/biz/ - Business & Finance

Morning lads

Any dutchfags on here? What do you guys use, i'm using my local bank but it seems limited.

Gonna get rich this week
GOLDEN BULL RUN LET'S GO

BULL RUN LET'S GO BBY

>>9167871
I have calls on AKS

Also on Disney because infinity war just opened. That might have been dumb though

>>9167814
DEGIRO here

Get out of stocks brainlets

>>9168022
try not being so poor that you have to put all your money in ponzi schemes

>>9168022
>He doesn't trade stocks with Bitcoin

Good morning /smg/!

How was your weekend? Grats on anybody who got in on Sprint before the merger news.

>>9168022
duh, I'm only trading options

I want fat green dildos all day.
Got 3 stocks sitting at -15%

>>9168482
I want fat green dildos on everything but the stocks I haven't bought yet

>>9168482
Comin' right up, pun intended.

Morning all

I've been using Yahoo finance on mobile to sort of track stocks via notifications, is there a better alternative? I really don't like supporting yahoo but it seems to be the best tool out there

>>9168680
I think you can set notifications on Webull

>>9168680
Etrade app. Idk if you need an account but I think you can open them with $100, then take that out. Leave a penny in.
You can set alerts for tickers that will tell you when there is news, when there is a % change of a certain amount, when there is a price change of a certain amount, when it hits volume thresholds, and when it hits price targets.

>>9168022
t. lost all money on ponzi coins

Guess who returned to normal! Going to go long in the bonds, short oil and short the S&P, if there's enough time left over we can get drunk and eat chicken fingers!

>>9169029
>short oil
nah

>>9169029
Long oil boy.

>>9169029
All about that free long bonds money

To elaborate: the new crown prince of Saud is gonna try to run up the price of oil because he wants to take Aramco public

Since oil only got so cheap because of Saudi dumping in the first place, expect it to go up

this will also save Tesla, which I find pretty funny

>>9169112
Nope, S&P is doomed, TVIX merger news coming in the coming days. Oil is going to go back to $20 a barrel. Interest rates going back to 0.

>>9169149
Zero interest rates means inflation means S&P goes up, you idiot

>>9169112
How is he planning to run up the price? Wouldn’t limiting output hurt the companies more than any gain he’d get from a higher price?

>>9169203
He's offloading the company. Aramco IPO, either this year or early 2019. It's the largest corporation in the world, market cap estimated around $2T.

Whats everyone's opinion on WGP. Leaning heavy on buying a bunch of stocks of it.

10 minutes

What are your thoughts on ATOS this morning /SMG/? I may trade this at open. 2.6 million share float looks very enticing.

Well my whole portfolio is fucking red. This is bullshit.

>>9169666
I can't seem to find the green theme setting, must've accidentally turned it to red

>>9169203
They have done this many times before, with some effectiveness.

Essentially, the OPEC is so big, so big, that they can limit their output (and thus reducing their short term profits), to both increase the price of oil and get leverage from the countries in the world (to get them to do stuff like limiting renewables). Since they are that big, short term profits do not compromise their long term financials.
However this strategy isnt so effective anymore. Nowadays there are lots of replacements to oil (shale, biofuel, etc), which limits the effectiveness of this measure. Also, Russia isnt doing quite well, so they might need the money.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-13/iea-says-opec-has-almost-cleared-oil-glut-but-faces-shale-danger

>>9169878
Except OPEC is a conglomerate of sand niggers who will publicly agree to scale back production, but when they get back to their sand castles they realize, "Hey if they all produce less and increase the price we can pump more than we said we would and get a few extra shekels" , but the problem is they all do this trying to out jew each other and then supply ultimately increases and the price falls. Never trust a sand nigger.

>>9169878
>>9169982
im short oil right now down back towards the kijun, up 40% so far on leverage my entry price was 69.10, when am i going to fail if price is going to pump?

checkmate athiests

i have my stop loss set to guarantee myself 20% profit anyways

Made 400 of vale thursday and friday. Made 350 off ebio today. Are you guys even trying?

What happens to options ITM that expire? Is it best to sell them beforehand if you can't afford to exercise it? Do ITM options increase in value with time decay?

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>>9169982
Here, have a (you). You can take it back to /pol/, too.
>>9170014
The end of the OPEC oil glut was moved to 2019 I think so you wont see it reflected in todays futures most likely. Other stuff (like global demand and supply, and maybe the situation in Syria, will be more impactful.

>>9169563
Atossa Genetics is garbage. I don't think their Phase II for the new drug is going to be successful.

>>9170280
>>9169563
oh shit wait, I didn't see the news about testing in Sweden. That might actually be promising

>kept waiting for a good entry price for NRZ
>it just keeps rallying
>mfw
I sure fucked up on this one. So much for the comfy dividends.

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>>9168134
How

Sell! Quick!!!

Rushau

>>9170335
at this rate it probably WILL just rise forever. the more rates go up, the more bullish it looks in the longterm

>>9169029
you should be careful on short oil right now. israel just blew up a ammo dump outside hama in syria. looks like the targets were syrian, iranian, and lebanese (hezbollah)

>>9170371
>Sell! Quick!!!
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>>9170419

so /biz/ apple ER tomorrow interested to know what your plays are for it

>>9167814
I'm not Dutch but you should use Degiro. Not that many features very low prices.

>>9170471
Buy the dip

>>9170471
It pumping today so you missed good straddle prices, everyone expects them to do poorly. So i guess its priced in.

>>9170471
dump it.

So since my watches were shit at open, trying something new...

Investopedia has a sim game. Q2 competition. Picked up 20,000 shares of ANDX for the dividend. I want to see how profitable dividend hopping can be with a big sum of cash.

>>9170471
I've been holding calls for weeks. It's down far enough that I don't think it could get much more of a beating. Look at the P/E ratio -- it's not one of the overvalued tech stocks.
Even if they miss or fuck up somehow else, it's ripe to do a short squeeze or pop upwards like NFLX did

>>9170465
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My S&P shorts aren’t doing well..

IT'S STILL MOVING, /SMG/! WHY WON'T IT STOP MOVING!? SOMEBODY SHUT THE FUCKING MARKET OFF!
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>>9170616
I bet they'll be killing it soon enough.
Just keep shorting it. That way only one of us can be wrong.

>>9170471
Playing Snap instead. Way more upside.

>>9170655
Can confirm.
Already have 35% profit on my puts on them.
They're a fiery piece of shit desu

Who is this Gartman guy and why does zerohedge like to make fun of him so much? lol.

Apparently everything thing he says is the actual opposite. He is now bullish on the market...

god bless america. I'm so happy to be back in the states. As soon as i got back my sister wanted to know if i wanted to go to an Angels game, went right away, life is becoming great again here in the states

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I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUN, GUYS. WHY ISN'T THIS FUN!? SHOULD I SELL?

>>9170708
Hey broski, BGFV earnings today right?

oil is about to take the fuck off again

>>9170717
No, tomorrow. Tomorrow AH

>>9170708
Got to see the Yankees kick some ass I see.

>>9170732
OPEC is getting super greedy again. What tickers or strategies are you using to play it?
Also, scream with me pls, senpai
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>>9167871
>AKS beats earnings expectations by 800%
>AKS is down 6.7% and still dropping

fucking hell

I don't understand Apple. Did they think that selling the same phone every year for 20 years was going to be a viable profit strategy forever? They announced some stupid VR shit after its clear its yet another passing fad. They might as well start making iFidgets now.

>>9170761
As a Twins fan I'm glad you had fun watching baseball

>>9170792
I knew this would happen so I sold my shares on Friday.

>>9170761
>Got to see the Yankees kick some ass I see.
yeah, i'm not really a baseball fan but i was going for the Angels, the crowd i was in was all going for yankees though and i'm supposed to be flying to new york to watch the yankees on june 28th (my sister is a fan)

>>9167814
Binckbank

>>9170794
>Did they think that selling the same phone every year for 20 years was going to be a viable profit strategy forever?
Well, that's MSFT's approach with OSs.
Also, you don't buy an iPhone. You rent it for a year or two before you rent the next model.
>t. Android fag

>>9170864
at least MSFT decided to branch out with Azure and more BI analytics. Apple just assumes people want a red version of the same old shit as if its some big announcement.

>>9170220
I think overall supply is back under OPEC's control. The bigger problem is Saudi Arabia doesn't have the same level of influence on OPEC after fucking over every other OPEC nation by crashing the oil price in 2014 (which SA did to fuck over US production).

Now that supply is in control, OPEC will seek to push prices up. SA especially wants high prices before the Aramco IPO. The US has reserve capacity to compete with OPEC and push prices down, but due to low oil prices for the last 4 years, there hasn't really been infrastructure investment in domestic production.

I expect oil to rise through 2020 while OPEC fixes prices and the US plays catchup. In 2020, a gamechanging number of LNG export ports will come online in the US and we will actually be able to sell LNG worldwide. That plus infrastructure on the oil side catching up means I expect oil/natural gas prices to be pushed down after 2020 by new supply hitting the market.

Geopolitically if anything goes to shit in Syria/Iran/Venezuela expect prices to go up.

>>9170767
OPEC is doing what they always do. raising the price of oil in times of high demand. not sure who yet, but somebody is going to war

>>9170767
also i was just using USO

>>9170921
the worlds oil market is rigged, they only had a "surplus" to bk small oil companies that run a $50 barrel production cost. now that the small oil companies have either gone bk or are hanging on by a thread big oil companies wills start buying up their wells and bringing oil prices back up (cornering market) the markets are rigged i say. RIGGED!

>>9171048
makes it easier to predict though when theres conflict on the table though

>>9170921
>Geopolitically if anything goes to shit in Syria/Iran
i heard IDF literally just blew up a syrian, iranian and, hezbollah munitions dump.

>>9171048
OPEC is a cartel that sets prices, but that only works if everyone plays ball. The US doesn't play ball with OPEC, and has large enough reserves to compete with SA. This is why SA was threatened by the US back in 2014.

In 2014 most US based producers had a breakeven of approximately $75/bbl, which is pretty high. SA jacked up production (against the will of every other OPEC country) to crash prices and put US producers out of business. It worked pretty well. About 50% of US producers went under. Unfortunately for SA the rest leaned out production. Now breakeven extraction price ranges from $20-80/bbl, allowing US producers to scale production with prices in a way where every price increase brings more supply online.

SA overplayed their hand and pushed prices down too far. This had two consequences. Firstly SA is heading for insolvency. The Kingdom needs oil prices above $100/bbl to finance the country and the lifestyles of the royal family. The price dip they caused has lasted longer than they expected, and they are hurting for cash. This is a big motivator behind the Aramco IPO and SA trying to open up its markets.

The second consequence is no one in OPEC wanted to listen to SA after SA fucked them over with the price crash. Like everything happening in Venezuela right now is SA's fault. This is why it took 4 years to get supply back under control.

Finally OPEC has chilled out to the point where they can again control supply and push prices up, but it's only a matter of time before US producers get the investment they need to catch up.

>>9170921
>>9171172
wew good analysis anon. I dont think anything game-breaking could happen in Syria/Vzla considering recent developments (dunno about Iran). I feel the biggest variable here will be the timing of Aramco's IPO.

>>9171254
im telling you guys there was literally JUST an airstike in syria against iranian, syrian and lebanese targets. to my knowledge there was no US/NATO backing to it

I can't believe i sold fucking SSOF for LIGA a few weeks ago AARRRGGGHHHH

>>9171254
Venezuela is deep in recession and doing things like not honoring bond commitments that make it hard to get international financing. Current production is at a 30 year low, and could go to zero if instability increases.

If the Syrian situation turns into an actual it'll impact production everywhere in the middle east.

Iran's a hot potato with Trump talking a bunch of shit about pulling out of the deal. If Iran gets hit with any additional sanctions that impact production, you'll see a spike in prices.

Almost back to low-40s. JUST.

>>9171431
Time to buy?

>>9169029
>long bonds
>short oil

literally the worst move you could possibly make right now

Is anyone else still short bonds? Anyone???

>>9171374
By game-breaking I mean anything that could affect the prices and not be priced in in current WTI futures. Venezuela's oil infrastructure is crumbling, it going down would not be a surprise to anyone at the moment (people are escaping the country in masses, they are literally starving). An escalation to civil war would, though, but I dont see it happening in the close future.
As for Syria, the war is practically over. Trump & Co are clearly not interested enough to get involved and risk escalating.
Not informed enough to say anything about Iran though.
>>9171353
Something similar happened earlier in the month. No big deal.

>>9171471
I got some puts, being JUST'd right now but I'm confident that'll change quite quickly

>>9171500
>Something similar happened earlier in the month. No big deal
geopolitically maybe.
but look what happened to oil last time that happened

>>9171471
im hedged. wish i had some more moolah to hedge better but it is what it is.

>>9171548
yeah idk about you but i got like half a year. i know were getting rate hikes before then

NAK about to have a run if good news released today.

Why is everything getting JUSTed right now?

>>9171631
for the same reason long term bonds are going on a run right now. shit looks no good in the long term

>>9171631
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>>9171656
If oil and bonds are headed up the market is fucked. We're even due a fed shitpost on wednesday!

What are some good Canadian marijuana stocks?

>>9171656
It's not hard, remember, just do the opposite of what /smg/ says and you profit. People here are consistently wrong.

>>9171631
seriously what the FUCK

>>9171742
ACBFF

>>9171631
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>>9171727
Abstract Bart formation, I like it.

PLEASE TELL ME INTEL WILL GO BACK UP

>>9171731
dasitmane

also just heard that iran is threatening to launch 80k ground troops against israel.

its fucking on boys
long the fuck out of oil

>>9171761
of course it will

>>9171754
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>>9171768
>also just heard that iran is threatening to launch 80k ground troops against israel.

gee what a shocking development, the country that has been chanting death to america death to israel for 50 years is making threats. definitely huge news... zzzz....

>>9171754
Yes, we get it you mong. Bagholder gets drunk and doped up and loses 100x that and we never hear him bitch.

>bought 33 shares of CHEK at 8.89
>Dropped to 7.10
>iron fist
>jumped to 12.11 and sold
Made 100 so I’m ok.

>>9171614
>i got like half a year. i know were getting rate hikes before then
This is smart.
What ticker are your puts against?

>>9171731
>We're even due a fed shitpost on wednesday!
Where the fuck do you find this info? I need to watch that shit.

>>9171805
deploying ground troops to invade israel hasnt happened in a while.

also heard reports of US training jordanian troops. shit is about to get very wild. go ahead, take a nap. youre gonna miss all the fun

>>9171833
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

this should really be in the OP post tbqh

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a salad and yogurt , which are the only things green for me today :^) SLV is getting close to support so I'm keeping an eye on it. I also learned my favorite cafe is getting shutdown because it pulls too much traffic away from the others on campus.

>>9171793
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>>9171768

>>9171833
TLT

>>9171811
he really is incredible at holding bags

GOOG is reaching its support zone ($1018 area)

buy the fucking dip

>>9171846
>I also learned my favorite cafe is getting shutdown because it pulls too much traffic away from the others on campus.
umm what? id tell the other cafes to fuck off this is business and there is no time for feelings

>>9171884
My favorite bar jacked up the prices. Not because it wanted to, but because the other bars complained that it had low prices to the liquor control board.

I was one of four people who frequented there.

It's horse****.

>>9171876
support is closing to $1000 from local lows ya nerd

been there 3 times since december

>>9167287
Hey boys, my savings are currently mostly in crypto but I'd like to change that, however, I don't want to pay a (((company))) to manage my funds, I'd rather have control over them myself. Would robinhood be a good method of doing this? Also, is it good if I only plan to buy and hodl pretty much for the long term (5+ years), or should I just bite the bullet and pay an agent or whatever to jew me out of my money?

Yes I'm a fucking noob, but pls halp

>>9171910
1018 first support

990 second support

>>9171910
Still looks like a good point to get in. Gonna get some May/June calls

Aaaand were negative

dont respond to [[[/pol/ posters]]]

EKSO is my next moon mission, found by Ichimoku filter screening, just as EBIO was (I am still bullish on EBIO, it does not have indication of reversal)

>>9171902
>My favorite bar jacked up the prices. Not because it wanted to, but because the other bars complained that it had low prices to the liquor control board.
sounds like theres alot of pussy business owners by you, id tell them all to fuck off and welcome to the real world. I'm also a complete asshole and do everything by the books and don't mind telling people to fuck off because i know i am right and i can give a shit about their feelings or their failing business.

>>9171857
sorry m8 i dont like getting permabanned for dumping that shit here. its happened to me dozens of times

have some archives
https://archive.fo/UIvAB
which is irans response to pic related earlier this morning

and israel responded to ground threats with a threat to lob a couple too-tree missles into tehran.
if thats not things heating up i dont know what is

>>9171969
i meant to tell you thank you last week for your ichi screener settings, i just couldnt ever find where to put them in on tradingview lol

all i could do is put in like lead 1 > lead 2 but it wouldnt filter them out just make a list and it wasnt really valuable, you are using tradingview right?

its simple enough, all we need is to know when tekan > kijun in the last week~ above lead 1 above lead 2 (green cloud yeah?) or tenkan < kijun < lead 2 < lead 1 aka everything looks awful so time to short

>>9171471
rising rates are bad for the bond market. 90% sure no hikes comin next meet.

the stock market is just noise. bond market is where the real happening is happening

>>9171884
I'm pretty pissed, they make the best food for the cheapest price here, get competitive instead of mad nerds

>>9171902
Same here, let me get a cold drink for a fair price narcs

>>9171443
got a limit for 45, all tech is down but apple

>>9171431
i feel you bro, bought at 51

>>9171988
BGFV earnings report tomorrow after close
should I go all in or what

>>9171846
had a late breakfast, thinking houstons at 4

>>9172047
>BGFV earnings report tomorrow after close
>should I go all in or what
i have no clue, i have a good position and i'm just holding, if all the bulls hold tight it should continue to climb, problem is that some bulls have no clue what a short squeeze is or how to play it

>>9172047
Playing earnings isn't even worth it anymore.

>>9171920
>>9171945
have you seen the volume the end of last week? it was literally like 10% of normal, what is happening? it looks suspicious AF but whyw ould everybodfy decide to fuck off buying GOOG makes no sense

>>9172001
Yes I am using tradingview. I'm really not sure what the issue you're having is, could you take screenshots perhaps? I do have a pro account, I'm not sure if the screener is pro only.

>>9172076
Everything's been low volume for some reason. Maybe people are cautious or we're about to enter a mega bear run. I personally think we're still bullish so I'm banking on Google here

>>9172071
???
did you see MCD today?

>>9171948
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>>9172110
>He doubted the year of the Golden Bear

>>9172094
Looks mostly priced in.

gee whiz gosh golly would you look at that, GOOG bouncing off its 1018 support

nobody, NOBODY could have predicted this

>>9172090
its just that my UI is different, might be a pro vs free thing. All i can do is add columns to this and its a huge pain in the ass and doesnt filter at all, its basically a waste. i also couldnt find anything on finviz that will do this, which seems silly. its all math it should be automated to show me the exact situations i want for equities but alas

>>9172095
if so thats fine by me, i can short stuff on leverage to build myself a portfolio for when the next bull run starts, hoepfully like early 2020 we finish out a bear market and switch full bull

>>9172163
did you?

>>9172183
yes
>>9171876

>>9172015
>90% sure no hikes comin next meet.
Same. Not a good time for me to buy puts.

>>9172032
>all tech is down but apple
Just like I was saying earlier, it's been shitted on so hard and has such a low P/E for tech, that it may end up getting a short squeeze kind of effect off of earnings just like FB.

>>9172118
I never push the golden bull meme. I've never understood where the shitcoiners got it from. Some of the shilling /biz/ does is the weakest forced meming out there.

Is this thread just about stock trader?

Are we index funders welcome here?

>>9172177
The filter icon is to the far right with the little blue circle w/ 3 on it. Same row as where the columns are that you can add to. I just use a dark theme instead of light because of muh bear cave.

Okay what the fuck Yoplait, this yogurt has way too much sugar it's disgusting, I wanna short these nerds to death for making something so vile

>>9172214
As long as you're not shilling pajeet coins, come on in!

>>9172071
agreed

Give me a meme to buy

>>9172255
Buy the ADVM dip.

>>9172214
We will most likely call you a boomer and make fun of you for not doing high risk shit, but that's the kind of mentality throughout all of 4chan

>>9172015
>90% sure no hikes comin next meet.
what makes you say that?
from what i saw were already behind on the FOMC projected median. but i havent looked in a bit

>>9172306
Yeah, 4chan had a weird hatred of their parents. I don't get it.

>>9172214
yes bb

I day trade spy options for optimal gains, or horrendous losses when I'm wrong.

>>9172238

No shitcoins at all

I finally opened my first Vanguard funds

I went with the lazy three fund portfolio. Currently putting $100 each a week into VTSAX, VBTLX, AND VTIAX.

Going to open a Fidelity account soon to play with individual stocks for fun

Getting real sick of these price drops for no reason.
I wish i started investing 8 years ago. Seems as though we've hit a ceiling and the only way is down.

>TVIX already back to negative for the day
What the fug.

>>9172336
4chans parents, their child rearing tactics, and their mentality is why a place like this exists in the first place

>>9172346
>I finally opened my first Vanguard funds
Congratulations, you are going to make more money than 99% of /smg/

>>9172367
trade SPY options, much better.

>>9172337
ive decided to take a week off of those after crushing myself down for a week where i was up

>>9172336
>Yeah, 4chan had a weird hatred of their parents. I don't get it.
because parents spread bad advice. they crashed the economy and want to blame their kids for the problem they created. They sent their kids off to college to rack up student loan debt because thats what the media told them to do.. seriously older generations are the biggest herd of sheep ever. They just repeat what they hear on cnbc or fox news and think that it's correct.

>>9172042
>>9171431
This is the only stock I’m losing on. It was the first one I bought, but looking at the price to earning ratio I estimated that it had room for growth.
I know Samsung is a big competitor for the electronic parts MU makes, but honestly anons, is there room for growth in this company?

>>9172416
i blame LSD and the psyop that was the 60s

>>9172398
Ichimoku + HA = Win. I've been right ~ 4/5 times

>>9172370
>>9172416
I don't know anon, I have great hardworking parent's. They definitely didn't contribute to crashing the economy, and as far as parenting goes, I'm a piece of shit but it had nothing to do with them, my generation had more to do with it than theirs.

>>9172420
for MU, yeah. has a target price of 100. but the big problem is nothing really "new".
that and this pull back today is fear from appl. but buffett is betting on it, we shall see

>>9172226
excellent found it

>>9172463
i mean its no ones fault really. anytime a significant counter culture pops up it is subverted thoroughly. it happened in the 60s, the 70s, the 80s, the 90s, and then now, it happened on the internet.

>>9172484
:) the higher the volume the better

>>9172463
all i know is that the younger generations didn't crash the economy... they need to stop putting the weight of their problems on their children

methinks its time to spread some fear amongst the AMD HODLers on stocktwits

>>9172090
im using street smart edge by schwab. how do i get that overlay? really digging it

Seriously, where do they hire them.

>>9172454
what is your HA strategy, waiting for 2 in a row green or red to long/short, and waiting for a 1 candle reversal to close position? seems to make sense to me based upon how HA candles are calculated, should work quite well on 30m or hourly charts for day trading when you won't ever hold overnight

SAY IT WITH ME LADS

B U L L T R A P

YFW the algos now want to sell.

>>9172541
Agreed

>>9172526
True, but I also agree with>>9172519

>>9172541
Impossible, stocktwits is an echo chamber of positive opinions. If you trash talk any stock the users just block you to hide from any news or opinions that stray from their safe space.

>>9172565
I'm glad you're back to your bear ways. I was really really worried about you a few weeks ago.

>>9172548
>street smart edge by schwab
do they fuck you around routinely or is it just me?

anyways
>pic related

as far as i can tell they dont have heiken ashi candles though. let me know if you find them

>>9172565
I hope it flash crashes to the ground over a week so then i can watch nothing but green for the rest of the year.

>>9172607
i do not fear the blocks
i live for them

>>9172548
If you're talking about the indicator it is Ichimoku Cloud & Heikin Ashi candles.

>>9172560
I primary use lower lows, higher highs, combined w/ two in a row. I look for a close to be higher the the previous high or lower than the previous low. Depending on my trade length, I use 5 min to judge trend & 1 min for entry.

>>9172610

>>9172565
>mfw

>>9172615
>Ichimoku
got it! its fucky, doesnt help im running it on a mac

what do you recommend the screeners? hard to decipher

>>9172695
you mean screening for ichi cloud breaks? i have no idea how to do that

as far as those parts, if youre using the ichi cloud, you need all of those. i change the chikou line to something other than green though because sometimes you lose it

Newfag here, how I into stocks? Have about 10k saved up from my server job, anything I should read or classes to take before I dive in?

Rustling AMD investors is hilarious, they're all trying to catch that knife but will make sure you know they're going to catch it if you tell them not to

>>9172695
green cloud is good, red is bad

tenkan over kijun is good, the opposite is bad

these happening above or below the cloud is a stronger signal

so tekan > kijun > green cloud means place bids aroundt he kijun to buy, and sell when it breaks that moving resistance

the opposite when shorting

>>9168033

>he's not holding some BTC to participate in the biggest bullrun in human history

The orange baboon child is supposedly is going to be imposing tariffs on Europe tonight

Crash tomorrow?

Not sure if I should buy more X calls

>>9172695
Here is the setup I use when searching for cloud breaks.

Read up: http://stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school:technical_indicators:ichimoku_cloud that is a good start

>>9172732
cat w/ Dollar?

>>9172731
Put your money into index funds and never come back here if you value your money.

I have options trading now! Time to fuck up and lose everything.

>>9172743
i wish hed just go full insanity and nuke switzerland already. i know thats where the CIA has all their fun toys. and it would send a strong message to everyone else to shut the fuck up, because we just nuked the most neutral, sovereign state in the world

>>9172738
do you see all these people on twitter posting their moves and making seemingly like 50% on their portfolio daily? all i do is hold BTC but it feels like im losing out on free money, oh well everybody thinks BTC will be worth minimum 6 figures in a few years so im content with eventuall millions not billions

>>9172734
thank you, im digging it already

>>9172775
you absolutely will.
did you papertrade first?
do that

>>9172732
I held that shit for it's run in the first half of 2017. But I've gotten the fuck out.

>>9172796
those nigs are just whoring for attention. they dont post the bags theyre holding. everyone goes WOW, WHAT AN INVESTUR! and follows them and they get their little ego trip

>>9172775
I still have my short bonds, is the fed shit post tomorrow going to just fuck my shit up senpai?

>>9172823
well they are posting live charts and cant just delete all their shit entries or people would catch it

also crypto moves with signals very well, theres so many more bots there that do the same thing that humans do so moves are so exaggerated

>>9172775
There's so much more truth to that than you realize. Even if you understand that it literally can go to 0.
For example, theta decay. Look into that shit.

Buy my Nokia futures please.

>>9172560
>HA candles

Here is a screenshot from SPY currently on 5min. That red candle does not have a lower low, and has a small upper body (hammer), indicating a trend reversal. Next, the green candle has a lower high indicating a reversal as well.

Goy prez is live shitposting at full force.

>>9172920
Why is big daddy T meeting with the Nigerian president?

>>9172896
also with HA though im sure you know this, that as soon as red candles start getting a top wick the trend is losing power and eventually is likely to reverse, easy to see on your chart there too. have you been profitable with this so far? i do wonder how it would do on a 4 hourly or daily timeframe, should be less false signals there if you had the patience to wait it out

Twitter and everything else is going to to skyrocket! Hurry and get on the ship before it’s too late!!

>>9171471
>>9171465

Still short bonds

Fed must maintain credibility, especially after their aggressive hawkish posturing.

>>9172920

oh great

>>9172996
this but unironically

>>9171471
Which binds anon?
We’re all gonna make it and every anon should do this.

GSS announcing earnings this week and the news will be good. Time to make some money off America's exploitation of Africa's mineral resources.

>>9172880
Theta decay is loss of value over time, correct? The closer to expiration date, the more worthless an option becomes.
I probably won't touch options until my account is built up enough to have 100 shares of something for a covered call.

>>9173006
exactly. powpow has no choice but to raise rates to ultimately whack them back down sometime in the future when all this shit comes to a head

VLRX might be the next CHECK. Just bought 50 bucks worth of it just to see.

Was fomoing into UWT when it was up 5% a bad idea?

>>9172771
Whats a index fund? Really no other advice?

>>9173134
probably not. mideast is a fucking shitshow right now. just be aware that we dont know whether things are going to get crazier or calm down in the near term, and remember oil moves like crypto, so dont get scared by bart formations

>>9173134
You should eventually catch up to your purchase price. Patience anon.
>>9173079
Also, looking into GSS.

>>9173129
>VLRX
a penny stock, mine as well get a lottery ticket

>>9173210
I shoulda bought GSS.

>>9173152
>An index fund is a mutual fund or exchange-traded fund designed to follow certain preset rules so that the fund can track a specified basket of underlying investments.
Better yet, just throw your money into VTI and forget about it.
> Really no other advice?
Trust me, you don't want any other advice.

>>9173152
how about this. you wanna learn the hard way (sans actually losing your real money)? get a demo account for some brokerage, papertrade alongside us, and see how much money you can lose by not doing your own research and simply asking for tidbits on here.

>>9173308
>see how much money you can lose by not doing your own research and simply asking for tidbits on here.
this

>>9173152
buy SPY, VOO, some international ETF index fund if you want

then forget it until 30 years from now

>>9173118
>until my account is built up enough to have 100 shares of something for a covered call.
Smart move
>Covered call
Very smart move. I wish that this is what I did, and I'm planning to switch to that.

>>9172731
Definitely don't trade like the rest of us.
I've taken a college course on accounting and another on finance. I still do stupid shit.
Just start with a few grand on SPY. And maybe a few hundred bucks for speculating on specific companies.

>>9173118
theres also "collars" and "protective puts" you can look into. both are defensive moves you can do with very little capital to minimizae your downside (at the expense of upside)

>>9173451
>protective puts
Lame.
We're looking to increase risk here, not reduce it.

>>9173436
>I've taken a college course on accounting and another on finance. I still do stupid shit.

>>9173508

lol

>>9173436
>I've taken a college course on accounting and another on finance. I still do stupid shit.
like take an accounting class, or a "finance" class?
may as well get a "degree" in business

>>9173474
i agree.
but he was specifically asking for things he could do with options to reduce risk.

Green. Good news this morning from BNN/Bloomberg that pension funds are starting to take position in weed sector. This was expected institutional entry near legalization date. That's about it. Could be the big reversal everyone has been anticipating but too early to call..

>>9173508

>>9173665
ive never really done anything but daytrade the weedmemes.
tell me, if you will, how do they normally hold up during geopolitical strife? id assume since a lot are canadian, it shouldnt be so bad, right?

>>9172767
Yessir Bear!

man shitposting and FUDing with you guys on ST normies in zergrush mode is so fun. we gotta make this a regular thing. im down to FUD with yall on things i dont even have positions in. im in it for the salt alone

Predictions for fed shit post this week? Long/Short gold, bonds, TVIX corp, what kind of retarded buy/sell orders should we place ahead of time so when the FED algo kicks off and starts shaking shit up we just grab retarded liquidity?

>>9173728
:) you are my favorite ST shitposter

Keep up the good work, make sure to check in on Jason & tuck him in <3

>>9173630
No, both individually.
I picked a higher paying degree, but got a minor in business.

>>9173655
>he was specifically asking for things he could do with options to reduce risk
I didn't see that anywhere in his posts

>>9173738
my fav is a straddle/strangle on vol going into it (set it up on the lunch before the shitpost for max vega)

>>9173738
Picked up some shares of TVIX Corp today. $7.09 a share, it's a steal. Can't wait for their earnings, I bet they're going to be great.

>>9173756
he mentioned how he was excited he got options.
he said his first trade with them would be when he has enough moolah to get 100 shares for cov call. this is in stark contrast to nearly everyone else who gets options and decides to buy 100 deep OTM UVXY calls on a green day (i know this is what i did)

>>9173737
>shitposting and FUDing with you guys on ST normies in zergrush mode is so fun
Wut. I missed a trolling campaign organized by /biz/???
Any screencaps?
This sounds absolutely sick even without having a financial stake in shit.

>>9173746
I've seen this guy posted on here before. Sounds like a lolcow.

>>9173630
I have a degree in accounting the only thing that was useful in regards to stocks was being able to read financial documents and calculating debt to equity ratio. Everything else you could learn from investopedia in a month, I spent 2 years.

>>9173816
Same, this is news to me.

daily reminder that investing in shop right now is literally like buying amazon in 2002, and if you dont you must hate money

How are stocks reacting to Netanyahu presentation about Iran nuclear programme ?

>>9173816
FUD the everloving christ out of AMD w/ us. were just getting started. i know im gonna be twisting the knife the whole way down.

theyre so perma bull its ridiculous. these are the kinds of fools i love to have longterm puts against. they get impatient when no immediate move and then they leave and it chains together.

>>9173853
exactly as i thought they would.
do you have a link to a stream?
i want to see if he mentions lobbing some missiles at tehran. i know bibi loves to do that

>>9173902
I'll do my part, which one of you are Short_Squeeze_

>>9173803
>100 shares for cov call
Covered call strategies don't necessarily reduce risk?
You're limiting your potential -- introducing a risk that it will grow more than you expected and you lose out on extra gains?
People sell them to make an extra few percent ROI and hope they don't get ITM.
People buy them for speculating. You own the right to buy the shares without the risk of downside that occurs from actually holding all those shares.
Am I interpretting the risks wrong?

>>9173922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrPFH_KIqSc
Only this . What about lobbing ?

I bet there will be a nice rally when everyone has given up hope.

The mainstream news is just pushing bear sentiment with all the political bullshit going on.

>>9173941
This is why longing oil is free money at this point. The US is literally going to do whatever Israel says when it comes to Iran. It's fucking shameful, but the jews have their dicks so far down the US's throat that it doesn't surprise me.

>>9167287
When moon edition?

Twitter is shooting up.
THE MEMES WERE REAL ALL ALONG

>>9173933
no theres still risk (if you dont want to get called away and end up buying back the calls deep ITM). but if you dont care about getting called away, even THAT isnt a risk. youll just get assigned, get the money for the stock at the strike and keep all of your premium. its about as safe as can be as far as wall st goes

>>9173941
check
https://archive.fo/UIvAB
IDF did a strike outside hama again on an iranian/syrian/hezbollah ammo cache. iran threatens to send 80k ground troops. israel threatens to strike tehran next

thx for link btw

>>9173953
even if the US doesnt get involved it will still run. israel cannot lose this and this recent action shows they arent afraid of getting their hands dirty anymore

>>9173953
English and understanding of economics and finances curently are very bad. Pls explain

>>9173971
my dick is fucking diamond right now

>>9167287

>>9173971
this is why its moving btw

https://espnmediazone.com/us/press-releases/2018/04/the-walt-disney-company-and-twitter-announce-new-live-content-and-advertising-agreement/

>>9174036
Did you mean to comment on something else, your comment makes absolutely no sense in reference to mine.

>>9174036
buy oil. or longterm calls on oil. someone is about to go boom. oil goes up when desert people go boom

Whew
Why this so fuck hard
Made .03 BTC over weekend trading XRP....

>>9173926
I'm betting it's teh_profit

>>9173941
kek
look bibi made a fucking powerpoint to show all us goys why we need to go die for them to kill persians

>>9174099
Oh he literally didn't understand what I was saying, ok.

>>9173902
Lol send this image to them and shill this stock please. I would do it myself, but I don’t know what platform your shilling FUDing on. Would love to see their reactions to it.

>>9174113
nah im gimme_

>>9174121
Iran is making nuclear weapons despite their agreements not to
the world has proof
US officials have already confirmed the documents are legit

Trump is going to back out of the iran deal and sactions will go back on stronger than ever before

how do I short Iran

>>9174147
>how do I short Iran
long USO

>>9174147
This is a high IQ question anon. Good on you.

>>9174129
english IS fucked if you didnt grow up on it

>>9174138
ha i would but i cant remember my password and thus cant get on my comp. i only have access to my ST on my shitphone

>>9174147
same shit i just said (and this anon >>9174158
)
long USO, however you wanna do it. im doing it with longterm calls

>>9174175
No problem m8. I’m glad someone got a laugh out of it.

>>9173705

Poorly. Or at least poorly the last few months. Weed dumps when everything else dumps. Harder. I think long holding anything in this sector is crazy. Swing or day trade. Never trust these tickers to hold support, dump them instantly if they do.

>>9173852
No

>>9174205
that sucks. i had my eye on some good div ones to get in on, but im gonna wait and see how this whole mideast thing plays out

>>9173852
>>9174209
Montly Fool highly recommended it. And I tend to agree actually. A lot of people use it for their store platform.

Israel is going to reclaim the holy land and rebuild the temple. Perfect opportunity to long oil.

>>9174269
dude no lol they need to chill over there.

>>9174269
>Implying the temple was not already rebuilt when the Good Lord tore it down & rebuilt it in three days.

>>9174141
I'm thiccwendy, but I think you already figured that out

>>9174308
Israel gets to do whatever they want as long as the US does whatever they say.

>>9173852
Yeah, SHOP is pretty fucking based. I've been holding for about a year.
It literally is the reason why I wanted to get into options. I could just tell it was a fucking rocket that nobody ever heard of -- a fucking silent mooning.

>>9173834
you dont really need to calculate any ratios by yourself, all are available in advanced stock screeners by a click. nevertheless, this is completely useless information, as is stock picking picking in almost every cases.

people, media and brokers sell the idea of stock picking it's ofcourse more profitable than if investors were super passive indexers. we can clearly see the devastating results filtering 35 000 picking funds and etfs and their 10 year performances

there are profitable, especially risk adjusted profitable hedge funds but these are not freaking 'stock picker funds'

>>9174269
also, if you wanna play alongside the likes of murdoch and cheney and "short" syria, build a position in GNE. its an "israeli" oil drilling company in golan. theyre trying to do the same thing they did in kuwait in the 90s. drill diagonally across intl borders in a time of conflict to get oil that isnt theirs

Are ya winnin' the stock market today dad?

>wakeup bearshit all red, cry myself back to a slumber

>eat breakfast, take some conference calls, now bearshit green, longs red

Today was not the worst day yet.

>>9174047
Now I want to bring this to every anon’s attention, if Twitter ads geotagging for advertisers then they will increase their revenue by a lot. Hopefully by next quarter they would have already implemented it.
Many advertisers are frustrated with their advertising system as of now. If they change it for the better, the value will definitely increase.

$LL

Buy before close gentlemen

>>9174388
I have quickly realized over the last 6 months that a companies health, performance, and guidance, truly have no real bearing on any stock. The stock market is 100% run by the news and hype. Kind of depressing desu.

Who here $GOOG calls?

>>9174269
how do you do that on robinhood?
baby who has never used options

buy, call, may 18 for $7
1 contract
$0.10 limit price? or $0.20 limit price?
or would oct 19 for $7
1 contract
0.75 to 0.90 limit price?

or oct 19 for $10
1 contract
limit price from 0.25-0.35?

>>9174428
have you ever read irrational exuberance?
major stocks and indexes being entirely news driven and ignoring all fundamentals is a hallmark of a late stage speculative bubble.

as is retarded P/Es and low divs

thiccwendy picking up salt already.

>>9174428
So what you’re saying is we should be picking what we believe the average Stacy will think is successful?
Do most Stacys believe Israel will be successful? Because maybe I should invest in GNE right now lol

>>9174426
I don't know why but I blindly listened to you. Today has been sideways for me, this will spice things up. Losing money is the only thing that brings out emotions in me anymore.
>>9174476
I have not read that, but it definitely feels just like that.

Keep your eyes on APPN anons.

>>9174476
false. it's not a speculative bubble when you have nowhere else to go

HOLY SHIT

>The Trump shitposts have only just begun

DRAIN THE SWAMP

DAY OF THE ROPE WHEN?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/991028027785138177

>>9174487
I added, anybody who posts on here is worth following on ST.
>>9174555
Dude, stocktwits is literally worse than r*ddit when it comes to everyone being a complete nu-male bitch.

Thinking of going Short NTRI

Thoughts?

>>9174569
Whoa. I’ve often wondered how that would play out in places like Wyoming, where there’s a very low population.

>>9174555
lel i think i made a friend with persian trader

>>9174553
i was sort of implying EVERYTHING is in a bubble tho. some stuff is more pumped than others though

>>9174569
>term limits
how about flaying people alive on a livestream from the oval office?

kek

good job short squeeze, you are the triggerer of triggers

>>9174553

>>9174620
yeah his FUD game is relentless.
i always try to go for the subtle tactic of pretending i want a good buy entry. keeps me from getting blocked immediately. but shorties way is way more fun

>>9174580
>anybody who posts on here is worth following on ST.
Yes.

>>9174620
So beautiful.

>>9174555
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>9174642
I'm going all in, I need salt in my diet

>>9174652
OUCH

Is the bear here to stay or is today just a red day? Should I buy some SPXS?

>>9174652
>can't wait to scoop up at $9.50
kek, this immediately triggered half that board.

>>9174696
Massive selloff this Thursday.

I was legitimately concerned that this poster got banned for the suicide implication when the post took a bit to load. Kek.
INTERNET HATE MACHINE

>>9174697
Isn't that amazing too? Because my statement wasn't even that bearish long-term

>>9174739
>day after FED shitpost
sounds about right. i know im gonna grab some vol calls tomorrow

>>9174745
F U D S T O R M
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>>9174762
Also the day China trade war talks expected to take place, with a decent chance of a negative outcome.

AMD board on ST is turning into a real shitfest and it's glorious.

>>9174838
awesome. im gonna put the rest of my money down on UVXY calls and just play vidya all week and not look

>>9174858
kek
WE DID IT REDDIT

Pretty proud of this NGL.

>>9169029
baggy no ... you were supposed to stay sober ...

are we dead?

>bestudesu
>take your leftovers from AMD and move them to DWT. thank me later
hahah holy kek. you devious mofo

>>9175041

>>9175041
>and move them to DWT
>DWT
>inverse crude oil
Fucking kek!

>>9175070
those poor saps are gonna get crushed. take a look at this

ok half this thread is triptards and the other half is stoctwits screenshots

bye

>>9175116
translation

its fucking on boys. israel is going for it. expect more fireworks early in the morning (our time)

>>9174958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwxfmYR7ItM

>>9175122
yea were raiding ST
GTFO nofunfag

>>9175122
cya
>>9175148
USO to the moon! Almost considering KTOS if shit goes down.

>>9175148
So in other words... GNE, LOC, Northrop.

>>9175183
any defense stock will be bullish.
look up DFEN, its 3x defense stocks

>>9175191
i would rather shoot myself in the fucking cock than hold the same stock as cheney and all those ziocunt warhawks.
...but yea

There is a user with the name
>rickandmortytrading

>>9175228
looool

>>9175228
>rickandmortytrading

>>9175275
I don't think there is a user more definitive for people who long AMD than that.

fresh bread

>>9175295
>>9175295
>>9175295

>>9175316
i added the FED shitposting schedule link to the sticky too, on anons request

>>9175306
Going LONG on AMD? Now I’m really laughing. Poor guy, I feel bad. Hopefully he’ll get stronger in life.

>>9175228
you owe me two tides

>>9175334
*to the pasta
imretard

I got PUTS on SNAP will I be ok tmmrw bros?