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Dubs tells me what i say bonus points if youre a linky
>>9122802are you a pedo?
Bukkake is my fav asian dish
Can I tongue punch your asshole?
Kys
How many LINK for you to spit on my face?
Hey bbLet me ching your chong if you know what i mean ;)
Wow asian women look scary young... like 14-15 young lol
“Hi! (My mom made me message you)”
>>9122872op here its just the filters that make their face smaller etc
-_- herro there
you have long neck, like my dick hehe
>>9122802dang you guys are bad at this where the dubs at
>>9122821dont tell me you wouldn't jump head first into this
>>9122802MY RINKY STINKY
oriental
Hello I’m selling opium, are you interested?
>>9122802Ask her if she'd like to go out for lunch or a coffee sometime, don't bungle it, OP. I lost a qt asian fucking YALE STUDENT because I was too cucked to ask her, really hit it off. Fuckin biggest fuck up of my life thus far.LINK $1000 EOY IS FUD
>>9123022You realize that there are millions of qt Asians right? Just find another oneNice roll though
>>9123022>Ask her if she'd like to go out for lunch or a coffee sometime, don't bungle it, OP. I lost a qt asian fucking YALE STUDENT because I was too cucked to ask her, really hit it off. Fuckin biggest fuck up of my life thus far.>LINK $1000 EOY IS FUDThanks for the advice but rules are rules
I want to eat your crusty bootyhole
>>9123107Based
>>9123107I fucking love you, man.Kudos, have this.
let's try making the messages not as long this time since it won't let me copy paste and typing that hurt my autistic hands
>>9123107FUCK HAHAH
>>9123107You're asian. And you dyed your hair orange. That's a horrible combo
>>9123107
>>9122802Next girl might not reply to this thread for awhile unless i find wifi since a lot of t-mobiles ip addresses are banned when im on LTE
>>9123198Ay girl what’s that stank I’m tryna hit that YEET
>>9123198What app is this holy fuck who starts off a conversation with how great Black Swan was.
>>9123224Those are their interests you degenerate
>>9123221This op. Talk nigger to her
>>9123198Did she take that selfie in a best buy? But of course the Chinese version of a best buy
>>9123198Kawaii desu desuu suggoiii
>>9123135Is that the girl? And damn nice rx-7
>>9123198ooga booga gib me dat pussy yeet
>>9123198https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATmG7zwF-
>>9123107I will leave you hair even whiter when i’m done with you
>>9123198i got big peanus for uuuuuuuuuu :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>9122802HOLY FUCK I GOT DUBS
>>9123238I know..The app matched them based on three fucking movies they both liked that's fucking retarded.
Sharpie up pooper for 10linkies?
>>9123198I dont always go for asians, but when i do, i leave them white.
>>9123198I want to fuck you in the ass nvm just found out you're a girl
>>9122909>>>9122872>op here its just the filters that make their face smaller etcHe said in court
I don't only dye the hair on my head.
>>9123198I put A$AP on my tatI put New York on the mapI put the gang on the flameThey gon remember the nameThey robbin boys for the chainI got Goyard by the sackI got the boof by the packI fucked your boo and I'm backGangGang Them boys not flexin the sameI'm done with adjusting to famepull up on your set leave a staingang gangI tell her come fuck with the gangI tell em don't fuck with the gangIt's time to fuck up the whole game
>>9123377oh no
>>9123344>>9123377Which one counts?
>>9123344winrar
>>9123388I am actually magic>>9112755
>>9123437Disqualified for hating Link.
>>9123107Uhh, OP? I think you might have leaked something...
TanTan or MoMo?
>>9123478I am a LINK holder. Did you even read the thread I linked?The absolute state
>>9123344This is a fun one
>>9123489Alright I take it back. I thought the first post was yours.
>>9123437Nice double dubs fren
>>9123344>>9123377>>9123388>>91233994 I N A R O WINAROW
>>9123543
>9123555I put A$AP on my tatI put New York on the mapI put the gang on the flameThey gon remember the nameThey robbin boys for the chainI got Goyard by the sackI got the boof by the packI fucked your boo and I'm backGangGang Them boys not flexin the sameI'm done with adjusting to famepull up on your set leave a staingang gangI tell her come fuck with the gangI tell em don't fuck with the gangIt's time to fuck up the whole game
>>9123553NOOOOO I TIMED IT WRONG
Are you transgender?
>>9122802You seem to have found the wrong boardsaged and reported - kindly fuck off now>>>/b/
>>9123480Yeah its too late
>>9123399>>9123344>>9123377Op here did all 3
>>91236012ndnone
>>9123483Tantan and 3rd oneJust at me if i missed any dubs
Fuck is everyone here asian?
>>9123630>>9123388Nig u missed mine
How now brown cow.
>>9123636>oh noDone
>>9123632Chinese Tinder>>9123630>>9123630我不是中国人。我是一个白龙。你想我妈?
>>9123661Abc here i can only speak canto cant read or write i use tantan cause theres barely any asians on tinder where i am currently
please fuck my dingle hole
>>9123673haha you are so fucked dude. Asian guy in China that can't speak Chinese? What are you doing over there?
I wanna give you all 2 inches baby.
>>9123653Damn, that shit gonna be insulting for her
>>9123692Im in america right now i just wanted to match with some asian girls
>>9123706reroll
>>912361710/10 Have another one. Don't you just wish you had big, meaty cuffs in your jeans like this gentleman?
>>9123727Well she replied fast first dubs gets the reply
>>9123727use MoMo and learn basic Hanzi bro. Shit should be easy as fuck if you already speak Canto.你好,我叫旺旺,你呢?你想喝咖啡吗?行。我们去星巴克吧。三点吗?好的。there you guys go. used this all the time.
>>9123778WHICH. ONE. COUNTS.
>>9123780From what i learned when i visited momos for prostitutes
>>9123803are you in SF or NY? cuz that's not true at all in CA
>>9123821Im in chicago rn thats what people told me when i was in guangzhou
>>9122802HERRO!! XDDDD
You look iffy uh blicky got the stiffy uh
>>9123778Ranch or cool ranch?
STINKY LINKY 1000$ EOY
No one! Numbers can't count, silly! xD
>>9123778which eye am i supposed to look into
>>9123778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
>>9124111dunno if you chinks will understand sesame street references but i win soooooo
>>9123778I was convicted of raping an 8 year old girl.
>>9124111Nice
>>9124111No links sry anon
>>9124213that video is the best reply that could be sent
>>9124306Find you win ill do it
>>9124306Done
>>9124358Op here need more tinder replies
>>9124575FUCK OFF AND BUY MY BAGS
>>9124599Kek, gotta do this one
>>9124358nice hope you actually get laid, anon. I'm sure being a yellowboi isn't easy, girl looks like she got some DSLs.PS. don't say this
>>9123630>oh noShit that's actually a good opener. Instantly disqualifies them.
>>9124599Did it to a girl from my hometown if it works bless you :thinking:
I also want app with asian qtpys
>>9124599Bless this anon now mention something about hooking up at electric daisy carnival vegas i believe in you /biz/ bros
>>9124976I want to pay you for dirty sock. You send me a pair of dirty sock every week I pay you 10 dollar.
>>9122802r u teh gril from 'the ring' or r u just 3spooky5me?>t. 20k linkhodler
>>9124999>I want to pay you for dirty sock. You send me a pair of dirty sock every week I pay you 10 dollar.You win
>>9124999kek
these girls are pretty QT. are you in China OP?
>>9125126Chicago latest girl is in westcoast where i live. Girls on here are subpar chicago sucks
>>9125148Could you restart TanTan if you wanted? I can't find a way to delete it completely
>>9125029LMAO she replied how about a comment about EDC now /biz/ bros
>>9125171
>>9124976i want to slowly touch every part of your body until you squrimthen after you cant take it im going to rub the outside of your panties with my tongue just for you to get a taste of whats to come, but not too much. there is too much more to dothen i will kiss all the way up to your nipples and lick them while lightly rub on your clit outside your panties.when you are soaking wet im going to take them off with my mouth and then rub my tongue slowly up and down your pussy going back and forth between your clit and vagwhen you are begging to cum i will stop. we arent done yetthen i will take my dick out and slowly rub up and down your wet pussy, almost where im going to put it in but you wont deserve it yet. you are going to have to prove to me you want it.i will make you suck it after that. then after a little, if you prove how much you want it, i will slowly put it in, but ill stop and pull it out. i want to see you squirm.i will then slowly eat you out and finger you to the point of cumming. you better tell me when you are about toof course i will sotp and make you prove you want it more.when you prove yourself only then will i let you cum
>>9125171This is great: she's negotiating; increase your offer to $11 and tell her to either buy cheaper socks or counter-offer a reasonable price. Oh, shit, did I just post my inner monologue?
>>9125202Nice try anon but try to make it shorter and add EDC
>>9125212They call me EDC cuz I make Every Daughter Cry (and they dads mad, too).
>>9125202This guy fucks
>>9125148What app is this?
>>9122907Bumping
>>9125238Sorry for breaking my own rules but had to keep the conversation going and dubs took too long
>>9125286oh its Tantancan a Chad tall white guy such as myself join in on this or is that cringe
>>9125197Consider it an investment
>>9125321You can im a degenerate chink but cant read or write any chinese
Lol just kidding, I'm just random sometimes...I'm a redittor lmao..its a website for basedboys like me.Anyways you are beautiful, lets go out asap I would like to get to know you better.
Peepee in my mouth hole yummy please
>>9125316Looking to sell socks? Think about SockCoin> The only protocol for a decentralized sock market> 15M marketcap> High volume this week> Not stinky like linky> Staking why wouldn't you buy?
Rolling for this, op you faggot you better not post this...post attached comment
>Lol just kidding, I'm just random sometimes...I'm a redittor lmao..its a website for basedboys like me.>>Anyways you are beautiful, lets go out asap I would like to get to know you better.
tfw no gf 123
>>9125533>>Anyways you are beautiful, lets go out asap I would like to get to know you better.You a real one senpai
>>9125559You got to post the whole thing BASEDBOY.
>>9125559WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT MY SOCKCOIN?!
>>9125681>>9125708Its too late i think she started ghosting us after the bad edc comment from an autistic anon
we don't know each-o otheru yetto, butto i'd-u like-u to taku a sniffu atu the wrinclesu aroundu your anus-U hOOOWLu, then i'd liku, if possiblu, tto inserto justu the tippu ofu-wa my tongu to getu a tasto at-u ZA tittlal shitto pebles insido your analu pocketto
we don't know each-o otheru yetto, butto i'd-u like-u to taku a sniffu atu the wrinclesu aroundu your anus-U hOOOWLu, then i'd liku, if possiblu, tto inserto justu the tippu ofu-wa my tongu to getu a tasto at-u ZA tittlal shitto pebles insido your analu pockettocheck'em faggot
>>9125931fuck you kek
benis in bagina :DDD
>>9125999holy trips :DD
>>9125999you have to do it anon
>>9126236Id like to buy everyone on biz a drink when we make it with LINK
>>9126425 I fuck on the first date btw
>>9125197I am actually amazed at roasties who reply to messages like this. Pure desperation kek.
>>9126495They shouldve ghosted me at the sock comment
>>9123180That's just what Asian hair looks like when it's bleached, newfag.
>>9123107You're a complete basedcuck OP.fucking cringe
>>9126590Post your face
>using tinder>not realizing only the biggest absolute trash degenerate women use this
>>9126597Hit the auto suggested word button a bunch of times and post the result
>>9126425get the fuck out of here you normie scum REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9126677Haha this whole thing is going to flash your 4chan powerlevel to these normie sluts
me chineseme so dumbme stick eggroll up ur bum
>>9126654Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
everything's chinese but my dick
>>9126764OP is a normie slut
one time I came on a turtle
There's two sides to every puzzle, I think you just might be the missing piece
>>9126597>>9126677do it
EDM is for fags IDC
I bet your vag smells like shrimp fried rice
I bet your vag smells like bad mushu
I bet your vag smells
I bet your vag
bet vag
I like wieners sry
I like getting railed by BBC would that be ok with you?
I like sucking dudes off in parking lots is that ok?
>>9126590>t.
>>9122802Ching hong a dinga dong dong dong stay stinky linky dong chong
Alright boys hit it lets get me somewhere tonight
>>9127011How did she know!?
>>9127011How did you know
>>9127011Yes, i'm all in on this coin called "Chainlink" tonight is your night to become part of the 0,01%
>>9127011Now hold on just a minute charlie chan, what happened to the last thot. Did you get a date?
>>9127042He probably has it in his bio like a fucking faggot. Heads up OP this also means she already knows you’re a virgin.
>>9127011Congrats, you can read a bio. But can you read this?*Unzips dick*
>>9127042Probably just guessed by the "5cm dick".
>>9127011how much link to lick your chink stink
>>9122802Ping pong Ching chong ding dong du ma mafukka
>>9127056Rolling for this
>>9125197She's probably smarter than half of /biz/
>>9122802>Zhou jie lunWhat a faggot
Have you heard of the slippery nipple? It's a beverage for the discerning gentlemen such as myself. My friends often call me the slippery nip, paying homage to the beverage of kings. I'm slippery because I don't rinse the soap from my body following my weekly bathe, and I sweat a lot.
>>9127011I make Satoshi look like a poorfag
>>9127011I am Satoshi Nakamoto
>>9126590Op gets asian pussy and you?
>>9127011Lick my stinky. ChainLink 1k EOY
>>9126590Op is a qtt. Girl (read:boy)
Link pre ico price EOY
>>9122802Ni hao baby... i have a BIG secret to tell you, ready? I'm a millionaire. I have 10k LINK, actually more but maybe you will find out xxxxx
Will you be my mommy?
>>9127066>Now hold on just a minute charlie chan, what happened to the last thot. Did you get a date?OP. DELIVER. NOW
>>9128872Ghosted sry boys
Sorry forgot to add pic
>>9129340Wasn't she 2000 miles away anyway?Try again in a week then after the second ghost drop it, some girls are just awful at replying
>>9129351She's going to chink your money away. Not sure it's worth it to trade a BTC and a kidney for some head.
>>9127011>>9127011chainlink 1000$ EOY
>>9129418reroll
>>9122907This
>>9123778REQ 100$ EOY
>>9129368No shes 5miles away the 2000mile away one is in my hometown im in her dms now
Dubs decide what I write to the black queen. She is extra thicc
>>9129455Proud of u anon
>>9125197>>9125197How about 11.50?
>>9129460What do you think about jews?
>>9129460
>>9129486reroll
>>9129460How much LINK for a girl like you?
cringe thread
>>9129486How am I supposed to send send this?
Op what app is that? I need chink pussy
>>9127011>5cmGet a grip you fucking instant noodle insect. Gtfo out of Chicago.
>>9129655THIS
>>9126590ok fag lol
>>9126425Whats up with the beta reply?Tell her, I got a lot of matches so I will set up the date and lets get this going, here at this time on this day.
>>9129655ill second this. I need to bleach chink pussy
>>9126590OP has not been a faggot today. He is a based ching chong slopey chink
>>9129460Are you a guy?
>>9129460Got your seminal reparations yet?
>>9129460Just a wild guess, based off nothing at all really, but I feel like you have abandonment issues. Like maybe your dad bailed on you early on?? Either way baby, I can promise you I am rock solid. Will never leave. Always by your side.
>>9129599black bitches love slaveplay
>>9129460Op here can you not post black girls on my thread degenerate cuckProof-girl that made the comment about the socks
Holy moly this thread is still going? Roll to tell whichever girl OP is fuckin with "BUY CHAINLINK, 2000X YOUR INVESTMENT BY EOY, SHIT!"
ASIANS ARE BUYING LINKBULLISH
>>9129460Mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin ho muhfugga.
>>9127011Yes I trade crypto and make millions. I penetrate bitches like you.
>>9129460I want to penetrate your vagina and ejaculate my prime semen inside your womb.
>>9130080BUY CHAINLINK TO STAY SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY
>>9126590HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA
>>9130080>dat laughing emoticonTell her you are a faggot BASEDBOI....Seriously you reply like an omega cuck.Let us handle the chatting.
>>9130999Thanks biz
>>9131384pls stop uising emoji
>>9131416Girls love emojis nonbased anon
>>9131649And here you are asking for /biz/ advice.You don't know what the fuck they want.