/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>927136
Do you play video games?

>>927136
can you give me some money to hold me over until i get another job?

>>927137
Only three hours a week at most.

>>927138
Depends on two questions.

Are you a girl?
What can you do for me?

>>927146
Just give him a couple bucks for pizza dud.

What games do you play?

>>927136
do you get bored?

My net worth is $6.5M. AMA.

(Real NW, not fake).

>>927149
He can't even give me a funny, original answer? Fuck that. I'd rather donate to someone that needs it more.

I'm playing LOL and the Walking Dead adventure game currently. I used to play a lot of strategy games, my favourites were Victoria and Railroad Tycoon. Also STALKER, the best FPS ever.

>>927154
I used to, but then I realized I'm going to die at some point so I'd better make the most of it before I'm gone.

I'm young, but realizing you can die AT ANY FUCKING MINUTE gives you some perspective.

>>927136
Did you inherit?

If so, when did you first realise your family was well off?

>>927161
are you american?

>>927170
Yes, it's all inherited.

I realized it when we moved to a much larger house at the time I was 12.

Changed my self-identification from middle to upper class in one big sweep.

>>927171
Nope

>AMA
Even if you weren't lying (which you almost certainly are), why would we have any questions for someone who did absolutely nothing to earn his (tbh, not very impressive) wealth and therefore is unlikely to have any unique or special insight into anything related to business or finance?

>>927158
> I'd rather donate to someone that needs it more.
I'm 1 month late on rent and currently in limbo for a job i applied to. Could I have moni pls?

>>927158
>STALKER, the best FPS ever.
That's just your opinion man. But I played that too, it was dope.
>>927174
who died?

>>927184
I'm not sure what he wants, some attention to his big wallet? Why not just buy a fancy wrist watch, and some new clothes and shoes instead of start a thread on 4chan with not much experience to offer

>>927136
How?

>>927136
instead of bragging to us, go brag to some bimbos at a night club

you will get a more positive reaction

>>927184
>(which you almost certainly are)
Well, there are more than six billionaires, and six billion people on earth. And total human wealth is many times six billion. Being a millionaire can't be that rare.

>>927174
>Yes, it's all inherited

Are your liquid assets growing and at what rate? And if not, what's your burn rate?

>>927184
>you're lying
>it's not impressive anyway

Choose one.

Also it doesn't matter if he "did nothing" to earn it. We all want to hear stories of people who won Mega Millions, because wealth is interesting per se.

I have an uncle whos worth 20mil and I think when he dies he might leave me a few million...

>>927200

he cant. he found out that money wont make him interesting :(

shittiest AMA ever tbh

>>927136
why is your taste in women such shit?

>>927213
>wealth is interesting per se
No, kid, it's not. Not when you're over the age of 12.

>>927202
There are a couple =wealthy people on /biz/ but OP isn't one of them, imho. Don't be so gullible.

>>927236
$1.2 mil USD is very wealthy.

>>927137

>>927245
1. He's lying. No proof posted.
2. It's a decent sum, but hardly noteworthy in the real world.
3. Even if not fake, its unearned. He didn't work for it and he didn't make it from investments or enterprise.

Stop being a faggot. Threads like this shouldn't exist.

>>927236
>kid

Keep your condescension for yourself, old fuck (nah, you're likely younger than I).

>HURRR MONEY ISNT INTERESTING LOOK AT HOW DETACHED I AM, SO AMAZING

It's among the two or three most interesting things in the world.

>>927260
What should be my college major if I want to get rich sir?

>>927268
If you think money is interesting on its own, you lead a shallow, pathetic life. Wealth doesn't make someone interesting (or intelligent, wise, talented, or experienced). Grow up, junior.

>>927276
Wrong meme thread anon.

>>927282
Answer the question biatch

>>927287
Suck 1000 dicks @ $1/each. Boom! Goal met.

>>927146
Iam canadian, so i can give you a warm apple fritter.
well i can give you a % of profits from a product i have been developing. Just need funding for a prototype. Had some interest from vc groups and other various marketing firms.

Azuka or Rei

>>927327
Asuka*

>>927155

Do you own a business? Can you give me some advice?

When will you invest all your assets into MEME

I was gonna ask you how to save up just $5,000 in 6 months making only $28k/year. Then you said it was all inherited so that plan failed.

Can't make that a thread since it's not really business related. Ahhhh, I need this money so bad. It's not even for me. I'm the last person that I care to spend money on.

>>927136
can you donate to me a few thousand bucks? like not much man just need some small start up capital so i can start investing before i start school next semester.

i just need someone to believe in me..

my net worth is $444.5M USD

AMA (except for proof, just take my word for it ;) )

>>927136

How many properties do you own? Did you get there by flipping houses? =^)

>>927334
Do whatever it takes to get people's money.

This is why the economy is fucked. Rich people sitting on buying power and working people that can't produce any for themselves.

Are you a kike?

>>927334
All of these guys are NEETs that inherited.

>>927533

sent ;)

Net worth 9.2 million USD here..
>co founder of MLM company
>own real estate everywhere
>able to have freedom because of wealth
Tips in general:
Live frugally, invest with leverage but manage risk, always look for opportunities, read books on whatever you may have an interest in, use debt to your advantage, and stay motivated. I would not recommend penny stocks or lottery tickets to anyone who wanted easy money. If you currently need some start up cash (5-10k), I recommend putting it on credit cards for fast money instead of a loan.

>>927158
>STALKER
>>>/k/