/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9059149
We are such risk-taking innovators! Our social network for used hairbrush salestranswomen is going to change the world!!

We're going to mission chinese later, r-right soys?

>>9059149
"Our product solves the oracle problem."

Guys should I ask Becky out? She’s neurotic but cute and I’m to nervous to talk to her even though she works at the front desk

HOLY SHIT I'M MAKING 100K NOW I'M GONNA BUY A FUCKING MANSION

>>9059258
i heard she has a criminal record and hangs out with blacks

>>9059149
I actually work at a shitty startup in sf so ill larp

>be me
>work in tech ops
>get paid above average for my age
>full dental and medical
>3 free full meals everyday
>free professional laundry services
>all commuting expenses paid for
>yearly laptop stipend of $1000
>401k 8 matching
>free parking in downtown san francisco
>stock options
>unlimited PTO
>live in a house with all my college friends

life isnt bad i just always want more

We’re super disruptive in the basket weaving space! Lol I love SF and California in the two years I’ve been here, stepped over two nodded off heroin addicts on the way to the office, wtf was their problem lol? is the Neighborhood Council gonna do anything about all these homeless people or am I gonna have to call my dad?

>>9059149
Here at basedboys Inc we are going to make the world a better place

>>9059298
Eh that’s forgivable as long as she loves me

hey guys.. h-has anyone s-seen my basedmilk?

>>9059306
wanna go get some ONIONS for lunch?

>>9059325
what the fuck
basedmilk
onions milk
s o y m i l k

>>9059337
mods even filtered s 0 y l e n t

onions
onions

Hello Everyone ^_^
Me am your new house sexy toy
You can find me at me parlour down hall to right
Or at glory hole from 11-12:30 for yo shy guys ; )

Does anyone have any experience with this? Need to buy it for my soilent

>>9059430
Pic

>>9059149

Despite my absolute lack of technical expertise, my rhetoric and gift of gab has landed us twelve leads for potential integration of our applications- all from Fortune 500's. No one could tell I had no idea what the fuck we're doing here, and they seemed intimidated by the fact my hand shake is just a single, firm grip of the hand to signify the end of a meeting.

By the way, the 'd-d-don't stutter! During your presentation' seminar I'm hosting is going on at 4:30 in the bean-bag lounge.

>>9059337
Sure thing brotato chip! Just let me grab another rubber band for my topknot haircut and grab my pepper spray in case any of those terrifying homeless make eye contact with me or compliment my Rick and Morty shirt!

>>9059430
Onions

>>9059224

underrated post

Does anyone here work in the Bay Area or used too I am in an East Coast University still thinking about SF or Boston

>>9059149
went to some tech startup, seemed legit, bunch of people on a business forum spoke highly of it..
said the boss was some oracle....

i pull up in my lambo..
immediately a bunch of queer meth heads attempt to touch it with their stinky poop fingers... all blistered and sausage link poopy warted blistered meth fingers..

the business is ran out of a chinese laundered nail salon, a dell pentium 2 in the salon bathroom.

our .io domain with on letter missing is SO much better than a .com

>>9059624
kek thanks *wink

I’m the founder of a blockchain tech startup. And let me tell you, we have some pretty exciting blockchain solutions in the pipeline. I’m talking about using artificial intelligence to fight crime and encourage small business. I’m talking about using machine learning to render stock exchanges obsolete.

I can’t say anymore but youll hear about us pretty soon.

Would anyone care to engage in homosexual sex whilst we discuss diversity and our mutual hatred of Donald Trump?

o.o
Maybe this look better for office sexy toy in San Francisco?
Me also do massages ...? D:

>>9059149
>butler wakes me up in my mansion
>stumble on way to bathroom and hit toes on bag with dumb money I collected from binance
>eat breakfast with well behaving family and then get picked up by my driver and limo
>shitpost on /biz/ and FUD a certain shitcoin on way to work
>stop at the drive in and get a bunch of bigmacs
>arrive at ivory kike tower, take the private elevator to the top
>some jew from swoft or some shit arrived wanted to see progress on our work
>he kisses my ring and kneels I tell him to fuck and that "mainnet soon"
>project is actually done for years but we enjoy blueballing the economy

anybody want a bj?

>>9059699
Source on that (male) please

>rides segway through open concept office

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>>9059298
OMG you BIGOT, Im going to Kanisha in HR about this!

>>9059301
How can I get into such a job?

>>9060051
>.>
If you want source you gotta roleplay with me office sex toy

>>9059149
we are going to Berlin to see Kraftwerk two days before our major deadline presentation. This is mandatory because we are #lit

>>9059204
Found the actual SF cuck

>>9059301

I'm resourceful, sociable and have an insane work ethic and a varied set of skills that have benefitted all of my employers in major ways so far.

What would you require for me to join your startup?`I'm sure that this could be fruitful for all of us.

>>9059149
Like, so literally, good day!

>>9059448
Go on

>>9060942
>I'm [...] insane
Never gonna make it
You gotta talk the talk

>>9059149
> we’re the uber of ”...”