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9036430 No.9036430 [Reply] [Original]

so /biz/, what methods have you discovered to fool the taхman?

>> No.9036443

>>9036430
I start, many VPNs accept BitPay.

>> No.9036617

not giving a fuck

>> No.9036654
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9036654

The tax man cometh

>> No.9036668

>>9036430
>>/biz/thread/S6160187#p6164583

>> No.9036722

>>9036430
Nice try, HMRC

>> No.9036741

>>9036430
Best thing I did was not being born American where I get taxed 45%, but being born a bong and so only taxed 10%

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>>9036430
It's a legal method but I'm surprised at how much money you can save doing it.

I work offshore and if you do 180 days offshore from foreign ports then you can get a Seaman's Tax Rebate.

For 1.5 years a few years ago I got £10,000 back overall

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>>9036668
looks genius, but doesn't apply to my location, I guess we have to look for holes ourselves.

another one I saw is jmbullion.com. Buy insured gold coins or bars, sell them at 5-10% loss, but I think it isn't that easy, because, when you sell you will generate interest and also, when customman checks you out you don't have any invoice or shit to prove your buy.

g-guys? why did I get this captcha?

Gonna buy that VPN first, good deal imo

>> No.9036832

I got hacked :(((( directly after buying the 10 dollar worth of coins on an exchange. I dont know what localbitcoin is, no mr taxman.

>> No.9036843

>>9036832
yeah, I know you got hacked, I am sorry you lost all your life savings and you are in debt, why do you have this Mercedes G-Class in your garage though?

>> No.9036914

>>9036843
Downloaded it.

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>>9036914

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>>9036914

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>>9036430
fatfingering on etherdelta to myself and deduct 70% of "losses" from my tax

>> No.9036977

>>9036741
Yet still earn and live better than bongadofs

>> No.9036984

>>9036914
Surely you wouldn't download a car anon

>> No.9037011

>>9036430
I have lost an unknown amount of monero. Reported my loss at the next police station, but they had no clue what i was trying to explain them.

Tough life...

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9037031

Step one: fill a nice, hot bath.
Step 2: plug in a toaster.
Step 3: stand in the bath, holding the toaster.
Step 4: drop the toaster.
Step 5: eat shit, glow in the dark IRS nigger. I'm not doing your work for you.