/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>924853
>rich
>apartment

Suck ~2,000 dicks a month for $1 each

>>924853
Never buy something when you can steal it.

>>924853
ah we see this question alot
You want to get rich, AWESOME!
heres how you get rich mate
Collect money.

make top shekels

Why would you want some old busted ass apartment in the city street surrounded, when you could shoot for a penthouse in the clouds of NY city?

It's like you want to be an unsightly plebian or something.

Start by sucking dicks in public toilets. Before long, you'll be able to buy this shitty apartment.

>>924853
you travel back in time to before gorbachev

graduate from good technical soviet institute

be social, meet the politically engaged students, meet the business people, meet the black market kids

leverage those connections to sell contraband on the side to raise some cash

wait for privatization to start, start buying vouchers off dumb gullible peasants with your contraband money, borrow more from everyone you know

wait until the cash starts rolling in, embezzle shit, report losses and ask the government to bail you out

Start a business. Take an already existing idea and improve on it somehow. The easiest route right now is an online business. I'll let you research the rest by yourself.

Another piece of advice I'd give you is to not come on /biz/. Just a quick glance around this place makes it obvious that no one knows what they're doing.

>>925001
>start buying vouchers off dumb gullible peasants
everyone else pay attention
remember this every time libertarians advocate anything resembling voucher programs