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GET FUCKED, HIGH-T KEK BOYS, THE ***REAL INVESTORS*** ARE HERE FOR YOUR PROFITS, AND YOUR *BITCH*. NOW HAND THEM OVER.

>sips soy latte
>buys your daughter
Later, losers.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/19/alpha-males-hurt-alpha-hedge-fund-managers-with-high-testosterone-underperform.html

>> No.8982568

>>8982555
Men are far too emotional to be traders

>> No.8982569

>>8982555
trips

also, lmfao, read this:

>Researchers find that not only do funds of higher-testosterone managers produce lower returns, those managers also have a greater propensity to be terminated.
>High testosterone managers "trade more frequently, have a stronger preference for lottery-like stocks and are more likely to succumb to the disposition effect," the study says.

Delusional /biz/ bois think they're alpha traders, when they're the least effective of all. Perfect.

>> No.8982589

>>8982568
This, especially white boys, who are by *far* the most emotionally fragile and blinded by privilege.

I think you'll see more women investing in the emotional stability and competence of the superior black and brown man as we head into the future.

>> No.8982594

Reading this while drinking Soylent, haha stay mad bitches, I'm here to make money.

>> No.8982608

>>8982555
LMFAOOOOOOOO (((HIGH-T))) MEN PERFORM LITERALLY 6% WORSE EVERY YEAR THAN LOW-T MEN AND WOMEN.

>> No.8982620

>>8982594
Exactly, it's more than just a diet; it's like an entire *lifestyle* in a bottle.

>> No.8982821

Side benefit is your trading firm can save money by not investing in urinals, since all the best traders apparently sit down to pee.

>> No.8982873

>>8982821
It will also cut down on your funds legal fees for sexual harassment complaints by 100%

>> No.8982965

>>8982589
unironically agreed
thank you sista

>> No.8983133

wtf is this thread lmao

P.S. buy Consensus on IDEX

>> No.8983670

>>8982555
say it with me
TOXIC MASCULINITY

>> No.8983765
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8983765

>>8982594
/pol/ btfo they will never ever recover

Also when I was researching performance enhancers found a study about how some components of soy makes you smarter.

>> No.8983868

>>8982594
N-NO YOU CANT DO THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH