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Down Down Down to the Bottom of the Sea edition

>where's the hedge fund?
A resident tripfag, obergruppenfuhrer (Comfy), requested that it be excluded until he gets the next version up and running. Will refund those involved. Stay tuned!

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

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>> No.9079174
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9079174

this market is so fucking tiresome

>> No.9079184

I LEAVE FOR 30 SECONDS AND THE THREAD DIES

>> No.9079216

>>9078453

Nice, but sorry to hear you lost on bank puts. I don't use stop losses because I hate being in the situation you found yourself in. Trying to squeeze shorts is real. Are you using Ichimoku to time intraday trading? HA candles?

>>9078894
>>9078936
Ichimoku is really simple and it works really well. It is elegant, not messy. It takes about 30 minutes to learn, 1 day of tracking a stock/index to truly understand. Combine with HA candles for optimal results.

>> No.9079233

>>9079184
HOW MUCH COCAINE ARE YOU ON BB

>> No.9079261
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Does anyone know if Robinhood counts dividends in your gain/loss calculations? I'm thinking it has to; otherwise there's no way I'm only down $8 over the last year.

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NOC about to block the fuck up.

Look at those Puts.

Possible shorts so far:
TWTR
IR
NOC
MGM
LVS

>> No.9079325
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NOC about to blow the fuck up.
Look at those Puts.
Possible shorts so far:
TWTR
IR
NOC
MGM
LVS

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>>9079174
This isn't your average everyday JUSTing. This is advanced JUSTing.

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>>9079511
You have merely Adopted the JUST.

>> No.9079953

>>9079216
Does it work on penny stocks, becuase that's all I fuck with???

>> No.9080108
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fucking 4chan shitting itself all day, don't they know we need to shit post somewhere during market hours?

>> No.9080136
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im done

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>>9079552
That guy on the left tho.

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>futures red and 10 yr treasury over 3%

>> No.9080311
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am i the only one not getting JUSTed??

>> No.9080392

Well guys, I have some personal good news in spite of the market JUSTing me. I was a militaryfag and claimed some disability because reasons, and I got a rating of 80%. Now I'm getting 1700 a month (adjusts for inflation) until either I die or the government does, whichever comes first. Also getting 11 months of payments in backpay. Gonna invest the shit out of it and by god if I make it I promise I will hand out money to /smg/ posters who need it (if /smg/ exists at that time)
I know it's not a blog but damn I'm so happy and you guys are the only ones who I can share with

>> No.9080455

>>9080392
Thank you for your service. God bless, good luck. You're going to make it anon

>> No.9080500

>>9080455
Thanks man we're all going to make it, god bless.

>> No.9080532

>>9080392
Dude Move down to Mexico, you can literally live on 10 dollars a day, Middle class income about $700

You will be able to keep like $1,000 of your money.

>> No.9080666

>>9080532
I'm from Mexico, I know how far the dollar goes down there all too well. Only problem is I have to take care of my mom and disabled sister, plus my wife is a white american who doesn't speak a lick of spanish lol. She's investing in real estate while I manage the markets and make a few shekels here and there with crypto, but rest assured once we have a better situation going we will move out of here

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9080698

What's a good stock on the TSX?

>> No.9080742

Who /retarded investor/ here?
>Long in January, got JUST'd by Feb dip
>Go short, made a bit of money before getting JUST'd by the recovery into march
>Give up short position, wait the market out a bit, get back in long just in time to get JUST'd by the mid March dip
>Hold through, things seem fine in April so far
>Then today

>> No.9080749

Funny how the /smg/ has died since crypto surged.

>> No.9080777

>>9080749
>died
>the threads have been the most alive they've ever been
We literally used to never have night threads a few months ago. It would just die off right after market close

>> No.9080778

>>9080666
>>9080532
I'm in mexico right now, if you aren't in the right area.. it doesn't matter how far a dollar goes alot of places are a shit hole and the standard of living is low.. not worth it imho

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>>9080666
>She's investing in real estate
kek, I would not touch real estate until we got burgers defaulting left and right

Down here, you can Buy an Estate in Lomas de Chapultepec (Mexican Beverly Hills) with that kind of money and allot of less red tape to flip and fix homes, and care facilities are cheap too.

>> No.9080868

>>9080778
How many hookers have you banged?

>> No.9080906

>>9080792
Yeah she hasn't made any moves yet, we're just accumulating money until shit hits the fan and then she'll make her moves. Personally, I expect the bubble to burst sometime within 3 years, she's got nursing school to keep her occupied until then. And I'll look into mexican real estate, if the opportunity is there I don't see why not. Thanks man

>>9080778
Yeah it can be hit or miss, regardless it will be a while before moving out of the country becomes an option on the table for us

>> No.9080911

Uh oh, futures went poo poo. TVIX posting after, after hours earnings i guess

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>>9080911
I thought they were down because of low guidance for next quarter

>> No.9080964

>>9080943
The new board was toying with dividends, They are also apparently stockpiling a lot of cocoa beans and farmland.

>> No.9081033

>>9080943
>TFW Panic Sold my holdings because of that Wall Street FUD article.

The CFO is an honest man, he might of cooked the books a little but he changed his ways.

>> No.9081071

>>9080906
lel, mexicans are about to elect a communist good luck investing there

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>>9080742
Same, I blew through all my gains this year struggling to daytrade after the first dip. I made some stupid descisions to bag hold some puts and shares in tvix and sqqq,. I was down almost 15k at one point. I almost sold, but iron hands are paying off now....

>> No.9081087

>>9081071
Americans elected a Black Muslim Communist Russian Spy and it went on a 9 year bull run.
What's your point?

>> No.9081092

>>9080868
none, the first few days i've been here i was pissing out of my ass from some food poisoning i got from eating tai food a day before heading here. ill probably be too busy until i leave desu

>>9080906
yeah, its probably best to stack up cash first before moving to a shit hole

>> No.9081244

>>9080392
I'm happy for you anon. I'd rather pay my taxes for people like you than stupid niggers

>> No.9081423

>>9079261
It’s counted.

>> No.9081435

>>9081244
Thanks man. For what it's worth, I promise to god I will give it all back to the community once I make it. No subversive urban youth (((charities))) either, real projects that will contribute to the betterment of all

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>SGMO proposes offering more common stock

FUCK OFF, I JUST BOUGHT LAST WEEK AND NOW YOU'RE DUMPING ON ME WHEN PRICE HAS ALREADY BEEN RED 3 DAYS STRAIGHT

YOU BETTER CURE CANCER OR START SHITTING OUT CLONES BY THE END OF THE YEAR

>> No.9081894

>>9081818
Thanks for the Tip.
Gonna Short 100k

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>> No.9081977

I'm the jabroni who did TA yesterday. I had the great idea to buy puts on GME, Gamestop this morning and didn;t go through with it. Could have made 100% profit. :(

I'll do more TA tonight if people have requests. Hopefully I can find another opportunity to squander.

>> No.9082010

At least ILMN beat earnings.

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>>9081894
Looks like it plunged 5% right as news came out then stayed even.
It is a bit dodgy that they've done this right before pipeline updates are supposed to start coming out.

>> No.9082043

>>9081949
>mfw I get JUST'd again tomorrow, making it six days in a row.

>> No.9082045

>>9081818
do you look into a company before you buy, or do you just buy because of what the chart looks like? serious question

>> No.9082116

>>9081977
C'mon you faggots make me your bitch.
I LICK BOOTS

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>>9082116
TA is meme

>> No.9082164

>>9082045
I did my research. Their finances are good.
I dont know why they need an extra 200 million right now.

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9082192

The next two mining companies I'm going to buy is FSM and ALO. Silver and Gold bby, lets do it

>> No.9082218

>>9082151
Price action on options using TA is not meme

>> No.9082222

>>9082151
b-but muh cup and h-handle

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>>9082222
Checked for truth

>>9082218
Yes it is

>> No.9082285

>>9079174

Nah it's great! I can take some of my crypto gains and now I wait to buy the panic selling stockfag bags, after shorting it down! Crash you boomercoin fucks, crash!

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>>9082192
ALO is solid but if you buy FSM you're gonna get FCX'd.

>> No.9082589

>>9082337
yeaaaah I probably agree with that. ALO it is

>> No.9083037

>>9082285
You guys are about to get btfo

>> No.9083666

>>9080392
based. thank you for your service

>> No.9084028

Boomers on full damage control. This was posted today:
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/warren-buffett-says-couldve-turned-114-400000-230140222.html

>> No.9084060

guys

i downloaded robinhood and have thrown a couple hundred into various stocks but overall have zero fucking idea what i'm doing

how often should i be daytrading for dosh? is it worth holding onto lower volume stocks for the long term gain? is there a primer i missed? i'm not terribly financially educated but it seems like a waste to just hoard cash when i don't have a mortgage

>> No.9084076

>>9084060
Interested in any tips as well, thinking of getting into stocks.

>> No.9084328

>>9084028
No Shit, Sherlock - The Article

>> No.9084369

>>9084328
He could've said the same about btc. Hindsight 20 20

>> No.9084480

>>9084060
>>9084076
>Sell high buy low
>What keeps going up is gonna crash and leave you holding the bags
>Buy the dip
>learn to read charts
>Read the fucking charts
There you go.

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>>9084480
Sell low, but high. Got it.

>> No.9084792

>>9084480
What if I told you what you see on the charts has absolutely no relevance to what will happen in the future?

>> No.9085060

What are the best 2-5 year holds? Smallcaps

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>>9084060
>>9084076
Read/youtube all the beginner investing advice you can stomach. And then be aware that its not even half the story.
Im over a month in and i have to admit to myself that my picks serve me more as an educational experience rather than intelligent investing decisions.
When a stock looks underpriced despite a bright future, dig in deeper to the details of why sentiment is negative. The annual reports arent enough.
Google the shit of it and find the articles where some analyst usually explains exactly what issues they see.

What sucks is that most good market and company analyses is behind a paywall.

>> No.9085235

>>9084792
You're not gonna make it

>> No.9085666

>>9085060
PAT

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>>9080943
>>9080964
>>9081033

Get a load of the words of wisdom of TVIX CEO and co-founder

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>>9082164
welcome on the rape train bro
This is truly the joys oof bioshit memes

SGMO has had a good run and the management saw it was the good time to make a public offering to build a war chest
If there is any comfort to you, I had the same thing happened with QURE. But investors were enthusiastic and after some small dips, the bullrun resumed.

Interestingly, GILD is part of the offering (50M$) which add more fuel to the viabiity of SGMO's tech