/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8989853

You can short shrimp and long snails or stay poor

>>8989853
shill me

Why should I? My welding ob gets me more than enough.

>>8989853
literally INSECTS

>>8989879
snail market is going downhill, anon

just bought another 100k blue coral bandeds to sell to the japs

>>8989853
becuase they're stored in ice cold fecal water. I don't eat shrimp, and I don't invest in shrimp.

>>8989924
Damn now that right there is a proper, no nonsense shrimp

>>8989899
>buy a thousand shrimp
>buy a nice talk and some food
>watch as they double sin population in a month and sell them to seafood restaurants

you'll need a good network though

>>8989853
It's like mining, the more people do it, the less you'll make

moss entrepreneur here, market is in it's infancy. going to get big.

>>8989929
sure, if you source from fucking asia
idiot

>>8989929
fecal water? i take daily swims in my shrimp tanks. this is unsettling.

>>8990011
How do I get into the moss industry anon, also how do you sell your moss? Moss spray? Decorative moss? Medicinal moss?

>>8989924
Hmm I'll have to look into this

>>8990011
FUCK THAT TRASH

BUY FUNGUS

>tfw just closed CRAB short to go long on SHRIMP

>>8990038
you might want to jump on it
right now here's my portfolio
>40% whiteleg
>20% royal red
>20% blue banded
>10% Northern brown
>10% Oregon Pink

>>8990099
>mfw can't decide between lucrative shrimp, moss, and fungus industries

>>8989853
Because I'm in the algae business. Selling algae to shrimp growers is where the real money is at.

>>8990112
>he doesn't know about crab-17

>mfw I turned biz into a shrimp board

>>8989853
I WANT MY SHRIMP BACK!

WTF I THOUGHT WE WERE BREEDING CRICKETS? I ALREADY WENT ALL IN...

Just went all in on a shrimping boat did i fuck up?

>>8990099
>BUY FUNGUS

I just spent 100k on a truffle farm

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>>8990188
>he caught?
>bottom trawl it, then dump

>>8989924
>2018
>alt-shrimp

Any thing other than red cherry shrimp is literally pajeet-tier. Shrimp is in a fucking bubble anyway just look at the RSI for christ sakes.

I unironically run a shrimp biz in South America. You need a ISO certificate to be able to import and start getting good money.
Hardest part I would say was getting the initial investment money AND dealing with the fucking shrimp's mafia that is going on around here.
For the initial investment, I just took a big ass loan from the bank which is a joke to pay, since the inflation here is absurd.
I had to contact several people who were already on the biz and surprise surprise, they were the fucking goverment people. Fucking new money faggots owning almost 80% of shrimp farms here.
After some talks and bribes they let me set up an small farm with the condition of paying 3% of the earnings EOY. Fucking extorsionists.
Anyways, started breeding around 10,000 shrimpies and bought them for like $0.10 each (converted from my currency to dollar) in a land/pool that costed me $30k.
I was eager to get my Investment back, it was a hell lot of money here, so started looking for buyers asap.
Found several on Colombia and Aruba, which 5 out of 30 ended up doing biz with me.
Sold them 1kg of frozen shrimps for about $20. Got around 800kgs with those 10,000 shrimps. So, like $16,000 in 1-2 months. Ended up earning like $10,000 after costs and expenses.
>B-but that doesn't seem difficult to do anon
That's not it fags.
>EOY comes
>be me chilling at shrimp farm
>see this shitskin approaching
>must be the bribery monkey
>try to swim to escape but too slow
>long ass necked shitskin catches me
>says "where my 3.50 at bitch"

>>8990852
pics or gtfo

To anyone on here wondering if /biz/ is a place where real information is exchanged, look how fucking fast this thread filled up with semi-plausible shrimp larps.

Shrimp are cute bls don't eat them :DDD

Can anyone help me setup a crawfish arbitrage bot I bought?

>>8989853
shrimp are like koi the patterned ones can be incredibly expensive.

its basically like pokemon they have a pretty fast breeding cycle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kōhaku_(fish)

>>8990914
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMEGALUL xddddddddddddd

>>8990894
I just don’t know what’s real bro
Is /biz/ now /shrimp/?

>>8990852
>shrimp's mafia
>decked by shit skin
My sides haven't had a good read for a while

>>8989853
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>>8990947
Wouldn't be surprised if there was actually a Shrimp mafia down there.

>>8990947
>>8990969

truffle mafia is an actual thing tho so this might be possible

>tfw bought shrimpcoin at the ICO

>>8990921
>crawfish
Literally nigger tier.

>>8990852
Shrimp mafia are nothing compared to the clam cartel. My former business partner YOLO'd into the clam business even after numerous warnings. Needless to say I haven't heard from him ever since. It's been 4 years already.

>>8989853

Can I put them on a blockchain? That'd be easier to trade. Holy fuck, that's not a bad idea....

>>8991172
Holy shit I'm going to tokenize my shrimp holdings ASAP

The value of shrimp with the transactional properties of cyrpto.... this is gonna be huge

Niggers shrimp was my idea get off my money train reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>8989853
Farming Mezcal worms for tequila is where it's at now OP

Starting off with sand crabs first. just dipping my toes in the water as im just starting out in this /biz/