/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9174656
That was some toddler level FUD there son. Try again.

>>9174656
>Filters link threads
>adds one

>>9174656
top kek faggot, youre just like that retarded girl on Facebook who announces she is quitting facebook, on facebook.

Ohhh noo, please dont leave us OP! hahaha fag

>>9174656
>the year is 2030 AD
>11 years post singularity
>the new societal class division is "linkies" vs "nolinkers"
>everyone who held even a small stack of LINK prior to the Day of Judgment is now considered aristocracy
>Nolinker Syndrome now listed first in DSM-8
>Sergey rules the earth with an iron fist. His massive stack allows Him and His Council to fetch data from the Esoteric Realms
>ASSBLASTER is praised as the Messenger of Prophecy
>every action but the most rudimentary (like breathing and eating) is now performed through a smart contract. Among the upper classes even those are done in a trustless manner
>therefore Those Who Hold LINK de facto rule the earth, as their nodes are needed to facilitate any action
>as link is non-mineable, nolinkers are forced to labour, often under slave conditions, for linkies
>linkies with large stacks fall into great decadence, as the passive income they receive from stacked nodes allows them to become lifelong smelly NEETs
>EOS heretics are forced by the Linquisition to choose between conversion to LINK or death

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>>9174656
i filtered bazinga

>>9174656