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Did you know? /biz/ has a video game soccer team that's competing in the next 4chan-wide tournament that is starting on the 23rd. It's hella entertaining with professional video editors, graphic designers and stuff making it look sick with modders replacing the players with assorted 4chan shit.

http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Frequently_Asked_Questions

Each board has a team consisting of 23 players. The board gets to decide the players' names and the team's tactics, so this is basically a competition between boards and their memes. It's all about having funny players, great aesthetics, a happening/community event, so you dont have to care about soccer or be knowledgable about it.

http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//biz/

The /biz/ team is fairly new (as is the board) and therefore it needs to be fleshed out, the names do not really represent the board all too well and it is a bit outdated. If we work together on the team and on the aesthetics, we can make /biz/ a fun as fuck team to watch.

>> No.923494

It seems your enthusiasm for this video game has blinded you from the fact you are posting on /biz/ and not /v/.

Please keep your unrelated hobby to yourself.

>> No.923648
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923648

This here is our current squad

>> No.923651
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>>923648
and this is what some players look like

>> No.923652

>>923494
>I can't have any fun. Any.

Isn't /pol/ always winning that game?

>> No.923656
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>>923652
Well, /pol/ were very good once. They also have some fantastic aesthetics and their games always produce comedy gold

They're shit now though.

link related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozTHUqHjJP8
>Hitler stops Jews from scoring a goal

>> No.923655

>>923648
but everyone knows /pol/ is gonna have the cooler names...

>> No.923672

Two of the greatest games of the cup's history:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnqlGsEyG34
[s4s] vs /gd/, whoever wins gets into playoffs (if draw, [s4s] go to playoffs). The last few minutes were fucking incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZCZK0rL_P4
/sp/ vs /d/, /sp/ needed a win to advance but they were down by 2.

>> No.923682

>>923648
>no Suck Dicks for $1
get the fuck out

>> No.923683

>>923682
Hey, that's a great idea actually. He should be a starter even, thanks for the suggestion. He'll be on the squad as soon as possible

>> No.923686

>>923494
>I am on /biz/ and nothing else

Stop frontin fam. 4chan cup is pretty big

>> No.923689

>>923683
AMD too

>> No.923693

>>923648
a name could be STEM Masterace

>> No.923700

>>923682
repeating this

>> No.923704

>>923651
Jesus that Bitcoin

>> No.923706

>>923689
Why AMD?

>> No.923723
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This is our schedule for the Autumn Cup. Our first game is one of the best teams in the entire cup and it will probably be a very interesting game.

You can find more about this here:
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2015_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup

By the way, times are in UTC. 19:40 UTC is 3:40 pm eastern time etc

>> No.923729

>>923723
>Zyzz fucking up our rectum

I'm ready

>> No.923734

Where's The Ben Bernanke? Oh that's right he retired.

>> No.923737

>>923734
we could introduce Janet Yellen if anybody wants that ugly cunt on the team (please no)

>> No.923769

>>923648
also chip heater

>> No.923789

>>923723
>/x/
We're not buying in to their spooky tricks
buying
i'm a comedy genius

>> No.923792

>>923737
Fed chair kinda has to be part of the team, even if she doesn't know how to STFU about shit like biotech valuations. No quellin the Yellen.

Yeah, I like the Cup. It's silly, but literally what website am I reading right now?

>> No.923832

>>923792
This site is for serious investors and entrepreneurs I hope you're kidding

>> No.924178

>>923832
That's true, but it's not like serious investors and entrepreneurs don't have the right to have some fun as well

>> No.924464

Anyone here who has some ideas on how to improve the team?

>> No.925133
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In case anyone is interested in who actually is participating in this cup, pic related is a poster with all teams in it and their franchise player.

>> No.925276

>>925133

I'm surprised /b/ isn't in it, but I couldn't really see how that would work either.

>> No.925338

Buffett,
Bogle,
HFT,
PENNY STOCKS,
I just got $1M wtf do
Bulls,
Bears,
Buy me Lunch,
Pay my bills,
Responsible > no debt

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>>925133
where the fuck is /ck/?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.925643

>>925276
/b/ has a team, but they are part of the elite cups at the moment, they finished 3rd overall in summer.
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//b/

the elite cups take place in summer and winter and, and the babby cups in spring and autumn serve as qualifiers for those
>>925343
/ck/ is also in the elite cups, finished in the o16 in summer, losing to /b/ in a crazy match, finishing 3rd in winter this year.
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ck/

>> No.926170

>>925643
Yep, we play in this cup not only to win but also to qualify for the winter cup that features the greatest teams this cup has to offer

>> No.926201

>>923769

Definitely. And/or "Restaurant style"

Also...

Biotech
My Garage
MLM

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>>923672
>tfw you're an [s4s] supporter
>tfw ">>>/R/ SCOOOOOOOOORED" legitimately plagues me every day

>> No.926653

>>925338
Bogle/Vanguard should definitely be on there.

>> No.926657

Suggested adds:

Jack Bogle
AMD
$1 per Dick
"Yatch"
Robinhood
Forex

>> No.926678

suggested player names:
Resturant Style Warmth
Resume Thread
Oil Prices

>> No.926691

>>923648
Why isn't monopoly guy in that list?

>> No.926723

>>926691
He isn't in the team anymore, but since this thread got quite the attention and lots of suggestions, there will be a poll for the squad soon.

>> No.926745

>>923648
You missed most of our memes. $1 a dick million dicks, chip heater, monopoly man, STEM, etc. Do you even browse this board? Cool idea tho

>> No.926753

>>926600
>tfw that game

>>926691
>>926745
Monopoly Guy was actually on the team before, his custom face is still there as you can see here >>923651

>> No.926759

>>923488
Black Swan

>> No.926789

>>926745
Yeah, I fucked up.

I tried 4chan cup threads on this board before to get some suggestions but I never got replies that didnt say something like "fuck off". I realized that it's probably my awful way of making threads, they were always tl;dr and didnt convey the point etc.

Sorry for being a failure, we'll have to live with this squad for now. But we'll hopefully qualify for Winter (need to get top 2 in our group) and then I'll do a roster poll with all suggestions and all older players.

I'll be disappointed if you guys dont give Warren Buffet enough votes for him to stay captain though.

>> No.926814

>>926789
Yeah, you don't browse the board then. Not enough to be a representative at least, else you wouldn't have missed most of our memes.

>> No.926815

In for Bogle, Oil Prices, DWTI, and Robinhood

>> No.926816

>>926789
Market's up these last two weeks. We're all in good moods now.

>> No.926821

>>926814
I do browse /biz/ though (it's the browse I browse the most I'd say), I just really feared to make major changes to the squad without the board acknowledging/voting for it, so I left it basically what it was since the start.

If there's anyone who thinks that he'd do a better job then I'd love it if someone stepped up and took the place of the manager. I just dont have enough time for the fortune cup at the moment, I've been half-assing this for too long

Would you like to help? Anything would be fine really, I'd appreciate someone who can help me make tough decisions at least (like when we do a pol and the votes are close between 2-3 players and I have to pick one of the bunch). Any kind of help would be great, be it for squad management, making threads and keeping up the hype on the board, for tactics, for aesthetics, etc.

I'd readily step down if there was someone who wants to manage and wants to dedicate more time than me to make the team strong.

>> No.926824

>>926821
By the way, I managed to find a fan once (met him in the 4cc thread on /vg/) and showed him some possible additions to the squad, he hated almost all of them and told me the squad was good as it is, so I was really hesitant to make any changes to the team even though I think most of the players dont represent the board well at all.

>> No.926827

Do you guys think it would help to buy some ads on 4chan (this board only of course) or would that be fucking retarded?

>> No.926878

How about Robert Kiyosaki as a player name?

>> No.927638

push

>> No.927667
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>>923488
>It's hella entertaining
>"hella"

I don't know where the fucking adjective "hella" comes from but I hope you don't use it among polite company who read books by Dan Jenkins.

>> No.927754

Good luck you poor plebs

<3 /sp/

>> No.927804

>>926878
Shekels Kiyosakistein

>> No.927839

>>926789
>but I never got replies that didnt say something like "fuck off".
Fuck off.

This is retarded and anyone interested in it is retarded.

This is kind of crap the guys in the mailroom would do, because they're poor and stupid. The gentlemen in the boardroom would not stoop to such childish foolishness.

You can pretty much tell your business acumen by whether you posted in this thread or not. Those of you giddy schoolboys excited by this game: you're not gonna make it.

Fuck off.

>> No.927987

We need to have Martin Shkreli as a player

>> No.927992

>>927839
>rich people don't like sports or entertainment or having fun

>> No.927997

>>927992
Think of your hobby anon. Think of what you like doing for fun. Now imagine the people (if any) standing next to you while you're doing this activity. Any of them rich?

No. They're not.

Retard.

>> No.928007

>>927997
>being this autistic
Lmao

>> No.928309

>>927997
lel

do you think truly successful people ever did anything according to what other people tell them or how they act? please, you will never become successful by mimicking successful people

>> No.929069

>>927987
DO THIS

>> No.929116
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new manager when?

>> No.929127

>>927997
I'm rich and I waste a buttload of time here doing fuck all.
The people who spend their time being aspirational assholes because they want to get rich are real idiots.

I also have a kid and spend time doing baby shit that no 'rich' adult would do but eh.

>Whats rich?
Assets of $1.2M after debt

>> No.929136

We need 877-CASH-NOW on our squad too

>> No.929138

>>929127
hey didn't you post an ama thread a few days ago

>> No.929320

>>929127
this to be honest

>>929116
w-why? I'd actually like to step down and save my time but only if someone with enough motivation to test and improve the team steps up

>> No.929325

art is a dirty muslim

>> No.929332

>Art

>> No.929334

art is a filthy muslim

>> No.929337

REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

>> No.929341

>>927987
What are your opinions on this?

What he did was kinda hilarious, but at the same time I'm not sure if he'll be relevant in 3 months time, so I'm not sure if he should be in the next roster poll.

>> No.929466

Always Be Closing

Needs to be a player.

>> No.929985

>>929466
kek this.

>> No.929994

>>929320
I support you.

>> No.930034

>>927987
You gotta add him just to troll /pol/ they hate him with a burning passion

>> No.930286

>>927987
>>930034
Anybody who was long biotech this month also hates him. Anybody who actually *does* biotech hates him, so that's /sci/ covered too. He trolls everyone. Yep, he belongs on the team.

>> No.931161

push

>> No.931177

>>927839
t. teenage poorfag