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i wish i could be the pewds

>> No.9019534

>>9019529
you envious faggot is what made them rich you know that right?

>> No.9019540

>>9019529
She looks like pepe

>> No.9019553

>>9019540
yeah but a frog you'd want to fuck

>> No.9019596

>>9019540
imagine how smug you'd feel if you were in a position to take peedirpieds assets

>> No.9019606

>>9019540
wtf lol
u r actually right

>> No.9019614

He will manage to be broken or dead before hitting 40.

>> No.9019620

>>9019529
She's not quite hot enough, you know? She's like a hot chick but there's something with her face that's just wrong. Big wide mouth, that might be it. And of course her irritating baby voice, holy fuck I literally couldn't stand that for more than a day. She probably fucks like a banshee though.

>> No.9019648

>>9019620
that voice would be sexy though when she squeals during sex

>> No.9019706
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9019706

https://youtu.be/OEDIbKeyvnk

She's his manic pixie proto rehab for him

>> No.9019709
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>>9019620

>> No.9019721

based felix

>> No.9019759

>>9019620
Who gives a fuck, he is a funny guy. They both seem to love each other. He won't be poor any time soon. Best of luck to those lucky fuckers. They both have more than the majority of this board will EVER have.

>> No.9019777

I still have no idea who this person is or what they did to become famous/wealthy(?). I just know the name and face.

>> No.9019791
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>>9019777
And its a gay fucking name. Pewdiepie? Sounds like a stripper name.

>> No.9019793

>>9019777
pretended to be scared in horror games, then became woke

>> No.9020061

>>9019777
Fellow oldfag reporting in. Kids nowadays don’t play video games anymore. They watch other people play games. Pewd is one of these people. Also checked.

>> No.9020078

Recently he steals memes from 4chan and makes money from it on youtube.

Make sure to report any slightly borderline or offensive remark so his shit gets demonitised.

>> No.9020258

>>9019540
cannot unsee

>> No.9020260

Why cannot I stick my cock in her ass? Why life is so unfair?

>> No.9020261

>>9019706
they seem so stupid
i don't get how people watch their shit all the time
i'd kill myself if I had to see this guy every day on my screen

>> No.9020272

also, this girls looks like your average instagram copycat with 0 creativity, only following current fashion or whatever
100% unimpressed

>> No.9020273

>>9020061
he doesnt even play games anymore though

>> No.9020285

makes me realized how badly the world went to shit after youtube/instagram/facebook

the world actually meant something before those platforms

RIP meaning of the world

>> No.9020287

>>9019706
Have you seen his old videos? Pewds is the manic pixie out of the two. She seems boring as fuck and seems the more dependable one, or at least the one less likely to say "nigger" on stream

>> No.9020357

>>9019614
Disagree. I watch the dudes stuff and find him comical. Will he be relevant then? Most likely not. But he seems like a very grounded and intelligent dude. Plus when you got that smoking hot gf to plow every day, I think he'll be fine.

>> No.9020374

I wish I could be Shroud

>> No.9020457
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reminds me of the good old days when i made cum tributes and sexy gifs of marzia lmao

>> No.9020510

Daily reminder that the passive income of just one of his single videos with a couple million views is enough to not have to work.

>> No.9020513

all you guys are fags, be yourself

>> No.9020556

>>9020510
...for a month

>> No.9020725

>>9019540
>>9019529
pepe girl W H E N
H
E
N

>> No.9020801

>>9020556
He earned 20 million so safe to say he made it

>> No.9020967

>>9020285
When you start thinking like that is when you know you’re getting old. Our parents said the same about us lol.

>> No.9021056

>>9019777
Pretended to like games and shit for the kids back then to rake money.
Hes now enlighted and btfos kids. Does his own shit now. Hes pretty dope sice a year or so

>> No.9021108

Pewdiepie works for the illuminati, he's a mind control agent

>> No.9021353

>this fag became a millioner by screaming into a microphone
>millions of people break their backs each day and barely have anything to eat
truely this world is ruled by satan

>> No.9021438

>>9019706
goddamn they both sound like retardeds

>> No.9021527

>>9021353
I don't need some Mexican ditch digger. I need a daily pews video.

>> No.9021567

>e-celebs
>>>/r9k/
>>>/trash/

>> No.9021726

>>9021056
Yeah Honestly Pewdiepie is a /Biz/ Bro:

> Red-Pilled
> Doesn't spend money on stupid shit
> Self-aware
> His apologies focus on how others perceived it and doesn't get cucked
> Did a video on 4chan and only referred to it as Reddit to keep normie kids at bay

>> No.9021765

>>9021527
i hate that argument people say the same thing about athletes
>"wow how do nba players make millions but we dont pay our teachers sad world man"
The fact is that nearly anyone could teach if they go through school but for one reason or another talent rose to the top and thats rare

>> No.9021784

wats wrong with is girlfriends voice

>> No.9021886

>>9021726
Get off 4chan, kid.

>> No.9021899

>>9021353
There is room for millions of ditch diggers but only a couple hundred mass-appeal entertainers
Supply and demand btfos you

>> No.9021906

>>9019529
real talk is there anyone more lucky than pewds?
>be hotdogstand vendor nobody with 0 marketable skills
>start streaming yourself playing video games, the most degen activity possible
>happen to be born with hot swedish guy genes so legions of fangirls turn you into an overnight success
>meet smoking hot Italian girlfriend OVER THE INTERNET who happens to not catfish you and in fact becomes ur loving gf for all time
>acquire so much fame you get more wealth than literally the top CEOs in america

some guys just have all the luck I swear to god...

>> No.9021979

>>9021886
i used to hate his content as it was childish but his videos now are much better he doesnt do games anymore

>> No.9021991

>>9021906
>some guys just have all the luck I swear to god...
He probably sold his soul or something

>> No.9022005

>>9021906
>>happen to be born with hot swedish guy genes so legions of fangirls turn you into an overnight success
this is just wrong. He was a dorky guy who was pioneer in let's plays that today is a millions of dollars industry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnLLZchh5lU

>> No.9022007

he's a funny guy and you can tell he's redpilled. jews hate him.

>> No.9022120

>>9020801

he gets €0.40 for every 1000 likes on his videos.

>> No.9022298

>>9019529

if i was PDP i'd have a hotter gf. i mean she's alright 7.5 but her voice is super annoyng. plus pdp is pretty handsome dude and rich af. so he could upgrade to a pure 10 if he wanted. but he probably try to be all grounded and shit , as if he couldnt get a 10 that he connects with

has access to millions of chicks and stays with 7.5 baka. pure travesty

>> No.9022366

>>9021726
>Did a video on 4chan and only referred to it as Reddit to keep normie kids at bay
He did this because he was suggesting that there's no difference between the quality of boards dumbass. He's making fun of this place's weird, undeserved pride in itself

>> No.9022381

>>9019596
i dont think she is, they are not married.
And even if they were alot of money before his move was stored in his swedish company. I dont know were he has is money now but im sure its well beyond her reach.

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>>9022298
>don't stay with the girl that liked you as a hotdog seller
>take some hot model that doesn't share the interest in your hobbies

>> No.9022425

>>9022386
>not being married
>not upgrading as you increase status

>> No.9022434

>>9021765
millions of people could entertain like whoever your favorite entertainer is. fame is mostly luck, with a little bit of marketing and a tiny bit of skill

>> No.9022459

>>9022425
>not being married
>not upgrading as you increase status
This is roasty-tier logic

>> No.9022486

>>9022425
what a shallow life would that be.

>> No.9022503

His girl has the most annoying voice along with Dunkeys. They try too hard to be cute.

>> No.9022509

>>9020285
I remember when MySpace was a big site and the internet was cyber space and not what it is now.
Activism was actually affective and made dreams come true. Now it’s doing the reverse and shit is just happening over and over again this time from old ideologies constantly battling each other again.

>> No.9022534

>>9022434
i agree however he had a first mover advantage in the lets play ecosystem

>> No.9022540

marzia nudes when

>> No.9022543

>>9019620
Her and Dunkeys girl have the most annoying try hard voices. Holy shit.

>> No.9022594

>>9019529
>no smug pepe edit
wtf biz

>> No.9022740

Pewds is awesome. And im not even saying that out of envy. Ive got a gv comparable in looks. Im happy hes tearing ass in scandland, pissing off every pc lib and feminist in the process

>> No.9022791

>>9019706
how the fuck is this picture even possible?

>> No.9022932

Rose could have been bigger than pewdiepie if she stayed with it

>> No.9022933

I've never watched any of the let's play stuff, but it's awesome that he went from gathering an audience of kids doing a time wasting activity to convincing those kids to read literature. There need to be more celebrities like him

>>9021906
>acquire so much fame you get more wealth than literally the top CEOs in america

Not even close. Top CEOs make at least $20m/year. Pewdiepie could blow through his cash in a month if he was stupid, but looks like he's carefully managed it

>> No.9023064

>>9019596
memes aside, pewdiepie is redpilled enough to be able to dump her once the need arise, and she knows it.

while at first i thought that it's pathetic that he isn't fucking a different teen each day considering how easy it would be for him, i guess he's sticking with marzia to avoid all the meme rape accusations from teens.

also she ruined herself with those awful pink hair

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>>9019529

Should race mixing with brown Italian women even be legal?

>> No.9023143

>>9022933
Pewdiepie's overall wealth estimations are 110-130 depending on the source. Minus taxes and it's still fuckton of money. How the fuck are you gonna blow that money in a month? (if you are not purposefully trying to get rid of it)

>> No.9023324

>>9023090
>mom:half Italian half Greek
>dad: 100% Jamaican
>me: literally look 100% black, very little white dampening of black features.

Mediterraneans are truly the niggers of Europe, my dude

>> No.9023438

>>9023324
Just don't have babies with a white woman and contribute to the further pollution of the white race.

>> No.9023457

>>9023324
Greeks come in many colors too so maybe your mom was on the darker end of the spectrum.

>> No.9023504

>>9023324
>>me: literally look 100% black, very little white dampening of black features.
because you're black, not white.

>> No.9023554

>>9020078
Faggot hes making videos FOR 4channers. I firmly believe Felix is one of us he has been for a long time and now hes all about making content for oldfags

>> No.9023801

>>9023438
>babies
>>9023457
She’s pretty light, looks mostly Italian, a little more olivey though
>>9023504
Exactly my point

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>>9023801
r u at least one of those cool negroes who sounds white and plays street fighter?

>> No.9024533

You all niggas should read Ted Kaczynski manifesto or/and play MGS2.
You will understand better what is going on with current civilization.