/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9146422
checked and yes

Give me a reason it’s about to go bull

>>9146466
>>9146433
>>9146422

how bout 3 dubs in a row? and look at the chart.

>>9146422
>>9146433
>>9146466

>>9146422
Don't buy Chainlink before May 6th.
Thank me Later.
J.

>>9146422
I'm convinced link holders are cryptospaces resident neckbeards
While the rest of us Chad investors are buying eos and nano and holding btc, linkies studied the art of the blockchain and get mad when all the Chad's get all the gains.
Time to look at yourselves stinkies

>>9146516
what did he mean by this

>>9146422
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BeqvvD6Swq

>>9146422
It's that time, the last chance saloon for links credibility

its finally links turn

>>9146422
Implying 80 percent of us aren't already in it. This is the best play for this upcoming week even if I were a short term trader

>>9146422
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

pomp et

>>9146538
what will happen in may 6 will be already priced in before may 6.

>>9146571
You are a MANIAC!

>>9146582
I bought most under 0.30 what should I do

>>9146561
This is the best play PERIOD

>>9146422
which exchange has chain link?

>>9146561
it's gonna be literally nothing, nobody buys testnet rumors

>>9146615
Chain link can be found on
Binance
HoubiPro
OKEX
and
IDEX

After how many weeks doing nothing...this is it? It's like watching a drunk spastic trying to master the 100 metres hurdles

>>9146644
stop beating off to retards you fucking degenerate

Annnnd he falls flat on his spastic face...and out the window goes any credibility this coin had. Shitcoin skilled by spastic kids and pajeets

>>9146661
Go to fucking bed you hyperactive child

>>9146644
There's your dubs, how about that kids

reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/8fmqbj/why_this_may_be_chainlinks_biggest_week_so_far/
FUD THIS SHIT THE FUCK DOWN
I NEED MORE

>A whole 2% up
Wow moon

>>9146422
how do you know. you dont know shit. just like everyone else.?

>>9146422
>>9146433
>>9146466
Strap in boys.

>>9146928
>strap in boys

>>9146422
I will let the linkers in on a little secret. A tweet is going to make you guys very happy this week...cap this

what's wrong with link? Honest question, thinking of investing

>>9147304
stop this fucking bullshitting larp.

>>9147304
ban this faggot

>>9147516
That it has been a bit disappointing so far. That's most of it.

>>9146516
Stop pretending to be me, you larping faggot.

>>9146538
His eth to buy link doesn't clear coinbase until the 6th, he doesn't want u increasing price before he has chance to increase stack.

>>9146632
Holy fuck when did it get listed on binance?!?!

>>9147550
seconded

This thread smells like pageets...
Discord?
Telegram?
Sergey's personally neet farm?

>>9146422
>>9146433
>>9146466
hooollllyy fooookkkk

>>9148013
is it a sign?

Why are linkies so autistic?

>>9146422
Just hold you M16 tight in case the bears attack, we're going to make it

year is 2024

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two 260-pound men woke me by beating me with socks full of oranges. They threw me a half molded crust of bread as breakfast. My fellow slaves helped my bruised and emaciated form stand, all with tears in their eyes. They also winced softly in pain as their destroyed joints creaked and groaned.

I left my 5 meter cell and got in my rusted mine cart (which reeked of urine and sweat, the leavings of some unfortunate soul before me) and another one of my captors was waiting at the control switch. He had been out drinking all night, and was ready to take his hangover out on me with the spiked whip clutched firmly in his right hand. He began wailing on me for absolutely no reason while I cowered and cried for mercy, praying to God that my flesh not tear completely off the bone with each strike. Moments later he activated the cart and I was whisked away to Sergey's castle. I moved the dead bodies of my comrades out of the way, and they rolled into the nearby ditch with a disgusting sloughing sound, where they would lie until consumed by the packs of rabid dogs that roamed nightly. When I got out of the cart I was assaulted by three of Sergey's Praetorian Guardsmen. They overwhelmed me, screaming "LOOK AT THIS DISGUSTING LINKIE, A FOOL WHO WILLINGLY GAVE HIS MONEY TO MASTER SERGEY!" They beat me within an inch of my life, leaving only after I gave each assurances that they could take turns with my wife (whom I had not seen in over three years regardless). I dragged myself away, and they shoved me one last time into the mud while laughing.

After scanning the barcode on my forehead and gaining access to Sergey's palacial compound, I started cleaning the lavatories as was my daily duty, but was startled by the loudspeaker blaring my name. It was a summons by Sergey. My heart sank after hearing his voice. Sergey needed me to sacrifice both lungs and my liver, organs he'd incorporate into his undying new form.

>>9148110
Th-thanks for the bedtime story.

$1 when?

>>9148110
I'm way too fucking high on edibles for this shit. Whewf.

>>9146516

>>9148304

>>9146534
Nano is a Reddit coin

>>9147764

You all keep saying shits about happen, but it never ends up doing anything. Call me when this shit reaches .80+

>>9148489
K give me your digits young lady.

>>9146679
I think you're projecting with that pajeet accusation there, currynigger. Although, the fact that you use it as an insult at least shows some self awareness - being that you are in fact an Indian, and therefore a retarded and worthless wad of shit who never knows what they're talking about.

>>9148570
This. They think we can’t pick them out by their sentence structure and word choice alone. Sad!

>>9146466
Because when Nasdaq allows trading of cryptocurrencies on it's platform it's going to need blockchain agnostic middleware to read off chain data feeds.

>>9148912
Nolinkers are going to be btfo so hard. I'm going to spend every night before bed for at least a year shitposting about it while I wait in Puerto Rico for 0% capital gains.

>>9148953
>they will have to be reminded.jpeg

>>9148522
Got em

>>9146595
Prepare yourself for becoming rich.
Even having 200 will be enough to live off of in the future (assuming you are a NEET)

>>9147764
Yesterday faggot

>>9146422
STOP I NEED MORE TIME TO ACCUMULATE PLEASE I'M A FUCKING 4K LINKLET

its so expensive rn why cant it crash again
I want more but not at these prices

wow a WHOPPING 50 cents!! i cant wait for the inevitable dump back to 30 cents. this is truly an honour

>>9150246
LMAO, DELUDED
>MFW 1$EOY
>MY SIDES
>NO PRICE ACTION THIS YEAR
>REMEMBER, NO PRICE ACTION

>>9150289
>tfw only 500
>wont be able to buy another 500 until tomorrow

atleast you have over 1k anon

>>9150493
can't wait to buy more

Take this white pill faqqots !
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Cought you fucking pasta posting pajeets redhanded !!
Read this fucking thread
>>9134876
and cry poo-tears !!
CL (shit on it!) is fucking worthless !
Can't bring decentralized and trustless data into the blockchain lol because the smartcontract creator has to choose APIs, thus making the whole CL (shit on it!) project worse than fucking Mobius, not to speak about Oraclize.
>IT IS NOT TRUSTLESS NOR DECENTRALISED, FAGGOTS !
You fucked up skizos got literally fucked in the asses by a faggot who calls himself Assblaster and there is nothing you can do about it but circleshit in eachothers mouths !
Motherfuckers !
I'm dieing of laughter right fucking now !!!

>the year is 2030 AD
>11 years post singularity
>the new societal class division is "linkies" vs "nolinkers"
>everyone who held even a small stack of LINK prior to the Day of Judgment is now considered aristocracy
>Nolinker Syndrome now listed first in DSM-8
>Sergey rules the earth with an iron fist. His massive stack allows Him and His Council to fetch data from the Esoteric Realms
>ASSBLASTER is praised as the Messenger of Prophecy
>every action but the most rudimentary (like breathing and eating) is now performed through a smart contract. Among the upper classes even those are done in a trustless manner
>therefore Those Who Hold LINK de facto rule the earth, as their nodes are needed to facilitate any action
>as link is non-mineable, nolinkers are forced to labour, often under slave conditions, for linkies
>linkies with large stacks fall into great decadence, as the passive income they receive from stacked nodes allows them to become lifelong smelly NEETs
>EOS heretics are forced by the Linquisition to choose between conversion to LINK or death

yeah its not happening

>>9146422
I got 20k req, should I sell it to increase my LINK stack to 40k or hold the req?

I love both projects but short term?

>>9151365
neither are going anywhere this year.

>>9146516
Thanks for the tip

-steve

>>9146422
>>9146433
>>9146466

Ok what the fuck you guys win I'm going all in link

>>9146561
It will literally pump less than wan and eos which you would be holding if you weren't a retard

>>9151334
cool

>>9151343
everything is going to plan

>>9151394
>the average no linker

>>9151343

>>9151343
Ahhhhh damnit. Fucking shit.

>>9151601

Basically this.

>>9151343
That does it. I sold all my fuckin piece of shit stinkies. 65k total links. I went all in icx and eos. It isn't really the time for link yet. Mainnet is probably somewhere eoy so I guess I'm fomoing in again early december.

>>9152873
enjoy the eos dump

>>9150521
1000 eoy faggot

Check em

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>9146422
dubs don lie

>>9153068
YOU MANIAC!!

>>9153158
dude... SO ARE YOU
you are in every fucking thread saying the exact same shit

"the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result"

>>9153209
>he thinks it's the same two people posting it in every thread.
That's cute.

>>9153259
>he didnt get the third one is pasta too

>>9146615
CoinBase

>>9153311
Newfag detected, and I'm referring to (you), not him.

>>9153376
This is not the approved pasta chain 4th response

>>9153473
He went off script first!
Here:
>I haven't seen this addition before.

>another alt moons while chainlink fluctuates like a stock

>>9153537
This pleases me. Thank you

>>9153311
>he didn't get the 4th one is aswell

>>9153569
The Link Pasta Chain is growing at an alarming rate.

>>9153628
It’s not exactly good to grow when we can’t execute more than 3-4 posts. I’ll type out the correct order when I get home

You all know a final shakeout it needed to moon. Sell sell sell

>>9153628
Wait.. is this pasta too?

>>9153807
It is apart of the pasta chain but this current one is messed up

>>9153731
This is the best I have, (might have a few things out of order):
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER...

You are a MANIAC


dude... SO ARE YOU
you are in every fucking thread saying the exact same shit

"the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result"


>he thinks it's the same two people posting it in every thread.
That's cute.


>not recognizing pasta

I haven't seen this addition before.


The Link Pasta Chain is growing at an alarming rate.


Wait, is this pasta too? How deep does this go?

>>9153731
Also somebody should write a bot to spam the chain everywhere, all the time, using multiple VPNs. That would really fuck with people's heads.

>>9153875
Nice and concise. I like it

last time a bunch of github activity. havnt been there, anythingnew?

>>9153807
Nice ID you have there. Kinda reminds me of... mine. What did Kek mean by that?

>>9153957
we're basically just waiting for testnet which is supposed to start in may.

also memes

>>9153987
the way of the kek is mysterious

>>9146433
Told you fools, get in now. We just refuled and all systems are GO!

Mobius has the oracle solution. Patent pending. Cheaper, faster, safer...just plain better

>>9148722

This is actually so true! For some reason they never use sufficient prepositions or articles. Instead of saying: Ripple was designed by banks too scam people, the only people who will fall for it are normies.

A pajeet writes: Bank scam coin, normies get scammed KEK.

T. Pajeetologist

>>9154146

did you attend some school to earn this level of pajeetanomics

>>9148953
Good times ahead

>>9154159
You learn that on the (designated) streets!

>>9146422
semi-errect

Holochain is the new ChainLink. Both are scams. Don't fall for it twice.

>>9147304
>I will let the linkers in on a little secret. A tweet is going to make you guys very happy this week...cap this

>>9146615
binace

Who here going to stack on link pool and live off the dividends?

>>9146422
I don't get this-
hasn't the buying price always been TOO high for "pajeets" to even get in on link?