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I dunno why but been doing it since i was a kid, like I usually go to the toilet, just stand put my hands on the wall stare at toilet while thinking about my OmiseGo future gains and push on my shit but i also try to hold it in, I do that until i cannot hold it anymore, and sometimes it comes out straight into my pants, but that's not the result i want,
anyone?

>> No.9110005

>>9109961
Not really, but I do get so drunk I shit my pants and my mom has to clean it.

>> No.9110009
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Include me iin le epic bread screencap

We did it reddit

>> No.9110048

>>9110005
im sorry your mom has to deal with a manchild

>> No.9110079

You get a kick out of it because it stimulates your prostate. You’re probably closet gay

>> No.9110198
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>>9109961
Seek therapy. I used to hold it in because it felt cool too. That was when I was five years old.

>> No.9110210

Did a few days ago desu

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>>9109961

>> No.9110335

>>9110079
I know completely straight guys that get a kick out of it because of that same reason you mentioned it. It's manly anyway, like the greeks and romans like it.

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9110386

>>9110079
IM NOT GAY!

Dubs confirm!

>> No.9110462

>>9110386
queer

>> No.9110796

>>9110386
Faggot

>> No.9110843

>>9109961
Jesus fucking Christ

>> No.9110846

>>9110386
homosexual

>> No.9110854

You have poor gut health anon. Too much little ceasars pizza in your diet

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>>9109961
>when you fart, and it's wetter than it should be

>> No.9110908

>>9109961
>>9110386
Brown id confirmed faggot poop butthole lover

>> No.9111061

i shart a lot but I dont purposely fully shit

>> No.9111112

>>9109961
>shit colored id
>shitty post
>post is literally about shit
A shitpost if ever I saw one. A really bad one, too. OP you must leave the board now and think about what you've done.

>> No.9111155

>>9110386
Op confirmed mega faggot.
>>9110843
Welcome to /biz/ lad, a board about intelligent discussion about business and finance.

>> No.9111175

I probably accidentally shart once a year or once every other year. That's about it. Change your diet op.

>> No.9111207

I own a dildo and it feels great in my asshole. Dubs and I'm only bi or str8

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>>9109961
So I’m not alone.

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>>9109961

K

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>>9110863
>and you're also at work

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>>9111382
>and it leaves a smell and a clearly visible stain