
Finally some fucking action.
I bet they're getting theirs bags ready to fucking dump that shit at 2
>sell on the news
Burned me too many fucking times.

>>9318608
Traders have fucked off until the Iran decision. This is just bots pushing things sideways.

>>9318606
average price on DK is 48.80 sold at 49.55 Sold WTI at 7.04. I was bag holding GE since last week. average price is 14.24 MU is my ultra bag tho. average price is at 59.38

So it's a no brainer to buy this BGFV dip right?

SHOP is pumping!
Fuck you! I will grip these shares tighter than my COCK when I JERK IT, FAGET.
Holding till $1 trillion market cap!

Everything in my portfolio is red. Maybe it's time to move more money in and buy something with good dividends I can hold, like MORL or CEFL or NRZ.

>0,19% in the green

OH BOY, SO EXCITING!

On a more serious note:
NVDA earnings? Yay or nay?

>On edge with Iran shit
>Robinhood keeps glitching out and showing me an instantaneous 3% drop

fugg it's getting to me

>>9318685
Buy a dip that still has no signs of bottoming out, yes anon do it.

>>9318641
>MU is my ultra bag tho. average price is at 59.38
Atta boy! Buy high, sell low.
>bag holding GE since last week
Why.
Did you look at the 1 year chart?
I've done just about 0 due diligence, but held puts on them for a while.
>DK
R A R E
A
R
E
I've never seen that one before. Looks dank.

Let's hope the Cheeto Man helps with some SPY puts.

>>9314334
It just looks so ridiculously overvalued. It's going to be like airlines all over again where the speculation caused it to peak 10 years too early. If a short squeeze happens you better take profits.

>>9318263
Why do you guys drive yourself crazy.

Amrs is the most obvious buy on the market right now.
Shit is so easy. I have been making thousands every few weeks with swinging it.
Buying a thousand shares in a few minutes.

Fucking Based

>>9318737
I've seen it get it's ass kicked for awhile figured it wouldn't get worse... Probably going to sell it or at least sell a majority like I did with DK. Note to self don't play earnings that shit is unnecessary stress lol. I have 50 shares left of DK. They're up over a 100% 52wk range target is 52 dollars but with this fucking market who knows when it could turn on you.

I hope Trump's announcement isn't just that we have withdrawn from the nuclear deal, but also that we have begun military precision strikes against key targets within the country including Tehran.

You heard it here first.Short oil.
Trump will cuck Israel and stay in the deal (he will call it 'renegotiate'). He will weasel out of his says once again. Is what he does.

>>9318781
how low will it go today ?
6$ or sub 6$ ?

Unstoppable

>EGY

CHOOO CHOOO MOTHEFUCKER

>>9318790

>>9318809
Im buying at 6.03 or 6.05, dont care if it goes lower, because it will be 6.80 by next week again.

Like i told you goofballs literally 15 times in a row.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SUPPORT ON BGFV

Celgene seriously oversold, thoughts?

come on PEP fucking reverse already

>>9318790
>>9318870
The universe is in balance, HH.

>>9318809
Will see high 5s today. But it doesnt matter since post next earnings in about a week it will be $7-8.

>>9318778
>If a short squeeze happens you better take profits
That's the plan! Kek
I'm half holding it just for the love of Elon.

>>9318794
>Note to self don't play earnings
Earnings is mostly straight gambling unless are a little in the know and also pick up on something like massive short interest.
So many people here we're getting JUSTd by the big bank earnings and tech earnings that kicked off this earnings season.
Wall Street was just not reacting rationally.

>>9318882
I placed a 500$ order at 5.98

>>9318883

$5

>SPY red dildo time

Fucking kek!
Look at these losers that didn't put limits on their options purchases.
I may try to exploit this.

amrs why? :(

Colgate dip
Clorox shit dip, not dipped enough

>>9318796
fuck it I just bought ten shares of DFEN, let's roll

What the fuck is going on with AMRS.

Also I want to buy some DFEN and hold it to act as my defense buy because I don't have enough money that buying $300 stocks makes any sense. Thoughts? Will the daily leveraging guck over my gains or it that already reflected in the ETF's price movements?

Update for those who care, I’ve been shilling twitter for the past two weeks or so and I just sold all my holdings in it today lol.
Keep buying SHOP OKTA GRUB though.

>>9318952
The Motley Fool just published a bearish article on AMRS.
Hodl and pray

shorting BGFV to the center of the earth

Shit that short squeeze weak

>>9318952
It's already included in the price movements.

SHOP is going up 8% today. Watch.

>>9318952
in theory you'll have some compounding losses, in practice when volume is high (like on DFEN and TQQQ) these are minimal

of course if the underlying drops 33% in a day you lose everything, see XIV

USO just hit my buy level. Time to load up some of that sweet sweet crude to dump on some poor fagget later.

>>9318979
Fuck praying, I'm buying more. Thank you Fools, see you next big green dildo on the earnings.

Damn AMRS is going even lower than I thought it would

Foreign bonds dropped a fullpercent today just FUCK MY LIFE UP

>Expectation is more sanctions on Iran
>Oil drops in preparation
wut

>>9319066
calls on sale cheap

>>9319089
tfw loaded up on USO calls a few days ago and my gains just got deleted

>>9319046
Anyone who isnt a retard should buy as much as they possibly can Right now, the turn around is already indicated

>>9319001
I sure as fuck won't sell if it does.

>>9318972
>SHOP
>GRUB
I don't know about keep buying, but I'm sure not selling.

>>9319112
>p-please buy muh bags
Joking brah
I plan to hold this shit through their ER

Oh shit BASED DOW BASED DOW

Holy shit. Is AMRS going bankrupt or some shit?
My puts are up 40%

buy esio

>>9318827
God dammit I looked at that this morning but didn’t buy. That makes the fifth moon mission I’ve spoted in two months that I failed to buy. Fuck I hate having weak hands.

Lel, good thing I decided to ignore that "buy tvix" guy yesterday.

>SPY right now
Did someone retune the trading bots?

>>9319130
>>9319154
Its heavy shorting, as usual. The shorts booked themselved into a corner and keep trying to buy their way out.
The movement is so damn obvious!!!

>>9318778
He also traded that on margin.... if TSLA drops below 233 he'll get a margin call. haha

Sold my USO for profit to buy DWT, sold my DWT for profit today. Waiting for AMC to pop after earnings. My play for today is either shorting DIS or PZZA. What do you guys think?

>>9319176
They are flip flop deciding if good or bad

>>9319185
It's more likely that motley fool article that did this

>>9319201

Short them both

>>9319201
why are you shorting pizza

>>9319185
Sometimes, you gotta believe in your thesis (and FinalThought) and stop looking at this shit
This is a heavy with no news (except the dlution issue which shouldn't be a issue if fundamentals are solid... I have seen this shit happening in bioshits)

>>9319148
What the fuck is with that springboard-tier righteous, erect green dildo?
Did we just kill the ghost of Osama Bin Laden or some shit?

>>9319169
Was it me talking about their AH earnings call? If so, I was meming. Don't pay attention to me making calls about TVIX, I don't understand it.

>>9319186
>me
>margin call
I have to lose at least 10k to get margin called, but also TSLA looks fine right now.

>>9319185
>shorts booked themselved into a corner and keep trying to buy their way out.
That sounds backwards.
AMRS is death spiraling. It's the opposite of a short squeeze.

>>9319244
Papa John's is going to miss badly on earnings I believe. Question is if it's priced in or not?

>>9319218
Yes thats also a catalyst, but the shorts have been desperately heavily shorting for months and searching for any way to shake weak wrists and attack stop losses.
This is just another occasion of them all doing it at the same time.
Nothing new.
Will go to 8 within a few weeks.

>>9318827
>>9319168
AMDA this morning...

Just got back from physio. I think next Tuesday is the last session. Still hounding my insurance company for my deductible back.

On another note... 4 week bills. I don't think I'm dumping these; I think I'm collecting $2500 in 3 weeks. 1.687%... need 1.64% (or 5 BPs).

>4-week auction is in 5 minutes.
>Haven't even placed a bid.

Fuck this.

JUST A LITTLE MORE OOMF

>>9319185
you are an idiot.. it's dilution.. fucking read the filings and watch the share structure you moron

Ugh, I'm deathly ill and I just woke up because my neighbor is getting landscaping done with heavy equipment. I woke up just in time to load up on USO though.

>>9319105
Lol just bought in today before the dip
Also just bought WTI

GOPRO
H8ERS
REKT!!!!

shorting my own stocks over different sites in hopes a Bank sees it and tries to squeeze me out but actually boosting my real portfolio

>>9319323
#pray4sanctions

>>9319321
Floof

>>9319055

>>9319328
>shorting my own stocks over different sites in hopes a Bank sees it and tries to squeeze me out but actually boosting my real portfolio

I think this might break an (((SEC))) rule or two.

>>9319342
AMEN. I believe it.
Also how’re you guys holding up today? So far sold all my twitter, MU, and some others to position myself for oil gains. Still diversified though.

Ahhhhhhh my Uso calls ahhhhh

>>9319348
Praying Floof comes over to pat my head, give me chicken noodle soup, and tell me my trades are sound and that this is just a dip

>>9319364
Breaking the rules!

>>9319364
Kinda like how some people are claiming VIX is manipulated by people buying way OTM futures at the start of the month to force a VIX spike.

>>9319394
Golden bull is almost here

amrs bottomed out?

>>9319442
needs a muffled CERU in the background

>>9319397
>>9319406
All I'm saying is to be careful. It sounds almost like "painting the tape" in a way. Look it up; it's on the Series 7 test.

>>9319436
I heard there is a pretty strong support at 0$

>>9319388
Considered selling my USO puts during the flash crash we just had because they were up 200% but decided to hold them

(This is not as phenomenally retarded as it sounds, I'm using them as a hedge)

>>9319455
hedging by shorting stock is legal just not legal if you are institutional or something

>>9319468
But what if it crashes through support anon...

LOL

BUY SDRL BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE IVE BEEN TELLING YOU ALL FOR TWO DAYS
Not kidding.

>>9319481
I have to go to Emeryville and ferment those meme molecules myself m8

Markets dipping??

>>9319325

I just FOMO'd in.

>>9319475
It’s always good to have a hedge anon.

>>9313989
Try 4-4:30. You have to be in the office at minimum 1 hour before open. Better if 1.5 hours before.

Bristol Myers dragging my dailey gains down to nothing

>>9319498

why

>>9319442
Put gopro on guys helmet

>>9319508
Just on the off chance that Khameini folds like a bitch and oil prices crash, you know?

>>9319533
fuck that shit stock I lost 70% last year on that garbage

>>9319498
I have like $100 worth, might get more after Iran announcement

>>9319498
Just put $5 on it. :^)

CNN reports that we're going to stay in the nuclear deal. This is obvious bait and fake news. We're pulling out. Digits confirmed. Buy more oil shit.

i got fucking bogged by JPM

>>9319577
welcome to 11:05 this morning, stonk market continues to be faster than the news media

>>9319498
>>9319520
Agreed. Why. SDRL looks like a turd.
3 month avg. volume of 4,288,005.
Shares Outstanding 504,518,940
Public float 359.776M

So what if Trump kills the Iran deal. SDRL won't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Andddddd heres that amrs recovery, right on time.

>>9319577
DIGITS CONFIRM!!!!

>>9319533

it took time but...ive finally learned how to hold and win

>>9319558
LOL
You will have back soon!

>>9319612
bull trap

>>9319520
Now they filed for bankruptcy a year or two a go, but they're going to 2.6 billion in equity from bonds. And of course just got rid of a lot of debt.
Seadrill is known for having one of the most modern fleets of mobile drilling vessels in the world. They’re just getting out of debt as well and are going under reorganization within their company. Reorganization means they’re getting new management essentially. They crashed because of the Saudis in 2014, and at that time they were trying to aggressively expand, which is why they incurred so much debt to begin with.
Theris a good chance that they will soar to a more reasonable price.
If you just look at the assets they already own, the company is under valued. The marketcap is around 133 mil.

Also in addition to the 2.6 billion they’re getting from bonds, I read somewhere that they’re also going to receive 5 billion (loan of sorts if I remember correctly). I’m not saying go all in, but I have a nice stake in it in case it reacts to oil prices positively.

>>9319651
>$100
How far did that even swing down?
Do you want to see something REALLY scary?

>>9319651
based

>>9319577
Buy calls and stock in WTI, SDRL, USO. Anons, we’re going to ride this together...

Following in buffets footsteps

BUY XXII !!!

>>9319692
No calls for SDRL, correction. Too risky.

>>9319662
If they are emerging from bankruptcy, those corporate bonds will be expensive to pay back.

>>9319699

Bought 4 shares

Also bought 10 shares of SDRL

>>9319696
Ayyy my March brother

XPH is a dank buy

>>9319671
was learning before i put all my McFaggot money in. adding my 2k savings in

buy TGTX on today's dip

>>9319743
you beat me

>>9319715
Good point. This one is definitely a hype play and is only going to be held for a short while.
If any anons actually do want to buy SDRL, just know that this is not a serious long term investment for me. I only put in money I was willing to play with. Pay attention to what other anons are saying about it too.

>>9319784
I threw 10 dollars on it

It's time for that Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm deathly ill so I'm forcing myself to eat cereal today, had to call in sick. And I'm down again, almost to my original investment. Sigh.

>>9319784
Seadrill sounds like a company that's going to fuck /smg/ hard and fast, then leave and never call them again.

>>9319762
I follow IBB as an indicator for pharma stocks.

>>9319802
Was it that salad you had? Hope you didn't get E. Coli. Hope you get better man.

>>9319802
based lunchbro

am you ill from the salad intoxication ?

>>9319802

The one fucking post I have to look forward to in this fire dumpster of a thread and you have to let me down.

>>9319767
>learning before i put all my McFaggot money in
Fair enough. Hard to learn with just $100 tho imo

Anybody know wtf this dumpster fire called GPRO had to be excited about today?

>>9319818
>>9319825
Nah I don't think it's that, haven't been puking or shitting my guts out. I just have a massive headache and a bad cough. Probably a cold.

>>9319699
their headline product is low-nicotine tobacco
the hype on ST and other penny stock forums is that the FDA will mandate low-nicotine tobacco in cigarettes, despite the fact that (a) it's the non-tobacco components in cigarettes that cause cancer, and (b) Trump's FDA isn't going to mandate low-nicotine tobacco in cigs
What am I missing here?

>>9319854
Bog's heard I still had puts that were open.

its time to short Pandora

>>9319856
hope it isn't anything serious m8

>>9319802
leftover chicken teriyaki from yesterday while I anxiously check my options every ten seconds

>>9319854
Somebody bought one.

>>9319856
Maybe seasonal allergies? I've been suffering for a week. Finally rained last night so I think my snow mold problem will go away.

>>9319802
Did you dowse the bowl with alchohal and light it on fire? Been there

USLV rises

>>9319890
Never had allergies, so maybe

>>9319889
Kek. Most likely.
>>9319872
Thus, a short squeeze on us.

>>9319873
I've been shorting for a couple days. Got in soon after it stabilized at 7.22ish.
I bet it'll go down after May 11th when this first round of short-term contracts expires

This is going to be a boring day, DIS and PZZA puts are way too expensive. I don't know whit enough about ROKU to play a position on it.

New Bread
>>9319965
>>9319965
>>9319965
>>9319965

>>9319936
ye I told you I was waiting for 3 days after earnings before making a move

Guys? Iran?