/biz/ - Business & Finance

your endless cyberbullying scared them off

>>9238752
>boomers come back i need you
classic millennial C O P E

Tell them gold is about to moon

>be born in 2008
>be told im a millennial
>some rando on /biz/ calls me a boomer

guess ill just go off myself

TWO
WARS

Make a board for crypto trading and keep this board for non-crypto business and finance.

>>9238752
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>>9238752
I never left faggot. Now kys

>>9238752
34 year old reporting in
feels good having a paycheck

30 year old boomer here

I am 100x happier, more emotionally and financially stable than I was 18-25 and get more pussy. Enjoy paying for my government debt and competing with my cheap imported labor.

Suck it, fetuses

>>9238848
mods, underage gen x b&

>>9238752
there's no such thing as a 30 year old boomer dumbass, we're technically Millennials.

My dads a boomer he was born in 1961

>>9239020
If you are 30 you are a millennial. If you are 35 you are still a millennial

>>9239038
Classic boomer cope

>>9239020
26 here. Give protips. Thx.

>>9239046
Unironically just save as much money as you can from every paycheck, even if you have a well-off job just keep living like you are poor and pocket the rest, by the time you are a 30 year old boomer like me you'll have at least 6 figures sitting under your belt that you can use to buy a shitload of Ethereum with in early 2017 just like I did. Don't get married or have kids. Avoid huge responsibilities.

Your life will be exponentially better.

>>9238752
Dead meme

>>9239107
I also saved a ton of money and am building my crypto folio
>Don't get married or have kids.
uh, maybe not in your 20's, but having kids is one of the main goals in life, don't get jewed and fall for the "kids are expensive" meme

>>9238848
you're pretty cheeky for a 10 year old, you might just make it kid

>>9239107

explain exactly how you think you're a 30 year old boomer in 2017.

>>9239200
I never liked kids nor did I ever want any. Even at 30 I still feel the same way.

I can understand those who do want them since it's a nature part of living, but the hell I was put through as a kid in combination with the shitty future that's coming, I don't want to put a kid through that.

32 yr old here. After this bullrun I'm going to become a millionaire because I had the capital to put in last year and it catch fire. How you living 20something? *Classic boomer cope*

>>9239258
I'm a 30 year old boomer in 2018, correction has been made and noted, thanks

>>9238804
This, you kids are scary ;)

>>9239295

>>9239038
Typical humorless boomer

>>9239042
COPE
O
P
E

>>9238848
Like I believe a 10 year old surfs 4chan.

>>9239200
>don't get jewed and fall for the "kids are expensive" meme
Your reaction when you find out it wasn't a meme will be priceless.

>>9238752
Post stock threads about pennystocks that are about to have insane 5% moons

>>9239293
>32 years old
>still not a millionaire

Literally all of us millennials are already filthy rich. We own you now, boomers. Keep coping if it helps you to sleep better at night

>>9239898
Impossible. You little nigglets spend all of your money on avocado toast. Sad cope poorfag

>>9239200
this, Ive got a kid, lifes great. Just make sure its a white women and youre white etc, otherwise dont bother.

>>9238752
it is too late son they have bed down to hibernate for the long night

>>9239464
>>9239274
You are the reason why we have no future. Apathy is satanic and you will burn in hell for this mark my words.

>>9239464
I'm 6 months in as a father, and have saved money so far by not being able to go out much. Maybe it'll change eventually, but I think it's an exaggeration.

>>9239020
I'm also 30 and I was much happier in my 20s. The only thing that can bring me happiness now is if my crypto holdings moon and make me a millionaire.

>>9239916
I meant the /biz/ millennials, not the normies millennials. We are the new order now. You are at our mercy, boomer. If we didn't teach you how to use the computers, you would never dream of making it

tfw 22 year old silent gener

>>9238848
get the fuck out of here kid

>>9239020
>30 year old b0omer
>100x happier

Classic delirious boomer. you need to get your geriatrician to increase your anti-psychotics

>>9238848
Don't listen to these autists , I began surfing 4chan at age 13 .but 4CHAN WILL CONSUME YOU , GET OUT NOW!

>>9239042
>that 30 year old boomer that still doesn't think he's a boomer

I'm 29 and becoming a boomer next week and I don't give a fuck you pussies hahahaha

>>9238752
I don't know man, I used to be a regular since the /g/ days. But the excitement is just not there anymore for anyone like myself that made it.
I rode the biggest bull market in the history of humankind.

>>9240220
Welcome. Don't forget to bring your icy hot

>>9239046
save as much as possible make sure to live below your means then leave below that like its your means thing
only time you should be spending money like that is vacations
you can easily save over 100k by 30 which means you wont ever give a fuck about a job trying to treat you like a slave you can always tell them to suck a dick
and if youre half way intelligent you have the money to make the investments that will make you rich

dont go to college unless you absolutely have to
you can easily get a trade job or any decent paying job and save like a madman instead

get roommates

dont have girlfriends just fuck them

by 30 you'll be on easy mode and everyone else will be hitting the wall, you'll have your pick of women

oh and dont be a lazy fat shit you should be doing some type of working out

>>9240220
it's a painless transition anon

>>9240236
I still can't believe that I live in a time where 100 btc makes you a whale though, hope you youngsters.
The times we had with all the phellas of from whalespeak, /g/, /r/bitcoin, bitcointalk and early /biz/.
oh man oh man

>>9240236
i envy and hate you. It's a boomer thing

>>9240280
100 BTC doesn't make you a fuckign whale

>>9238848
i really hope for your sake you are not 10 and on here..this place is going to ruin your life before it even starts and you'll have no choice but to kill yourself by 18 because you didnt even give yourself a chance. Please unironically go to reddit if you must be on a shitforum

I started coming here at 17 and by 22 i realized i had to get out or i'd become just like these autists that piss in bottles and dream of suicide only reason i came back now is for the chuckie cheese tokens

>>9240288
>>9240289
It's alright, you know if it wasn't for 4chan I would have never heard of Tor to begin with, and never discover Bitcoin in 2011 browsing the darkmarkets.
Shiet, I can buy not one but ten 488s right now, and 4chan has played a part of it.
Cheerios to you all.

>>9240280
it doesnt, whales scale with the market, so 5000 btc minimum at whatever price that currently is = whale

>>9240313
I remember there was this Spaniard in 2014 I think, that was a regular here, begging all day for donations crying about how his cat was sick and couldn't afford to take it to the doctor.
So we offered him 5 btc if he posted his cat killed. He didn't take the offer, heh. wonder what happened to him.

>>9240324
nope, but anyhow, I'm not here to argue, I'm just a passer by at this point. The excitement of endless arguing about ETH being a pyramid scheme, btc dying are all over, relics of the past.
Now it's just party time 24/7.

Take care guys, hope you make it to.

>>9240348
I remember him being personally offended for offering him such a deal, killing his beloved pet for money. Haha, what a cruel world to live in.

>>9240348
>nope
yes. if you think owning only 100 btc makes you a whale i seriously question how early you think you got in.

>>9240324
I'm not even sure 5000 can be a whale when there are goys with 50 000, unless they are considered some kind of ultra whale

>>9240373
Meh, who cares at this point, we all made it.

>>9240396
yeah this is true, i still want to be a real whale though

Most of the smart boomers hang on the crypt gang discord NgtPjRW

>>9240402

Just feel bad for all the newcomers though, chasing the dream we lived. You can see those hilarious wojak reaction threads or the endless flaw of Link threads and can see the desperation in them. The "pls pls let it be me". Heh, it's just so weird being on the other side.

30 yo boomer here pic related must be ancient history

>>9240375
the higher the better, 5-10k matches the ratio of "whales" in other markets, 50k is probably too high because the wealth dropoff on crypto is very steep

>>9240416
Or not really, come to think about it I did try to exploit someone's poverty to force him kill his pet for my own personal amusement.
Maybe I'll stick around, it's fun toying with people afterall.
yeah why not /biz/rael v2.0

>>9240416
That was still basically us at one point though, we had no more idea of the future then than they do now, the million dollar bit coin is no less absurd than the $10k was

>>9238752
There are two types of Boomers: The ones born between 1946-1958 are the "true" Boomers. These are the ones old enough to remember the hippes, weed, the Beatles etc. They lived through the prosperity and the ideology. The boomers born from like 59 to 64 are the ones that are all fucked up because they got all of the prosperity but none of the hippie ideology so they're basically a bunch of mindless consumer psychopaths.

>>9240239
today /biz/ was actually.... good?

>>9240396
You know you've made it when you're able to buy a 4chan pass.

>>9240416
yeah i dont think it's possible to make it anymore, literally everyone knows about this shit now and tons of normies are in on it. it is too late

35 akhtually

At least I knew life before the Matrix

>>9240449
Well I don't know about others, but I never put my money on the line, I just scammed a bunch of newcomers into crypto in the early days.
Took their money and reinvested it lol.
So I never really experienced the full desperation
mode.

>>9240469
to think I've been paying for passes since 2014 with btc :P, that's almost $4k I've given for my subscriptions.

>>9240472
too late too late :P

>>9240469
posting on 4chan literally isn't worth it without one. if chinkmoot doesn't re-instate btc as a payment method a lot of people just won't bother anymore.

>>9240472
crypto has been mainstream for years now, but that doesn't stop shitcoins from pump and dumping.

>>9240495
You merely didn't understand it was your money on the line, you had already scammed it then risked it. There is no such thing as house / play money, it is a meme designed to kike you into giving it back. Luckily for yourself it has worked in your favor up until now, but we keep playing anon, and I would rather keep playing and burn than watch any pajeet millennial get ahead of us.

>>9239942
If you knew my gene pool you would probably change your mind

>>9240628
I SMELL A JEWRAT

>>9239020
This
30yo boomer reporting in. Fuck these kids and their arrogant ways. Let them fight ahmed and mahmoud for a job at Mr Shekelstein's Firm. As long as I get my retirement fund I'm good baby.

I am 49 what does that make me.