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Train your body to subconsciously suck dicks so you don't have to concentrate on the job and it will count as passive income.

>>912789
Riddle me this one, OP.

Why should I give you any of my plans to make money when I can just keep them and let some saps post theirs and steal them instead?

Sincerely,

- all of /biz/

>>912789
If you live near a highschool or college, put up a poster for a paid parking spot. Charge a flat fee for each semester, and then raise accordingly to the amount of responses you receive. Hell half you niggers are to poor to afford cars anyway.

>>912809
because the only way you make money is by sucking dick. anyone can suck dick you ginormous little faggot it takes a man to take it up the ass, but of course your grandpa made sure you knew that at a young age.

>>912809
not op, but we could all share ideas or whatever..... we dont live in the same city/state/region/country/continent, so fuck that "stole" mindset

>>912789
Add a tip jar to your mailbox or in front of your door.

Start a gofundme.

Invest in some vending machines and place them in high traffic areas and near businesses where people typically wait (automotive repair shops, etc).

Optional: Open a glory hole next to the vending machine. Add a tip jar for payment and secure your anus to the hole. Pop a Xanax and wake up hours later with passive money.

>>912789
the problem is: if everyone gives away ideas for passive income, then those ideas will no-longer work if everyone is doing them, because of simple supply and demand dynamics. ideas like that only work if not a lot of people know about them.

>>912799
>Not being completely engrossed in the dicksucking
Jesus, it's like you don't even want to do your job well. Have a little self respect, faggot.

1. Buy rental real estate(get a great property management team too)
2. Invest in real estate investment trusts
3. Invest in dividend stocks
4. Buy owner absentee businesses
5. buy bonds
6. Invest in royalty trusts

pimco bond cef's

>>912908
oh for fucking sure, because every person comes to this board and we get so many people passing by. are you fucking retarded? Half of us will read an idea say neat or even if they feel like it screen cap the idea and then put it next to all the loli pics to never be looked at again. theres a lot of passive income strategies but all of them require hard work to setup for it to become a viable stream of income. And most people that visit biz arent about the hardwork life this is why we have about 50 fucking threads a day asking how to make 5grand in the next 3 days or some other retarded goal.

>>912940
thisthisthisthisthis

> Some great passive income ideas

marry some old dying bitch in florida

>>912799
Actually he should just unlock his doors at night and put it Craigslist ads to fucking his ass while he sleeps. Leaving a tip jar might work, but I suggest a lockbox.
>>912910
Why? You have no respect for us if you come here and basically demand free money for no work and present no good ideas

>>912864
>>912940
you two first. we'll post ours after, we promise:^)

sage

>>913039
Are you a retarded nigger or something? Or is the concept of reading to hard for you to grasp?
>>912849
This is literally the definition of passive income, do you know much a parking pass costs for students now days? In canada in can range from 300-600$ per semester. I know it will be hard for you to convince your mommy and daddy to sell their driveway space but its worth a shot. Its on par with buying a empty lot turning it into a parking lot and just collecting toll fees to park. But then again you arent very worldy, it hard to get that social expereince while stuck in your basement eh :^)

>>913068
Post your ideas, buddy.

write a book
then write another one about writing the first one
then marry the old bitch in florida
then write another book

>>912881
>Invest in some vending machines...
don't forget to invest in a gun for when your local mafia comes knocking at your door.

>>913080
Upset? No, retired yes. Seeeeeee I can comfortably shit post all day because i am in retirement mode. Oh look i hit your nuts now its time to hit my nuts, wheres your idea? And sorry but cock sucking is def not passive income neither is asking your mother for your allowance each week.

>>913100
That's what I thought you'd say.

>>913128
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE LACK OF PUNCHES TOWARD MA DICK WHERES YOUR IDEA BESIDES JACKASSERY MY DICK IS WIDE AND OPEN TAKE YOUR SHOT BUD

>>913100
Lol this NEET is desperate. Tfw started making passive income at 17. Tfw also started reselling at 17. Tfw it was easy as fuck for me. Tfw realize I'm actually creative as fuck so succeeding in these businesses were a walk in the park for me. Tfw I'll never tell anyone my secrets. Tfw I give people on this board bad ideas so that they don't compete with me and fail.

>5k a month at this point
Haven't even finished HS lol.

>>913133
Are you ready to actually post your ideas instead of telling other people to post theirs?

>>913139
It shows with your shitty ass feels pleb, reselling is not passive income. And if you were creative as fuck then you wouldnt need to worry about competition. Like i said sucking your mommy and daddies cock for 5grand a month is not passive income.

>>913145
idk bud titty for titty, theres a reason why bitches show their tits at mardi gras, show you my tits for what? more ass handredy from your inbred dick? ha look deeper into your reaction folder for another pic maybe it can justify your next response.

>>913151
You sound insane.

>>913151
Lmao I didn't say reselling was passive income. I said I have passive income AND resell. Started with $100 in BDay money. Now I'm here. Ayy lmao.

Reselling is almost passive anyway. I just dhip it off to Amazon and they deal with that shit. Kek at my friends who work for 7.25/hr. How can ayone give up their time for that kind of money? I'm just trying to play LoL in a little apartment forever.

>>913156
WHEN YOU RETIRE TELL ME OF YOUR SANITY AND HOW FUCKING REAL IT IS. WHEN YOU REACH RETIREMENT YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE GAME THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO FUCKING DO. IMAGINE PLAYING THE FIRST SUPER MARIO LEVEL OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. You will reach a certain point in your life when theres nothing left to do but be insane for the hell of it, retirement is nice but fucking being insane is a bit nicer especially when you have nothing but the same fucking mario level to play over and over again. Man has a purpose before retirement, after retirement man has no purpose so man must make a purpose its either that or you wake up everyday with not one iota of a idea to do. theres only so many games and cars and shit you can buy before you realize its all distractions to make your life a bit better, but they cease to become distractions when you can buy them all and have a unlimited time to divide amongst them. retirement itself is insanity, although stress free insanity but still insanity is better then poor right.

>>913176
This is why I don't pay taxes.

>>913039
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>>913080
Are you retarded buddy? Like really, super retarded?
He was literally the first person in the thread to post an idea.
When are you going to stop posting meme pics and follow up on your end of the deal and post your idea?

>>913171
PASSIVE INCOME MEANS THAT THERE IS NO EFFORT IN THAT WHEN YOU RESELL THERE IS WORK INVOVLED YOU LITTLE SHIT. OHHHHHH YE PLAYING A GAY SHITTING GAME CALLED LOL lots of ladyboys is real neat fucking goal to aspire to have fun when you realize that game cannot fill the void of your social life

LETS SEE THIS PROCESS OF SORTA PASSIVE INCOME FROM RESELLING
STEP ONE: Find a product
STEP TWO: Track price history of product
STEP THREE: Find a vendor to sell product at a price lower then tracked price history
STEP FOUR: Purchase product
STEP FIVE: find network to sell product
STEP SIX: sell product during right time to maximize profits
STEP SEVEN: make an effort to make sure your product is always first to be searched
step EIGHT OH LOOK THIS SORTA PASSIVE INCOME IS ABOTU AS PASSIVE AS YOUR MOTHER WHEN SHE GETS BANGED BY HER CREEPY ASS BROTHER, ohhhh LOOK YOU ARE ABOUT AS USEFUL AS CHINK IN A GOD DAMN COAL MINE. RESELLING IS FOR NIGGERS SPICS AND MORONS LIKE YOU. reselling is a shit buisness to get into and hard as shit to maintain steady profits for a longer period of time oh realize all the time and effort into tracking,packing,selling,advertising your shit and then come to the startling conclusion ITS NOT PASSIVE INCOME. Passive income means you set up a viable income stream and then you sit on your ass to reap the fucking rewards. Keep imapling yourself on the dildo of the market and then keep telling me your not gay.

>>913196
Lol if you think this is how one succeeds in reselling then you're less creative than a chink. You gotta add some soul to it to make it super profitable like mwauh.

>>913183
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>>913196
You are insane.

>>913217
Anyone would go insane from having to deal with a shitposter like you.

>>913206
means a lot coming from a man whos balls still defies gravity, CHINKS ARENT CREATIVE THEY JUST STEAL SHIT IF YOU ARE REALLY ATTRIBUTING CREATION TO CHINKS THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL SHOVE ANOTHER DILDO UP YOUR ASS SO YOU CAN GET DOUBLETEAMED BY YOUR BLACK FRIEND STEVE. YESSS LET ME JUST REACH INSIDE MY BODY PULL OUT MY SOUL AND THEN MAYBE I TO CAN JOIN YOU ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES TO SUCK MOMMY AND PAPPIS DICK FOR CASH. If you auctally think i gave you the whole strategy into reselling then you might as well be as smart as fucking nail on the wall. those steps are the usual steps that go into reselling or do you not know how to resell? SOUNDS LIKE A LOT SHIT COMING FROM A BOOT LICKER LIKE YOU. hey next time another man gives you some of their soul in your mouth maybe you can collect a bunch of souls and just sell it to the local sperm clinic because i doubt they would take your inbred diseased riddled sperm, but hey its a bit hard to fill a cup when yours balls are in your sissy little stomach.

>>913219
Implying you're not crazy guy on his mobile internet.

>>913217
insanity pays, having a folder full of memes to defeat someones insane rants does not.

>>913220
I'm gonna go play LoL now.

>>913221
why the fuck would i have mobile internet you little turd stick, phones are for the bitch boys who need constant attention so they dont feel alone in this world. YEEEE GIVE MY EX WIVES MORE WAYS TO CONTACT ME OTHER THEN MY FUCKING ATTORNY. ahahaha fuck that

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>>913227
You're a joke.

>>913227
You're crazy. People must say "oh it's mark the mint man, he's known for being crazy". You must be the crazy guy who doesn't afraid of anything.

>>913234
almost like your entire existence the difference is i am at the end of mine and you are only beginning. which is more depressing? i retired to stop proving myself to other. you on the other hand retreat deeper in your basement because you cant handle the pressures of the real world. Its god damn depressing to see the next generation to afraid to leave their basements.

>>913241
SEE THATS HOW I KNOW YOUR BALLS HAVENT DROPPED YOU AUCTALLY CAME BACK TO RESPOND TO ME WOW SEE CUNTS WILL OFTEN SAY FUCK YOU I AM LEAVING ONLY TO COME BACK WITH SOME HALF CLEVER RETORT. GREAT JOB M8 TRY STICKING TO YOUR PLANNED ACTIONS INSTEAD OF RENAGING ON THEM FOR SOME HALF ASSED RESPONSE, GOD YOUR ABOUT AS CLEVER AS A THE RACCON FUCKER IN THE FOX HOLES. Try to learn what it means to be a man, if you say are are doing something then do it. even if its a gay fucking game called lots of ladyboys. OHHH WAIT DO I HEAR ANOTHER RESPONSE OR IS YOUR PEA BODY BRAIN EMPTY OF HALF THOUGHT OUT RESPONSES.

>>913248
I'm in leave buster Mark pls. We know you're actually a 20 year old NEET on welfare.

>>913221
I'm not him.
If the crazy guy is the only one that can do something other than shitpost though, I really wonder what that says about you.

>>913258
guessing those ladyboys arent doing it for you then? See i am not telling you to do shit so i have nothing to prove, i am giving you words. the only thing you know are the words that ring true in your mind. are my responses that unsettling to you that have to refresh this page over and over watching so you can make your next response? Damn i didnt know your young life was completely devoid of all happiness to engage in such a fruitless arguement. heyyyyyy maybe you can stop projecting your own future onto me. I WOULD LOVE TO BE 20 AGAIN AND HAVE MY DICK WORK MAYBE THEN I CAN LUBE UP YOUR ASS AND FUCK YOU TILL YOUR BALLS DROP. i seriously suggest getting ass fucked though maybe you can fill up all that empty fucking space in your head with some more soul you twintarded t rex of a chromosome mongoloid. NIGGER THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WORDS AND ORDERS, FOR A PERSON TO TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING THEY MUST PROVE THEMSELVES, BUT FOR A PERSON TO SHIT ALL OVER YOUR PETTY ASS ARUGEMNTS THEY DONT NEED TO PROVE SHIT MY WORDS ARE DOING GODS WORK WHAT ABOUT YOU?!!?!?

>>913028
Is dicking an old bitch technically active or passive investing? sounds like some "action" is required

>>913176
Someone sober tell me where that pic is from

>>913234
Keep fighting the good fight 4je I believe in you >>913234

>touchless car wash
>laundromat next to public housing
>Redbox? I have no idea how the business works but that's as passive as it gets.

Solid meme thread. Really enjoyed it.

>>913393
the old ones are okay with doing all the work while you're fagging it up on /b/

>>912789
chip warmer tbh