/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9122802
are you a pedo?

Bukkake is my fav asian dish

Can I tongue punch your asshole?

Kys

How many LINK for you to spit on my face?

Hey bb
Let me ching your chong if you know what i mean ;)

Wow asian women look scary young... like 14-15 young lol

“Hi! (My mom made me message you)”

>>9122872
op here its just the filters that make their face smaller etc

-_- herro there

you have long neck, like my dick hehe

>>9122802
dang you guys are bad at this where the dubs at

>>9122821
dont tell me you wouldn't jump head first into this

>>9122802
MY RINKY STINKY

oriental

Hello I’m selling opium, are you interested?

>>9122802
Ask her if she'd like to go out for lunch or a coffee sometime, don't bungle it, OP. I lost a qt asian fucking YALE STUDENT because I was too cucked to ask her, really hit it off. Fuckin biggest fuck up of my life thus far.

LINK $1000 EOY IS FUD

>>9123022
You realize that there are millions of qt Asians right? Just find another one

Nice roll though

>>9123022
>Ask her if she'd like to go out for lunch or a coffee sometime, don't bungle it, OP. I lost a qt asian fucking YALE STUDENT because I was too cucked to ask her, really hit it off. Fuckin biggest fuck up of my life thus far.
>LINK $1000 EOY IS FUD
Thanks for the advice but rules are rules

I want to eat your crusty bootyhole

>>9123107
Based

>>9123107
I fucking love you, man.

Kudos, have this.

let's try making the messages not as long this time since it won't let me copy paste and typing that hurt my autistic hands

>>9123107
FUCK HAHAH

>>9123107
You're asian. And you dyed your hair orange. That's a horrible combo

>>9123107

>>9122802
Next girl might not reply to this thread for awhile unless i find wifi since a lot of t-mobiles ip addresses are banned when im on LTE

>>9123198
Ay girl what’s that stank I’m tryna hit that YEET

>>9123198
What app is this holy fuck who starts off a conversation with how great Black Swan was.

>>9123224
Those are their interests you degenerate

>>9123221
This op. Talk nigger to her

>>9123198
Did she take that selfie in a best buy? But of course the Chinese version of a best buy

>>9123198
Kawaii desu desuu suggoiii

>>9123135
Is that the girl? And damn nice rx-7

>>9123198
ooga booga gib me dat pussy yeet

>>9123198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATmG7zwF-

>>9123107
I will leave you hair even whiter when i’m done with you

>>9123198
i got big peanus for uuuuuuuuuu :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>9122802
HOLY FUCK I GOT DUBS

>>9123238
I know..
The app matched them based on three fucking movies they both liked that's fucking retarded.

Sharpie up pooper for 10linkies?

>>9123198
I dont always go for asians, but when i do, i leave them white.

>>9123198
I want to fuck you in the ass


nvm just found out you're a girl

>>9122909
>>>9122872
>op here its just the filters that make their face smaller etc
He said in court

I don't only dye the hair on my head.

>>9123198
I put A$AP on my tat
I put New York on the map
I put the gang on the flame
They gon remember the name
They robbin boys for the chain
I got Goyard by the sack
I got the boof by the pack
I fucked your boo and I'm back
Gang
Gang
Them boys not flexin the same
I'm done with adjusting to fame
pull up on your set leave a stain
gang
gang
I tell her come fuck with the gang
I tell em don't fuck with the gang
It's time to fuck up the whole game

>>9123377
oh no

>>9123344
>>9123377
Which one counts?

>>9123344
winrar

>>9123388
I am actually magic
>>9112755

>>9123437
Disqualified for hating Link.

>>9123107
Uhh, OP? I think you might have leaked something...

TanTan or MoMo?

>>9123478
I am a LINK holder. Did you even read the thread I linked?

The absolute state

>>9123344
This is a fun one

>>9123489
Alright I take it back. I thought the first post was yours.

>>9123437
Nice double dubs fren

>>9123344
>>9123377
>>9123388
>>9123399
4 I N A R O W

I
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A

R
O
W

>>9123543

>9123555
I put A$AP on my tat
I put New York on the map
I put the gang on the flame
They gon remember the name
They robbin boys for the chain
I got Goyard by the sack
I got the boof by the pack
I fucked your boo and I'm back
Gang
Gang
Them boys not flexin the same
I'm done with adjusting to fame
pull up on your set leave a stain
gang
gang
I tell her come fuck with the gang
I tell em don't fuck with the gang
It's time to fuck up the whole game

>>9123553
NOOOOO I TIMED IT WRONG

Are you transgender?

>>9122802
You seem to have found the wrong board

saged and reported - kindly fuck off now

>>>/b/

>>9123480
Yeah its too late

>>9123399
>>9123344
>>9123377
Op here did all 3

>>9123601
2ndnone

>>9123483
Tantan and 3rd one
Just at me if i missed any dubs

Fuck is everyone here asian?

>>9123630
>>9123388
Nig u missed mine

How now brown cow.

>>9123636
>oh no
Done

>>9123632
Chinese Tinder>>9123630

>>9123630
我不是中国人。我是一个白龙。你想我妈?

>>9123661
Abc here i can only speak canto cant read or write i use tantan cause theres barely any asians on tinder where i am currently

please fuck my dingle hole

>>9123673
haha you are so fucked dude.

Asian guy in China that can't speak Chinese? What are you doing over there?

I wanna give you all 2 inches baby.

>>9123653
Damn, that shit gonna be insulting for her

>>9123692
Im in america right now i just wanted to match with some asian girls

>>9123706
reroll

>>9123617
10/10
Have another one. Don't you just wish you had big, meaty cuffs in your jeans like this gentleman?

>>9123727
Well she replied fast first dubs gets the reply

>>9123727
use MoMo and learn basic Hanzi bro. Shit should be easy as fuck if you already speak Canto.

你好,我叫旺旺,你呢?你想喝咖啡吗?行。我们去星巴克吧。三点吗?好的。

there you guys go. used this all the time.

>>9123778
WHICH. ONE. COUNTS.

>>9123780
From what i learned when i visited momos for prostitutes

>>9123803
are you in SF or NY? cuz that's not true at all in CA

>>9123821
Im in chicago rn thats what people told me when i was in guangzhou

>>9122802
HERRO!! XDDDD

You look iffy uh blicky got the stiffy uh

>>9123778
Ranch or cool ranch?

STINKY LINKY 1000$ EOY

No one! Numbers can't count, silly! xD

>>9123778
which eye am i supposed to look into

>>9123778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

>>9124111
dunno if you chinks will understand sesame street references but i win soooooo

>>9123778
I was convicted of raping an 8 year old girl.

>>9124111
Nice

>>9124111
No links sry anon

>>9124213
that video is the best reply that could be sent

>>9124306
Find you win ill do it

>>9124306
Done

>>9124358
Op here need more tinder replies

>>9124575
FUCK OFF AND BUY MY BAGS

>>9124599
Kek, gotta do this one

>>9124358
nice hope you actually get laid, anon. I'm sure being a yellowboi isn't easy, girl looks like she got some DSLs.

PS. don't say this

>>9123630
>oh no

Shit that's actually a good opener. Instantly disqualifies them.

>>9124599
Did it to a girl from my hometown if it works bless you :thinking:

I also want app with asian qtpys

>>9124599
Bless this anon now mention something about hooking up at electric daisy carnival vegas i believe in you /biz/ bros

>>9124976

I want to pay you for dirty sock. You send me a pair of dirty sock every week I pay you 10 dollar.

>>9122802
r u teh gril from 'the ring' or r u just 3spooky5me?
>t. 20k linkhodler

>>9124999
>I want to pay you for dirty sock. You send me a pair of dirty sock every week I pay you 10 dollar.
You win

>>9124999
kek

these girls are pretty QT. are you in China OP?

>>9125126
Chicago latest girl is in westcoast where i live. Girls on here are subpar chicago sucks

>>9125148
Could you restart TanTan if you wanted? I can't find a way to delete it completely

>>9125029
LMAO she replied how about a comment about EDC now /biz/ bros

>>9125171

>>9124976
i want to slowly touch every part of your body until you squrim
then after you cant take it im going to rub the outside of your panties with my tongue just for you to get a taste of whats to come, but not too much. there is too much more to do
then i will kiss all the way up to your nipples and lick them while lightly rub on your clit outside your panties.
when you are soaking wet im going to take them off with my mouth and then rub my tongue slowly up and down your pussy going back and forth between your clit and vag
when you are begging to cum i will stop. we arent done yet
then i will take my dick out and slowly rub up and down your wet pussy, almost where im going to put it in but you wont deserve it yet. you are going to have to prove to me you want it.
i will make you suck it after that. then after a little, if you prove how much you want it, i will slowly put it in, but ill stop and pull it out. i want to see you squirm.
i will then slowly eat you out and finger you to the point of cumming. you better tell me when you are about to
of course i will sotp and make you prove you want it more.
when you prove yourself only then will i let you cum

>>9125171
This is great: she's negotiating; increase your offer to $11 and tell her to either buy cheaper socks or counter-offer a reasonable price. Oh, shit, did I just post my inner monologue?

>>9125202
Nice try anon but try to make it shorter and add EDC

>>9125212
They call me EDC cuz I make Every Daughter Cry (and they dads mad, too).

>>9125202
This guy fucks

>>9125148
What app is this?

>>9122907
Bumping

>>9125238
Sorry for breaking my own rules but had to keep the conversation going and dubs took too long

>>9125286
oh its Tantan

can a Chad tall white guy such as myself join in on this or is that cringe

>>9125197
Consider it an investment

>>9125321
You can im a degenerate chink but cant read or write any chinese

Lol just kidding, I'm just random sometimes...I'm a redittor lmao..its a website for basedboys like me.

Anyways you are beautiful, lets go out asap I would like to get to know you better.

Peepee in my mouth hole yummy please

>>9125316
Looking to sell socks? Think about SockCoin
> The only protocol for a decentralized sock market
> 15M marketcap
> High volume this week
> Not stinky like linky
> Staking
why wouldn't you buy?

Rolling for this, op you faggot you better not post this...post attached comment

>Lol just kidding, I'm just random sometimes...I'm a redittor lmao..its a website for basedboys like me.
>
>Anyways you are beautiful, lets go out asap I would like to get to know you better.

tfw no gf 123

>>9125533
>>Anyways you are beautiful, lets go out asap I would like to get to know you better.
You a real one senpai

>>9125559

You got to post the whole thing BASEDBOY.

>>9125559
WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT MY SOCKCOIN?!

>>9125681
>>9125708
Its too late i think she started ghosting us after the bad edc comment from an autistic anon

we don't know each-o otheru yetto, butto i'd-u like-u to taku a sniffu atu the wrinclesu aroundu your anus-U hOOOWLu, then i'd liku, if possiblu, tto inserto justu the tippu ofu-wa my tongu to getu a tasto at-u ZA tittlal shitto pebles insido your analu pocketto

we don't know each-o otheru yetto, butto i'd-u like-u to taku a sniffu atu the wrinclesu aroundu your anus-U hOOOWLu, then i'd liku, if possiblu, tto inserto justu the tippu ofu-wa my tongu to getu a tasto at-u ZA tittlal shitto pebles insido your analu pocketto


check'em faggot

>>9125931
fuck you kek

benis in bagina :DDD

>>9125999
holy trips :DD

>>9125999
you have to do it anon

>>9126236
Id like to buy everyone on biz a drink when we make it with LINK

>>9126425
I fuck on the first date btw

>>9125197

I am actually amazed at roasties who reply to messages like this. Pure desperation kek.

>>9126495
They shouldve ghosted me at the sock comment

>>9123180
That's just what Asian hair looks like when it's bleached, newfag.

>>9123107
You're a complete basedcuck OP.

fucking cringe

>>9126590
Post your face

>using tinder
>not realizing only the biggest absolute trash degenerate women use this

>>9126597
Hit the auto suggested word button a bunch of times and post the result

>>9126425
get the fuck out of here you normie scum REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9126677
Haha this whole thing is going to flash your 4chan powerlevel to these normie sluts

me chinese
me so dumb
me stick eggroll up ur bum

>>9126654
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

everything's chinese but my dick

>>9126764
OP is a normie slut

one time I came on a turtle

There's two sides to every puzzle, I think you just might be the missing piece

>>9126597
>>9126677
do it

EDM is for fags IDC

I bet your vag smells like shrimp fried rice

I bet your vag smells like bad mushu

I bet your vag smells

I bet your vag

bet vag

I like wieners sry

I like getting railed by BBC would that be ok with you?

I like sucking dudes off in parking lots is that ok?

>>9126590
>t.

>>9122802
Ching hong a dinga dong dong dong stay stinky linky dong chong

Alright boys hit it lets get me somewhere tonight

>>9127011
How did she know!?

>>9127011
How did you know

>>9127011

Yes, i'm all in on this coin called "Chainlink" tonight is your night to become part of the 0,01%

>>9127011
Now hold on just a minute charlie chan, what happened to the last thot. Did you get a date?

>>9127042
He probably has it in his bio like a fucking faggot. Heads up OP this also means she already knows you’re a virgin.

>>9127011
Congrats, you can read a bio. But can you read this?

*Unzips dick*

>>9127042
Probably just guessed by the "5cm dick".

>>9127011

how much link to lick your chink stink

>>9122802
Ping pong Ching chong ding dong du ma mafukka

>>9127056
Rolling for this

>>9125197
She's probably smarter than half of /biz/

>>9122802
>Zhou jie lun
What a faggot

Have you heard of the slippery nipple? It's a beverage for the discerning gentlemen such as myself. My friends often call me the slippery nip, paying homage to the beverage of kings. I'm slippery because I don't rinse the soap from my body following my weekly bathe, and I sweat a lot.

>>9127011
I make Satoshi look like a poorfag

>>9127011
I am Satoshi Nakamoto

>>9126590
Op gets asian pussy and you?

>>9127011
Lick my stinky. ChainLink 1k EOY

>>9126590
Op is a qt

t. Girl (read:boy)

Link pre ico price EOY

>>9122802
Ni hao baby... i have a BIG secret to tell you, ready? I'm a millionaire. I have 10k LINK, actually more but maybe you will find out xxxxx

Will you be my mommy?

>>9127066
>Now hold on just a minute charlie chan, what happened to the last thot. Did you get a date?
OP. DELIVER. NOW

>>9128872
Ghosted sry boys

Sorry forgot to add pic

>>9129340
Wasn't she 2000 miles away anyway?

Try again in a week then after the second ghost drop it, some girls are just awful at replying

>>9129351
She's going to chink your money away. Not sure it's worth it to trade a BTC and a kidney for some head.

>>9127011
>>9127011
chainlink 1000$ EOY

>>9129418
reroll

>>9122907
This

>>9123778
REQ 100$ EOY

>>9129368
No shes 5miles away the 2000mile away one is in my hometown im in her dms now

Dubs decide what I write to the black queen. She is extra thicc

>>9129455
Proud of u anon

>>9125197>>9125197
How about 11.50?

>>9129460
What do you think about jews?

>>9129460

>>9129486
reroll

>>9129460
How much LINK for a girl like you?

cringe thread

>>9129486
How am I supposed to send send this?

Op what app is that? I need chink pussy

>>9127011
>5cm
Get a grip you fucking instant noodle insect. Gtfo out of Chicago.

>>9129655
THIS

>>9126590
ok fag lol

>>9126425

Whats up with the beta reply?

Tell her, I got a lot of matches so I will set up the date and lets get this going, here at this time on this day.

>>9129655
ill second this. I need to bleach chink pussy

>>9126590
OP has not been a faggot today. He is a based ching chong slopey chink

>>9129460
Are you a guy?

>>9129460
Got your seminal reparations yet?

>>9129460
Just a wild guess, based off nothing at all really, but I feel like you have abandonment issues. Like maybe your dad bailed on you early on?? Either way baby, I can promise you I am rock solid. Will never leave. Always by your side.

>>9129599
black bitches love slaveplay

>>9129460
Op here can you not post black girls on my thread degenerate cuck
Proof-girl that made the comment about the socks

Holy moly this thread is still going?

Roll to tell whichever girl OP is fuckin with "BUY CHAINLINK, 2000X YOUR INVESTMENT BY EOY, SHIT!"

ASIANS ARE BUYING LINK
BULLISH

>>9129460
Mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin ho muhfugga.

>>9127011
Yes I trade crypto and make millions. I penetrate bitches like you.

>>9129460
I want to penetrate your vagina and ejaculate my prime semen inside your womb.

>>9130080
BUY CHAINLINK TO STAY SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY

>>9126590
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA

>>9130080

>dat laughing emoticon

Tell her you are a faggot BASEDBOI....
Seriously you reply like an omega cuck.
Let us handle the chatting.

>>9130999
Thanks biz

>>9131384
pls stop uising emoji

>>9131416
Girls love emojis nonbased anon

>>9131649
And here you are asking for /biz/ advice.

You don't know what the fuck they want.