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If I have $45k in savings what's a good business to start? All I really know about is guns but it's a niche market that I hear doesn't make a lot of money. May not be the best bet when my goal is to travel the world and fuck bitches. I've considered becoming a porn director also. I have the equipment for it and I can afford like 40 scenes to start with. I'm not Jewish though so I may have trouble breaking into the industry.

Good or bad idea? Anyone here have experience making money on guns or whores?

No braps pls.

>> No.9047854
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>> No.9047863

try making an app for porn

you could call it

BRAAAAAAAAP

>> No.9047869

Yes lady
Yes me would love of fuck you with that knife

>> No.9047952

>>9047863
AAAAAHHH I SAID NO BRAPS

You've broken the rules of my thread, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

>> No.9048291

Also my biggest thing is how do I make porn profitable? If 1 scene costs let's say $2,000 I'd have to have 200 members at $10 a month just to put out one scene a month and who the hell pays for porn? I feel like pirating is going to kill my business from the get go.

>> No.9048313

>>9047854
MUH DICK AHHHHHHHH

>> No.9048350

>>9047838
>Look for what contracting the town requires (check with town government)
>See what certifications you need
>Go with the best one to get into, something needing a few grand worth of equipment you can buy to avoid future competition with normies.
A good example is power scrubbers for town or city sidewalks.

>> No.9048637

>>9048350
Nigger I want to do something I like not scrape pleb gum off the street. I have 45k saved up, obviously I currently have a job that's profitable but it's not fulfilling to me.

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>>9047854

>> No.9048749

Sex doll brothels.

>> No.9049662

A food truck, spend an absolute fortune on targeted ads, grow your social and get every influencer in your city to shill the truck.

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>>9047838
Do you think if I took that knife from her and held it to her throat while I fuck her, she would like it?

>>9047854

>> No.9049809

>>9047838
Ask yourself, retard, why would any pay for easily accessible pornography?

>> No.9050258

>>9049809
Fuck man idk. I just wanna get paid to stick my dick in things. I think there's still a few dumb boomers around that pay for porn.

>> No.9050428

>>9047863
you mean BRAPP

>> No.9050458

>>9047838
BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.9050648

>>9048637
>buy power washing equipment and work van
>do a couple jobs, get reputation established
>hire juan and miguel to do the powerwashing while you oversee and collect profits

>> No.9050737

>>9047838
Bad ideea. Business either requires a favorable market (Very unlikely) or a set of abilities that in combination very few posses + experience + luck.

You have a much better chance speculating shitcoins.

My opinion.