/biz/ - Business & Finance

Stage 1: all current LINK threads replaced by excitement
Stage 2: LINK threads increase to 70-90% level
Stage 3: LINK saturation of board 100%; everything there is to be discussed about is discussed; what color lambo vs economics vs tech
Stage 4: LINKers leave the board or get bored of talking about LINK and look for a new coin. 0 to 10% saturation.
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Stage 5: normies

shit's gonna go bananas

>>9109048
this.

its happened already to most eth holders and btc holders.

its gonna go full potato, the mods will sticky the chainlink prayer, and biz would be renamed to /link/

>>9108920
>chain link
>actually mooning

I expect one autist Link hodler to actually buy 4Chan and shit allover it in ways nobody can imagine.

>>9109096
judging by your overused and uncreative reaction gif Id say youre too lazy to look into it. Its all fucking memes until you look deeper, then its much more than memes...

>>9108920
Better question is how would IBM researchers miss the connection between cryptlets and chainlink, instead analyzing them as two seperate solutions?

This thread is the epitome of Link delusion, the result of a sick mind. Loosely related extrapolations passed off as some kind of "proof" that the content of the information is "secretly" referring to Chainlink. This mental illness is the result of months of collective delusion, believing that billion dollar companies are under strict NDA's, believing in the "insider" LARP's, believing that randomly generated numbers on a Somalian LGBTQ Support Group BBS are literal "magick". The fact is the only confirmed partners are a few small projects, and the confirmation of these partnerships is still dubious at best.

It will take at least a few years for the mainnet to mature and work out the bugs. You will all have nothing to look forward to but an empty network and a slow trickle of fixes coming in for the bug bounty period. 99% of you have no experience or insight into software development, much less the ins and outs of development in the Blockchain space. Most of you couldn't explain in simple terms what a Blockchain is, what bitcoin is, what ethereum is, or what an "immutable decentralized network" is(tip, it doesn't exist as of this writing).

You are invested in technology you don't understand, holding out for a mathematically impossible return on that investment, and your primary source of information is anons with giant bags who are going to dump on you for their own amusement. $1.50 EOY is a bullish prediction. $10-$20 per link by 2021 is a bullish prediction. You will deserve the fate you are dealt if you continue to steep in these deep delusions.

>>9110430
IF this isn't copypasta yet it should be well done anon

it will never moon because Mobius will receive their patents for the oracle solution and everybody will flip their link bags for Mobi. that's the actual truth because Chainlink is a meme for biztards.

>>9108920
Trump victory in /pol/ but with asian hookers and coke in a Thailand yatch

>>9110469
It's in like 4 threads right now kek. Link fud copypasta is my favorite link meme

>>9110430

Top level FUD.

Though you probably forgot what kind of market you're investing in.

>>9108920
One of the top biz link holders will buy 4chan and rename every board to /link/

women become overvalued
/biz/ link wojacks start bidding on women in real life
previously, a beta can seduce a woman for $1,000/month
now, betas have risen that bid to $10,000/month
don't fuck it up guys, buy sex dolls and VR

>>9110430
How will stinky linkies ever recover? Listen up, you foolish ones. You've been duped. Sell now before you lose everything.

>>9110430
>>9110629
Yeah it's pasta. I like this one because I'm bagholding and it kinda burns me on a personal level.

Lots of suicide when we move out of our moms house and are too autistic for society

>>9109816
sauce?
i tried every reverse img search bro

>>9110430

>>9110524
Do you understand the MIT license or you just spend all your day shitposting/eating?

>>9110430
This LOL. Linkies thinking that this will be the next Ethereum is beyond pathetic. I pray for their souls every night.

>>9111746
It’s not the next “Ethereum”. Do you understand how blockhain works? Idiot

It's fucking over. Don't tell yourself otherwise. You are an actual brainlet if you don't understand the implications of VEN's announcement. Even if you ignore the fact that most businesses would just utilize VeChain's smart contract platform with its built-in oracle rendering your shittoken absolutely fucking useless, their announcement also implies the simple fact that literally EVERY SINGLE ONE IN THIS BOARD WHO HAS HIGHER THAN ROOM TEMP IQ. Any smart contract platforms can just have their own oracles. Blockchain agnosticism doesn't fucking matter because everyone would just shit out their own oracle network because IT'S THAT FUCKING EASY. Your "moonshot" isn't anything special, sorry LINKies. Get absolutely fucking fucked lmao. On that note, see how it's currently pumping? That's the whales propping the price up as they finally sell their positions on this gamble of a token. I'm sorry, the dream is over. Go fuck yourselves. It's over

>>9110430
This is really good. Added to the collection of FUD I'll probably tweak it for down the road but overall thanks

>>9111889
I mean the price my friend. There will be no more Ethereums or Bitcoins because there is not enough money in the economy to make it possible.

>>9112206
you're a fucking brainlet.

>>9110812
You'll be able to afford land far the fuck away from anybody, and you won't need to be in a weak position in any transaction. It will be ez as fuck

>>9109088
>Not a bad idea

>>9112080
Nah the tone is too aggressive.

>>9108920
A suicide hotline thread will finally be pinned on /biz/.

>>9111746
You are subconsciously praying for our success. If you admit it to yourself you will have a chance to join us.

Tldr. a newfag on this

>>9112541
It's a meme scam ICO that people still won't shut up about.

>>9108920
>filter
>LINK
>Chainlink
>Linkies
>Stinkies
>Oracle
>Sergey
>Listen

Problem solved

>>9110430
Cryplets is an sdk to connect businesses to Chainlink so businesses do not have to learn solidity but can use code they are familiar with.

So by definition they are two different product but if you research cryptlets, the "utility oracle" is none other than our baby Chainlink.

>>9112600
anons who filtered before have missed so much new info on chainlink they're going to miss out.
sad

Can anybody explain me why is there so many chainlink holders in /biz/? Every time someone makes a thread about the most heavy bags they have, you guys always mention LINK so I need to know if everyone actually have that coin except me or it's just some really vocal minority.

>>9113087
nah it's legit, chainlink $1000 EOY CHECK EM

>>9113087
>can somebody explain
Can you kys?

>>9112600
>filter: "listen"
this is good advice

>>9111746
Something something rent free