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I know it's only April, but I just want to say I'm super excited with our candidates so far:

>Guy who looks into selling his spare kidney to buy Link.
>British biztard who quits Uni because who wants to attend boring clases when Link's going to make you rich in six months.
>Assblaster truthers.
>NEET Linkies planning a drugs-and-ladyboys Thai meetup for when Link hits $1000.
>Dumb and dumber who periscoped a conference and made Big Mac jokes in front of Sergey.

Add your candidate.

>> No.9092733
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>>9092718
That guy who took out $20k on his house for a stack of stinkies.

>> No.9092752

>>9092718
1000$ eoy faggot best believe!

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>>9092733
Save another seat in Valhalla.

>> No.9092804

IT'S HAPPENING TONIGHT

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>>9092752
>>9092804
OUR LINKIES STAY STINKY.

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>>/biz/thread/S9077121#p9077657
> guy with $100k in LINK from private student loans at 10%, bank account closed with too many overdrafts, homeless, dumpster diving and failing classes
>guy with $250k in LINK, 1k in the bank, and 100k in debt.
>5k LINK, -$50 in bank, 40k student debt, unemployed
>$50K in LINK, $50 in cash, $15K debt.
>14K LINK, -£1000 in bank, £50k Student Debt

>> No.9093119

i cannot wait for the end of december when this shitcoin i still under a dollar, probably under 50 cents

I WILL SHITPOST FOR WEEKS

>> No.9093148

>>9093030

Fuck. Now I understand why these idiots treated AssBlaster like he's the second coming of Satoshi. Fucking hell!!!

>> No.9093233

HEY I MADE THE LIST!

But who says I actually own any link? What if I just like the link memes?

Yours truly,
Dumberer

>> No.9093308

>>9093233
That was embarrassing to watch, anon. I hope you reflected on it.

Also, if you're the Asian one, you have many female fans in Biz. Make of that what you will.

>> No.9093332

>>9092718
Swift created their own oracle. Party is unironically over. Good fucking game.

>> No.9093347

>>9093332
Party ain't over until AssBlaster sings karaoke.

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>That guy who made 15k LINK by accident and didn't know what he had
>Thought he would be a millionaire at one point
>Now still a fucking engineer working for some fucking company while the generals sold their bags at ATH and you're still holding bags

Say it with me fellas, not fucking selling

>> No.9093599

>>9093308
No such thing as bad publicity, anon

>> No.9093614

>>9093233
>>9093599

Also, checkema dubs.

>> No.9093651

>>9092718
Not a Linkie, but there was that guy yesterday who stuck a sharpie up his asshole for some Bitcoin crumbs, and then 4chan went down so now only did he not get his crumbs, a picture of a sharpie up his asshole was stuck on the front page of /biz/ for half a day

that was pretty sad

>> No.9093693

>>9093651
>that was pretty sad
>S.A.D
>Super Awesome Day

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>>9092718
Yo I quit college to buy LINK too and I'm not British.
I want to get in this competition.

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>>9092718
I bought shirt to wear for when the moon happens