/biz/ - Business & Finance

go to the gym man i can tell by your hand your 120Kg+

This bait is exceptionally bad. Smh

>>9021347
Is that hunk of fat supposed to be a fist?

>>9021347
You have the moat adorable Doraemon hand I've ever seen.

lmfao fat fuk

>Take meme image posted on /g/ for years
>Pretend it's you

ebin. ebin for the win OP

fukoff amerifat

>>9021347
haha what the fuck is this

>being poor

>>9021414
Nice, I should be getting the two tone soon

>>9021415
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>>9021585
/biz/ has too many newfags

There was a pic this guy put on /biz/ a few months ago which was taken in such a way that it looked like a fat stump with a watch around it, it seems OP has learned from the reking he received then and actually added a thumb into to the picture of his ham fist.

>>9021596
I've seen this pic many times and I still cry from laughter every time

>>9021606
gotcha dumbfuck

rolex's are gaudy as fuck
there are far more tasteful watches out there

>>9021604
I want all white gold next

>>9021614

Thats the one >>9021619

Kek, looks like a sculpters hammer inside a skin bag

>>9021680

>Fitbit
>FITBIT
>FIT
FIT
I
T

Imagine the human attached to this bear paw

>>9021696

Slightly too thin, better to be too thin than too fat

>>9021347
i just look at my phone if i want to know the time. you are so retarded that you probably can't even read the time on an analog clock. fucking retard

>>9021710
>bear paw
No, that's a trotter

>>9021722
slightly?

>>9021680
look at those goddamn sausages ffs

>>9021596
Looks like the watch is wrapped around a flour tortilla.

>>9021740

Ok maybe not slightly but i would prefer to be this >>9021696 than this >>9021619

>>9021414
>fagbook
kys

Lookin sharp

I'd been aimin' for a Steinhart/Tudor.
But I guess I will just go for this for the one-of-a-kind styling.
I imagine it would match my future Lambo fairly well.

>>9021619
Majin Buu?

>>9021804
Light and well made, kys poor faggot

>>9021810

>>9021347
Would rather have a shitty Casio like pic related than to be this fat irl.

>>9021696
This does look good, what's the model's name?

>>9021596
That's like a 100 euro oldschool Seiko 5.

who buys a non date in 2018 ahahah

>>9021347
I’m jelly of the Rolex not your diabetes

>>9021347
Holy shit, did your hand eat a cow? You fatfucking slob! Is that how you compensate for being obese, buy buying useess shit?

Starter watch here, planning to go more expensive next time, love this one tho

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>>9021596
lmao jesus christ. sauce?

Dont wear a watch. Dont have much $. But sleep with about 2 new girls and a couple recycles a week and over 400 at 26y old. Now 29 so dont even have a clue anymore.

Wouldn't brag about my watch or car or money.

R8 or H8 me /biz/

>>9022032
>That kiddy watch
>Already hair on arm
Anon...

I'm a fucking wristlet and you expect me to wear a watch? Fuck you, Chad

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>>9021619
Does your mom know you’re larping with her watch?

brand new 5-digit Rolex? Maxi-case is for plebs eh?

>>9021898
Skeletor

Buying watches? Fancy ones at that? Nobody uses watches anymore in the age of smartphones.

Not gonna lie when I see a guy with a watch its basically an immediate "he's a homosexual" flag.

>being so insecure you need to brag to strangers on an anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forum

>caring about brands

>>9022110
sounds miserable desu

>>9022574

Expensive watches are how the mega rich tell who is actually rich and who is fake rich.

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>>9021680
Man you guys must be whales.

>>9021680

Is this a human hand?
there is actually a skeleton trapped in that lard tub?

>>9021544
Lmao newfag

looks like one of those jelly arms you can hit people with

>>9021347
Rolex are fold old fags and niggers/subhumans, real businessmen wear a sport watch.

>>9023026

a steel Rolex IS a sports watch, it's okay, not everyone can appreciate the finer things in life

>>9021347
I rather not own a Rolex than have fists like yours you fat faggot

>watches in 2018
any shitty smartphone has clocks for all the timezones in the world, why would you need an outdated fashion statement?

>>9024074
watches are sick, you can even bash people with them

Pppp gang

>>9024074
Outdated way to signal you have wealth, the lack of use nowadays just makes it tacky and pathetic

>>9022032
I have this watch in my G shock collection. Legit af

>>9022032
I got a tag as well. I’m a manual labor fag so I usually rock my g shocks during the week

>>9021347
>2018
>being that fat
bwahahaha

>>9022032
how old are you? 12?

>>9024473

Worst fake I've ever seen.

>>9025187
Thank fuck.
I was seriously feeling bad for anon lol

If you're not homeless with a $10 mil portfolio you're doing it wrong.

what do you guys think of the Calibre 5?

>>9021347
Go back to /b faggot. /biz is for real men to talk about trading shit coins and bch

>>9025491

Anything Tag Heuer except Monaco is awful today. Really dated designs and not anything out of the ordinary delivered.

>>9025798
you're a retard

>2018
>not owning a smart watch

>>9025867
>"What time is it?"
>"44.5"

It's totally possible to own a Casio G-Shock and something "good", like an A. Lange & Sohne.

>>9025918
that's just the blank face of the watch. the yellow dot means you have a notification

>>9021347

Lose some weight anon.

You want to have a healthy life when you make it.

>>9025974
It's not him. He's just memeing.

>>9025867
Smart watches are for fags. The only people who wear them for autists who have not become self aware.

>>9021347
You're still fat though

>>9021810
My sides anon

>>9026006
>t. nosmartwatcher
try to be self aware

>>9021347
It would feel great to be punched by this

>>9021414

$5000+ watch, but has the cheapest Mac laptop you can get at $1000

Haha i read the thread that OP pic is from. The guy was actually trying to show off with that fat ass arm of his.

way to roll your hand up so we can’t make fun of your fat sausage fingers pajeet

>>9021596

He got it on, more grit and determination than most people here.

>>9021347

Where the fuck are your fingers my nigga.

>>9021347
No one cares about your shitty fake stolen watch shitskin

>>9021680
>feraligater goes watch shopping

>>9025867
Unironically this

>>9021743
LMAO

>>9022630
expensive watches are only worn by the new pseudo money

>>9021862
I thought the Nazis took all the valuables off inmates as soon as they arrived at Auschwitz?

>>9025867

>Spyware in your watch instead of cams, springs and gears.

You're a fucking faggot.

You don't need an ugly expensive Rolex to know when lunchtime is apparently fat fuck

Like you said... you almost got laid... it looks like you're still in the shop with that watch... did you actually buy it or are you still trying it on....

Hybrid, waterproof, solar powered master race reporting in

>>9022576
>anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forum
That one has already been done. Try again

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>>9021347

who the fuck needs a watch in 2018 when u have a phone.

bunch of vanity cucks

>>9027613
underrated

>>9025867
>smart watch
One of the more retarded inventions of the 21st century.
>what time is it anon
>I dunno my watch is dead

This thread reminds me of an old proverb we have in Morocco. Translated to English it goes something like

A naked and homeless man was asked, "what do you need most?"
"Rings" he replied