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>be me
>be 27 year old ugly beta loser nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, have never been to a pub, club, or party, and have no passions in life
>wake up at noon, get out of bed at 1.15
>binged yesterday on McDonalds, chocolate, ice cream; will give up junk food but not sure about McDonalds
>have told myself that today is the last day for coffee but not sure whether to make it a rule or whether the whole idea of rules is self-limiting motivational bullshit for brainlets
>go to gym (still weak but lift for volume and because I feel like a fat fuck)
>now 4 pm and going in to central London to walk around, feel sad about life, drink coffee, and maybe reward myself with one final McDonalds meal as a reward for giving up coffee and McDonalds
>Chads and Staceys EVERYWHERE, which is demoralising as fuck
>walked through a university area filled with young people in the prime of their lives
>sitting outside drinking coffee

>> No.9302123
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>>9301755
Please be a chink at least you have a reason for not succeeding with women

>> No.9302228

>>9301755
anon. im a chad from germany and 5 days in london. my hotel is in chelsea. should we kick it today?

>> No.9302265

>>9302228
unironically hang out with this lad OP. be a yes man

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>idea of rules is self-limiting motivational bullshit for brainlets
You don't have anything to live for so might as well gorge yourself on that McD and ice-cream into an early grave

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>>9301755
Get your life together anon. The old /sig/ shit is still the truth
>lift a lot (at least 3-4 times a week), sounds like you're doing this already but move to high-intensity since you need to lose weight. it'll also help boost your testosterone
>do some cardio, all HIIT to burn fat faster
>move to a high protein / low carb diet
>get into philosophy & religion to give you some sense of purpose in life
>once you start looking a little /fit/, force yourself to approach women. your skills will get better with practice
>quit porn completely until you get laid
This shit actually works desu.

>> No.9302295

kek, dont you LARP with a different persona usually. One where you articulate on the books youre reading.

>> No.9302309

>>9302228
y not berlin? Best brothels in town!

>> No.9302311

>>9301755
Your body is going to go through one hell of a detox, you're going to feel even worse than you are right now for up to 3 days, you're going to have a head ache that wont go away, you're going to wish you had that coffee, you're going to feel nauseated. But this is part of the detox routine hang in there and start lifting weights and then do cardio eat more proteins and good luck bro

>> No.9302337

>>9301755
Dude stop eating Junk Food and I bet, that if you give up McDonalds for 6 months and replace it with mostly vegetarian food (eat meat no more than 4x a week) and you eat McD after that period again, you will think its disgusting and puke. Likely you will become sick. I did this and I never ate there EVER again. Its your choice but nothing happens being an undiscplined fatty

>> No.9302344

>>9301755
>walked through a university area filled with young people in the prime of their lives
liar - its a bank holiday in britain today and there wouldnt be any students i college.

blown. the. fuck. out.

>> No.9302363

>>9301755
stop being a remorseful depressing fuck, just do whatever the fuck you wanna do and dont think about the state of the world

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>>9302344
>OP is a larping faggot

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>>9301755
As a relative newfag to /biz/ I've seen this posted at least 5 times. You should probably kill yourself and get it over with desu

>> No.9302398

>>9301755
Are you reposting? i already see this post some days ago

>> No.9302426

>>9302344

The university college London area was filled with happy young people.

>> No.9302462

>>9302426
garbage. not on a bank holiday monday. classes would be finished for term, and thsoe revising for exams would be in halls or at home.

fucking larpers.

>> No.9302608

>>9302462

I walked right past it. Waterstones cafe was full and they were all sitting on those stairs that are shown in the posters.

>> No.9302679

>>9301755
>That 27 year old boomer that invests in crypto

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>>9302370
almost all bizfags are larpers.

>> No.9303541

this is my favorite copypasta

>> No.9303581

pretty sure you walked past me yesterday..have a shower you smelly fat prick

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>>9301755
>1 post by this ID

>> No.9303671

>>9301755
Kind of the same here anon.

i'm changing my life in a few weeks. Moving to the desert and gonna live out of my car and work out and get close to god.
We'll see how it goes.

>> No.9303689

>>9301755
>now 4 pm
but you posted this at nearly 6 pm