/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nice pic

Will semiconductors make a quick recovery lads?

>>8999499
Only those that put emphasis on cloud comptuing

Me plan for today
Going try dynamic strategy for day instead placing buy/ sells b4 day start

Morning!

Ha ha, it's the weed date!

>>9000505
Good morning

It is also Addy Hitler's birthday <3

>>9000563
Faggot

RREEEEEE WHY IS DRUMPF FUCKING WITH MY OIL PLAYS

Wake up NEET's and smell the Monster, we got money to make

>>8999371
Morning lads
>>9000787
Disgusting I just woke up and vomited in my mouth a little

Morning all. Tomorrow is San Jacinto day. Burn in Hell Santa Anna!

>>9000882
Now you're wide awake and ready to smash this Friday for gains

>>9000329
wtf is this? You have to be 18 to post here.

>>9000898
Amen! REMEMBER THE ALAMO!

>>9001235
Davy Crockett was a homo sexual who liked to play with squirrels.

>>9001312
You forgot your trip, illegal alien

>>9001312

>>9000734
kek are you upset that hes not launching a full scale attack against syria?

>>8999371
Just got pink wojack'd by Atlassian (TEAM) earnings

beat earnings but then the stock crashed 15% anyway, making my calls completely worthless. fuuuuuck my life

DUST is up in the pre-market.

>>9001571
We really are mere playthings in the hand of the Bogs and Sminem

>>9001660
indeed

anyone know why the fuck WFC is mooning premarket?

>>9001732
They basically just got a slap on their hands and get away with their shit

>>9001749
sell the rumor buy the news

>>9001660
remember, kids: earnings beats are PRICEDIN. earnings misses, on the other hand, are never priced in

>>8999371
>Don't be mad it's just money
>it's just money

how do I know when to sell

>>9001786
Not always true. GE just surged 5% on beating earnings because everyone expected it to miss.

Basically the price only moves the other way if there is significant expectation for companies to over or underperform.

>>9001781
lel the news is that they got hit with a $1B fine. not sure if that warrants a 1% PM jump

>>9000787
kek

>>9001860
Yeah but they can appeal it and weasel their way out of paying the full amount. Like I know a guy who got hit by a fine, and he just did like some community service instead of paying, so they're going to get it reduced, then turn it into a charitable donation thing where they just end up taking it out of their advertising budget. This is great news for them.

>>9001786
>>9001858
In fact, I think there is a rule of thumb : are the Bogs and Sminem enthusiastic about the stock ?
If yes, success would be liberally priced in leading to a greater risk of an earning dump.
In no, stock would be shorted and any piece of good news or less shitty results than expected will results would pop the SP.

>>8999499
can't help but be reminded of something by that pic

>>9001749
there is no justice in world.

>>9001860
>>9001914
I am not too familiar with the effect of fines on taxes in the US
Are they deductible ?

>>9000563
fella went by the name ADOLF HITLER

I think my buddy might kill himself today.He bought GE early 2017 held it untill last week where he sold it for about 13.09. Then I bought a bunch of GE for shits and giggles after he sells. Now im up 13% already.

>>9001914
looks like theyre taking a hit. knew PM looked too sweet

>>9001955
desu i dont know either. i believe so

>>9001968
>>9000563
Yearly reminder that Hitler was a war criminal who pussied out and an hero'd instead of facing justice.

>>9001786
>>9001858
>tsmc makes big profit
>but the earnings increase is only half the usual rate
>whole sector goes down by 5%

Its always about the fucking growth, noone happy to sit and smell the roses, always want more.
If i ever make it, im keeping my company private forever.

>>9000329
This is hard to read but nice decision points. Try not to draw smiles next time too.

Today's hexagram: OBSTRUCTION

The Judgement

OBSTRUCTION. The southwest furthers.
The northeast does not further.
It furthers one to see the great man.
Perseverance brings good fortune.
The Image

Water on the mountain:
The image of OBSTRUCTION.
Thus the superior man turns his attention to himself
And molds his character.

>>9001968
No shit
fyi "Adi" in "Adidas" is the diminutive of Adolf

>>9002033
Buy Southwest

>>9001930
Exactly. I biy shares in companies that have fallen out of favour with the analysts. Thst way if they perform well, its going to moon. If not then it won't drop much since its already priced in.

>>9002033
I guess that'll help me deal with the fact that my calls just dropped 93%

>>9002041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dolSL_IA65E

>AAPL
>AMZN

>>9002076
norm is the greatest

>>9002033
The mountain creates an obstruction twice and only through perseverance will the path become clear. Sit in cash Saturday and Sunday, meditate on what the markets have told us this week. When the moment of clarity comes on Monday the movement must be decisive and quick.

>>9002178
sup bagholder

>>9002157
Goddamn, the fuck happened?

>>9002157

>>9002157
>tfw tech is falling except for TWTR which is the only one I want to go down because i sold it and need to buy back in under 31

FUCKING MORGAN STANLEY UPGRADE AAAAAA GOD DAMMMIT

>>9002202
DUST is mooning SPY is falling. It's a beautiful thing. I'm closing all of my positions so I can take time this weekend to listen to what the buy and sell volumes have been trying to tell me all week. Only then will I have an idea of how to proceed.

>>9002269
im in the same spot. i got nigged out of my account yesterday and now i just have to deal with all of it. fucking sucks. but i sold some shit off, and i got some cash coming tuesday, so im looking to go shopping.

>>9002041
UVXY is at 14.88
kek

>>9002316
IT S TIME

>BABA seems to do nothing but go up, even when its consolidating, its rising as well.
>Buy BABA at 200, we going to moon!
>Trump declares trade war with china the next fucking day.

I wish I was joking.

>>9002375
But BABA is a chink scam company that will eventually reveal it has no money

>>9000329
!!! It bounces off the 82 line enough! Me placed long >:D
>>9002022
Thankies

Wanna get some TAP. 52 week lows now and been a couple years since they bought Miller. Wait until Monday maybe?

>oil prices down
>lose $75 in one hour
how's your day going /SMG/

>>9002475
psst hey
Do you want some...

AMRS ?

>>9002475
Caught 300 shares of VLRX for .82/share profit. Breddy gud. $226 up after commission.

Missed CALI though...

Have a Vonnie Quinn for good luck!

>>9002475
edging inside red territory but nothing major so far
Would be nice if ACLS recouped some losses

>>9002475
Buy more nigga, saudis have expunged their glut and summer is just around the corner. Great day for an oil play.

that volume on DUST today! Wowzers!

>>9002554
waiting for sale to end just keeps dropping like a rock

What happened to Apple? They're dragging the whole Dow down.

>>9002602
Bad news from its suppliers
And bad prospects for the smart phone markets too

Who here on the Ericsson wave?
Let's see how this euro meme goes.
Word is their debt is now less than their Cash, possible turn around.

>>8999499
Earnings time soon, friend. We'll know next week

I reckon going long oil is a great way to make a few shekels over the weekend while we contemplate our next moves. FED shit post is around the corner May 1-2.

>>9002628
I saw that chart this morning... Wow... looks great for a turnaround. Too bad I don't have a IBKR account.

>>9002520
Up 5% on SLV puts

>>9002475
pretty terrible. all my puts which i was planning on taking profits on yesterday (when i got locked out of my account) are all mooning. one of them just got hit with a 1B fine, and naturally, is up 2%

>Donny tweets and ruins my Amazon investment
>Donny tweets and ruins my oil investment

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9002641
>going long oil

Trump just went to war with OPEC dude

>>9002628
ticker? i could use a good play

>>9002692
Isn't the USA nearly self-sufficient in oil ?

>>9002692
>Going short on oil when the supply glut has diminished, major production countries are on the verge of collapse and the Saudi's want to pump the price as high as possible for the Aramco IPO

>>9002694
ERIC

It's 19%+ Now.
It's a euro linked stock Gonna hold it until the end of day see how it goes.

>>9002692
Yeah you're right sit in cash. Everything is just acting really really fuckey and I can't figure out what it means. Not to mention my DTs are starting to come on and this is no time to be buying anything.

My Apple call got raped today

Anyone have experience trading US 4-week T-Bills? Or any Treasuries at all for that matter? Looks interesting and would like to try it.

>>9002628
my retarded ass thought "Ericsson wave" was some fancy TA thing at first

>>9002718
word. guess im a little late

>>9002728
im glad you quit the golden bull crap. were still just barely sitting atop that "gapfill" from the other day. somethings definitely coming. im gonna sit mostly cash and load up on vol calls i guess for monday

>>9002734
4-wk bonds? do you have to buy them individually?

Anyone know whether now is a good time to buy NVCN?

>>9002744
lmao.

>>9002806
kek

>>9002475
>Oil prices fall because Trump says they are unacceptable
What does he actually plan to do about that short of going full China to subsidize the shit out of US production?

>>9002792
it's never a good time to buy that piece of shit

>>9002832
If this was the case why isn't US oil stocks jumping?

>>9002825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LTHknqDq18

Daily reminder we can all make it at the end.

>>9002764
I've done a little research. I can bid on them at Tuesday's auction every week with TreasuryDirect. I don't want to wait 28 days for a return though...

A non-competitive bid can buy up to $5 million in one go. Competitive bids can buy up to 30% of debt on offer ($13.5 Billion of Tuesday's $45 Billion on offer was available to the top bidder for purchase).

I've been looking at MarketAxess for trading... They claim to have over 1/5th of the world treasuries/corporate/muni bond liquidity...

dump it.

>>9002859
Nigga I'm not making a statement of fact, I'm asking a speculative question. If Trump wanted to depress crude prices, what actual mechanisms are at his disposal that would have meaningful impact.

>>9002929
sorry still heated

>>9002929
The password to his twitter account is priceless.

>>9002909
> buy SPY @ well planned 268.00
>get huge green penis, yay! Happy take shower singing
>get back. Even bigger red penis

>>9002946
Did you short gold? That's where the money is right now.

>>9002946
I'll give you a big penis to suck on.

A large dump just hit spy, I dont see any new tweets, what happen?

what's the deal with MYO
> up .54/share (16%) in two days

>SPY took a dump
>WFC gets fined, commits to """green""" energy
>up 2.25%

I'm being fucked

>>9002984
its a bog market

>>9003011
Yep
Shorting is hard mang

>>9002968
T_T
Me was going open gold trades this morning
But apparently me no have enough money for trade gold

>>9003048
Spot or the June contract?

The absolute state of INPX

>Two days ago I was up 2% for the week
>Now down .3% for the week

You only lose if you sell r-right?

>DRYS divided yield 772.276%
How the fuck does this happen and is it even legit?

It's going to be another fucking red day, isn't it?

>>9003114
They can change their yield at any time. and it happens when they have a big dividend, and the price of the stock falls rapidly.

>The Dow is now negative on the week

>>9003114
Where did you see this?

>>9003124
We were worshiping a false idol in the golden bull so now we're forced to wander in the bear market desert for 40 years.

>>9003124
>>9003134


If you memeline the yearly/1d candles we look to be reversing any and all gains from last week. This could be the final step before capitulation. We'll have to see if based golden bull will (((save))) us by printing more money for banks to lend out.

>>9003124

>>9003153
Funny you mention... Bond yield curve is inverting... Look for a recession 9 months to a year out if it continues on this course.

>>9003152
robinhood mobile, though I just did a little more looking and the number varies wildly

>>9003124
It will be. Fucking GE is the only thing green in my portfolio. Yes, I fell for the fucking Boomer Meme.

>>9003193
Biggest DRYS yield I ever saw was 93.07%. Payable May 11th, 2017

It's a shit company and you shouldn't touch it.

Appl hasnt even posted earnings yet, we're in for a bad time. Google is Monday but I don't think its going to live up to the hype to save the markets.

>>9003223
Amazon... Good or bad, Trump will weigh heavy on sentiment.

>>9003223
I think I gonna buy UVXY call to hedge a little bit

>>9003220
Haven't touched it in like 4 months have only broken even from it

>>9003165
We'll know for sure after tech earnings next week. Netflix was literally the savior on Monday seeing how the banks fell through. If the rest of FANG can't keep it together then, yeah it's capitulation time.

WHAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

AAAAAAAND RIP

>>9003220
Wonder what happened to that tripfag that was shilling DRYS to every noob in here.

>>9003245
Got burned last spring by it. Lost $400 on it. Was still learning though... A small price for my "education".

>>9003255
WE'RE ON AN EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO HELL
GOING DOWN

>>9003267
Dems need to focus more on the country and less on trump imo

>>9003268
Who? Mr. "3% gainzzzz per week" Chad?

>>9003267
Dems just need to go away. No one is buying the muh russia shit anymore. Its so bad that we may even get a republican governor in CA this year, even people I know who are democrats hate the little Gavin guy from SF.

>>9002316
thanks just bought 100k unironically

>>9003267
>we found no criminal evidence so we’re forced to try a civil suit
I miss the old Democratic Party.

>>9003297
Faggy or some shit like that.

>>9002700
US has been a net exporter since at least 2011, but the question of future sufficiency is one of refinement rather than crude supply. US refineries are aging rapidly with few new facilities coming online, and the majority of plant is located in the gulf where it's routinely interrupted by weather phenomena. Also over the past decade or so many formerly integrated US companies have focused on production and sold off refining assets/interests, in many cases to non-US entities (Saudi Aramco owns the largest US refinery).

It's been puzzling that there hasn't been more interest in developing or upgrading US refineries under Trump given his pro-business anti-regulation agenda. His tweeting against OPEC could be one of those 5d chess moves meant to nudge US oil in that direction.

Holy fuck, I just realized that GE inadvertently saved themselves from market capitulation by being a complete fuckup last year. They've already essentially bottomed out so they will be seen as a safe blue chip to crowd around in the event of a market selloff. Tech stocks are going to be so fucked.

>>9003267
>Suing a foreign country may present legal challenges for the Democrats, in part because other nations have immunity from most U.S. lawsuits. The DNC’s complaint argues Russia is not entitled to the protection because the hack constituted a trespass on the party’s private property.

Lel the DNC is going full NAP

>>9003359
FaggyDickMonster... I remember him...

I've been away for awhile. Had a not at fault car crash that totaled my car, my neck, and my back. I come back 4 months later and this place is completely different... It's actually more civil and nicer than before. No more LODE, DRYS, or any of that shit.

>>9003393
Nice thanks
Very interesting

>>9003255

Did he shitpost again?

>>9003393
The real question is when is the US going to build a LNG export port. That shit will be a goldmine.

>>9002015
>war
>crime
All's fair

>>9003449
About OPEC. 4 or 5 hours ago...

>>9003449
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/987284041304100864

>>9002475
I'm down $300 already.

TVIX looks more like a bull stock today than the usual spike and drop formation.

>TFW CHAD stock is doing better than you

>>9003306
It’s amazing how far the pendulum swung in the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party of the 90s was like the conservatives of today. They tried to strike a balance between the people and business. Most importantly the fought for free speech, even if it didn’t align with their views. It’s crazy how fast it happened to. Basically the last 4 years of Obama.
I voted democrat in every election since 1998, till 2016.

>>9003393

The US is a net exporter of refined products, but not raw crude. It imports crude for refining.

EPA regulations pretty much shut down refinery construction, as most of them need to be near deep water ports to be economically viable. That, combined with excessively long permitting and construction durations, make new US refining capacity all but a pipe dream.

>>9003428
>Had a not at fault car crash that totaled my car, my neck, and my back.
Fug. You ok?

>>9003484
The center is always shifting as a function of whats to the left and right of it. So centrists inherently have no freedom, they just pop out of a L R function. Almost every politician and every citizen of the US is essentially a centrist.

>>9003457
>>9003460

fucking wonderful

Damn, UGAZ mooning today

>>9003535
NATTY GAINS BRA

>>9003484
>I voted democrat in every election since 1998, till 2016
I voted libertarian every election till 2016, then I voted for shit posting.

aaaaaand I'm on the rebound

>>9003460
I agree wth 95% of the shit Trump tweets but god dammit he is wrong here

it was NOT LONG AGO the market was super worried about oil being too low, and the world was scrambling to cut production

am I the only one who remembers this shit or what

>>9002475
>>9003468

WTI: Spot, CFD or May contract?

>>9003500
I didn't die... I was T-Boned in the driver's side by a Flip with a learner's permit. Thank god he had insurance... I'm looking for a lawyer to handle the case.

Physio is alright. Therapist is pretty cute and under 30. Must be straight of of school...

STOP STOP STOP

>>9003602
>1%
>not having multiple swings of +-5% daily because you ain't daytrading & have risky positions

>>9003641
I HAVE TO WAGESLAVE

>>9003598
I just have a shit ton of money on the market, anon.

>>9003602
>tfw watching money literally evaporate because some guy tweeted something

>>9003666
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG

>>9003524
When do we long oil though for real?

>mfw put 10k on amd
>mfw down 1k already

It just keeps getting worse. I bought in at the peak of a bull market.

>GM is my only stock in the green, and just barely
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9003718
Just started, recovered $21 (2.11% of total equity) in the past few hours

>>9003653
I thought you had WTI crude...

Money on the market is risky. My only exposure today was VLRX for a few minutes. Came away with $226 profit.

Oh... Then there's my 100 CAPR shares. Still waiting for Phase 2 trial commencement. B/E is $1.67. See what I mean about risk... It's at $1.43 and is down today...

Reminder its a beautiful sunny day outside.
Dont kill yourself looking at charts and numbers! Go soak up some rays!
Your body and brain will thank you.

good morning /smg/

What are you having for breakfast? Pic related.

>>9003800
It's cold outside in canuckistan. Here in Edmonton I still have snow in my back yard. Not joking. Today is literally the first time above 50 F this year.

>>9003718
Currently long on oil. I'm just going to hold on. We're seeing a Trump tweet market spasm but it hasn't changed any of the factors that have been pushing the price up. OPEC is still working to control supply. Venezuela is still going to shit. Saudis still need the price to go higher to keep the Kingdom from going bankrupt. Anything that happens to Syria or Iran would just be icing on the cake.

Unless something significant happens to seriously impact worldwide demand or US production ramps up much more than expected with price, I'm not concerned.

>>9003800
im about to go trim a tree at one of my rental properties and take that shit to the dump, then i gotta go pick up my mother from the airport, (2hr drive each way) then i gotta drive 12 hours south of the mexican border to pick up furniture.

I don't have time to soak up some rays

>>9003550
Same, make Shitposting great again

>>9003838
Ice Cream.

>city of apple

>>9003838
I had a bagel.

>>9003844
why are you going to Mexico big5guy? can't you buy """furniture""" in the good ol' USA? You need to do your patriotic duty. Maybe you are buying too much """furniture"""? Overindulgence is not good for anyone.

>Would you mind keeping your phone on for the duration of your trip?

>>9003881
>The principality of SPY

>>9003838
>bear naked granola

>>9003895
He's from commiefornia, he's practically living in mexico already...

>>9003838
just ate a bacon egg and cheese hamburger with french fries

now thats a brunch

>>9003838
>bear naked granola
lol

>>9003895
my grandma is selling her house down there and needs me to pick up her furniture for her. ill be chilling on the beach for a couple days actually lol

>>9003917
>he's practically living in mexico already...
seriously man.. shits annoying. Alot of spanish only speakers trying to take orders, but the food is good.

Buy KO while it's low.

>>9003838

>breakfast

WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH LUNCHBRO!

>KO
It'll take 4 years for it to make back the 6 percent it lost.

>>9003756
>funds finally settled yesterday
>bought INTC after it tanked
>it's down again today
JUST

>>9004084
it's not lunchbro's hour yet, chill. i'm just enjoying some late breakfast with bear granola :^)

>>9004124
even Cramer was fudding consumer products yesterday

How are you guys feeling about the rest FAANG earnings upcoming soon?
>FB probably nothing exciting
>AAPL little bit better than FB but nothing to jizz over
>AMZN the real MVP
>GOOG overshadowed by AMZN

>>9004124
It looks like KO is almost like a bond with a nearly fixed principle amount

>>9004124
You aren't supposed to sell KO. You buy it for the dividend.

>>9003840
I agree I might buy this dip

>>9003800
You're right, it's finally a beautiful day in Michitgan but I've got some plans to be stuck in a windowless laboratory for the whole day so all I can do is watch my stocks burn

>>9004171
All but amazon will dissapoint likely

AMZN will dump on ER. screen cap this.

hold on are we starting a hedge fund? I bailed on /biz/ for alittle bit because life got hectic

Just bought my first options and immediately regretting it. AMA

>>9003114

It's time for that Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having meatloaf and mashed potatoes with green beans and carrots and I'm up 5% today on SLV puts. I'm with baggy, watch AMZN dump after ER because reasons.

It's a beautiful Friday today, I hope everyone is doing well!

GE is getting hammered right now

buy this dip

>>9004277
How do you avoid drinking from Friday night till Monday morning?

Just buy everything Buffet buys desu.

https://finance.yahoo.com/u/motley-fool/watchlists/8-buffett-buys

>>9003838
siggis is shit-tier pleb yogurt.

>>9004296

>>9004296
Now that looks good

>>9004176
>>9004173
how do dividends work like in tradingview says .39 does that mean you get 39 cents per share you own? so with Coke it costs $43 to get 39 cents per quarter?

>>9004336
yes each share receives one payout

>>9004296
>I'm with baggy, watch AMZN dump after ER because reasons.
me too.
Also your meal looks delicious

>>9004336
yep
Some stocks act like perpetual bonds with a certain amount of yied

What's with the shitty volume today? Everyone too high to trade?

>>9004367
>What's with the shitty volume today?
its friday

>>9004367
They are busy celebrating the Führer's birthday

>>9004306
I don't, but I plan to pair it with Persona this weekend

>>9004336
Yes, your div Cent is how much you'll make per share. So if you bought a million shares you could live off the dividend check each quarter at 15% flat tax in the US.

This is the boomer/buffet strategy. They don;t really care about share prices since its just about the dividend. Dividend cuts will throw these stocks in a tizzy.

>>9003598
Damn. Glad you’re ok. Some of the most gruesome injuries I’ve seen have been on MVCs.

>>9004386
YOULL NEVER SEE IT COMING

>>9004362
I was going to get a salad but romaine lettuce is under a massive E. Colin watch and the FDA is saying to dump it. Any way to short romaine?

>>9004336
>>9004390
I have been considering that, making cash slowly but surely
And let's not forget to sell covered calls on those KO shares to generate some moar income

>>9004306
>How do you avoid drinking from Friday night till Monday morning?
xannax usually

>>9004296
Those beans... a bit of garlic, and they would be delicious.

It's 10:23 here. I'll be signing off and not thinking about garlic beans for another few hours.

See you guys Monday morning!

>>9004434
E. Coli, not Colin

>>9004281

kek

>>9004390
a million shares would be 43 million+, you should be able to find better uses for that than dividend checks from a company that sells soda pop to fat redneck americans

>>9004434
Is that why I've had explosive diarrhea for the past 2 weeks strait?

So are we supposed to buy the equities now, or just trade memes for a while and buy the dip on these dividend fuckers when the market bottoms out>?

>>9004281

>>9004452
How do you not drink when you're on Xannax, your tolerance stays the same but the effects are multiplied by a factor of 3?

>>9004480
Probably

>>9004410
Thanks man! I think I'm going to lie down and take an advil or something. Neck's been bothering me all morning. Must have been the way I slept.

>All these Block trades on Ericsson

STOP DEALING WITH THEM DIRECTLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUY FROM THE MARKET

can anybody that knows what they are doing trading on leverage talk a bit about how you handle entering and exiting positions?
Like if your taking EURUSD long for a while, do you exit on dips and reenter with some of your profit taken, and bank some on the side to protect against losses? More aggressive sure but it uses the positive parts of leverage trading a lot more successfully that way as far as I can tell

>>9004480
Trade commodities

You missed the cocca moon mission though

>>9004507
Glad i'm not the only one that deals with this. Once the market closes on friday the reality kicks in that i'll probably be blackout drunk friday-sunday. Like big5 said, benzos and weed are the only thing that usually gives me a chance.

>>9004296

Are the wild going to win tonight?

>>9004613
What's going on in Africa that's effecting the cocoa prices?

>>9004625
As much as I'd love to say yes Anon...

>>9004507
i'm not normally a drinker, i just do whatever drug i need at the time, if i'm under alot of stress ill drink a few shots of hard alcohol or take some xannax. If i need to get a lot of things done but am too depressed ill snort some coke and drink some booze.. if i'm going to a movie or the store ill smoke some weed and take some xannax. The drug i take depends on the situation i am in, sometimes i don't do anything for days because i don't need to. It took me awhile to discipline myself on the subject desu.

I have a friend that drinks like a fish, he always wants to go out and have drinks (i used to drink with him alot, like alot alot.) Alot of times ill just have maybe one beer or so and say i gotta go and take off because i know that if i stay and hang out i'll get plastered, i don't like to get plastered anymore. whether i am doing coke, xannax, weed, alcohol or any other drug, i'm not looking to get wasted, i'm just looking to get my buzz going in the direction i want it to, if that makes sense.

I was an opiate addict from age 13-19 so i know what it's like to be out of control

>>9004636
South american or pacific island turmoil makes good cocoa harder to get.

https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/987327301875650561

wtf I love Schumer now?!?!

also how do i buy weed stocks without access to canadian market

Looks like 420 is a bust. Pretty standard day with nothing special happening. Most tickers hanging around slightly on the green side of flat. Low volume as usual lately as well.

>>9004664
nvm found an ETF that trades on US exchanges (MJ)

I hope everyone has a good weekend let's pray we can make some actual money next week

>>9004664
>also how do i buy weed stocks without access to canadian market

They are available in US on the OTC market. Many also trade on the Frankfurt exchange. CRON trades on the nasdaq.

>>9004441
It's great if you're looking for a good retirement.

>>9004483
Nice.

is there any way on tradingview to look WHEN you drew a line or whatever? im looking at a forex pair that did exactly what i drew it to do, but i cant remember when i drew this line....

>>9004770
I tried to buy promising growth stocks but it usually ends up in dissapointment
Now I am in a mind set of find stable and boring stocks that pays a reasonable and sustainable dividend, against which I can sell regularly covered calls

>>9004788
here's another one

>>9004296
Sushi!!

>>9004625
Lol no

Where's that guy that didn't buy 10 grand worth of DUST calls? He could have grabbed and easy 20 grand in 2 days.

>>9004876
Instead he lost 100 bucks on his NAK position.

FUCKING STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

>>9004948
If you zoom out to the weekly candles I think we're in for a ride next week.

Not good

>>9004854
>>9004647

That's what I figured

>>9004983
You got bear mortar'd

>>9005014
kek

saved

>>9005011
Why must it be this way, I just wanna have hope for once

Toughs on Shorting Hasbro?
They Report earnings on Monday
Seems like the the earnings estimate is low and not much action on the options.

AAOI keeps on chugging.
Surprising its stood strong this long considering the good news isnt due till the second quarter results.

You were like a brother to me. You were the chosen one, the golden bull to bring balance to our red portfolios!

>>9005041
There's still time to jump on the Vegas Knight's hype train.

>>9005109
We'll see. A red day after several green is hardly a bull betrayal.

>mfw people trade options here
90% of retail option traders lose money, and you can't all be in the remaining 10%...

>>9005041
Hope only every left me with more sorrow

>>9004983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f49ELvryhao

>>9005041

They even had a 40 goal scorer this year and still went nowhere.

so tech is giving me all kinds of bearish signals. havent sat down and figured out whats causing it (busy running around) but check these charts. im thinking next week will be very bad for the Qs.

im thinking this will be my main play next week. puts on QQQ (maybe a call to hedge), and long SQQQ

>>9005234
imma maybe go short on an early monday rally in anticipation of a slaughterfest all week long

$100 on a weekend hold. What do?

>>9005258
VIX/UVXY call

welp looks like Ericsson isn't going anywhere for now.
I'm in LLNW seems like it might break out again.

>>9004983
Haha get rekt scrubs

>>9005254
I think alphabet earnings come out before the bell, so it could already be a gap down. You may want to make your play over the weekend, but its so risky these days.

You could always put a put on volatility with a put on qqq to hedge it and close the one thats trending out of the money at open.

>>9005171
>>9005232
Old Minnesotan proverb "Eh fuck it, there's always next year." Ad infinitium

>>9005309
>I think alphabet earnings come out before the bell
then ill start with a put, and get on SQQQ on monday whenever i can

why are you bearish on alphabets ER right now? is there a catalyst?

>>9005171
>>9005258
Cash, we're probably in for more red where this came from. There's also a shit post May1-2 so there's more FUD incoming.

Sorry forgot to post daily reminder (((he knows)))

Shill me a smallcap, no over the counter please

>>9005154

You literally cannot lose money selling covered calls

>>9005258
50 on rope, 50 on booze

>>9005348
VTGN, mid teens in 16 months.

>>9005154
>you can't all be in the remaining 10%...

Why not?

I think it's over, for now.

>>9004296
Chicken with butter sauce and cilantro lime rice. I ate all the broccoli already.

I am not doing well :^)

>>9005346
>every goddamn day
well he better hope that his stock doesnt crash anytime soon. he would definitely get fucked for insider trading.

>>9005348

NSYS, reversal

RUN making a run again

>>9005234
Here is HA candles for comparison.

Just my two cents, I think it is quite a risky play for just next week; if you want to short tech take a longer term.

>>9005361
Explain, please. I can't find any decent explanations of the process around 'covered calls' when googling.

SUNRUN IN A MOON MISSION
>SUNRUN IN A MOON MISSION


SUNRUN IN A MOON MISSION
>SUNRUN IN A MOON MISSION

SUNRUN IN A MOON MISSION
>SUNRUN IN A MOON MISSION

SUNRUN IN A MOON MISSION
>SUNRUN IN A MOON MISSION

>>9005339

Googles earnings have taken a downward trend and I think their exposure to the smartphone market is going to hurt them since we appear to have peaked in that market already.

>>9005455
>have 100 shares of a stock
>sell calls

>HE DIDNT BUY THE DIP
>HE CALLED SUNRUN A SHIT STOCK

I'm done with options. Gonna pray that BKS drops like a rock, that BAC freefalls and MU and AMD go up. It sounds so likely but the Bogs just won't let it happen.

>>9005480
>mfw i only bought 5 shares with my left over buying power

>>9005410
This is the lunchtime rest, bleeding will begin at power hour.

>>9005442
im waiting for a confirmation on a break below the kumo on the daily. gotta test the reliability of my new weeblines somehow.

>>9005462
word. im gonna do exactly what you suggested and cycle my way in with a put and a vol hedge.

>>9005455
i was actually just checking out this site cuz i was looking for a strategy to protect myself on AMRS in the near term. this site actually has some decent ideas for using covered calls creatively. looks like it has a decent enough tutorial section
https://www.borntosell.com/covered-call-tutorial

>>9005495
All of the shit that you wish to happen will not happen or if it does it will happen way after your expiry dates. Sorry my boy, you didn't even get bogged, you got /smg/ed

>>9005480
>>HE CALLED SUNRUN A SHIT STOCK

I never did, I just missed it amongst the sea of turds here

good call lad

>>9005495
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>>9005537
>>9005556
Well my expiry's are all two to three months out and 85% of my money is in ETF's and MU. I have time but it's so tiring seeing so much red.

based GE

Trump pls. No more shit posts over the weekend.

>>9005599
yeah thats the shit you get used to with options. theyre always fucking red. until theyre not

>>9005609
You know its a bad day when the only shining lights are wells fargo and GE

>>9005599
>2-3 months
Like I said, way after your expiry dates. I'm sorry lad not trying to put you down, just take it as a lesson learned

>>9005480
Damn it, I actually thought of buying more RUN yesterday. INTC better impress me on Thursday..

>>9005691
kek
and thats after WFC got fined a bajillion dollars THIS MORNING.

thats why im holding onto my puts with them for dear life

MYO looks like it might be setting up for an EOD run

>>9005691
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9005713
>2-3 months
>MU and AMD going up
not likely, but
>BAC and BKS go down
id say thats almost a certainty.

if he can win at half his options, thats not bad at all. might even be profitable for him

>>9005782
although it depends on the moneyness of the options. thats why ive been buying the ATM ones lately.

Get in on the weed market if you haven't already. Here's some of my port, minus the questionable stuff that's costing me money:

Established, reliable, but maybe not a huge amount of gain potential:
TWMJF

Extremely reliable picks:
ACBFF
APHQF

Medium cost, High Potential:
AMMJ
XXII - Not weed, tobacco producer that's specifically geared to take advantage of the low-nicotine market which Congress is pushing for. Major potential as a stop-smoking aid.

Penny stocks with LOTS of potential:
OWCP - Not a direct seller, has 31 patents pending approval process and is doing research into topical treatments. High recommend, but won't see a pop until they release results of trials. Won't directly be influenced by Legalization. Long term hold.
FRLF
MJNA
GRNH
MCOA

Higher risk, but huge return possibility:
RSII
LVVV

>>9005811
anything with good div yields?

>>8999499

china is supposed to be buying more semiconductors from the us

>>9005811
No.

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD QUICK

>>9005691
>>9005732
Thank God I didn't buy WFC puts. My BAC put is raping my wallet though.

FUUUUUU TRUMP MAKE IT GO DOWN!!!!!!

>>9005846
I hope those chinks buy the cheap AMD chips. Yinp Pingaling sama chan please help .

>>9005928
i dropped BAC for as close to break even as possible. i know this pump on WFC wont last. willing to take the risk on that one, but both at the same time is a bit more risk than i need right now

>>9005963
>>9005963
>>9005963
>>9005963

NEW BREAD GET THE FUCK IN

y'all need to step up your baking game. I've baked like four of the last five!

>>9005840
Not really. Weed sector isn't to that point, yet.

>>9005380
Could you provide anymore details about VTGN?

>>9005320
A-at least we have the lynx

>>9005691
what software is that?

>>9000505

This is how cat hair gets in your bowl