/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9270030
What the fuck is wrong with you

What do I feed them? How do I contact a leech buyer?

OH GOD

>>9270030
what the fuck

Trading meme coins is so much more low effort.

>>9270030
How do I get into raising leeches?

>>9270030
I've seen this in one of my Asian love novels

>>9270030
Did Shrimp go out of vogue?

>>9270030
>medicinal use
It’s not the middle ages anymore

>>9270030
1. people are getting more retarded
2. defaulting to primitive medicine, refusing vaccines and modern medicine
3. profit

you are genius OP

raise now or stay poor

>>9270114
>>9270044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ9t6_xR898

https://sciencing.com/start-leech-farm-10041040.html

https://www.leeches.com/pages/how-to-breed-leeches-at-home-to-start-mini-leech-pharm-for-medical-leeches-hirudo-farming

>>9270140

>>9270140
>It’s not the middle ages anymore

>>9270198
WHAT THE FUG

>>9270310
Medieval medicine works after all.

because I breed larvae ;-)

>>9270030
Isn't this what the state uses our taxes for? Is this the same kind of logic as pic related?

>>9271003
>Isn't this what the state uses our taxes for?
kek

>>9270354
duh
maggots eat festering dead tissue and leave the good stuff behind. If your ever in the wilderness and you've fucked yourself up bad maggots will save your life.

>>9270140

is that blood

>>9270030

How many fucking animals are you raising right now dude?

>>9270354
Not really. Medieval use was just "idk put some leeches on you've got too much blood". Modern use is to promote circulation to inflamed areas, and their saliva is also anti-inflammatory which helps. Modern leech therapy is really very different to medieval bloodletting.

>>9270139
shrimp and snails are donezo bb. I think silk moths are gonna moon after leech market become saturated

>>9271607
Only snails, leeches, and ladybugs.

>>9271652
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/getting-medieval-on-bacteria-ancient-books-may-point-to-new-antibiotics/

Medieval antibiotics can kill antibiotic resistant bacteria.

>>9271597
>is that blood
No it's candy.
Kek just kidding.

>>9271755
I bet lady bugs are easy to sell around neighborhoods eh?

>>9271826
Farmers buy them for pest control.

>>9271781
That's interesting, but leeching doesn't "balance the humours" and it won't cure pneumonia. Also, since they didn't know what they had or what bacteria were, and they couldn't extract whatever the active compound is, it's nowhere near as useful or effective as modern antibiotics.

>>9270030
Are they loud? what kind of noise do they make?

>>9271928
The article showed that it already is more effective than modern antibiotics, which keep dulling from overuse.

>>9271970
MRSA is resistant to the antibiotics in use today. If whatever compound is acting antimicrobially in their salve was in use today, MRSA would have developed resistance to that too. Once it's identified, extracted, and synthesised pharmacologically, it'll work for a while and then gradually resistance will spread to that as well. Assuming, of course, that it passed human trials and doesn't turn out to be too toxic or cause cancer or birth defects or any of the other things that could prevent it from being a useful medicine.
You're being oblique, so I'm going to ask you directly: would you rather be treated with modern antibiotics, or a mush of wine, garlic, onion, and oxgall?

>>9271950
this isn't lemony snicket, they don't scream at you. they make the same sounds other worms

>>9270030

>>9270030
Nice just bought 100k

>>9270030
OK, I'll take the bait.
Put one on your arm and timestamp

>>9271569
https://youtu.be/k40MMYOwczc

Thanks senpai

We had leeches at a hospital pharmacy i interned at. They let me put one of tge suckers on my hand, you really don't feel em.

Apparently they're really good for recovery for surgery. After a procedure, they put em just outside any incisions and it actually helps speed up repair and with less scarring

>>9271873
Yeah thats what im saying. Seems like a good business because everyone needs ladybugs, from the small neighborhood garden to the large industrial farm.

>>9270161
the rest of her videos are borderline porn apparently lol

>>9271873
>be farmer
>buy ladybugs
>release them on your farm
>they all fuck off somewhere else because they're dumb insects
why does anyone bother

>>9273032
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ust6CkmxKsc
what the fuck

Raising modern leeches will require being certified and a bunch of tests proving your bugs are sterile for medicinal use, no one is going to buy them from a random faggot.

>>9273076
>b bug
>get put in a field with lots of food
>fly somewhere else????
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????HELLO=?=?

>>9273196
>implying bugs are logical, rational beings
um

>>9270030

what would happen if you stuck your dick in there?

>>9273277
no they live on instinct alone.
place with food they will stay because they have no urge not to especially if there are more ladybugs for mating purposes
so again
????????????

>>9270030
had some hitch a ride on my ankles while walking through a little jungle in Nepal. burned them off with the spliff.
fucking horrible things.

2/10 would not raise

>>9271950
>>9272458
Like the sound a giraffe makes, but without the long neck

>>9270030
I-i'm scared

>>9273292
You cum and they leech onto your semen.

>>9273323
yes and a parrot will not escape from your home if you leave a window open because she's got food and care inside right?
shut the fuck up, animals a fucking dumb they will not follow your logic

>>9271569
>>9270198
Thanks guys. If I ever go outside I'll remember this tip

>>9270139
Nah I'm just getting started on shrimp
I would post updates but
1. I'm not going to use biz for my faggot shrimp blog
And
2. Aquatics take time

>>9273032
>>9273186
Here she's showing how to get air out of your anus. Not kidding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrMKkqrixgI
13:10

>>9270354
>>9271781
>>9271652
>>9271928
Could it be that human experimentation was essentially legal in Medieval times so stuff like this could be discovered?

>>9272101
I'd want to be treated by whatever works the best. Why would I care whether it came out of some synthesis machine or if it has wine or onions in it?? If it works it works.

>>9273497
ok nigga you stupid asf
first of all you cant compare insects to birds
second of all you cant compare a house to a (presumably) big ass field.
third i would expect them to only buy ladybugs for a quick reduction of pests in their fields and not expect them to stay for long anyway, like get some when the season starts and all the other insects get going

>>9273555
>showing how to get air out of your anus
>Assuming I need help with that
ROFL

>>9270161
>>9273032
holy shit she gave me a raging boner and jizzed to her ass with enema in this video, shes fkin hot
https://youtu.be/QrMKkqrixgI

>>9273652
8:20: "I'm shaking the hose to promote more water flow".

>>9273555
This is why you never stick your dick in crazy. I bet she drinks her own pee as well

>>9273713
omg one of the best fat of my life,

>>9273776
fap, literally felt better than porn

>>9273555
>showing us how to brap
lmao biz doesn't need any help with that

>>9270161
>>9273652
what the fuck did i just watch

>>9273555
what the fuck is going on

>>9273826
a retarded sexy bitch showing us her ass

>>9273756
Anon, I...

>>9273893
Is this the absolute state of russian degeneracy? I'm impressed.

>>9273756
>>9273893

Thas h0t anon

>>9273756
you know for sure she sticks those things to her fucking cooch

>>9273917
She has a vaginal leeching video. I shit you not she is suggesting people attach leeches to their cervix.

Also she has a twitch channel and patreon.
She might be batshit insane, but I cant knock her hustle.

>>9273996
jesus christ

>>9273996
>I shit you not she is suggesting people attach leeches to their cervix.

>>9273996
>She has a vaginal leeching video. I shit you not she is suggesting people attach leeches to their cervix.

how do i short this

>>9274060
holocaust (for real this time)

>>9271652
>Modern leech therapy is really very different to medieval bloodletting.

> low effort
They literally suck your blood. Howis that low effort?

I don't even

>implying that I don't have a beehive

>>9274243
This is a smart safe investment.

>https://youtu.be/i8VljWmpVrQ?t=40
How the fuck are people like this allowed to do this shit in residential areas?
She looks like she shacked up with a fucking bond villain ffs.

>>9273555
what the fuck

>>9273556
They were still experimenting, but not really rigorously, just trying things to see what worked. How else do you think they hit upon onion and garlic and oxgall? The issue was without the underlying understanding of why things worked, and no real rigor in seeing what worked or not, certainly no double-blind studies or petri dishes, it's very hard to get to anything approximating real medicine.
>>9273577
That's a very sensible answer. Take leeches as prescribed, and not for malaria.
>>9274096
Sterile leeches, knowledge of the underlying processes, targeted anti-inflammatory rather than generalised bloodletting

https://youtu.be/ukWg8aBrYGQ
Lets just say she has a _very_ alternative lifestyle

>>9270354

The jew's hate the medieval era because they were made to wear funny hats by king chad, that's why there's so much misinformation out there. Leeches are legit

>>9274481
That's one weird version of Sergey

>>9274481
3 liters jesus fucking christ how the fuck

>>9274481
kek

>>9274481
>chris you watching this shit
>chris pay attention you fuck
>chris watch my enema you fuckin fag
>you need to see this shit
>chris wtf is wrong with your toes
>chris give me more butthole water
>chris you checking out how much water is going up by butt
>look at how much water is in me
>put more in chris
>chris you literally haven't seen shit yet
>chris get over here
>as you can see chris is a fucking uncultured faggot that doesn't watch youtube enema videos
>gonna do some cartwheels and shit now

>>9273333
nice digits. fuck leech farming confirmed.

>>9274613
>after pulling the enema out of her ass and touching the tip she adjusts his shirt

>>9273996
>I shit you not she is suggesting people attach leeches to their cervix.
No fucking way.

>>9273996
I knew it I fucking knew it I was going to shitpost about how you can use leeches during your period and now I regret not posting that.

>>9270030
Underated kek

Nothing beats kombucha

> medicinal use
> as low effort as it gets
> produces pop drinks
> intiates you in the ways of fungi
> pleases fungi overlords

>>9275041
muh nigger just finished one of these bad boys

>>9275134
You gotta get ur own tea fungi, bro
It gives you the love no soulless mass product can give you

>>9275202
That's the same stuff that comes in those drinks though, they actually ferment and grow inside the bottle during its lifespan and its funny as hell to trick someone into having someone accidentally drinking that slimy stuff when you offer them a bottle.

>>9274481
Isn't that enough booze to kill if taken through the ass?

>>9274481
> tfw u have just seen some shit
> but u have not seen nothing yet

>>9275041
>>9275202
Isn't that stuff disgusting?

>>9275543
kina looks like a cervix.

>>9274481
so this is russian dota, i mean youtube

>>9274348
>sexually weak men
>we recommend our NU-MAN tablets
>yfw this meme's origins go deeper than we know

>>9275543
go to your local health's store and try one, I recommend trying the lighter kombucha soda pops first to get you introduced to the way of the fungi and then gradually moving on to stuff like >>9275134 though you will consume alcohol since the fermentation process does produce a significant amount of beer.

>>9270044
leechmarketslug.com

How am I looking OP?

>>9275662
There's practically no alcohol.
Acetobacteria consume all of it. It is no stronger than kefir or kvass

>>9275702
Is that the inside of an elephants snout? Just looking at the fucking tumbnail is making my scalp itch what the fuck

>>9275713
How can one fungi/bacterial culture be so based?

>controls blood ph levels
>probiotics
>detox
>immune system boost
>http://www.wideopeneats.com/10-health-benefits-kombucha/

>>9274481
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>”yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got myself in this situation. Let’s rewind a bit and fill you in”

>>9273533
I'm sure biz would enjoy reading you faggot shrimp blog. Please keep us updated.

>>9274290
>in london
yeah this is some crazy ass mail order bride

>>9270030
Thanks for the business idea, OP.

what a thread

>>9274290
I can bet she can't stop thinking about putting that leech down its slit

>>9270030
I am. I keep my baby leech bucket right next to my dragonmints

>>9274290
I can bet she can't stop thinking about putting that giant leech down her slit

>>9272763
Interesting.

>>9270198
what happened to the doggo?

just letting you incels know I reported her video for sexual content