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>“My son, today you are with me in Lamboland.” Sergey touched Wagie Wojak’s shoulder and Wojak transformed into a brilliant green Wojak. His mortal McDonalds uniform coil fell away. Sergey walked through the crowd. He had the key to the spaceship. The cheering from the marines intensified, the wailing of those left outside grew louder.
>“The few. The proud. The LINK marines.”
>“1000 EOY!”
>“We’re not selling!”
>Someone began to say, “Tonight. Tonight. Tonight.” And they stomped in unison.
>“Tonight!”
>“Tonight!”
>“Tonight!”
>“TONIGHT!”
>Sergey opened the spaceship doors and turned around to face the crowd.
>“Strap in, boys.”

>> No.9013670

>>9013629
MISSION CONTROL, READY FOR LAUNCH!

>> No.9013689

Once upon a time in a timeline much like our own lived Wagie Wojak. He gets up at 6:00am, eats a bowl of oatmeal with a cup of instant coffee. At 7:30 he serves breakfast at McDonalds. From 11:00am, he begins serving lunch. At 12:30 he gets a free lunch. He gets a Big Mac with large fries for himself and prepares an order for his friend.
A year ago, Wagie Wojak noticed the same guy would come to eat at McDonalds every day, at the same time, and always ordered the Big Mac with extra Special Sauce. The man loved the Big Mac Special Sauce and always asked for 3x. He orders two extra Big Macs and scrapes off the sauce to dip the fries in for one, and with the other he puts the extra sauce in his Oreo McFlurry. Whenever the man came to Wojak’s counter, Wojak would secretly give him 5x the sauce.
Wojak became friends with the Man. They would have lunch together. Wojak never learned more about what the man worked on or what his name is. He would just call himself Big Mac.
Today, at 8:00pm Wojak continued to work.
“Working late on New Years Eve?” Said Big Mac.
“I don’t have anywhere to go. I didn’t get a girlfriend again this year,” said Wojak. His skin pinkened as was normal.

>> No.9013727
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>>9013629
$1000 EOY

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>>9013727
Oc? Switch it to this backgound.

>> No.9014254

>>9013629
holy shit that's gay as fuck, kys