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>tfw didn't get the job

>> No.9120625

At least you got the girl, right?

>> No.9120659

>>9120603
Did you have a firm handshake son?

>> No.9120692
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>>9120625
I've NEVER had a girl.

>>9120659
I didn't want to give too firm a handshake as both the hiring managers are women.

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9120756

>>9120603
>tfw you got the job

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9120798

>tfw browse /biz/ and play vidya all day at my job

>> No.9120879

>>9120692
You should have dominated them with your masculine grip. They didn't respect you because of your dainty limp-wristed handshake. They probably talked about what a pathetic loser you are as soon as you walked out of the room.

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>>9120756
I did get another job, starting next week, but the job I wanted pays 40% more and the person spec basically described me.

>>9120879
The person who interviewed me emailed saying that she'd be happy to give feedback over the phone next week, I'll be sure to ask how she thinks my handsake went and if she can give me any tips on how to improve it.

ID will be different as I switched to being a disgusting phone poster.

>> No.9121870

>>9121324
How much to hire you? I need someone well versed in handshake mechanics and the current handshake meta to supervise my handshaking empire.

>> No.9121932

>>9121870
I'd do it for free.

>> No.9122499

>>9120603

just keep applying!

>> No.9122724
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9122724

>only capable of minimum wage work, if that
>want to take out a personal loan to buy more crypto
>know this could potentially be the worst decision of my life

>> No.9122761

>>9120756
I always feel awkward telling a wage cuck how I want my food. Also when buying $100 of juul pods when the cashier makes that in a week.

>> No.9122785

>>9122724
If this is the worst decision of your life, then I couldn’t possibly imagine what an actual bad decision would be