/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9038969
>implying the average biz-NEET doesnt spend 12 hours a day refreshing /biz/

>>9039041
Would you mind deleting that

>>9038969
I don't understand, why is neet not homeless in pictures?

>>9038969
neets just play vidya all day

>>9038969
You misspelled chad, OP

>>9039041

MODS

>>9039041
>he's only on biz for 12 hours a day

literally spend 17 hours a day here get on my level faggots

and I'm married...for now

that´s not a neet. That´s a daddy´s boy. allowance 5000$ week.

>>9039041

Ban this faggot.

this is what neets want to believe they do each day, but we all know it's bullshit.
the reality is this.
>get up at 4-5pm because they binge-watched some terrible Netflix series until 8am.
>Eat something utterly garbage or get parents to make them food because they lack the skills to prepare their own.
>Play vidya games to expand their knowledge of assassin's creed and carl on duty.
>Go on biz, take investment advice from other >brainlets/shills and invest at the top. Buy high, sell low.
>Watch the buttons they invested in memes diminish in value because they bought at the top like the brainlets they are.
>Blame the hodl meme for their losses and their inability to trade successfully.
>Masturbate in hopes it will make them feel better, it doesn't.
>Call everyone with a job a wagecuck in the vain hope it makes them feel better. It doesn't.
>Binge watch something on netflix until 8am hoping it makes them feel better. It doesn't.

>>9039667
Wrong
t. Neet master race

>>9039041
n-no

disabled master race

6:00 alarm rings
6:00-6:15 thinking about waking up
6:15-6:30 wake up and get dressed
6:30-7:30 workout
7:30-8:15 shower & breakfast
8:15:9:01 sitting in traffic
9:01 get to work late
9:01-10:30 zone out
10:30 finally feel ready to work but have a meeting at 11:00 so zone out til then
11:00-11:30 meeting about something I care nothing about and have no input on
11:30-12:00 ready to work but its almost lunch so just zone out
12:00-1:30 lunch
1:30-2:00 wait for maid to finish cleaning the toilets
2:00-3:45 shit / nap in stall
3:45-4:30 get some actual work done
4:30-5:30 days almost over zone out
5:30-6:15 sit in traffic inhaling car fumes
6:15-7:00 make dinner
7:00-10:30 4CHAN FUCK YEAH
10:30 go to bed
repeat m-f

>>9038969
I larp as a crypto millionaire online. In reality I live on tiny savings. Send help :(

>tfw 100k in the bank with a fully paid off house living the neet life
Only took 10 years of wagecuking. Now to try to make a million if I got enough motivation to learn all this shit.