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How can i be like jeff bezos?

>> No.9175080

>>9175056
Have an IQ of 180 and eat some spinach

>> No.9175106

>>9175056
Easy you just have to get posessed by a demon and drink baby blood

>> No.9175143

>>9175056
Start a company and then grow it into a juggernaut that can eat all competition around you by convincing investors to give you billions of dollars.

>> No.9175168

>>9175106
unironically the weird proptosis thing he has going on is a sign of demon possession

>> No.9175184

>>9175056
Shave your head and tell everyone you're Jeff Bezos. Eventually enough people will believe you and you can take over his life. All you need is persistence.

>> No.9175218

>>9175143
You still have to do the demons and baby blood thing first, tho

>> No.9175863
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9175863

A manlet?

>> No.9175893

>>9175168
Well he probably just has thyroid issues

>> No.9175913

>>9175056
buy chainlink

>> No.9175993

>>9175893
no joke that fucker looks horribly unhealthy.
>red blotchy skin
>bulging eye
>bald
>bloated
he needs to hire a health coach with all that damn money, i bet his dick hardly works

>> No.9176005

>>9175863
Well come on, everyone looks small next to Godzilla

>> No.9176013

>>9175993
Bulging eyes are actually a sign of Graves' disease

>> No.9176031

dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

>> No.9176106

>>9175056

Its not about IQ, upbringing, etc. We're all equipped with a power tool, a brain. Brilliant ideas are a dime a dozen, work ethic however, is self made. Guys like this hyper focus on their goals and dont quit until they are realized.

Also, Luck. With any great idea you HAVE to have the right timing. A month, a year even a decade too early and you wont find success.

TIMING is everything and nothing else if you want to be like a jeff bezos.

>> No.9176120

>>9175056
Start sucking some penises

>> No.9176160

>>9175863
Swole and rich. A true alpha male.

>> No.9176203

>>9176106
if bezos was born in a different time, he'd have made something else.

i mean no doubt luck is a huge factor. just like intelligence and hardworking are.
if you want to be like bezos, you need all 3. plus an elemental ache for something that founding a company like amazon would give you.

>> No.9176240

Get off biz is a fucking start

>> No.9176294
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>>9176203
>if bezos was born in a different time, he'd have made something else.
Today he would have ended up the founder of Bitbeans.

>> No.9176347

>>9176106
>IQ, upbringing
Literally this you nigger

>> No.9176370

>>9176294
can someone explain wtf is going on here

>> No.9176495

>>9175056
wink a little bit more at pictures

>> No.9176554

>>9176203
>>9176106
As Seneca the younger says:"luck is where opportunity meets preparation".

>> No.9176583

>>9176370
Some pajeet wants to learn solidarity or whatever the eth language is for smart contracts. He starts testing functions out and tests some on public smart contracts to see how they respond and he accidentally irreversibly destroys 600,000 ETH. People asked Eth or Vitalik to fix it with a hardfork but he said get lost losers.

>> No.9176613

>>9175184
>This guy gets it.

Also wear a puffy vest.

>> No.9176653

>>9176554
Huh. Louis Pastour said, "Chance favors the prepared mind." Thanks for the seneca quote

>> No.9176684

>>9176370
Devops199 activated the suicide switch on the library of Parity (ethereum wallet) which locked in all Ethereum stored in multi-sig wallets. In other words, he found a bug in the system, (accidently) exploited it and now all the ETH stored in those wallets are locked in forever. about 550k Ethereum burned.

>> No.9176920

>>9176203
He made an internet book store. He was lucky as fuck and just so happened to have the opportunity to do it at the right time in history. I'm not saying he wouldn't have been successful, but becoming the richest man on Earth was entirely based upon luck.
>>9176653
>Louis Pastour
Fuck that cunt. Because of him, normal milk is illegal in my country.

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>>9176684
>>9176583

>> No.9177239

>>9176106
>Brilliant ideas are a dime a dozen
No they aren't faggot. I bet if you asked every single anon on 4chan to give you a business idea, not a single one of them would be a brilliant idea.

>> No.9177573

>>9177239
this. muh high work ethic is a dime a dozen. lots of brainlets work their asses off getting nowhere because they can't think outside the box. it's just an extremely rare combination when someone has the work ethic and the brilliant ideas together. you typically either get one or the other or none.

>> No.9177609

>>9175056
>jeff bezos
https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/152995761789?chn=ps&adgroupid=50160791185&rlsatarget=pla-399977136909&abcId=1130076&adtype=pla&merchantid=101765094&poi=&googleloc=9046056&device=c&campaignid=1030310782&crdt=0

>> No.9177619

>>9175056
It's too late for you to be like him if you're asking on a Mongolian comics forum.

>> No.9177645

>>9176160
he needs to work on neck

>> No.9177660

You can’t. He and others started companies during the greatest human technological change of our times.

If blockchain is similarily groundbreaking, the guys like Vitalik and Larimer are those.

So at best, you can hope to be an above average normie. Sorry.

>> No.9177702

>>9176106
>TIMING is everything

True that. I have a great idea that we should cure cancer, I'm just too early.

>> No.9177884

>>9177702
Why would a cure for cancer generate money? It's much better to spread the cancer out into treatments and to keep its death rates high so everyone's too scared to not pay for the treatment.

>> No.9177936

>>9175056
Buy his name and company

>> No.9177973

>>9176106

Why would work ethic be "self made" when things like IQ clearly aren't?

>> No.9178011

>>9177702
>cure for cancer doesnt already exist

>> No.9178013

>>9175863
5ft9 here
it is biz catalyst though
As a manlet, getting rich is the one and only way to not live and die alone. All the other doors are closed right from the start