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So much fail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw&t=4454s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE&t=526s

Good morning /smg/.
Pretty scary outlook here in the Pampas. How was your weekend?

I’ve just gotten to a point where I have completed building my emergency fund in my bank and have started putting aside money I won’t need to touch in a crisis. I want to put this extra cash in an index and keep it there, but a for /biz/bros, is it better to wait till an inevitable correction/crash before piling it in? The S&P is near its ATH. I know over a period of 10 years+ it’s not really going to matter, but id like the investment to have a decent starting point.

>>9297476
It gonna hit 2900 again

>>9297476
Just start dollar cost averaging now in SPY.

>>9297372
Sorry, am a phone posting wagecuck

>>9297515
What’s a typical period to wait between investments using this strategy?

>>9297637
Up to you really. You’ve acknowledged in the long game it won’t matter, so it would probably depend solely on your desire to spend time watching charts. But SPY has stayed close to it’s 200MA.

stocks: lucky you, up 10% annually is a cool 5k profit on your 50k investment. not bad

crypto: throw your last hundred bucks into this shitcoin poorfag, alright great in 10 days your profit tripled annnnnd now its gone. it crashed while you were taking a shit. good game

>>9297669
Makes sense, thanks

Good morning /smg/! How was your weekend?

Today is going to be shit at work, hoping for retribution on GPRO this week.

Morning all

When do i buy nak again?

Morning.

Sup fellas, oil to 70 a barrel, last stop to get in this train. Based bagholder was right

>>9298367
Baggie, your the man. Uso Mooned on Friday, up a comfy 12 % loving options trading

USO Mooning I should have listened.

>>9298380
I tried to buy USO on Friday but my limit order wasn't filled. RIP me.

>>9298400
Just fill up your tank like right now before you see the price at the pump go up.

Wait for the a.m. dump today or tommorow, 14.10 seems to be new resistance, 14.5 call with July 20th expiry. We're gna make it, all the oil etfs jumped
T.phonefaggot

Oils summer peak usually comes around the 4th of july, you still got 2 whole months to trade the waves on these.

>>9298427
right now would be a good time to pull that scam from always sunny and get a loan, then just fill up a bunch of barrels full of gasoline for the summer

Open the markets already

Finally making it... mfw an underwater Mongolian feminist basket weaving forum saves my folio

>>9298746
another piece of advice : invest in UVXY Inc.
Rumors are they are getting another stellar quarterly earnings.

Also, with oil going up doesn't that mean most other things too like CORN and transportation?

>>9296945
What would the supreme gentleman portfolio look like?

>>9298788
RACE
LVMH

>>9298762
I hear they pay dividends too right?

>>9298472
>>9298380
I don't want to FOMO too hard and buy at the peak, but what's your opinion on a Jan 2020 21$ USO call? Feasible?

>>9298842
No. I want to nap in my office first

>>9298842
No, too far out. I personally think they'll scale back in price after summer because muh heating oil. Go for august latest is my assumption, then inverse around november. Just what I've noticed in my years of dealing with it

>>9298912
meant for >>9298739

>>9298826
Their CEO hinted at some smashing earnings
I think share buy back will be a strong possibility too

>>9298946
Just bought 100k. See you in lambo land

>>9296945
He killed millions...

I hope you faggots bought Pandora puts like I told you to

>>9298842
im holding some calls out that far. no theta and still has plenty of leverage. i think oil could really soar over the course of this year. this aint the usual circumstances

>>9299024
All I got is on GPRO puts, AAAAA

>>9299064
I do too.
GPRO is a dumpster fire as well

I have almost recovered from death valley

Getting screwed on these SPY puts.

>>9298577
Have fun with that 60-90 day shelf life Gasolina has

>>9299125
I'm still holding onto them for you baggy I believe

>>9299157
I just grind up bars of soap and add it to my stockpile. It turns it into a nice block of gel. Whenever I want to use the gas I just wash the soap out with water.

>>9299157
mix in Sta-Bil and it'll last about a year

geez, it's like you don't own a motorcycle with a carbeurator

ON THE THIRD DAY, THE BLESSED GPRO PUTS AROSE FROM THE DEAD

>>9299168
Everything else is green, but this damn index is smoking crack. I mean it was supposed to go back to $250 before it went up. The market is on drugs guys.

>>9299223
We usually get non oxy for our snow blowers so it doesn't gunk up and it lats a decent amount with additives. We do run the carb empty before storage though.

>>9299232
I spent the weekend mustering up Finn magic, we're going to make it

How much longer can this parabolic growth continue?

>>9299297
It will continue until I close my puts.

>>9299305
lmao

>>9299186
wait does this actually work?

Get into ESV while you still can.

>>9299329
It's a great way to waste $200 worth of gasoline.

>>9299329
no, don't be a dumbass

also just buy USO calls to counteract your anticipated gasoline expenses

Whats on the menu today?

>>9299384

>>9299223
so eat away your profits with stabilizer
not to mention temp control

yea gas stocks is cheaper and easier

>>9299329
No it just turns it into napalm

>>9299389
Looking at TRXC on top of all of these

who here /SN/?

>>9299409
>dem colloscopical robot

Everyone buy SDRL before it goes to the moon. Oil prices are still going up right? Seadrill is exiting bankruptcy and is going over 2.6 BILLION in equity from bonds.

It’s marketcap is under valued for a company that has so many valuable assets and that will become much more profitable when the price of oil begins to rise.

>>9299329
No.
>>9299404
This.
It's from the anarchist cookbook.
Gas + soap makes napalm

I heard SPXU has big plans for Q2.
I heard their management is meeting with Trump to coordinate their business plans with DFEN in Syria and Korea.

>>9299409
RGR too

Thinking about moving my emergency fund into $SHV

What does /smg/ think?

>>9299530
what a boring fucking ticker

Put it all on USO, you know you want to

>USO calls
>GUSH
>ILMN

Well good morning to you too portfolio

>>9299483
Actually the recipe called for styrofoam. Who the fuck puts soap in their napalm?

>>9299471
just bet it all on WTI you noobs

it just crossed $7

>>9299585
dumbshits who read Fight Club and took the recipes seriously

>>9299585
Must be some hippie napalm

>>9299483
>Gas + soap makes napalm
no, styrofoam does that

gas + soap is useless, maybe the worlds shittiest solvent

>>9299530
>>9299554
Split it between USO and SDRL (Seadrill). Look at the five year history of SDRL, in 2014 the Saudis royally screwed SDRL because they dropped oil prices. Now that they’ll be going up, SDRL will begin to soar to the moon though.
I would like to hear other anons thoughts on this though. SDRL is just getting out of their bankruptcy, and they still have a large fleet of mobile drilling derecks, jack ups, mobile drilling ships etc. This was my last shill for it here >>9299471

>>9299585
Was from the US Army’s textbook on improvised weapons.

you could have bought TWTR under 30

you could have bought DIS under 100

you could have listened

>>9299483
>anarchist cookbook

I remember reading that when I was in high school pure cringe

Anyone else feeling /comfy/?

>>9299125
>SPY puts
>puts
You should have gone for SPXU if you were going to hold for more than a day or two
In fact,
>betting against SPY long-term
>ever

Getting bogged by GPRO

Sigh

>>9299857
nah the 1 day ones are sick. i just made 50 bucks on that leg down

>>9299848
Ive got one stock up 30% and 3 down 20%.
I suppose im comfy in the way someone accepting their death is comfy.

br000tal bog action on SPY right now

>BGFV falling
I don't know whether I should buy more or I'm holding bags

>>9299777
Nice trips, but SDRL's chart reminds me too much of DRYS. It feels like reverse stock split territory.

Is smg gonna get bogged on USO calls if Trump doesn't pull out of the Iran deal?

Only non-nordic stocks I have are AMD that I bought at around $3 couple of years ago, what are some good ones to buy right now?

>>9300060
Someone will sneeze over there and it'll go back up

>>9300077
buy GE

Honest question: Why do you guys day-trade on the stock market when you could do the same thing with crypto and make more in a week than many of you do in a year? I know all of the memes already, but do you hate money or something?

>>9300133
why do you say that? Crypto is just ultra trashy penny stocks that move 10% a day, you can find same thing in the stock market

>>9300133
you can trade the spy or any liquid stock on leverage you fucking tard.

and even as manipulated as they are, theyre leagues better than crypto in this regard

>>9300040
Thanks for the input. Maybe I should sell than.

How much is apple going to dump after the div payout?

>>9300133
ive done 2 50% trades today already

>>9300153
penny stocks on the stock market are a boomer meme at this point, they're ultra low volume, lower than many of the "shitcoin" cryptos that move far more than 10%

more than that there are actual projects in crypto that are going to be booming soon once the shift from pure speculation to utility is in full swing

I dunno, it just seems like you guys are masturbating each other in here because you can't move on to the new paradigm honestly. Like you guys just have some mental block that you all share and pat each other on the back and say it's okay, we'll do just as well as those shitcoiners, it's a bubble etc. I dunno man, it's just sad to watch you guys miss out on money

>>9300179
>ive done 2 50% trades today already
which stocks and for how much in total?

>>9300133
Crypto is for boys
Stocks are for men

>>9300133
You do realize the stock market is currently more volatile than crypto right?

>>9300133
The entire board of /biz/ is full of crypto threads and you have to come in here, to the ONLY thread on /biz/ that's dedicated to financial markets instead of cryptomemes, and try to make this thread about crypto as well. I have a futures trading account with Phillip Capital that I use when I want to gamble with high risk / high reward shit.

Go and stay go

>>9300198
>ask simple question in an attempt to understand and make conversation
>this level of defensiveness
wow, it's very cult-like in here

>>9300203
do you always trade crypto at 100x leverage?
why not?? you could be making what you made last week in an hour instead!

>>9300203
You were asking for it and you know it, come on now

>>9300203
It's because this is the only place on /biz/ where we can actually talk about shit like stocks, options, futures, etc. without the thread turning into a shitshow of cryptards spaming shit like "hurr, stocks are for boomers" and ">nocoiners".

If we give an inch and start casually discussing the merits of crypto in /smg/ then the thread will attract more crypto-trolls and it'll be the end of /smg/ as we know it.

>>9300183
the S&P with options
im actually just testing a new strategy today so only with 100-150 buck bets. gotta set my PSARs perfect for this. im still getting false signals

>>9300341
getting fucking bogged on THIS put though

>>9300133

When it comes to crypto, I'm already up 2.5x my initial stack of BTC and I made my 100x in cash value. As for trading crypto itself, first my exchange options are limited (NYCuck) and the secondly there aren't much advanced options beyond margin positions offered in most exchanges.

Regardless, the volatility in crypto if you can stomach it transitions well into stocks/options since there's a lot of outside factors affecting the markets on a daily basis than some partnership/fork/tweet, so there's a lot of opportunities to adopt speculative positions.

Lastly, I want to sleep at night and not have to deal with my shares getting dumped overnight by slant eyes or yurocucks. We're only human, not trading bots.

>>9300360
GPRO practically wiped out my last few months of gains, might as well hold the puts because they can't get worth less :^)

>>9300183
I got about 100 of them EOS things, and don't even know what they are or how to get rid of them with out having to get ETH. So like fuck it, I'm just trading commodities like oil and gold, while playing the indexes with retarded amounts of leverage.

>>9300375
havent looked at GPRO yet

SPY is acting really strange. keeps going for runs and then the boggs show up and throw a red dildo at me. need another one though to close out this one. im stuck for now

I regret not invest on V earlier the stock is doing good and I would have prevented some lost in the stock market.

WHEN THAT PRE LEGALIZATION BULL RUN ON WEED? GODFUCKINGDAMNIT I re-entered at 30$ on Canopy. I SHUDDA JUST PUT IT INTO ETH

>>9300445
Marijuana is the most priced in meme on wall street right now.
You'd have better luck picking a 3D printer rebound since they've gone out of fashion.

>>9300480
I made a lot of money buying last October and selling in January. Just thought Norman Brainlets would come back pre legalization.

>>9299809
it's okay man, I'll buy DIS under 100 on Thursday

Should I load up on GPT puts and sell on the afternoon dip?
Up 15% on earnings, should been priced in.

I closed my puts on SPY, watch is crash.

>>9300681
Uh oh

>>9300681
Finally, my shorts are bleeding

>>9300699
Don't got a tampon?

Does UBS sell their ETNs over the counter? Some of these have 0 volume.

>>9296945
Check it out biz.

>>9300445
dude, marijuana is the crypto of the stock market, all retard hype

>>9300681
were you short from the bell?

>>9300183
any time someone starts throwing around new paradigm 99% chance its bullshit

>>9300777
i heard some dummies on CNBC talking about the new paradigm on AAPL

almost went short right there

First

>>9300767
Was long from bell and double down on bounce!
Forced hodl for day though

>>9300750
Yeah, I'm 100% basing the trade on the greater fool theory. I might just be the greatest though.

>>9300848
yeah exactly
if i see 267.30-267.50 for much longer im gonna put my foot through a wall

>>9300903
Kek
We 271 eow!

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having rice and veggies with a couple pot stickers, I'm trying to avoid looking at my portfolio. I'm getting bogged hard.

Buy AMC last time under 17

>>9301092
I'm getting bogged and I still have to wait two hours for lunch. Miserably slow morning.

smg kinda slow today, everyone just waiting for this market to shit the bed?

>>9301130
I think so.
Last time it tried to to get past 268 it shit the bed.

>>9301092
LUNCHBRO CHECKIN NICE

>>9301092
Omg nice lunch

>>9301092
your post always makes me hungry

>>9296945

Excellent choice with the OP image

>>9301092
2-5% up so far.
Not enough to really make a dent my failing stocks though.

AMD trying hard to break through $11.60

>>9301092
Eating teriyaki chicken from the cheap take out place across from work.

Just bought a call on Planet Fatness

>>9301272
Smart move, I was thinking of doing the same thing.

>>9301281
The only thing giving me pause was today's rally. But I'll probably be fine. That gym is such a ridiculous scam, it should beat

When does it dump

XTLB forming huge dildo

>>9300928
i dont think it breaks 2700 desu

>>9301092

This is how I cope with my losses

>>9301374
Pad Thai and rootbeer, you're alright.

>>9301374
Is that seaweed?

>>9301092
Eating a PB&J and regretting that I dumped TSLA on Friday.

>>9301401
Its the lettuce in a spring roll.

for fucks sake
SPY is just teasing me. just pick a fucking direction already. i accept my fate

>>9301413
Guess I need to get out of rural Texas more

>>9299890
>nah the 1 day ones are sick. i just made 50 bucks on that leg down
Oh fug.
>far OTM options daytrading
Nope. Nope. Nope.
I can't. I have a big boy job, and this is a sufficient enough distraction as is.

>>9300681
Uh oh. Who's ready to get fucking bogg'd?

>>9300744
Can't find it in Robinhood

The time has finally come, and I have finally begun deleveraging myself.
>pic related

>Up 22% last week
>Down 22% because of Friday and today.
I hate the stock market sometimes.

>>9301448
kek

>>9301455
im working on a set of indicators that should let me guess where to hold these things to capture the biggest swings.

>>9301496
gibb indicators pls
(is it ichimoku cloud?)

>>9301433
Coming from the other extreme of the spectrum, I just bought a call on MTCH for 1/17/2020.

I'm confident that the FB dating app/features are going to be shit when they first come out, or will not actually be that serious of competition.
Has FB even released its stupid dating thing yet? They announced it, but I haven't heard of anyone trying it out yet and their experience with it

with oil rising im looking for a few oil and gas plays with marketcaps under 500mil.. i currently have GBR but looking for a few others.. anybody have any suggestions?

>>9301554
USO is the only thing going right in my life.

>>9301522
ichi and a bunch of PSARs
im fucking with the acceleration constants right now. i want to find one thats good and then compare them to HV and IV so i can get a formula i can type in based on past and present volatility

Oil and USD going up. This is not good for equities in general, when will the market price this in?

Pandora is continuing to pump

what's going on?

>>9301496
>working on a set of indicators that should let me guess where to hold these things to capture the biggest swings
I've worked on an ML driven trading algorithm for a few weeks last year.
I really want to work on it again because I have some great ideas now that I've sat through another year of the market.
My time span for its trades was weeks instead of minutes tho

>>9301619
Already priced in

>>9301554
SLCA is a frac sand vendor that I have a decent-sized position in, they're doing pretty well. They're above your market cap limit, but SND is a similar company below it

>>9301448
I live in rural Texas and I knew what it was anon. Then again I did live in DFW for 8 years or so until I moved back out in the sticks again last year.

Calling it now were crossing zero during power hour

>>9301130
Bunch of retarded bear meme tripfags that were shitting up the thread when Trump was spitting on China. Now we're back to 2017 normal where VIX is going down and all the meme shitters are in cryptothreads because shitcoins is where the real volatility is.

>>9301631
I'm going to keep calling it a short squeeze.
Your options better be more than a month out.

The shortest term options for P on Robinhood expire on the 11th. I expect it to start heading back down sometime around then.
There was some news article about P having strong subscriber growth, which absolutely would support such a pump... but come on, look at their fucking EPS.
Just like what triggered the DRYS short squeeze in November 2016, some little "feel good" rumor is pushing it up just enough to get foolish buyers, and the short interest is high enough to put some pain on the short-sellers.
Look at the 1 year chart.
No future for Pandora.

>>9301649
thanks

>>9301633
if i can utilize options, i feel quick 3-5 min swings will be plenty because of the leverage. and if i can zone in on a ration that works between the three PSARs, i should have everything i need (outside of figuring out how to do conditional orders to buy and sell puts based on SPY price)

>>9301577
tahnks

>>9301554
WTI is love, WTI is life

Another good day, bought some Nexans at a discount. Largely green all across the board.

>>9301712
TVIX incorporated has their earnings report today AH.
I'm feeling bullish

>>9301780
>>9301649
bought some SND and WTI both look good at a glance

Just when I think it won't dump anymore, I find a new low

Man

>>9301712
as far as i can tell, unless powah owah is a real rocker, we just failed the 50SMA on SPY

What earnings are we gambling on this week?

I noticed that someone mentioned planet fitness, but it's too high for my tastes.

>>9301833
Considering buying AMC calls today because I'm a degenerate obsessed with losing money.

>>9301798
Kek

Should I get some UVXY calls for later this week?

>>9301619
Dunno but USD going up means euro industrial going up. Pretty sweet if you ask me.

>>9301827

So found 4 stocks for after earnings report today:
CRZO, TREX, MOS, & IFF
(1/4)

If I switch to a cash account to avoid the day trading police how long does it take for options and stocks to settle? Also, does it settle on open?

(3/4)

>>9301833
PLNT is getting close to priced in.
SPY is looking pretty ripe for a kick in the balls, so TVIX's earnings report could go pretty well this afternoon.

(4/4)

ah i watched this chart long enough
fuck it. im doubling my short.
gimme max pain SPY
doituwont

>>9301818
I have over 3,000 shares of SDRL, marketcap of 144 mil. If you look at what’s happening with them, it looks like they have a good chance of increasing in value. Just put in some money you don’t mind risking. They have one of the most modern fleets of mobile drilling out there.
I’ll look into GBR though.

>>9301991

Did it get leaked already? Why is it tanking?

>>9301963

looks interesting

>>9301977
>>9301942

shit

>>9301995
I opened a uvxy long position, so be prepared for the market to reach new paradigm by the end of the week and the VIX to get delisted.

>>9301833
Day of reckoning for AAOI.
Ive already made major gains since it got leaked they have new customers propping up orders.

If the report has amazing Q2-Q4 guidance, it could short squeeze to the moon.

>>9302030

>>9301833
JD earnings hit tomorrow. BABA had good earnings and has had a pretty good run since then, I expect JD to do the same thing.

>>9301972
Three trading days.

>>9302030
eh i chickened out. i need some cash to hedge my bond short again tonight

>>9302027
how do you figure that CRZO will do shit considering their earnings have exceeded each quarters EPS report along with rising oil prices?

>>9302101

You just said why - They've beaten every time, thus the expectation is for them to beat again. In order If this miss slightly, it's going to tank.

There's very little upside and a lot of downside.

>>9302166
can't type today: meant to say: *If they miss slightly, it's going to tank.

>>9302190
fair enough all into TREX then

is 4chanx broken for anyone else?

another failure on the 50SMA? fuck, maybe i WILL double my short

>>9302383
Filtered

>>9302067
Damn, it's probably worth it though

VIX is absurdly low right now. Did we just skip despair and go strait to the return to the mean?

>>9302406
You forgot to post a picture of you filtering him, go back to ST.

Mid teens!

>>9302475
It depends how fast you need the cash between trades.

>>9302355
The site's wonky for me even without using 4chanX. (You)'s aren't showing up anymore and the icon on the tab isn't changing to a red exclamation point when someone replies to my post.

Gookmoot probably screwed something up again.

>>9302492
new paradigm, exit all bearish positions
except BGFV puts obviously

>>9302504
kek
its like the sassiest/saltiest thing you can do. i always read it in a high school girl style vocal fry

>>9302492
Return to "normal."

>>9302555
You bring nothing but good information to this board and he wants to filter you, that's how I know he's from stocktwits.

>>9302575
dawww <333
i AM a fucking amateur tho
i sincerely hope no one takes all of my advice without looking for themselves

>>9302531
>>9302509
where were you guys while it was climbing the past 4 months?

>>9302509

>>9302647
They beat earnings convincingly, this is nothing more than a pull back.

>>9302575
please dont encourage the triptards
literally only b5g deserves to exist

GPT dump when?

>>9302699
I like most of them, however, there has been a larger than usual influx of tripfags in the last week or two that really don't bring anything to the table. But who the hell cares honestly? People do it because they are here every single day. If you think big5 is the only guy that should trip you are either incredibly new, or just hating for no reason.

>>9302575
>that's how I know he's from stocktwits
There's no way people from stocktwits actually find their way here.
First of all because this is such a small community within 4ch that I doubt we leave a sufficient trail. But second of all, StockTwits users are way too sheltered to ever leave their bubble, let alone venture into the dumpster fire that is our website.

While on this topic, I either forget or never heard back -- am I seriously the only one that got banned?

>>9302745
I miss Chad, his semi-daily posts made me chuckle.

>>9302754
Probably not from ST but that is fucking textbook plebbit 'DELET THIS" type of behavior that screams ST. Most likely a cryptard with nothing to do.

>>9302754
i almost got banned once for saying it would be be better to get a girlfriend than to buy DRYS, the girl will only bleed once a month.. i said something like that and they gave me a warning, i didn't think there was anything wrong with that comment, then again i've been on 4chan for 8 years

I don't see what's wrong with your comment.

>>9302800
jesus chirst you're autistic

AMRS is trending on ST and their earnings isn't until the 14th. What does this mean?
>>9302882
Twitter will ban you just for having a different opinion than their workforce. It's no surprise that ST is just as sensitive. I hope to god Twitter gets ballsy enough to ban Trump from the platform so I can short the shit out of that turd and retire.

>>9302800

kek

>>9302887
>jesus chirst you're autistic
why?

>>9302745
>>9302699
Honestly the tripfagging here isn't even that cancerous. /smg/ is a rather comfy read.

I'm too bullish whats something short to add?

>>9303018
DBX puts

>>9303021
Uhh I'm already bullish on that one.

>>9303021
I could honestly see them beating earnings their first quarter and justing a ton of people.

>>9303044
i don't much about them.. but how do they make money?

who's gonna hop on the EGY Train?

>>9303065
Honestly not sure aside from people paying for storage capacity.

>>9302800
>they gave me a warning
Wtf. I got banned 3 times.
>the girl will only bleed once a month
Yeah, that's pretty raunchy. Any joke that you can't tell a 5 year old is pushing it with normies.
>8 years
I'm going on 5 years. I think I can still fit in with normies, but I have to hide my power level.
I'm concerned that I'll never be able to find a chick that I can relate too. Even the nerdy and more outcast ones wouldn't be able to understand my desire to troll.

>>9302898
>I hope to god Twitter gets ballsy enough to ban Trump
This.
It's a fucking wet dream. I'm dying for one of those silicon valley autist gardens to push it too hard and alienate middle America, then I can just kick off a half baked social media site and take over.

>>9303065
Enterprise subscriptions.
A lot of the companies I do work for use dropbox over Google and Sharepoint.
Since you have a lot more options on file ownership, access, and less problems with syncing.

>>9303021
Dropbox is pretty shit. Google Drive offers their service for free. It's basically just S3 buckets with convenience/usability for normies

>>9303018
A lot of the good ones already popped down unfortunately.
Here's some other recommendations
>P
>TWTR (as a hedge rather than a short)
>GPRO
>FIT
>KODK
More general, less tech oriented:
>GE
>BKS
>UAA
>MAT

>>9302768

>>9303142
>I'm concerned that I'll never be able to find a chick that I can relate too. Even the nerdy and more outcast ones wouldn't be able to understand my desire to troll.
my current gf is ok with me browsing 4chan we've posted us having sex a few times on /b/. i wasn't even hesitant at first about letting her know i browse 4chan, told her i need my time alone once in awhile to browse 4chan.. and thats just the way it is

>>9303158
im interested to see how it turns out, i'm going to stay on sidelines until earnings

>sold my AAPL on friday
>it continues to go up
Dagnabbit. I mean...I still made very good money on it but, I'm disappointed.

Picked up some TREX and AAOI

TRIP might be ripe for a JUSTing in their upcoming earnings
Other near-term earnings: PLNT, MTCH

XXII is starting its takeoff get in now

AMC Mooning

>>9302800
kek
i got a warning for saying that power hour was "gonna look like a halal slaughterhouse up in dis shit" one time.

yours is WAY better

>>9299848
Now I'm up over $1k for the day, very /comfy/ indeed.

>>9303142
>I'm concerned that I'll never be able to find a chick that I can relate too. Even the nerdy and more outcast ones wouldn't be able to understand my desire to troll.
Nah don't worry you will. Some girls love that, I know mine does.

>>9303408
>>9303011

where are these photos from?

>>9303421
At my family's countryside house in the middle of France. I'm visiting my parents and grandparents this week since its holidays.

>>9303142
My gf is as normie as they come and she doesn't care that I shitpost on 4chan and watch anime. I balance it out by doing "manly stuff" like working outside on the farm, hunting, and fixing up cars / motorcycles though. That kind of shit drives her crazy and makes her want to jump by bones.

>>9303264
>told her i need my time alone once in awhile to browse 4chan
I don't know if that would cut it for me.
Pic related is a French chick that I somewhat met while in a Kik thread on /b/.
She likes scoring free shit off betas that message her.
Kind of my ideal type of chick.
They can't just be a gamer or somewhat outcast or tech-y; there's a mentality that I'm looking for.

whoa lads, sour hour starting early today?

>>9303467
>She likes scoring free shit off betas
This is the entirety of female streamers. Women are not interested in video games and the ones that are, are terrible.

>>9303475
yeah i cant believe it. maybe my shorts ARENT gonna get LIQ'd

classic JUST formation forming on the SPY

>>9303467
my girlfriend is 2 years older than me, has her own business that she built from the ground up, does bikini modeling and likes some of the same things i do. She always woops my ass in mortal combat and street fighter at local arcade but doesn't normally play any video games. I think she is ok with the 4chan thing because i guess it's better than me being on facebook trying to chase girls.. or atleast thats what she thinks i would do

USO what are you doing? You are my only safe haven, don't turn on me now.

>>9303408
>Some girls love that
Love that as in they don't mind the trolling or as in they enjoy trolling as well?
I know there's a few that enjoy trolling, but it seems rare to me.

>>9303464
>like working outside on the farm, hunting, and fixing up cars / motorcycles though. That kind of shit drives her crazy
This actually somewhat surprises me. I'm sure I've heard it before, but I still struggle to identify what chicks find attractive.
I've actually started lurking lolcow and Crystal's cafe a bit to build an intuition for it.

>>9303271
>sold my AAPL on friday
I only sold half my AAPL calls on Friday.
Similar boat here. Selling a third or half is a good way to capture gains in case it tanks, and reduce your FOMO from selling too early or too late.

>>9303530
thats just how commodities act m8. take the dip and load up on some calls for the next swing. longterm theres still tons of upside

>>9303530
or hedge on some DWT for a swing

>>9303560
I agree, but it's entirely possible the bogs will bring peace to the middle east if I buy the dip.

>Tried to pass 268 again

>>9303495
>Women are not interested in video games and the ones that are, are terrible
Thankfully, I've roughly given up on videogames, and I mostly only play them if I created them or to go trolling

>>9303513
>has her own business that she built from the ground up, does bikini modeling and likes some of the same things i do
You are a very lucky man. She sounds incredible.

GBR might be getting ready for take off here soon

>>9303548
They enjoy you being a snarky fucker who doesn't take shit from anyone.
Honestly, don't look too much into it, the best way to get to know how girls work is just talking to some, even if you don't intend to date them.

>>9303408
tu francais?
as-tu une soeur?

>>9303588
this would be the most merciful thing the bogs have ever done. i doubt it

>>9303589
Things are heating up for power hour as TVIX gets ready for its AH earnings report!

>>9303649
Oui, mais je n'ai pas de soeur.

POWER HOUR SELL OFF... AGAIN

FUCKING KIKES, EVERYTIME

>>9303683
merde

>>9303691
not unless you buy earnings

NUUUU
damn robitlnhood day trading thing
Would've sold @ 2%

T_T

>>9303701
Désolé copain

>>9303606
only downside is she has done some nudes for playboy and other things.. i don't really care because she basically gets paid to be in lingerie but some people think it's strange i don't care. I'm not going to be that guy in her future that she looks back and goes.. well i could've been a model if it werent for so and so. I also get to play with alot of other model girls since my girlfriend likes girls more than guys.. so its whatever

>>9303616
Are you the original GBR shiller? Made some decent gains off of it last January.

>>9303736
i've been trading GBR for more than 3 years.. it's a fun one and share structure doesn't change. i'm thinking someone is trying to buy them out, they sold their retirement facilities which i think is part of a bigger plan (merger or buyout)

>>9303733
Big5 your are dancing on the line of truth and larp

TREX AND CRZO TOO THE MOON SEE YA THERE LADS

whats up with oil?

>>9303780
Decision on Iran deal is coming tomorrow.

>>9301712
>Calling it now were crossing zero during power hour
You ready /biz/?

>>9303771
heres a picture of her at playboy morning show, shes the brunette in the middle holding her hair, she's done alot of things for playboy

>>9303733
Just added 100k to my BGFV puts because of this post, thanks kouhai

>>9303813
I somehow managed to buy some spxu right before it pooed. I guess one good trade out of 300 bad ones is just a statistics fluke

>>9303816
Which is why I said dancing on the line, not over it. Between you and Baggie, anything is possible.

>>9303812
>>9303780
if it crosses 13.90, I'm doubling down on my calls

>>9303839
alot of people say i've lived a crazy life, the lady at the STD clinic told me i should write a book about my life and proceeded to give me contact information to someone that would help me get it edited and published, she was like really pushing me to write a book.. it was kinda weird actually

>>9303458

Nice, looks comfy

>>9303856
>buy high sell low

>>9303723
c'est bon
Je souhaite que quelqu'un français me donnerait leur sœur
les femmes du quebec ne sont pas les memes

et je'n comprend pas leur francais

Classic bartening today, clear rejection of 50 day sma. Back down to test 200 i guess

>>9303894
reading comprehension, motherfucker
It's at 14.13 now and dropping. I own calls (am bullish). If it continues to drop further I will buy more calls

>>9303894
i was thinking about this the other day.
buying puts is officially the /smg/ way

>>9303856
I just sold, made .56 a share, Trump backed down on the Iran nuclear deal. I'm guessing a massive sell off tomorrow. Then i'll buy back in.

>>9303924
Sorry, didn't bother to look at the price

>>9303915
kek
well have to see if this bart formation turns into a JUST formation.

i just cannot believe i ended up ITM. wtf glad i held

>>9303866
If you ever travel to Panama let me know. We'll have a fucking blast.

>>9303871
The house is in my family since the 16th century. Big stone walls and wood everywhere. It's comfy as hell.

Just moved all of my money from USO to DWT, may bogs have mercy on my soul.

>>9303513
>does bikini modeling

that's a code word for prostitution in case you didn't know yet.

just like 'instagram model''

"It can't get any worse" says nervous man for the 7th time today, I think I picked up a cold at work to

JUST

>>9303995
that might be a good call for now lad. its bound to pull back before taking off again

im gonna hold some puts overnight on USO desu

>>9303903
Les québécois sont des gens très gentils de mon expérience. Plus sympatiques que les parisiens c'est sur !

NEW bread

>>9304055

>>9303974
i was actually thinking about getting a sail boat and sailing down to panama, in mexico this guy was showing me his sail boat and said getting it was the best thing he's done in his life

UVXY calls are green again.

>>9304064
Break
Out
Another
Thousand

>>9303947
I wouldn't count on him backing down he's been
consistently critical of it.

>>9304062
Rural Quebecers are pretty based from my experience.Real chill blokes.

>>9304064
Well you got a contact mang. Just let know!

>>9304095
They really are. Rural americans as well.

>>9304062
j'aime les quebecois
mais leurs femmes ne sont pas aussi belles que vrai français

>>9304014
>that's a code word for prostitution in case you didn't know yet.
only for the ones that don't make money modeling. My girlfriend and i have a VERY open relationship and some of the people she knows that have tried to model either A turn to escorts or B try to go to porn and end up doing one shoot and then completely fall off

>>9304119
will do, if i'm ever in panama ill hit this thread up screaming for the panama fag all day and then we will get drunk and do blow together.

>>9304131
You gotta find the girl that fits you, it's gonna be the most beautiful girl ever for you.

>>9304064
Buying a sail boat is a dream of mine since I'm a kid.

>>9304152
I should make a trip.

>>9303903
tu es un fourreau à nègres

>>9304319
>tu es un fourreau à nègres
qu'est le mot "fourreau"?

>>9304392
Sheath

>>9303733
>she has done some nudes for playboy
I wouldn't really mind nudes. It's just fucking tons of other people that would stress me out.

>>9304043
>"It can't get any worse" says nervous man for the 7th time today
Kek. I fucking love lines like these.

>>9304132
>My girlfriend and i have a VERY open relationship
I hope you don't mean a literally "open relationship" aka fucking other people.
I once dated a Jew that tried to pin me into one of those. My dick has been frightened by them and able to sniff out Jewish Ashkenazi girls ever since. She was so fucked up.