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9101738 No.9101738 [Reply] [Original]

How much in crypto do I need to get a gf with an ass like this?

>> No.9101745

>>9101738
10 LINK 2019

>> No.9102205

1btc enough

Hodlhodlhodl

Its the only legit meme

>> No.9102297

> How much wealth do I need before I can marry an attractive gold digger who will inevitably cuck and divorce rape me

Look anon, women aren’t attracted to money. If your body, face and personality can’t attract a women, then she won’t be any more attracted to you once you’re rich.

>> No.9102329
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>>9102205
but I already have 4.6 BTC and I'm still a virgin. what am I doing wrong? no really I'm not even kidding prostitution is illegal and scary and women are impossible to talk to, what the fuck you expect me to just walk up to a girl and say "Hey babe I got 40 grand in the bank you wanna catch a movie?" like wtf who does that shit?

explain this shit nigga

>> No.9102333

a quarter ltc

>> No.9102341

Test

>> No.9102356

>>9101738

>gf with an ass like this

You realize almost every woman has relatively wide hips and when they're bent over it's usually that way

Otherwise the best way to meet women is to have a girlfriend because you already dating their friend is your relationship resume and your girlfriend will probably know lots of women

>> No.9102365

>>9102329
Go on Tinder and put this on bio:
Investor $BTC Living life in the sky Eat, Sleep, Bitcoin

>> No.9102388

>>9101738
I am sick and tired of this. Every day I come to /biz/, and every day there is at least one thread up with an OP image of an attractive woman dressed scantily and posing seductively with some retarded caption like 'How many [insert random shitcoin] to fuck a women like this?' or some other stupid shit. It's probably the same one or two people who do it honestly. Let me tell you something, you faggot pieces of shit who are doing this: you are the poster child for everything that is wrong in literature, art, and society as a whole today. You are incapable of coming up with anything creative, thought provoking, or of substance, and you lack even the smallest modicum of intelligence, so you use "style" and "flash" and pizazz in place of it and to draw attention to yourself, because that's the only way your SHIT "creation" and ideas would ever get seen by anyone. And before you say anything, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Anyway, I will be petitioning the owner of this website to ban your asses, so enjoy being able to post here while it lasts, because it's not going to last long, just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.

>> No.9102395

>>9102365

And be prepared to talk out your ass

>> No.9102417

>>9102329
What you're doing wrong is that you have literally no personality.

Hey babe the only thing I'm good for is my money and I don't even have a lot of that. Movie?

Literally why should any girl ever fall for you. Why don't you work on having female friends before you start asking them out? It sounds like you have no idea how to talk to women. Get a hobby. Maybe try to meet women by doing volunteer work. Anything more interesting than having less than 5 bitcorn

>> No.9102433

>>9102388
Where's the content?

>> No.9102439

I got only 0.3 and a girl with an even better ass, so about 0.25btc

>> No.9102440

>>9102417
But women are scary and I just want to put my peepee in their stinkhole

>> No.9102449

That ass looks ridiculous to me, like it's halfway through mitosis

>> No.9102583

>>9101738
i really want to stick my tongue in there and see what i find

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>>9102356
True, same as the bathroom sink trick. That said OP girl does have an amazing ass (probably fake).

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>>9102297
> t. Cohenberg Schlomoshekelsteinkeepwatchingpornovitz

>> No.9103635

>>9102583
probably shit and some ugly disease, this is not porn anon

>> No.9104454

>>9102627
sauce

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9104548

since y went on biz to ask for advice about girl then even with 100 btc y wont get shit except a gay guys

>> No.9105480

The amount of Crypto doesn’t not amount to the amount of ass you get. Big shlong works best.