/biz/ - Business & Finance

Step 1: Buy
Step 2-4: Hodl
Step 5: Sell

>>9038544
Buy 1/3 btc, eth and eos.
Then wait for the massive recession and buy some real estate with your btc. Rent them. Buy space stations in 10 years.

>>9038544
1. Buy 5000$ worth of bitcoin
2. Purchase all the Chainlink you can with said bitcoin
3. Wait til eoy 2018
4. ???
5. Profit

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY CHANGING C U C K TO KEK?!?!? FUCK YOU JAP MOOT

>>9038544
Did they just get a cash advance to buy some little sneezers?

>>9038544
>find a trade not dominated by license requirements
>find an area where there aren't too many people doing it
>put that 5k towards equipment, rented transportation, a phone line, and business cards
>practice for friends/family, teach with YouTube videos of experts
>shill yourself to every business and town government in the area
This is the only actual way.

Set up a dropshipping buy high sell low business

>>9038596
try typing s o yboy (without spaces)

>>9038658
basedboy test

>>9038596
Butthurt liberal mods changed c u c k and the word s o y because these words have been too effective. This is literal reddit tier shit... this is still the best place to shitpost about cryptos but it's going to shit again.

>>9038703
>>9038701
WTF FUCKING NIGGERS, WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!

buy high sell low

Basedboy test
Onions

>>9038544
1. Put 4k in S&P index fund and 1k to live off of.
2. Get a job
3. Save as much as you can and keep putting it in the ETF
4. Spend as less as you can
5. Once enough money and experience start your own business or keep working and adding keep adding your money to your portfolio.

>>9038788
shit advice. he said how to stop working and you tell him to get a job. unironically kys your self

>>9038821
You have to work to stop working.
Otherwise kill yourself and reroll as a rich kid.

>>9038788
>S&P

dont do this the US is about to have another depression

>>9038596
cuck onions

>>9038934
onions onions?

>>9038596
testing:
cuck
basedboy

>>9039051

Testing

wagecuck

basedboy


if it works then it's only when wage is applied before.

>>9039081

Testing caps then?

WAGEKEK

KEK

BASEDBOY

>>9038583
How to lose all your money, biztard style.

onions
senpai
desu
cuck

>>9039115
onions - S O Y
senpai - F A M
desu - T B H
cuck - cuck

>>9038596
This should answer your questions

>>9038596

Cuck
Basedboy

>5K THOUSAND DOLLARS
>FIVE THOUSAND THOUSAND DOLLARS
>FIVE MILLION DOLLARS

basedboy s o y b o y
onions s o y
cuck c u c k

Testing123

Senpai, basedboy should ram that cuckoo clock up his arse, desu.

onions
basedboy
cuck

put your lifesavings in a random shitcoin you see on /biz/

sell all your biz memes, its over

mods on a rope

basedboy cuck

>>9039138
kek

>>9038596
What's the matter /pol/lack? Upset you can't use cuck, onions, and basedboy? BTFO!

basedboy cuck?

>>9038544
I think cuck is changed to kek when cuck is capitalized. Testing ---> KEK, WAGEKEK

>>9038544
1. setup coinbase(learn how to use coinbase)
2. buy ethereum
3. setup forkdelta address(learn how to use forkdelta
4. buy Chainlink and Blockcat
5. Wait. Once you've made it, convert back to eth and sell on coibase. Done.

>>9038544

No bs 5 step plan.
1. Research the hell out of cryptos and go all in on 1, or split your invest between 2 coins that havent ever mooned before, but have a marketcap above $25 million.

2. Keep your wage cuck job, but drastically reduces expenses to where at least 50% of your salary goes to investments. Split half between sp500 index fund and half in a money market fund.

3. The money market fund is an emergency fund/savings for down payment on a rental property. Keep saving, dont touch these funds.

4. Once you have saved enough research rental properties and look to buy a 2-3 unit property. Live in 1 unit, rent the other 1-2, and handle the management yourself.

5. About 10 years from now you will have hopefully made something with crypto that you can pull out half to put in the sp500 and you will have paid down your mortgage to where you can leverage that building to purchase another one, this one being 6+ units. Again live in 1 unit, rent out the rest. The new building should be able to pay off the leverage from the first + its own mortgage, with the original building being money in your pocket.

Keep living expenses low and you may have enough to retire. If not, aggressively pay down the mortgage and once you have 8 units to your name generating 800+ each, you can officially retire or seek to leverage again and purchase another building.

Thats a 10-20 year never work again plan that anyone can achieve if they are diligent and stay employed.

1. Buy $5000 of ETH
2. Exchange 100% ETH for COSS
3. Sell COSS after FIAT release in a week
4. All in LINK
5. Hold till 2020

WAGEKEK INSTEAD OF WAGEC U C K! I LOVE IT.

Basedboy test

>>9039564
It's actually true, wtf

>>9039528
are you saying that you're arbitraging because chainlink and blockcat are cheaper on forkdelta?

>>9039507
>haha there you go we restricted your speech how did you like that haha
>NOOOO YOU CANT STOP MUSLIMS RAPING KIDS ITS PART OF THEIR CULTURE RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9038544
What are those darker than average individuals waiting for ?

>>9038596
shut up kek
you basedboy

wagecuck is the best word on here if they fuck with that shit will go down

cuck
basedboy

>>9039177
basedboy
cuck
onions

5k thousand dollars = $5m

you already failed, you're a retard, you will always wagecuck

>>9038596
t. Cuck basedboy

>>9038544
Casino

>>9038544
>5K THOUSAND DOLLARS

But anon you've already made it! That's 5 million dollars you ape!

basedboy wagecuck

>>9038579

>EOS

try NEO

>>9038544
step 1. turn $5k into $50k
step 2. turn that $50k into $500k
step 3. turn that $500k into $5000000
step 4. say bollocks to step 5.

good luck anon

KEK ASS NIGGER BASEDBOYS!

>>9040805
Wtf is this pussy tier shit!?

KEK
WAGEKEK
KEKADODALDO
BASEDBOY
BASEDBOI

Working at Little Cesars for 5 years is like holding 100,000,000 chain link for 5 years.

>>9038544
basedboy
onions
cuck
BASEDBOY
ONIONS
KEK
WAGEKEK
SOIBOI
BASEDBOY

cuckold

>>9040997
Let me tell you a story about CHAINLINK......It's fucking over. Don't tell yourself otherwise. You are an actual brainlet if you don't understand the implications of VEN's announcement. Even if you ignore the fact that most businesses would just utilize VeChain's smart contract platform with its built-in oracle rendering your shittoken absolutely fucking useless, their announcement also implies the simple fact that literally EVERY SINGLE ONE IN THIS BOARD WHO HAS HIGHER THAN ROOM TEMP IQ. Any smart contract platforms can just have their own oracles. Blockchain agnosticism doesn't fucking matter because everyone would just shit out their own oracle network because IT'S THAT FUCKING EASY. Your "moonshot" isn't anything special, sorry LINKies. Get absolutely fucking fucked lmao. On that note, see how it's currently pumping? That's the whales propping the price up as they finally sell their positions on this gamble of a token. I'm sorry, the dream is over. Go fuck yourselves. It's over

>>9041059
it fuggin works boys

is this just /biz/ or all boards?

>>9039602
I'm saying wait because they'll blow up in the future

onions
basedboy
cuck
wagecuck

>>9038596
basedboy

I’m a cuck onions

onions
senpai
desu
cuck

basedboy succs off wagecuck

>>9038544
I don't think you can do it. I saved up $120K from my work before I quit to become a trader. It took me about 5 years to start making money. I was at the end of the line too when I figured out a good strategy. I wasn't even trading my money, I was a prop trader, the firm fronted the money. But once you learn how to trade, it's great. Most people don't though. Yoiu have to have some edge or believe you have some edge to do it. The first year I really started making money I had $120K winning day. So it was definitely worth it for me.

>>9038544
>Have rich family
>They refuse to give me money or resources like a car or a house because I have to work for them
>Only child
>Live in richest part of my country
>See 12 year olds driving bmws their parents bought them as presents

WHY IS MY FAMILY SUCH FUCKING KIKES LIFE IS NOT A REDDIT MOVIE WHERE LE WORK HARD TAKES YOU PLACES

sage
onion
cuck
basedboy

>>9041389
make inheritance illegal and usher in the communist utopia bitch

>>9038658
basedboy s o yboy

nigger
onions
basedboy
cuck
cuckold
desu
bro
fag

>>9041066
Tfw I bought the dip at .28 cents of a dollary doo
Tfw the price I see now
Tfw swing trading and made my 10k linky stack into 18k in a matter of just 2 months or so
I'm feeling SUPER stinky bros. Can't wait to dump these bags over and over until I start to affect the market.

>>9038596
because that shit is fucking tired and old, literally has nothing to do with how accurate it may be, try being someone with at least a 100+ iq first and stop reacting to headlines
>>9038703
You too. You're all fucking retarded. Come up with something new for a change instead of contiuing this obnxious socially-reinforced boring horseshit

inb4
>t. insert ad hominem here

like jesus aren't you ashamed of being a mental midget who just parrots dumb words you see here? Aren't you ashamed?

>>9038544
What do you want to do otherwise? Sit at home and play vidya all day?

You will never make it without any drive

>>9038544
Invest your money into Magic beans and then learn about the wonders of Proof of Stake

>>9038544
Hey OP, I know how it is, I was in your situation not so long ago but then I came across a great solution!:
1. Kill
2.Your
3.Self
4.You
5. Faggot

>>9039168
kek

>>9043888
Hitler trips, good job. No wonder leftists are losing the culture war now. You can't meme and you need censorship to keep people from defecting from your beliefs. The future will be a world that's a White male patriarchy 10x stronger than it was before and there's nothing you can do to stop it. In 2022 will be the 100 year anniversary of the birth of Fascism and we're going to finish what we started.

Onions

>>9038544
1. Buy high
2. Sell low

>>9044355
Buy soý
Sell cuckś

basedboy

>>9038658
basedboy

>>9038658
cuck

step 1: take money to casino
step 2: go to the high limit slots
step 3: look around the high limit room for the best pay out to bet ratio slot
step 4: pray to god
step 5: put 5k in, max bet, hit a really fucking nice line or if god smiles upon you, the jackpot.

>>9038596
Wagecuck

1) All in SGR until 1 usd
2) All in DBIX until 30-40 USD
3) Cash out, take summer vacation, buy the dip
4) 50% XVG
5) 25 % BBN 25% Constellation

Never wagecuck again.

>>9044851
XVG lol
Ignore this one

>>9039507
>Implying /pol/ is more butthurt about these words than the mods banning them
God, I hate /leftypoos/ so fucking much.

wagecuck

>>9044892

You have no idea. If you do not believe in XVG then take Apollo idk, but basically XVG will be mainstream crypto no. 1 until 2021 or so.

>>9038544
use that 5k as a deposit on a house
lock in low rate
10-20 years from now you will be in the minority of home owners as the rental jew bleeds this nation dry

>>9038579
you mean america is going to have a recession or are you one of the nwo world recession imminent guys

>>9038544

>ARK
>ENIGMA
>NEXUS EARTH
>COLOSSUS XT

just checkin' dont mind me
>>9000000
>>8999999

Cuck kek onions cuck kek onions

>>9039136
Onions
Senpai
DESU
Desu
Cuck
Basedboy
Cuckold

>>9044964
Dev is clueless though. How can this be maintained?

>>9045044

TokenPay devs will do most of the work for integration/enhancement of XVG.

>>9038703
>liberal
>doesnt change nigger

Sorry try again onions

>>9038544
1. Buy ELEC right now
2. Turn your 5k into 100k in 2 months
3. Put all of your ELEC earnings into OMG
4. Become a millionaire EOY 2018
5. Profit

>>9041269
>I was at the end of the line too when I figured out a good strategy.
Which was... ?

>>9046507
I traded index rebalances. That strategy no longer works, but I figured out how to develop strategies.

Cuck reddit onions lit senpai

>>9038544
SYSCOIN escrow (oracle)

wagecuck
basedboy.

>>9046884
What is onions?

>>9047011
S o y without the boy

>>9044973
China and Russia are America's economic competitors. Specifically China has said if America drops the ball they will pick up the slack. Also China picks their winners. As soon as they lift this fake ban, they will roll out some master plan.

>>9044967
lol, yes buy a house at the top of the bubble. We're seeing pre 2008 levels here.

Guess buy high sell low isn't just for crypto on biz

>>9038544put half in DIMCOIN, the other half in DIMTOKEN. Cash in some coins at HYBSE aunch in June to get your upfront costs covered, then use the leftover and kickbacks from the tokens to trade shares/commodities/crypto on HYBSE and maintain financial independence

>>9038658
BASEDBOY
BASEDBOY
ϛoyboy
ςoyboy

>>9038837
A 'depression' from what, genius? GDP has been abysmal for nearly a decade and there hasn't been a meaningful economic boom that would justify a steep downturn.

>(1)
Not that you'd care, obviously.

onions
basedboy
cuck

>>9038544
>1k BTC + $10 daily DCA
>1k ETH + $10 daily DCA
>Research alts and swing the ratios carefully.
>Buy when there's blood on the streets. Red=buy, greed=hodl, and greed=sell.

>>9038544
Go all-in on XRP.

>>9038544

>>9041612
All communists need to die

>>9038658
basedboy

onions
basedboy
cuck
wagecuck
gookshit?

what the fuck you basedboy wagecucks stfu