/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9308734

"Hey man, be a bro and lend me some gas money, I'm meeting up with Stacy this weekend."
>But C-C-Chad, aren't you dating my sister?
"Relax, Stacy is just a friend, I'm just helping her with a project.
>I don't have any cash on me I only carry cryptocurrency because I don't believe in fiat.
"Well, you better come up with some money fast or I'll tell your sister about your little gambling problem.
>O-Okay how about we use Request Network just download the app and create a wallet and I can send you money.
"Hmm okay we can try your little nerd app."
"Wait, wtf is wrong with this thing? I don't want stupid internet tokens, how do I even get cash out with this thing?
>Please calm down. You can trade crypto for fiat or people can send fiat directly.
"Why would you use this over Venmo or Paypal, whatever just send me money."
>Okay just send me a request, here's my a-address
"So you have to enter a 40 character "wallet address" to request payments and hope you don't screw up, that's pretty stupid"
>Well that's just the way blockchain works. Okay I'll send the money, just wait a second...
Ohh noo! I just checked and it says my wallet was chosen to support Req's network. All of my tokens were burnt as fees! I-I'm sorry, but I just lost everything. That was my life's savings.
"Are you actually crying? I can't believe you actually fell for this scam that's honestly pathetic. Just forget about it, I'll just have your sister send me some money. What a waste of my time."

please moon

>>9309010
WEIRD AND CREEPY

>>9309025
It'll never moon anon. And if anyone tries, the volumes so dead bots will just push it back down.

Just sold 3k