/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9139794
Thinking postiviely about it ALL THE TIME NHHHHGHGDAGHHGDH

>>9139808
This

>>9139808

Good effort anon.

Nothing really, why would we?

i've got a t-shirt and some stickers

>>9139850

Send some pics our way anon

>>9139794
>What are you doing for promoting /ourcoin/, biz?
I suck off dicks in public stalls for a burger

>>9139794
Running a chainlink shill Twitter account

this coin is shit. the only reason so many people shill it here is because it was premined.

i'm fudding it

shoped Sergey's face in a walrus.

I put a filter on this stupid coin and you're trying to be an ass an bypass the system aren't you? I hope you lose all of your money

That pepe doesn't look very smug. He looks worried.

This is what I chose to spend my Saturday on

>>9139794
Fudding it as much as possible so i have time to accumulate more

>>9139794
Here, have some promos mofo !
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Cought you fucking pasta posting pajeets redhanded !!
Read this fucking thread
>>9134876
and cry poo-tears !!
CL (shit on it!) is fucking worthless !
Can't bring decentralized and trustless data into the blockchain lol because the smartcontract creator has to choose APIs, thus making the whole CL (shit on it!) project worse than fucking Mobius, not to speak about Oraclize.
>IT IS NOT TRUSTLESS NOR DECENTRALISED, FAGGOTS !
You fucked up skizos got literally fucked in the asses by a faggot who calls himself Assblaster and there is nothing you can do about it but circleshit in eachothers mouths !
Motherfuckers !
I'm dieing of laughter right fucking now !!!

>>9139794
buying it.

>>9139904
Based

>>9139904
sweet

I make logo cubes from folded / glued A5 sheets (2 from a A4 print out) and leave them one at a time in public places. Coffeeshops, on trains, I left one on a plane toilet once which probably went straight in the bin

>>9139808
Yes, go back to your make-believe bubble where everything is set for you to have the life you always wanted and the only thing you need to do is trust someone else to solve it all. There is nothing for you to do, just wait. It will all get better once you make it. Your parents will be proud of you and look up to you. Your friends will respect you and want to be on your life more often. You'll find love, be sure of it. Once you've uncovered who you really are after acquiring your wealth people will agree with you: You're the best! You’re so smart! You’re so lucky! I am so lucky to have met you, I'm always going to be by your side, and I love you. I love you. Maybe she does and maybe she won't leave. Maybe your new and old friends like you all the same and do care for you. Maybe your parents do think they did a great job raising you. Or maybe you don't have anyone at all. Even better then, because once you make it none of this will matter.

That's because everything you've dreamed of being depends on only one decision. Would you'd made it if it wasn't for this? Would you'd made it if you didn't risk being a fool for a year or two before whatever scam you're attached to succeeded? I don't think so and you don't think so either.

That's why you're still here, looking for yet another clue to lay back and be calm while you wait for the day when the rest of your life can truly begin. Keep waiting.

>>9139964
Fuck, imagine if every /biz/ anon did this on the same day? Remember /pol/ and it's ok to be white? You'd have news readers wondering live on air just why Chainlink cubes are turning up all over the globe all at once

>>9139964
share templates

>>9139794
Why don't you guys go for a 20m MC coin and we can actually all own 30-40% of the supply collectively and then shill it.

>>9139904
Real?

>>9139904
Based

>>9139970
$1000 EOY but please keep FUDing, more delicious stinky linkies for me to buy

Here, have some promos mofo !
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Cought you fucking pasta posting pajeets redhanded !!
Read this fucking thread
>>9134876 →
and cry poo-tears !!
CL (shit on it!) is fucking worthless !
Can't bring decentralized and trustless data into the blockchain lol because the smartcontract creator has to choose APIs, thus making the whole CL (shit on it!) project worse than fucking Mobius, not to speak about Oraclize.
>IT IS NOT TRUSTLESS NOR DECENTRALISED, FAGGOTS !
You fucked up skizos got literally fucked in the asses by a faggot who calls himself Assblaster and there is nothing you can do about it but circleshit in eachothers mouths !
Motherfuckers !
I'm dieing of laughter right fucking now !!!

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1804.05141.pdf

im not. i need more time to get more. im a 1.6k linklet wagecuck.

>>9140304
Um, what the fuck. CL better implement this or I'm going to market give away my entire link stack

>>9139904
Based

>>9139794
chainlink is a massive fucking waste of time, even if you are longing it there are plenty of better coins to get into while you are just waiting for link to turn a profit

>>9140382
>chainlink is a massive fucking waste of time, even if you are longing it there are plenty of better coi-

NOBODY CARES

>>9140103

No bamboozle fren

>>9139904
fantastic haha

>>9139904
kek where is that?

>>9139904
Post it in three weeks after it’s been vandalated by nogs

>>9139794
I downvote reddit threads and post offensive memes on twitter.
How does that strike you anon?
How do you like that?

>>9140534
>vandalated
spotted the non-white

>>9140533

I will unironically give away 100 LINK to the first person to find this. Hint: Big city in Germany.

doing bad digital paintings of the team

Thomas coming up next. I can't find any good pics other than that one of him rory and Sergey. Do you all have any saved? I'm like 99% sure there were some others in the past but I think he's since taken them down.

>>9140610

>>9140577
>stairs on the right side
It's certainly not Mauerpark in Berlin.

>>9139904
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>>9140577
Berlin near Warschauer Str,, and check em

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>>9140610
Wait til ropsten

>>9140682

Nope

>>9139794
Draws images with Sergey

>>9139904

From Smug Pepe to Miserable Pepe, thanks to Link

>>9140003
Let's do it

You should feel ashamed of self for screwing over your peers

>>9140538
Fuck you for the twitter posts. I hate you.

>>9139852
Found you in the other thread you better paint over that shite. Normans don’t need to know about link yet

>>9139904

thx bought 100k

>>9141079

>normies are able to get it

>>9141059
Normies stay out until testnet.
If I see anymore of this wallpainting shit its getting a bunch of swastikas and getting tweeted at vitalik

>>9139904
>"WEST 30" in red, in the top
Could this be a hint referring to your artpiece's location, OP?

>>9141079

We've had more than enough time to accumulate. It's time to open the floodgates.

>>9141211
This. Time to open the Chaosgate.

>>9141201

Anything outside of the blue box was there before I started spraying. So no, sorry!

>>9139794
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>9139970
I enjoyed the anime reference

>>9141211
This. I'm not even done accumulating and I believe we've all been given ample time. Time to start a campaign like this >>9140003
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>>9141267

You are a MANIAC

>>9141250
Well, of course you certainly haven't sprayed "WEST 30". To what degree are you aware of the codes that sprayer use in your town?

>>9141314

Decently aware and am very sure it is a random reference.

>>9140144
checked
>>9139970
Someone doesn't understand metaphysics.

>>9141211
>>9141221
>>9141307
>They think Im kidding

I conducted several internal lectures on blockchain in my company. Also I wrote some internal texts about blockchain; all of which are ending with the obvious conclusion that blockchains need external data.

kek

>>9141358
I don't think you're kidding I just think you're a nigger faggot

>>9141401
You sound like a complete faggot, tbhq.

>>9140003
make thread pls

>>9140577
mainz

Riding UUU until I can grab the rest of my 10K link

t-tell me it’s gonna be okay boys?

>>9139904
based
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Has OP gone to bed already? Or is he out hittin' da club?

>>9139904
This is the strongest buy signal yet

>>9139794
Why couldn't ourcoin be EOS or something. I actually buy some of the coins you shill. If EOS had LINK shilling at 40 cents I would have bought it. WHY

>>9141356
is it an actual big city? or down to 200k "big city" for the germans? define "big city"

>>9142071
Fuck off already.

>>9140577
pls tell us, I want to make a pilgrimage there next time im in Eurostan

>>9142210
By that time it's been crossed out already.

OP here. Not in Mainz. But further south than Berlin was a good idea.

>>9141311
dude... SO ARE YOU
you are in every fucking thread saying the exact same shit

"the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result"

>>9142969
Leipzig, I guess.

>>9142969
Its Halle my man

>>9141414
checked

>>9143333
checked

>>9140709
frankfurt...

>>9139794
Sold stickers but no one is buying them anymore

I could get tons of LINK stickers to paste around from sheets, but no one will buy them

>>9139794
if someone were to make a FAQ, where should the text be stored because it sure as shit won't fit in one OP text and it'd be stupid to clog the thread with it every time it gets posted. the faq i have in mind isn't about the technicals like how to run a node, etc. more like general questions about the token, about how itll be important, etc. maybe a section with LINK lore (from larpers) can be included. idk. how would one go about this?

>>9143421
Do you accept TurtleCoin?

>>9143462
why bother

>>9143488
Where do you think we are?

>>9140577
Aleppo

>>9143488
why not, i have nothing better to do because i'm a neet, and i want to help promote /ourcoin/. at the very least, mindless FUD and shilling would (hopefully) reduce because of it.

>>9143217
>he thinks it’s the same person in every thread

>>9141356
you still here my dude? I think I know where your graffiti is

>>9139904

Our guy
Bought 10k

>>9143561
Selfie with grafitti in background, pl0x. Time to move your ass out of your mother's basement, kiddo.

>>9139904
noice

>>9143606
>>9139904
>>9140577
I said I think I know where it is, not that I see it infront of me at 23:50, chill my dude

>>9140577
You painted a Nazi frog in Germany? Impressive, that could get you 30 years hard labor in one of merkels Gulag

That graffiti is in Dusseldorf. Send me linkies

>>9143344
>>9143333

>>9143421
I'll buy them

Setting up an ico.
Website will have selfmade link merch that you can buy with linkies or with ico tokens (buying ico = cheaper price once buying)

also planning to print the "bedtime" story into a book, drawing panels myself, and plan to hire an artist with some of the ico money

uhh what else... yeah just making memes in general aswell

>>9143682
>getting up at 6 am
Definitely a wagecuck.

Can anyone give me back the name of the company we used to hire to post here, or any other one you would recommend? There's less threads recently, I'd like to do my part to help.

>>9143788
Fuck off already.

>>9143814
Fine. I've created like a quarter of the memes that are still being used.

Is that Asbergen, Germany?

>>9143814
>>9143788
>>9143488
>>9143314
>>9141414
>>9141314
>>9140814
>>9140514
>>9140088

>>9140577
leipzig?

>>9143682
How many panels have you drawn?

>>9143903
lol

>>9143679
They are on etsy, just look up chainlink sticker

1000 eoy tattoo

>>9139794
Why would I promote it? It is getting huge, and nothing our paltry efforts can do can influence it in any direction. I'd prefer to have more nolinkers to mock once it does though

>>9144194
MOAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWjpjnRf-s

>>9141267
>>9141311
>>9143217
>>9143544
Let's face it, humanity hasn't the knack for hivemindism, here we are, thousands of people gathering nigh on every day with a single purpose, a common goal and after months of incessant posting, a great effort, this is our crown achievement, four posts strung together, our magnum opus.

>>9141681
I have a bit of uuu, ipsx, and bbn. Similar plans to you anon. I can guarantee uuu will allow you to increase your link stack, but maybe throw some more change into the others just in case they moon before uuu.

>>9140577
Hamburg

>>9140577
>
Leipzig

>>9139904
>juvenile nigger tier vandalism
>no artistic talent
>4chan memes in public xD
This is the behaviour of the people you’re investing your money with.

I'm convinced link holders are cryptospaces resident neckbeards
While the rest of us Chad investors are buying eos and nano and holding btc, linkies studied the art of the blockchain and get mad when all the Chad's get all the gains.
Time to look at yourselves stinkies

>>9145871
Linklets are literally from rebbit

>>9145868
fucking kek

Jesus, Linklets are just completely delusional.

I suspect you fellas fell for the le 1000 eoy meme.

sad!

>>9145919
>sad!
Back to r/thedonald, stupid memechild.

>>9139794
>take a walk to the park
>it's a few days after the cherry blossom festival
>festival was too early by like two days
>cherry blossoms in full bloom
>taking photos
>see cute redheaded girl with a slim body jogging
>she stops to photograph the flowers
>i gradually saunter over while shooting photos
>she's on her phone with her headphones in
>i gesture in her field of view at the gorgeous flowers
>she removes her headphones and smiles
>we chat about the buds and our photos
>i ask what she does
>she studies law
>she asks what i do
>i tell her that i am a cryptocurrency speculator
>she asks what that is
>without expressing my astonishment at her ignorance i mention bitcoin
>oh-yeah.jpeg
>tell her about my portfolio
>chainlink maximalist
>adroitly explain in thirty seconds how this builds a tower of lambos to the moon cuz muh derivatives
>she says that most of that went over her head
>i tell her she mustn't be in financial law and ask what her focus is
>kinda undecided criminal justice feelgood whatever
>ask her for her number
>she says she has a boyfriend and it's finals season anyway so she's busy
>cool whatever
>explain how she'll be poor if she doesn't google "chainlink crypto" when she gets home
>show her an adjoining, cherry-tree-lined, two-century old (oldest street in town) little alley paved in cobblestones and lined with little brick apartment buildings from long ago
>tell her to enjoy the rest of her run
>360 and walk away while spaghetti falls out of my pockets after she's jogged her little but down the trail
>introduce myself to other cute blond girl doing her homework on a laptop
>she's got a cute european accent
>tell her about chainlink
>tell her to take notes
>tell her to take my number and call if she wants to but i don't care either way because we're both busy
>friend who owes me money finally shows up to pick me up
>collect money
>tell him about chainlink
>head home
>at home
>get on the internet
>post logo on "friends" facebook walls
>$1k eoy

I feel worse for delusional linkies every day. They think they’re of the same ilk as blockchain enthusiasts from years ago when they really fomo’d in Like every normie in mid to late 2017.

Link is a dumb investment. Buy EOS, ELF, XRP, XLM...anything with a big future

>>9139794
JUST BOUGHT MORE LINK

>>9146014
Why didn’t you just say “I’m an unemployed loser that buys lottery tokens on the internet when not taking pictures of flowers like a faggot”...?

>>9146065
See, why aren't you my wingman?

>>9146065

>>9146118
You’d have better luck telling girls you just left the ER due to an aggressive chlamydia infection you got from fucking crackwhores than thinking you’ll pick them up talking about ChainLink or any cryptocurrency. At least the former is shocking and unexpected. Nothing makes pussy dryer than someone trying to sound smart by talking about illegitimate investments. The only way you make ChainLink interesting is if you say “I made millions off this and I wanna take you shopping in Miami, fuck your finals.”

That will literally never happen though, so stick to the chlamydia story.

>>9146158
Whoever wrote that is just making his life more miserable by buying Link and hoping it’ll change his life. Poor guy.

>>9145936

Make me.

>>9139871
Same. Putting together a legit campaign with some IDN homoglyphs. Hopefully I can launch at neckbeard hours tonight, might have to wait until I wake up tomorrow

>>9139964
Fuck it, let's do this shit

>>9140323
2.2k link here, I feel you bro. But remember there are only 22k wallet holders. Feel lucky to have more than one thousand.

>>9146232
Well, you're right about most women being turned off by demonstrations of intelligence alone -- maybe some sort of instinctive reproductive strategy to avoid autistic offspring -- I'm just gonna go back to unprompted hugging (and savagely negging any bitch who refuses my free hugs).

>>9146345
You’re not demonstrating intelligence by talking about ChainLink, you’re demonstrating social awkwardness.

Demonstrating intelligence would entail asking more about her specific desired areas of practice and trying to discuss those and related topics. You just insist everyone listen to your boring delusions regarding ChainLink as you parrot info from the biz echo chamber—which is why she literally ran away from you.

Not even intentionally being mean, but there is nothing worse than someone thinking he is intelligent because he is a nerd. Become more well rounded anon and limit your ChainLink conversations to the internet.

I’m afraid of Link Delusion Syndrome’s effect of the mental health of people :(

We all have nerd tendencies, but forcing Link conversations unto people is just cruel.

>>9146158
>all my instincts tell me it's a meme.
That's why he's fucking miserable.

>>9146474
...mmm, I'm still gonna talk about ChainLink, because the "I told you so" points to be had from this are going to be even better than calling BTC years ago (easy to see the *one* crypto in 2008; hard to see the one *good* crypto out of thousands in 2018), and, besides, my awkwardness is rooted solely in the fact that I know that my finances don't utterly dwarf those of normies. :/