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One thing I will say is that females have VERY soft skin. Touching a woman’s skin was one of the only things I enjoyed about the night. Eventually she left because I think she figured out I was retarded and had no idea what to do.

I told my waiter/pimp to bring a girl that was thin and spoke good English. He brought a REALLY good looking brunette with shortish hair who I bought another drink for, and she sat on my lap and grinded against my dick and made me 40% hard. I asked her if she would kiss me and she said she never kissed anyone, even if we went upstairs, because she had a boyfriend. I gently pushed her off of me after feeling her tits a bit more because I wanted to trying kissing. She left and I told my pimp to bring another.

While he went to bring me another, a random girl with glasses(they are all dressed in bikinis btw) plopped down beside me, put her hand on my dick and told me she liked my eyes. I asked her what she liked about them and she just repeated herself. I realized she didn’t speak a lick of English (I’m Canadian so I know 0 Spanish), so I shooed her away. My pimp brought another girl but I didn’t think she was hot so I just looked at my pimp and shook my head and she walked away (lol).

Finally another girl sat down beside me. About 5’0, large but not huge fake tits, no tattoos, long black hair. 9/10 body, 7.5 face, and she spoke reasonably good English. I bought her a drink from my pimp/waiter who was dutifully standing by, and she started grinding on me. Eventually she told me to take her upstairs, I said how much, she said $100 for 30 minutes. I said no, too much, so she said $80. I said $60, and she said no, she is too pretty for less than $80. I figured that since I was a virgin I wanted to take things slower and that I would probably come instantly, so I said how much for an hour. She said $150, I said $120 and she said ok. Negotiations were all done with her sitting on my lap and leaning into me.

>>9017003
Back to >>>/r9k/
Saged

I liked smelling and touching her. We walked to the door, she got a robe and we walked for 10 seconds to my hotel.

THE SEX STARTS HERE:

I should first say that almost none of what happened up to this point nor what happened afterwards was pleasurable for me. Being a virgin has never been a problem for me, probably because I such a loner that I never hear anyone talk about things that could make me jealous or curious, so there was no eager anticipation on my part to “finally lose it”. My heart rate never increased from excitement or anticipation, I wasn’t nervous at all, I just thought to myself, “this will be interesting, let’s try it”.

When we entered the hotel room I had no idea what to do so I just started taking my clothes off. She did the same, but she kept on giving me weird looks. She was probably figuring out that I was a retard. At some point I lied and said I was nervous because I hadn’t had sex in a year (she looked at me like I said I killed babies for fun when I said this), although I wasn’t nervous, just extremely awkward.

We both got naked and laid on the bed and started to kiss. KISSING IS DISGUSTING. She kept using her tongue I think, and it felt like a worm trying to slither out of a hole into my mouth. I was reminded of the giant worm scene in Star Wars Ep. V (“this is no cave!”) Also her mouth was so small, it felt like I was going to swallow it. Did not try to kiss her again after those first few minutes. Oh, and she asked me to brush my teeth which I thought was pretty funny, it was probably those fish tacos I ate.

I was about 50% hard at this point, so she put a condom on me and started blowing me. I said do it without a condom and she said no. I honestly derived zero pleasure from this, it just felt weird, but eventually I got about 80% hard and I told her to get on top of me.

I did this because I read that it’s the easiest position and they won’t be able to tell you’re a virgin. I had her do everything, I just lay there. It was very difficult for her to fit my penis into her vagina, but once it was in I honestly felt basically nothing. She started bouncing up and down on top of me, and I enjoyed sucking on her big tits and grabbing her ass, but I never got fully hard.

Here’s where things started to get weird. She said we should to doggy, so she got off and there was a LOT of blood streaming down her thighs, and the condom was covered in blood too. She started sort of panicking, I was just lying there confused. She said she had no idea wtf was happening, she gets a patch on her arm or something that stops her from getting her period, so that wasn’t it. She went to the bathroom and was cleaning herself up with water and towels, and she looked confused/embarrassed and she asked me if I wanted to still do it or if she should go. I wasn’t horny at all, completely nonplussed, but I told her to stay because I wanted to try cumming in a girl.

She put on another condom, started blowing me because I was soft again, and thenI got around behind her as she went on all fours on the bed. I honestly just guessed where her vag was because I had no idea, her ass was too big for me to see. After about 20 seconds I guessed right and the same thing happened, it was very hard to put my dick in, but once in there was very little sensation. There was so little sensation that one time I slipped out and kept thrusting for about 5 seconds because I couldn’t tell if I was in her or not. Doggy was actually pretty fun, I pounded her as hard as I could and I felt like an alpha male watching her ass bounce. Then we went to missionary where I put my head beside hers, and pounded her as hard as I could for another few minutes. Missionary thrusting is very awkward and tiring, I prefer doggy.

By this time I was fully erect and eventually I ejaculated, but I did not orgasm at all.

I spent about 15 minutes inside of her, plus 5-10 minutes of BJ. So much for virgins cumming instantly, although I must admit I am an unusual case. We had half an hour left, so I told her to give me a massage. She gave me a very poor and half-hearted one. There was zero intimacy this whole time, she wouldn’t let me touch her pussy, and when she was blowing me she kept saying “don’t look at me, it’s weird.” Wtf, why wouldn’t I want to look at you blowing me? And it’s not because I’m ugly, she liked touching my face and hair when we were lying down beside each other, I think it’s more that I was giving her the ol’ autist stare.

Eventually, since we had 20 minutes left I told her to try blowing me again. She did this weird thing where she started licking and sucking on my nipple, which actually felt really good, but I never got more than 40% hard. She tried riding me again, but that didn’t work, so I told her she might as well just go. She looked a bit confused and embarrassed, I was mildly embarrassed but mostly just didn’t care.

Overall, nothing was painful, but very little was pleasurable either. I only enjoyed the nipple sucking (hers and mine) and touching a female’s soft skin. The doggy style pounding was kind of amusing too.

Total cost of the night:

2 Heineken’s: $10 ($4 plus $1 tip)
3 lady drinks: $30 ($9 plus $1 tip)
Sex: $120
Doorman’s tip for girl’s robe: $1
Tip to pimp for finding me a seat: $1

$162.

If you’re wondering why you buy the girls a drink, it’s not like at a bar, the girls will immediately let you touch them almost wherever you want once you get them a drink. It’s like $10 for a fondling/grinding session

I’m getting tired, I will be going to sleep in half an hour, let me know if you enjoyed this. I think I’ll try having sex again tomorrow, I want someone to blow me without a condom. Then again, it’s all pretty pointless, I think I’m too mentally ill and depressed to enjoy any of this. Once again, if anyone is in the San Diego/Tijuana area let me know if you want to meet, although after reading this I can understand if you don’t want to.

>>9017050
I'm sorry that you're such a disembodied retard.

>>9017057
I enjoyed it OP. Thanks for sharing you have a good ability to convey little nuances.

>>9017050
>hooker
>blood down her thighs.
dafuq nigga.

Good read Anon. Tomorrow take your fav porn in on your phone & show it to the girl.

>>9017003
Can't believe I read all that.
You should go see a shrink.
You've got fucking problems.

An extremely autistic and descriptive write up of your night, congrats on getting some puss OP!

>>9017063
Kek. See if some of the /o/tists down in SD wanna meet up. They're autistic as fuck too and theres a s/o/cal thread up. They'll enjoy your story

A lot of men freak the fuck out over menstrual blood which is retarded

>>9017057
>I ejaculated, but I did not orgasm
wat?

I hear you on the lack of sensation - sex is overated

>>9017003
>40% hard
>Kissing was disgusting
>Eventually I ejaculated but I did not orgasm

Nigga, next time try fucking a man!

>>9017063
You sound like a cool dude bro

I'd meet you and hang out if we weren't living in different countries

>>9017050
>there was a LOT of blood streaming down her thighs
Gay guy here. People always dump on gay people saying their sex is gross, but if I ever saw blood during intercourse, I would legit vomit. I will never understand the appeal of straight sex.

In read hearing patrick batemans voice

BrooooZ. Great story. Anon here I gave you a detailed list of places to go (gems of San Diego TJ). I was gonna email you, but your previous message was removed. Go somewhere classier and relax. I love Monte Carlo in zona rio. Get a professional massage, a hang out, and a sauna. You’ll feel like a champ. Its totally relaxed. Email me clickyclick45@mail.com. I’m in San Diego. Grab a beer, smoke weed or someshit.

>>9017057
>eventually I ejaculated, but I did not orgasm at all.

>>9017063
>>9017057
>>9017050
>>9017032
>>9017012
>>9017003
Is this you? Your writing style is exactly the same. Or do all actual autists write like this?

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BIZ

Participating in thread of 2018.

20 yo virgin here; im not ugly nor autistic i simply got 0 experience

I got friends and girlfriends (frienzoned :c) who often talk about sex topics with me; even though they know im a virgin; im actually the only one that really cares; the girls say its cute.

Thought about getting a hooker; when i probably could be so much more; but i spent all my childhood playing wow and working out like a retard

>I was reminded of the giant worm scene in Star Wars Ep. V ("this is no cave!")

>>9017003
This story was uplifting because it made me realize my life isn't as shit. Even when things look bad I'll remember I could be much worse off. Thanks OP.

Fokken lmao. This is better than the misc.

>>9017003
Thanks for the read OP, I look forward to the next instalment. I also remember when I did this how soft women's skin is. The other thing I noticed is how like... low down the pussy is. It's like literally below them, not like a dick which is sort of on your front.

>>9017063
I wish I could hang with you OP I would get you out of your shell and into a party mood

Try to get some coke or ecstasy , the problem is you cannot stop being yourself . Surrender control and go on a wild ride

Very good review 10/10. You should dabble into writing if you aren't already.

Include me in the screencap though.

>>9017240
don't waste it on a hooker, bro
Just keep your chastity for your grilfren
they love that shit
bonus points if your first gf ends up the one you drop kids in for the rest of your lives cause it's easier to bond if you have that "special" connection (the one with your p only ever being in her v (or mouth, bellybutton, ear, whatever LOL)) lel

Are you me? Im 24 and still virgin but im literally too lazy to do something about it. I have girls from 16-21 that want to fuck me but i would only do a 10 if i had to.
I just dont care about it and my hand usually solves the problem.

>>9017003
This isn't real

>>9017327
I mean a 10 out of 10 inb4 some fag

>>9017032
nice bedtime story

Thoroughly enjoyed reading that. Great job OP.

>>9017063
You sound like a perfectly normal guy OP. If anything the only reason you're an "autist" is because of your lack of social interactions up until now, am I right? I've been there at one point in my life so I can relate. You're not ACTUALLY autistic, you just don't have experience. I was like you, a total shut in KHV until I hit 21. 23 now and I bang a different girl almost every week, which honestly isn't as great as you'd think. Just keep experiencing life, you'll be fine.

>>9017003
Literally thread of 2018

OP good on you. You seem alright and glad you weren't an asshole to the girls. I'm sure they deal with loads of dipshit aussies,brits,Americans and Canadians all day.

Tips: don't eat the salad. If they rinse it in tap water your stomach is fucked.

Go to a Mezcal bar and order a top tier Mezcal- you won't regret it.

Don't get too fucked up

Enjoy yourself

>>9017204
lmfao

Context is everything. Making love to your girlfriend that you deflowered, & fumbling around with a jaded, diseased, out of shape hooker is like night and day. You took the degenerate option.

Now your shitty experience has re-wired your brain to be disgusted by sex. Congratulations, you're even further behind the 8-ball than when you were a virgin.

>>9017242
I kek'd so hard great reference OP

>>9017003
saged

Dont know why but I read it all. Nice work OP. I have more fun just with a sensual stripper than a hooker honestly. Better of all would be sex in a meaningful relationship or one where you are very comfortable with the girl. See ya space cowboy.

>>9017431
Man you sound like some fucking straight arrow bitch. OP man'd the fuck up and went to TJ solo to literally Hong Kong club. This dude is doing what most of you autustic clowns dream of doing. Also who still says de-flower fuck you must have sex like a robot

>>9017003
anyone got the archive to the idea thread from a few days ago? That was a great thread

>>9017163
yeah but your sex is still at least as gross
vagina goo sounds less disgusting that poop 90% of the time

>>9017063
Thanks for the writeup OP, I was interested about what would happen when I read your original thread about going to Tijuana lol.
It was a nice read, I like your style and I can really relate to some feelings you wrote about. Like the other guy said, if you loosen up a bit more there are surely some enjoyable things to find in an adventure like this, maybe find some mates to go with them, it's mostly more fun in a group.
I wish you all the best OP.

>>9017003
Honestly a good read. Ive never been to a strip club and im married now. Only ever slept with 3 women in my life.

Can sine anon tell me Is it worth it finding a hot hooker for sex? I dont think ive ever been with a super hot girl.

I'd literally rather jerk off than fuck with a condom on.

>>9017508
I've done it when I was in my early 20's. OP describes it all perfectly. Unless you're completely shitfaced it's just not fun.

>>9017204
it's him

>>9017422
>>9017573
The ages match up and everything. I really want to believe it's him, having abandoned his family and made it in crypto. Godspeed OP

>>9017558
this

fucking with a condom (or blowjobs for that matter) and without are two different worlds

>>9017545
i found a 19 yo hooker once, best sex of my life

>>9017558
you need the expensive condoms. don't cheap out

You didn't get much sensation because you were wearing a condom. Sex without a condom feels so much better that it makes having to use one almost not even worth going through with it.

That said, DO NOT BANG WHORES WITHOUT A CONDOM. Even if you ever find one willing to let you. It's not worth the anxiety you'd feel afterwards, even if you luck out and don't have any health repercussions. But when you finally get a girlfriend, it's so much better than using a condom it's almost like a totally different thing that you're doing.

>>9017334
yeah it is he posted a few days ago saying he was going alone

>>9017520
Straight people have anal sex too. Besides, the average bottom-twink is more hygienic than the average women. These guys are pros. Hair lasered off, douching hours in advance, etc. If you are doing it right, there is never any poo.

>>9017057
>eventually I ejaculated, but I did not orgasm at all.

>>9017063
Thanks for the update op
Your writing style truly gives away your lack of social interaction, sort of like a ulillillia lite

>>9017639
stop for a second and think about what you're doing

>>9017639
i'm a doctor and i can tell you that douching does not make it more sanitary whatsoever

>>9017431
fuck you you absolute faggot. You probably never experienced your first scenario. Probably not even the second either. At least OP is no longer a virgin. He did what millions of men do every year. His brain isn't rewired, he just fucked a dumb hooker that he wasn't really that attracted to. OP craves intimacy more than sex which is a normal and healthy sentiment. There's millions of stories of hookers having clients who literally just want to sit and talk and tell them their problems instead of telling a therapist. OP is not further behind the 8 ball. He set a goal and he achieved it, he is rich enough to afford a weekend jaunt to another fucking country just to bang hookers. Not a lot of people get to live that exclusive sort of lifestyle.

>>9017595
What country and what race? Do you always have to use condoms with hookers?

>>9017240
Just fuck a hooker dude, did it when i was 20 too, no regrets, it's nice not having to think about being a virgin anymore.

>>9017057
Sex with a condom is shit. Plus it was with a hooker you had no attachment to. No surprise it wasn't that good.

I ejuaculated inside my gf yesterday and it wad the absolute best. Even just sex is fantastic with no condom(uncut, but I don't think it will make such a big difference).

>>9017050
How thicks your dick wtf

>>9017713
>uncut, but I don't think it will make such a big difference
YOU'D BE SURPRISED THEN

>>9017063

You know how many LINK's you could have bought with that money?

>>9017605
I'm consistently amazed by the number of people who go through so much effort and have so much more sex than me ignoring that simple fact. First time I had sex, I used trojan magnum xl. Felt tight and constricting, we still fucked fine and I came, but it was uncomfortable. Did I sit there passively and think "oh well i guess that's what condom sex is like"? Fuck no. The minimum step is a google search, and sure enough if any of you did that you would have seen the studies showing all store brand condoms are too small in width for 50% of men. You need to order that shit online. Store brands cap out at 54-56mm while online you will commonly find 57, 60, 64 and 69. It costs more, but the difference is night and day.

>>9017003

I honestly enjoyed reading this and relate to it pretty well, least not having sex and being mid twenties and shit. Only difference is I'm still KHV lmao.

Sure some people would say you're fucked up but all I read there was brutally honest opinions. I like how you haggle the price down too, lmfao.

If ever you're in Mtl, I'd be down to hangout and listen to this shit. It's entertaining as fuck.

Kik is 'Civilisational'.

Also this is more /r9k/, but the fact that you went all accountant on your night out makes it borderline acceptable by /biz/ standards. Either way, I prefer reading this shit than pajeet shill threads.

Also gotta watch out for herpes and HPV, but with that bitch bleeding on you I think it's a bit late for that lol.

>>9017063
Ty for the story its was entertaining

>>9017717

Judging by his description she was bone dry, may have actually caused her to tear a bit.

>>9017032
>She did the same, but she kept on giving me weird looks. She was probably figuring out that I was a retard.

ahemm, only got this far yet op, but let me tell you one thing, you're not a retard, you're a natural born beta and also lack empathy for females. to some extent it can be learnt but jesus christ you're supposed to have these hardwired even if it's the first time you see a woman

are you sure you're not gay?

im srs you shoudl consider that, maybe you're not a beta just gay

>>9017795
>biz standards
This place has 0 fucking standards and 0 fucking mods. It keeps itself tidy somehow regardless.

>>9017691
buy quality condoms and you don't have to worry, the good ones you can't even tell its there, it's that good.
i'd never want to fuck a whore without a condom, especially since so many guys WANT to do that.
was a chinese girl in usa, my jaw dropped when i got to her place, she was a legit 9/10, never got that lucky before
>>9017764
yeah it never ceases to amaze me how many people complain about condoms. and people that regularly go for hookers...ffs it's less than $1 for a nice condom

>>9017204

Why don’t you go get a job degenerate?

>>9017050
Good work anon
Now at least you know how dam overated the whole thing is. Try having a gf, after a couple of weeks sex become an actual chore like cleaning the over or moving the lawn.. stick to 2d

You're a serious fucking sociopath OP. FFS go get some councilling before you go and shoot up a school or movie theatre.

>>9017204
kek

>>9017003
Good read OP, I live in LA. Never had the experience to fuck a stripper. I would lik e too, but money's a liil tight. Anyways, my bday is to tomorrow, and I plan to a hit a local strip club.

Just have fun, and get some coke that's what I always do. Get loose a lil bit, and you'll have fun.

>>9017852
I think we all are here for gains or wojacks :)

>>9018010

wtf?

>cant fuck a stripper...but moneys a lil tight
>have fun, and get some coke, thats what i always do

wait. isnt coke more expensive than sluts?

wtf is going on in this thread

>>9017847
> Implying OP is a faggot

OP is always a faggot.

>>9017816
That made me shiver a little. Friction burn tear. Ugh.

>>9017142
It's just not a good time to have vaginal sex. Does not feel smooth for male, possible infection for female because of irritation.

>>9017258
I think there is variation in terms of placement.

>>9017240
>You have two choices, and the answer depends on your moral compass.

>You don't have a problem paying for sex
Then do it with a hooker, I myself, when I was younger did it, out of curiousity, as I was unable to get it up, with girls I met otherwise (I was always praised for being the best at everything, and the girls knew had big expectations, but I had very little confidence in myself sexually, so I just couldn't get it up, in fear that I would fuck up, and they would tell everyone)
This turned out to be a really good decision, soon after I learned that sex is piss easy, I could have sex with 'normal' girls as well.
But I will say this though, you have to be okay with the whole thing. Some people think it's only for devil's spawn. But if you look at it objectively, it's just a fucking person having sex, and they get money for it. No biggie.

>If you cannot tolerate this secret
Then please don't. Just know this, sex is easy. Just remember to giver finger first, and you have to arch your fingers, don't just stick them in and out.
The whole fucking is easy too, just put it in, maintain a good rhythm that you can maintain for long periods of time. SO DON'T BE SCARED OF IT.

This is so fucked. This lack of understanding that other people have feelings too is rediculas. Anyone remember that webm here of the fat kid fucking that asain girl but he's like hitting her really hard to have better sex???

Like the saddest webm I've ever seen on all my years around here and this story reminded me of it. People like you should just give up on love desu. Like why not just tell her you're a kissless virgin? God It's crazy how stupid people are.

>>9017909

Those last lines are so relatable to me right now lol. We’ve moved and tried lots of more heavier stuff like bondage, bdsm, extremely++ rough sex, and it’s good at the time but I don’t fantasize about it. But the girl walking down the steeet who isn’t as pretty as my gf? Wanna fuck her brains out. I honestly don’t think I can monogamy, I’m 3 years with my lovely gf now. She’s be the dream if I was like late 30s but I’m mid twenties and jut wanna fuck every girl I see lol.

>>9018103
>rediculas

lmao, I must be too tired.

>>9017012
>Kissing STD ridden whores

>>9017204
>> do u liek mudkipz?

Nostalgia

>>9018116

why not?

mummy gave you kisses all your life you still came out a faggot.

>>9017003
brapp

>>9018103
Because, oddly enough, some hookers will refuse to take your virginity as they feel unworthy of it. Lol.

>>9018157
name 5

>>9018028
Biznes ass usual.

>she wouldn't let me
dude you're paying her for a service, the fuck is this shit jesus
>blood down her thigh
i'd run away the fuck away from that shit, disgusting

Fellow frog here i did the same thing as OP when i was 19, however i was lucky as fuck and the girl was hot and really passionate with me. It was the best sex i had until now, which is weird because the first time is supposed to be awkward/bad and all that stuff but it wasnt.

The shitty experiences came after i tried some other hookers and it just got worse and worse, it felt worse than fapping and left me empty inside. Fucking hookers is a hit or miss type of thing..

why are we so pathetic bros

>>9018274
It's humanity

>>9017256
Some /biz/ breads do feel like the good old misc

>>9017003
I had a similar experience with hookers...

All in all it was dull; I had more fun with real gfs.

>>9017114
I had that happen to me with a hooker too...

You expect a hooker to be 100% down there... not blood...

>>9017143
yeah that left me confused...

my experience with hookers was lack of sensation, lack of intimacy, boredom.

>>9017003
OP that was absofucking loutely great


Well written and interesting

Ignore half the autists on this thread who have never left their basement yet call you autistic.

You had some dude fetch you girls, you fucked one, had a good time, told a good story .

Today OP became Alpha

>>9017163
I only ever had that problem with hookers.
With girlfriends I never had such an issue...
I guess taking cock all the time takes its toll

>>9017114
Dude....she wasn't bleeding because of period or because your dick was big. I hope you didn't get any of that on you and wore a condom.

>>9017680
I'm speaking from experience cockmaster, listen or don't, IDGAF. You don't get intimacy from sex tourism, you get a dirty, awkward, unfulfilling experience with damaged people. Like I said OP's story exemplified that, he pulled no punches which was good. You can learn from that or you can get butthurt about me pointing out the obvious

>>9017063
Legendary thread, OP. Thanks for the write up. Have a good time there.

>>9017032
Sounds like she had no idea what she was doing either. My first time was at 18 with a KHV and she would use her tongue so much it was disgusting. I told her to stop with the tongue and it was actually pleasurable. BJs with inexperienced girls are the worst because they don't realise their teeth are scraping against your skin. Stick to handjobs with lots of lube.

>>9019328
My first HJ was over my underwear. The poor chick stroked for like two hours without making me cum. Good thing I'm not circumcised, or I'd probably have been bleeding. At the end, it was a really cool kind of hurting, though.

>>9017163

enjoy shit dick degenerate

>>9017163
Blood as opposed to shit, youre a real brainlet

>>9017145
kek

>>9018684
>>9018740

Many hookers are moms and had their vagina sown back shut by a third world doctor. That is why she bled.

It is also why OP felt nothing. Fucking a mother is always 0/10.

>>9017063
Nice story bro, easy to read. U should start using an alias 4 more people to follow your adventures

>>9017605
What are the expensive ones?

>>9017003
You might want to try a dude instead OP, nevertheless, sex is highly overrated. So either you're gay or you need a soulmate for pleasurable sex.

>>9019575
>sex is highly overrated

This desu, it's just our degenerate society promoting it heavily like it's an absolute requirement in excessive amounts.. but really it's no different than going to the bathroom people just get all these fucked up ideas about it from watching too much porn or similar.

Pic somewhat related.

I'm 18 myself and I had thaught about fucking a hooker, but then I realised I'm actually quite a chad. Like I have an above average face(half Italian), fit body from playing soccer and lifting now and I'm very likely gonna make it if we see another bull run to ATH. So my plan now is to wait until my stack hits $25k again, go to a vacation and just go to clubs/bars or hit on girls on the beach.

>>9019500
>Fucking a mother is always 0/10.

100% this, I don't know why this isn't talked about more. There was this married bitch that was older than me that I fucked a few times (mostly just got head from her) and it was the absolute worst sex. Like fucking a textureless glove.

>>9019522
I second this

>>9019522
thirded this

>>9017738
like, 5,000?

>>9017003
You need to find a girl who lets you fuck her raw, my dude. It's godlike.

>>9017003
Me not know how men resist murdering hooker when fuck them...

>>9017063
Thanks for sharing. Sounds fucking awful.

Wtf was this pearl of a thread? more pls

>>9017003
OP have you considered that you're actually asexual? It sounds like you just don't get genuine pleasure from any kind of stimulation. What tipped me off is how you said you ejaculated but didn't orgasm, which makes no sense because that's the definition of orgasm for a guy.

I actually feel like this isn't a story about a virgin autist's first time having sex, but rather a case study of an asexual autist attempting to try sex.

Most virgins would be diamonds the entire time after getting one touch from a girl if it was really their first time.

>>9020238
Because most people aren't that level of fucked up.

If you unironically want to kill any hooker just because, please kys and save everyone the trouble.

>>9020474
>Most virgins would be diamonds the entire time

I had trouble staying hard my first time fucking a chick. I actually didn't even blow my load until the second time, days later.

>sex is overrated
>kissing was weird
>blowjob was weird
>blood on her tights
>eventually I ejaculated, but I did not orgasm at all

>>9020474
Orgasm and ejaculation are two separate mechanisms. They are usually closely linked, but it's possible to achieve one without the other.

Nicely written story with pictures OP. I remember your other thread. Don’t worry so much about it. Literally every person after their first time goes, that’s it? And I remember thinking that kissing was gross too, but that’s because I was drunkenly kissing a girl I wasn’t attracted to. If you find a girl who you both have a connection, it can be pretty good.

Busting a nut is always pretty cool. But really, the whole act is most worth it when it’s with a girl you care about who cares about you.

I’ve actually been curious about Hong Kong’s. Been wanting to go but I don’t have a passport.

>>9017003
>it's another Romano thread

fuck off to twitter

>>9017660
Yeah... No. You're just linking the fact that you know he's awkward since he said it and that you believe you're a real life Sherlock Holmes (which you aren't btw). Wake up.

>>9020480
:(

>>9017258
Kek

>>9017508
Lmao, is this what all of those losers who go fuck cheap foreign hookers tell themselves? I’m picturing a fat older white guy with savings from his upper working class tier job in a Hawaiian shirt and birkenstocks talking about being an alpha because he fucked some Thai hookers for 50 baht or whatever

>>9022327
I have no problem with the guys like OP who hire hookers and know it's because they are pathetic, but the ones who have to pay for sex and then act like it's alpha always crack me up. They always have some bullshit like, "every guy pays for sex, just in different ways" or "I'm not paying them for sex, I'm paying them to leave". Their egos are so fragile that they can't just admit they're losers, hilarious really. The fact they always get so defensive about it proves they know it's sad and they just can't admit it.

>>9017003
Seriously dude, see a doctor, get your test levels checked at the very least. The way you're experiencing life is fucked up but you can fix it.

>>9018109
Try no fap brah. But yeah that's just a guy thing

>>9018103
Post sauce webm.

>>9017003
Keep up with the updates anon. Also don't give up. Ask the pimp for a girl who will blow you without a condom if it's that important to you. First time can be shitty. Also buy some lube, sounds like she was dry as fuck which makes sex difficult and not as good. Don't use too much though cause too wet is bad too.

>>9017888
>ffs it's less than $1 for a nice condom
Can you please recommend some? Don't have a partner to do my own experiments with, don't have one night stands often enough to ruin by trying different, bad condoms, either. :/

Goddamn OP. Seems like you're incapable of having fun

>>9023041
>you're incapable of having fun
welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay.

>>9017003
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>>9017063
Put me in the screencap

>>9017764
This. My dick literally gets crushed by regular condoms because they are too tight.

>>9017003
Enjoyed the story. You do seem to lack some social skills/empathy, but maybe it's just because of your writing style.

Told u not to do it in your thread a few days ago. Enjoy your 3rd world diseases retard.

>>9017003
S A V A G E

>>9022920
Crown condoms are by far the best I've ever used, Okamoto Beyond 7 bretty gud too. Buy on condomania

>>9022920
You can use a fleshlight/onahole to test out condoms. The other anon is correct, it does make a considerable difference using one that fits correctly.

>>9017003
>giving away your once in a life time pure virginity to a used up roastie whore that got dicked sideways in every orifice hundreds of times by filthy shitskins

I sincerely hope you're proud of yourself, congratulations on this. Seriously.

>>9017012
>40% hard
fucking keked so hard when I read this

>>9017325
having sex with only one woman your whole life is almost gayer than buttfucking a bunch of men

>>9017431
faggot detected

san diego anon, can confirm thread is legit. everything checks out.

we call what happened to you a bloody mary

pic related

>>9023578
imagine believing this

This thread, Kek.
Thanks for delivering OP.
>I'm 40% hard.

Hope your life gets better. Keep putting yourself out there to try and find some meaning. I dont think hookers are not going to do it for you fyi.

>>9017050
>Here’s where things started to get weird.
LIKE IT WASN'T ALREADY YOU MASSIVE AUTIST

Nah fair enough dude I enjoyed this story. It's like reading a robot's account of sex. You are clearly very autistic (in the internet sense of the word and probably clinically, too). The reason why this whole situation wasn't enjoyable to you and also why the girl looked at you weirdly is because you are way too up in your head. When you're that up in your head it's hard to feel emotion and therefore express emotion - so you must have seemed weird. Most people go visit prostitutes because their emotions force them too - they're excited, lonely, whatever. It's unusual for someone to dispassionately go out to have sex when they don't actually want to and this almost certainly came across to the girls too.

It's less so for men than women but sex has a big mental component which is difficult to create in a vacuum. Especially when it's your first time it's hard to get out of your head and just enjoy the moment - even if like you said you're not nervous.

It also helps to have the right person. Despite what some saps say you don't have to be in love to enjoy sex but chemistry is very real. There's this girl I really like and find attractive etc and had sex with her a bunch of times, feel totally comfortable, etc. but the sex is so boring I sometimes feel like you describe in this story. Whereas I've had one night stands with girls who weren't physically my type but when it came to sex for whatever reason it was amazing

Don't generalize sex from this one experience and keep trying. Also, try to increase your emotional intelligence and try and feel more emotion and when you feel it express it (if appropriate).

Well done for trying lol

>>9017431
smart guy detected

>>9023578
>"your pure virginity"
yeah cuz if there's one thing women are attracted to it's a virgin. jesus christ. imagine being this much of a faggot

>>9022581
so sick of beta cucks like you talking about shit you don't understand. why do you think rich/famous men always get caught fucking prostitutes? athletes, singers, politicians. justin beiber got caught banging a hook in brazil. is it because "they have to pay" to get laid? nope. it's just fun to fuck a hot girl, do whatever you want because you don't give a shit about her, and then leave and never speak to her again. and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. get fucked pussy choir boy

The madman actually did it!

>>9017003
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>>9017057

>>9024339
>emotional intelligence
>sex with hookers and roasties

>>9024536
>>9024666
in case you are actually empathetic, altruistic, and respectful, you will most likely stay a virgin yourself. which really doesn't void what they call "alphaness," as you still wouldn't take non-virgins as actual mates. seeing how doing so would, amongst other things, be subordinate. (altruism doesn't void alphaness, because altruism can be a differently expressed form of domination.)

i.e.: if an alpha is altruistic, it might stay a virgin itself, but still won't take non-virgins. and maybe it can also be a gentleman. if a beta is "altruistic," however, then it will become a submissive foot-slave to the mistress. and this foot-slave will stay a virgin, while at the same time not caring about the 2d/3d female's state of virginity. which means that it is not allowed to lose its own, unless the mistress allows it. and hence why every good foot-slave must take good care of its virginity.

altruistic alpha (dominant; some gentleman) => stays virgin; doesn't take non-virgins
altruistic beta (submissive; some BDSM-slave) => stays virgin; takes non-virgins

surely a deflowered BDSM-slave is a bad one, because he already proved that he would pursue independent actions (such as sex) without permission. which is essentially him begging for punishment right out of the gate.

anyway... not being autistic, it's understood for a male's virginity to not have anything to do with alphaness, but it being all about his view on altruism. (a male's view on his own virginity concerns altruism, whereas his view on 2d/3d female virginity concerns alphaness. and everyone else (those marrying roasties) /is/ a "beta provider." whether you consider it insultive or not really doesn't matter.)

Did you try coke yet

Take pics of hookers for posterity

>>9017003
I'll be going the same route soon OP. I have massive hangups with women because of my past and I'm hoping it will break the spell. If not I'll atleast have an interesting experience. I'll be going to a small and fairly classy brothel in the Netherlandse though and I'm going to be upfront about my total lack of experience.

>tfw touchless 29yo virgin and reading this story makes me sad

>>9026004
You're not missing out on anything bro, at least you have your virginity to have a form of sense and wonder.

>>9026004
Don't even worry about it really. Seriously its a joke. You shoot white stuff at a girl and that's it.

>>9026004
you don't know what sad is until your flexing out your seed and crying at the same time that your ejaculating but there is no orgasm, only sadness.

28yo KHV. After making some cryptogainz I was planning to pay a hooker a visit this summer on my next trip to Slavland since it's full of cheap 8/10s. I'm rethinking this after reading this story.

>>9026333
>you don't know what sad is until your flexing out your seed and crying at the same time that your ejaculating but there is no orgasm, only sadness.

You sure you weren't getting fucked by a Succubus (male)?

>>9017003
I remember you a couple day ago. I cant believe you did it!

>>9026384
That would be an incubus brainlet.

>>9026369

You'd probably be better served getting one that can do an actual massage and jack you off at the end, it'll get you used to actually being touched in somewhat familiar ways instead of jumping straight into sex.

>>9026409
My incubus can't be this cute though.

Sex without emotional connection is overrated. Once you've had sex a couple of times with peoples you don't care about it gets dull.

>>9017063
Hey bro, maybe you went to the wrong bar, Go to Honk-Kong or Adelitas for a better service

>>9017012
> I said how much, she said $100 for 30 minutes. I said no, too much, so she said $80. I said $60, and she said no, she is too pretty for less than $80. I figured that since I was a virgin I wanted to take things slower and that I would probably come instantly, so I said how much for an hour. She said $150, I said $120 and she said ok. Negotiations were all done with her sitting on my lap and leaning into me.

I was wondering when it would turn into a biz related post.

>>9025800
what is this absolute tripe you are writing?

it's really not that complicated

>anons first time at sex
>its awful
>somehow blood is involved
youll get better at it, r-right?

>>9024709
Proud of you OP, glad you didn’t kys yourself.

>>9026409
Know your meme!

>>9017063
>tip to pimp for finding me a seat.
Jesus how cucked are you?

>>9025800
>t. 18-24 overthinker who has absolutely figured it out
you forgot to throw in a "cuck" or two to really flesh out your argument

>>9022834


lmao why would I save that, maybe some other anon has it saved, literally the saddest webm I've ever seen on the Internet.

>>9028262
It's memorable enough for you to remember it, probably worth saving.

>>9029151

I'm honestly sure someone around here has it, but maybe not though. It's cursed.

>>9017003
It's fucking over. Don't tell yourself otherwise. You are an actual brainlet if you don't understand the implications of VEN's announcement. Even if you ignore the fact that most businesses would just utilize VeChain's smart contract platform with its built-in oracle rendering your shittoken absolutely fucking useless, their announcement also implies the simple fact that literally EVERY SINGLE ONE IN THIS BOARD WHO HAS HIGHER THAN ROOM TEMP IQ. Any smart contract platforms can just have their own oracles. Blockchain agnosticism doesn't fucking matter because everyone would just shit out their own oracle network because IT'S THAT FUCKING EASY. Your "moonshot" isn't anything special, sorry LINKies. Get absolutely fucking fucked lmao. On that note, see how it's currently pumping? That's the whales propping the price up as they finally sell their positions on this gamble of a token. I'm sorry, the dream is over. Go fuck yourselves. It's over.

>>9029239
Stop copying and pasting your bullshit on every thread. No one wants to read the sewage coming out of the septic tank that is your brain.

>>9025800
>being a virgin is altruistic
this post is one of the most autistic things I've ever read. you sound like a cult member or something. there is absolutely nothing inherently "bad" about sex, regardless of what your fucked up upbringing taught you. get help.

>>9026540
speak for yourself