/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'd probably accidentally the money

drugs, whores and supercars

Pick a controversial nationalist political party somewhere in the world where my country is unpopular and spend most of the prize funding them to electability.

Shortly before the election, subtly leak to the press that I funded them to damage that country. Deniably leak video of me hanging out with their leaders and also (through some other spend) political leaders in my country their supporters don't like.

I like watching politics and I feel like it's time to give something back. It'll be like Malaysia.

Divorce my wife

Fine, so she takes half. Better than her squander all of it. At least I'll have my half

calculate how much i can spend every day so it lasts for the rest of my life, then buy stuff i like with that money.

>>903349
But that can't be done at all.

>>903331
How huge? Like 100 million?
Get a small house on a large plot of land, invest ~20mil in the Calico

Live as I currently do with less than 30k in expenses yearly, though now I can have an annual fuck-huge summer vacation to different places.

Visit places I want to visit, chase romance like someone that doesn't have to grow up or stay in one place. Leave a few bastard children across the globe. Invest the rest in whatever my research shows is most stable; buy out the core businesses in my home region or franchise competition to run them out of business.

Die owning half the successful businesses in the tri-state area, if that contribution to Calico doesn't get me a nifty GiTS body.

Invest in rental properties.

Good answers, /biz/.

>>903367
This, but I love >>903366's passion.

>>903347
>"Honey, I won the lottery! Quick, pack your bags!"
>"Where are we going?"
>"I don't care, just get out of my house, you bitch!"

>>903372
Top kek.

If you divorce her before revealing you're aware you won, I don't think she's eligible for any of it.

>>903382
That is a very poor idea unless you can be certain she will never find out. Because if she does, guess who's going to be hauled back into court? And since I'm a white straight male, who do you think the judge and by proxy society will favor?

>>903390
What? I still - to the best of my knowledge - don't think you'd be legally obligated to give her any of your post-divorce earnings (And in the case of Alimony, you have to support her pre-divorce lifestyle). And if so, why not just dump your money out of her reach?

>>903331
An average sized home. So I can get away from niggers that I'm stuck with at this hellhole apartment complex.

>>903331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUsbBC6VYz8

Also, I'd look into getting into some commodities soon (silver, natural gas and oil in a while).

1.Pay of my debt, and my family debt
2. Set up a college trust for my nieces and nephews
3. Buy apartments in my city around the universities as investment.
4. Buy some farm land
5. Become gentleman farmer

>>903331
Move to the city where most of my friends are currently living.

Travel with my friends.

Basically just hang out with friends without worrying too much about my finances.

>pay all of my debts
>buy a nice house and land
>invest a good portion
>send some to commission the game I've always wanted from a well known studio

I'll buy a good (not amazing) apartment and pay some designer.
Buy a nice new car, nothing too fancy and light on fuel.
Some new clothes.
Give some to my parents, they don't need the money but they deserve it.

Out of the remaining - 80% into long-term investments, 20% into trading.

>>903337

Bingo.

This is the ONLY correct answer.

Buy an island in the bahamas

this one looks nice

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/sandy-cay-bahamas

by dividend paying stocks that will most likely be around for the next 500 years like Coca cola


learn to fish, enjoy life

>>903588
forgot the image

>>903331

>Pay off all debts (my own and my family's)
>Consult attorneys to determine who gets what
>Money gets split three ways between my parents, me, and my brother
>Purchase high dividend stocks
>Buy an apartment in Vancouver, BC to blend in with the hordes of Chinks living there.
>Purchase another apartment in Singapore or Hong Kong
>Set up an import/export business
>Buy "Good Delivery" gold bars for good measure

>>903589
have fun in 5+ years when it's below sea level

cheap house in a city with good internet. good security system. new mid range car. nice computer. maybe put in a hot tub and spend a lot on my backyard landscaping. maybe a green house. bunch of stocks and bonds.

>>903605
>i know nothing about rising ocean levels, so im going to blurt out stupid shit

if ocean levels rose that high in 5 years half of New York would be under water, idiot

Powerball is up to $267 million (keep $102 million after taking cash value and paying tax)

I'm going to buy another 5 tickets. If I happen to win, what should I first do in order to claim the money and put it into a long term savings plan? The way I'd see it I'd be done gambling, so would want to keep it in more stable mediums that have lower growth than the riskier ones, and keep my personal holdings out of companies whose products/operations are bad for human health and the environment.

>>903331
> buy a huge ass server and host a /biz/ archive

> buy DOGEcoins

> spend my days on /biz/ giving investment advice to poorfags

just the same as I'm doing now I guess

parties every night, drugs, hookers, cars, and a mansion

a house with lots of land and also fund national socialist paramilitary groups for the upcoming great european race war

Land, fence, bunker, children. I would start my own tribe. Probably protect it with wild animals breed for the hunt of humans. And high tech automated sentries.

Not very creative answers /biz/ come on.

Here is something no one has probably thought of.

If you got 100m after taxes and through the cash payout option you now have the resources to start changing things.

I would invest half or 75% of it in real estate or some kind of high return investments. Something that will give me back several million a year assuming I invested 50 or 75.

With the rest of it, I would create a corporation and a scholarship program and go around to every major university in my country and start a talent seeking contest. Science comps for STEM, business competitions for business majors, creative contests for the rest. Offer full ride scholarships and opportunity to join my corporation after graduating for the top competitors in each category.

Then I would simply mold and recruit the smartest and brightest minds, that major universities are churning out, and direct them into certain fields within my corporation to make major technological breakthroughs. Provide them with massive RnD budgets and state of the art equipment. Make them sign contracts stating everything they develop is the corporations to patent and own, and basically have a human slave force of the best and brightest developing new shit.

Give it 5 or 10 years and become global conglomerate for state of the art research and technology.

Profit?

compound interest accounts.

even a fuck-low rate of 1% annually on 100 million would generate more than enough to satisfy my wants.

>>903847
you fail to realize the best and the brightest will not give the right to their creations.

they'll view you as a money hose. most, if they're smart, will use you in form or fashion to give them capabilities to invent shit outside your domain.

if you want to be an ownership conglomerate, be the venture capital fund. be the one the best and brightest turn to when they want to create their master piece.
get equity.
profit.

>>903331
I'll have a contract with google to install google fiber in my country, i'd do the substation, land, cable and legals. The only thing google needs to do is let me hook up line to theirs.

Anyone wanna hook up to my google fiber substation will have to subscribe to google's t&c, with additional lease price of 1cent per 1gb which will be my source of income.

Lets say average people use 1gb/day.
$0.01/gb.daily x for 20 million people x 365 days. = $73m/year

Then I'll pair up with youtube to provide only 1080p and above videos, so whenever people watch youtube, their internet usage will be higher, maybe double. So it'd be 2gb/day, should be 146mil/year Then I'd expand my small /biz/ to continent level.

If my net income is only 70% after other craps that I'd have to deal with, i'd still get about 97mil/year, or 8mil a month.

Dip my balls in gold and hit people in the face with them.

>>903331
>hello frienbuddy

buy you a house

>>903331

Pay off student loans
buy that building I'm always eying
set up a nightclub
sell it after a few years
move to a nice town and buyout a nice apartment by the water and live off the standard cost of living whereever I move to and take a vacation every other year.

while I'm doing this, I save some money for emergency fund and buy some land/buildings and rent them out for living/parking space/etc

>>903861

Absolutely true, but you have to keep in mind that these are still fresh graduates with no real world experience or credibility to back themselves up with. No firm out there will give them near unlimited resources and creative nonrestrictive freedom to pursue breakthroughs at their pace on mere potential alone. Sure some will find great firms or organisations that will offer the absolute best and brightest ie. the 1% of the 1% top tier jobs and opportunities out the gate. But there are still thousands of these kids with similar potentials that aren't plucked or are never given the chance to utilize their full potential.

You just have to make the offer too good to be true.

And in any situation where you yourself have unlimited or near unlimited resources. Even if these best and brightest do make a breakthrough they would never surrender to the corporation. They can be eliminated or kept silent.

The plot to the last Deus ex video game is a great example of how something like this could work. Sure its basically kidnapping and forced slavery, but who could resist the the opportunity to advance science or technology ten fold merely for the chance to advance it. Even if it will be used for evil or profit.

>>903331
Hire a lawyer. Establish a trust in the name of XXXXXX where I am sole benefactor. Tell no one. Track down suitable mates from every continent, and begin breeding with them immediately. Hire a counsel of advisors with experience in all matters for planning and development. Extra people takes heat off Raise kids with immense love, with appreciation for life on Earth, love of science and adventure. Private tutor kids in martial arts and assassination tactics. Private tutor kids in international business and languages. Establish operational bases on contents of origins > in case of cataclysm, children born of my seed will have a safe place with family globally.
Reestablish a dynasty, change the world.

>>903522
Demonic?

>>903589
Mah niqqa.

Private island is a must. My next goal would be to invest and work to the point where I'm a billionaire and then privately finance a moon landing. I want a mansion on the fucking MOON. Get on my level, terrestrial plebs.

>>904045
Also, if my wealth was only in the hundred millions, I'd hire Troy Hurtubise (sp?) and give him a silly finding budget to go nuts with. He's the guy who created the anti bear suit and "Halo armor". A private army of space marines sounds pretty fun, could be profitable as PMCs too.

>>904052
Funding*

Also, check my fucking ID. G-d is smiling on me.

>>903331
let it all roll on BTU

>>904086
I hate myself for buying into it
When are they gonna get bought so I see some returns

>>904088
>I see some returns
Just wait until every coal company folds, oil hits $200+ a barrel, and China decides smog isn't such a bad thing

>>903331
>Step One
I would pay off all of my debts: House, Truck, Pets medical bills etc
>Step Two
Put my kids in Private School
>Step Three
Invest Half, Save the other half in an offshore bank account.

>pay off all personal and family debt
>pay off business debt
>build a new building for my current business
>my office will have huge gaming room or some other cool shit .. definitely vintage pinball games, maybe a piranha tank for the kids
>buy a boat
>spend more time with my kids
>fund the local youth football program
>transition my current company to a property management company
>buy / flip / rent / build a bunch of houses and apartments ... whatever opportunity presents itself
>build a new house on a ton of acreage ... maybe farm a bit
>buy a kick ass cabin/resort on a lake to take all of my friends and family to on the weekends

I'm in the process of doing all of this anyway over the next 10 years, but a big lottery score would make it that much easier.

>>903331
Invest in thorium and profit on the tears of Greenpeace and friends.

>>903396
>win lottery
>start divorce immediately. Fall into defcon 5 stage alcoholic in one day and make sure she sees every moment of her husband become total piece of shit to accelerate divorce
>divorce filed
>cash in lottery ticket
>continue alcohol/bum antics, constantly be a blight on society in all interactions with her
>get so bad she files restraining order just to keep you away
>follow restraining order and move on down to your new life in BEAUTIFUL FUCKIN MIAMI WOOOOOH!

>>903367
This.

I'd pay for them to be managed as well, and cruise around the world doing whatever the fuck I wanted while getting a modest income every month from them

Also I'd pay off any of my good friend's college debt for them

>>903347
Just get her murdered, you'll be off a whole lot cheaper
>efficiency

If there's more than $10 million after tax, I'd give away the excess to family and charity. I'd buy a nice house for about $2 million, invest the rest in securities and income properties and live an upper class but not extravagant life off the investment income.

>>904086
Holy fuck
I would have made a shit ton

I'm assuming we're talking somewhere in the ballpark of $250,000,000
I dunno how it pays out. I'm fairly sure they pay you in installments
But first thing would pay off my parents' debt and get them a nice, modest house in a safe neighborhood
I'd get myself a nice apartment downtown and a nice car.
I have most of the things I want when it comes to smallish purchases so I'd probably just sit on the money.
I'd probably get like, a new TV and computer every year.

If I win current jackpot ( which would actually be worth about 84 million after I pay my faggot state taxes) I would give away about 22 mill to some people I am obligated to take care of. Not give away outright, but set up with trusts.

62 million.
I would put around 10 million into conservative and guaranteed instruments. Low return, maybe even below inflation, but who fucking cares. This is the oh shit fund.

>52 million

Several million dollars in cash. Buy the basics ( house, furnishing, some cars and motorbikes and shit) always keep a few million in liquid for whatever opportunities may present themselves.

>the rest( 45 to 50 million I guess)
Drips, etfs, conservative for the most part. I dont need to reinvent the wheel to have a nice income. Probably stick a few million in some hedge assets, and a few million in real estate. Maybe a small amount to swing trade with just for the fuck of it.

Live off of my fat ass income, travel alot. Hoard guns and ammo in the insane mountian compound I would eventually build just to cater to my insanity.

*charity
I would fund planned parenthood type groups that focus on limiting reproduction of ghetto dwellers and college liberals.

My gift to the world

>>903331
2 million in cash in safe deposit boxes, along with receipt providing providence

A nice apartment/condo in NYC, USVI

Start up a ton of payday loan places and raep poor fags for cash.

relax

>>903331

Let's say it's $20M, which is a common enough jackpot here in Australia.

>Take $475k and buy apartment and car; nothing special.
>Take another $475k and use it as my market-playing fund
>Take $50K and go to Japan. While there, I'll buy a Honda C100/Supercub and ride from the top of Hokkaido to the bottom of Kyushu in the same spirit as the guy from c90adventures, either camping or staying at ryokan.
>Set up funds, trusts, etc earning 4-5% per year for passive income.
>Don't buy family and friends stuff immediately, but buy it with money from passive income. If they bitch that they have to wait they get nothing.
>Stay overseas a lot to avoid newfound "friends" and "family".
>Set up a scholarship fund for my old high school that sends kids to China to study for 3 months so that they get their perspective in check and don't become SJW's.
>Hire uni students across the country to troll the SJW's on campus, putting up posters extolling the virtues of Capitalism and such.
>Spend my days going to gym, learning languages and learning musical instruments. Also spend time going to social clubs and so forth

Take the lump sum, 100% S&P 500, retire early.

0) Pay down debts
1) 10% to Charity (Food banks mostly)
2) Bonds and Mid-caps.
3) Figure out how to live on $50k yearly for as long as I can
4) Get as much distance from my old life (especially family) as quickly and as securely as possible

Aside from investments and charities
>get a nice house for my parents to pay them back for supporting me
>buy a room for my first best friend to get away from her abusive family, fund her therapy
>pay for my other best friend to visit me or vice versa
>live a middle class life myself, small place not in a city
>best health insurance
>release the games I make for free
>buy art that'll never be worth much but that I like

donate most of it to God's work, the rest to live off in a humble apartment with my humble filipina wife.
what can a man profit if he get the world but loses his soul.

>>903331
buy dogecoin and short PRAN with it.

>buy appartments (the nice ones) in moscow and london
>buy my mom a nice house
>pay for my sisters mortage
>travel around for a year or so
>continue dicking around as a useless graduate student in STEM because thats what im good at

Sounds good :) would probably just go insane though

>Establish business
>Become accredited as an ICANN registar.
>Install WHMCS on some random server
>Sell ALL domains at $1.00 per year even transfers.
>Crash domain economy.
>With no survivors.

invest some, rent an apartment or a house, buy a used middle class car (i dont own one at the moment), increase my gambling bankroll by a tiny bit, pay my mother back what she has spent on me for providing for me way too long (and tuition), financially support my self-employed friend who is currently trying to expand his business, probably hire a financial advisor and some tax guys. other than that i dont really see me spending money on anything i dont need. in the past 10 years ive been well off for some years and also dirt poor and there was literally no difference in my standard of living. not having a car and having to ask people for a ride or use public transport was probably the worst thing about it. i have friends who rigorously pursue their dreams of becoming rich, but i just dont see the appeal. not having to worry about money is probably a good point, but even when i lived off minimum wage i didnt really have to worry, i just had to handle my budget reasonably.

>>903331
>invest it all into gold bullion
>bury it in my back yard
>pay cash for a ticket to switzerland
>retrieve gold
>flee the country

>>903335

>>903863
pretty disgusting
what country?

>>904090
china already got their plan set in stone
you just too white to know it kek

Nothing, literally nothing. I'm very lazy and I don't like traveling, so I'd just kept the cash on my bank account and never ever get up from the sofa again.

>>904897
>Spend my days going to gym, learning languages and learning musical instruments. Also spend time going to social clubs and so forth
you can do this shit anyway you dumb faggot

90% is going to used for my crazy drug habbits. And the rest on car and a condo in Manhattan so I enjoy my drugs. Life is sweet when your super high.

>investing any significant sum of money in a single biotech company

Leave this board and never come back.

>>903331

Buy more lottery tickets.

duh

pay off debts ~$100,000
buy good land ~$500,000
build dream house ~$500,000
invest in "hobby" business ~$150,000
invest the rest mixed portfolio, >>903522
with ~$60,000 yearly payout for life

>>903522
Half-life 3?

>>906378
>invest in business $150k

how? waht country

Be mad at myself for playing the lottery

>>906419
It is a "hobby" business, not a regular business. I had to make up this term because I could not find a good term to describe it as it is basically an at cost structure. In over simplified terms a business makes money, a hobby losses money, but a structure that makes just enough to cover cost and maybe a few dollar more is ...?

For example think of a carpenter who sells his woodworking very near cost. He is technically running a business and making money, but the goal of the business is just to cover the cost of his hobby of woodworking so he can continues to do more woodworking which he enjoys.

In the USA, and the reason it is so low is that I would not be including my labor or time. I just need a decent shed/small building and some simple equipment. I would make things I want to make then sell them near cost as the fun for me is building things. Of course how to do taxes on such an odd structure would be a real pain as this idea of making just enough money seems like an alien idea to many.

buy a boss penthouse, keep 1m to start a business then spend the rest on diversified bluechip stocks and live off the dividends

>>903827
>If I happen to win
you wont
>because i'm buying 10 tickets get rekt

>register as indian
>buy huge amount of land in colorado (1000+ acres)
>build snazzy casino
>live in penthouse while money starts coming in
>slowly start building ye ole village around casino
>mfw Im casino king cashcoin
>aquire more land around various stores
>open ski resorts
>empiregrowing.gif
>sign deal to have casino partners build on land
>four casinos
>stress to them the village plan
>aquire even more land
>now worth billions as I pretty much own a medium size town
>start a CERN style research lab in the wizard quandrant
>open museums and slowly start collecting artifacts
>partner with haliburton and have a war wing
>being in remote colorado allows for a lot of land
>open college, making sure to only have the best of the best proffesors
>people are starting to question my authority
>spend sleepless nights in my penthouse
>parinoia is growning
>they're going to kill me
>"you okay anon, me and the guys are getting worried"
>betrayed by my only son
Would be fun for a while I suppose

>>903367
>>903367
>>903367
this

Then I can retire and not work, give some money to my parents to pay off their mortgages and loans. Use the money I earn to go on trips and shit.

How to the rest of you come to terms with not winning the lottery? Has anyone found another easy way to wealth that doesn't require many years to make happen? If not, how do you cope with being perma-NEET, slaves to careers working-poor for the rest of your life?

Pic was a week ago, but I spent about as much today and still didn't win more than $4

start a PMC

>>906737
kekked

same thing i'm doing now but with a couple million in the bank
give some to my family and some to charity then sit on the rest

>>903511
I like this

>>907001

The lottery is tax on people that can't do math. Every action used to participate in the lottery is not in your favor. The more you play the more you lose in the long run on average.

>>903382
Probably not. State laws vary, but in the US some woman won the lotto a few years back and tried to hide it from her husband then divorced him. because the state had laws about falsifying documents, which most states do, the husband was awarded 100% of the winnings. It was only like 1.5 or so though.

Going to assume that I have enough to live out my lifetime comfortably five times over (thus eliminating the need to invest since I don't foresee myself ever having kids).

>Quit job.
>Buy parents a better house and a better car.
>Buy myself a better house and better car.
>Donate a little bit to a few charities I like.
>Fuck whores.
>Travel the world.
>Buy season tickets to my favorite NHL team.

>>903367
>Invest in rental properties.
This seems to be the best course of action.
I mean, that way i keep getting money with minimal effort

>>903396
moral of the story. dont get married

Income investments.

>>903331
Put half aside, blow away the rest on personal indulgences

Hhave surgery to have bottom ribs removed and take yoga lessons until I could suck my own dick.

Two chicks at the same time

>>903349
this

>>903331

Do my research, invest, and never even think about spending it.

fund a communist revolutionary movement

>>910066
hire hitman for this dude

>give half to my brother
>pay debts
>invest
>buy land somewhere comfy
>build a cozy cabin
>travel during the summer
>staying comfy during the winter

>>909492
Underrated

How big?
If it's one of the huge ones, I'd immediately hire a financial advisor, and hire someone to manage my investments. Then, I'd let the people that I paid to manage my wealth make me dickloads of money. I'd probably invest a lot of it in creating a business as well.

>>903331
I buy a bugatti Veyron, and crashed it in a pool full of Krug Kristal, then spend the rest, in drugs, prostitutes, weapons and stupid shit. The aim is to spend all in less than 24h, to wake up the next morning broke as shit and get back to my real life.

Then I could the story of the day I became rich and lose all in a day.

Where do rich people put there money away? I know a lot invest and stuff but what if I have won a lottery of about 200 million dollars and just wanna wake up late, play video games, fap to porn, and just repeat the whole process as I get fat until I die.

>>910423
if that's all you wanna do then just dump absolutely everything into T-bills. Make a $200k withdrawal every year and forget about it

>>910417
Link to that theme pls.

prob would be a "small" jackpot (5 mill), but regardless of jackpot, the number would scale
Hire several advisors (tax+financial+lawyer) using personal inv fund
Financial invests 2 mil into funds for yearly dividends
other 2 go into properties:
1 apartment complex in LA, probably near USC
Rest into another property in a gentrifying neighborhood
last mill is personal, 50k straight to fuck around + 7.5k/month for 5 years while investments settle.
300k towards advisors + my own investments
Last 200k goes to my mother and sister. They can get more money some other time, esp if they need it, but they live comfortably now, they dont need a giant bag of cash dropped into their life
TL;DR
Out of 5 mil'
> 1 mill for me and my personal stuff
> 2 mill invested for me
> 2 mill in properties
Can do whatever i want for the rest of my life

I would get a small amount of land, enough for an underground bunker on a hill type of thing. Use some of it to educate myself, wife and save about 10 mill to live off of. The rest I would donate to the state towards schools, only if they eliminate common core and raise wages.

>>911862
Why live in a bunker? Don't you like daylight?

>>903349

Poor people logic

>>903985
>Private tutor kids in martial arts and assassination tactics.
Big Boss?

>>907237

It's funny how people are willing to play lottery yet would be unwilling to do risk games that are objectively in their favor if they could also lose something. But somehow people dont view paying for Lottery as a loss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBX-KulgJ1o

>>903372
Todd packer in the cut - a scary site

>>911862
>donate to the state

oh hell the things i would do. i would live off it for the rest of my life. and some kind of money investment somewhere i get to trust.

would invest 10% of the money each year on a 75/25 portfolio so it would take me 10 years to invest all of the money, as the percentage of the invested money goes from cash to stocks and bonds i would change my allocation as i get older. would pay my self a nice 6 figure salary. and give 10 to 20% of the returns to charity. since real state can be tricky and a pain in the ass i would stay way from it, i would also take some cpa classes so i know people arent screwing me over taxes.