/biz/ - Business & Finance

>NATO - It’s All Over! After large negotiations The North Atlantic Treaty has been terminated. In an effort to promote the end of inefficient global warfare the White House executed the order and Baron declared that: “it was a necessary step towards a future with less bait and more OC”. Many still fear how this could destabilize global power and leave vulnerable smaller countries to the attack from the Bogdanoffs.

>Sminem Goes Free Today! Shortly thereafter Trump’s resignation, Sminem was freed from prison, where he had languished for 5 years for airdropping free tokens to the citizens of Venezuela; UNICEF officials said that this act interfered with their UBI program and therefore should be penalized with an iron fist. Several agencies have speculated that Trump’s resignation and NATO’s disbandment were simply political moves to get Sminem out and gain the favor of the newly formed Decentralized Contracts Organization.

>UN Fears Its Forces Not Ready to Confront Decentralized Contracts Organization Threat – Now The United Nations is asking allied governments to invest in forces for the collective defense of Europe against the DCO, but building up those forces will take time—and more money. “No matter the fact that the last time we tried to regain control of our nuclear warheads they just turned on and off our computers for 48 hours, these bastards control everything!” said French President Emmanuel Macron — “If they want war they will have it” declared Angela Merkel

>The Parser Coalition (former DCO) has imposed sanctions to the UN for crimes against humanity. The Coalition formed by Linkpool-global, Oatmeal.inc, Delphi Prime, BRAPLARP and several other non-profit organizations have agreed to impose a final blow on the remnants of the United Nations after their first veto against Big Macs which started the 2nd trade war and culminated with the invasion of Brussels by the Confederate Bogdanoff Forces. The Coalition has not disclosed the location of the Bogdanoffs Brothers but they have assured the press that because they have the benefit of the people in mind, they trust their interests will remain aligned. Let’s remind our readers that 10 months ago the remaining members of the UN (India, Saudi Arabia, Southern Germany and Belgium) with retaliation in mind tried to undermine the public trust in the Coalition and the Bogdanoffs by staging a false flag attack to the Nakamoto Eastern Entrepreneurial Tower but the Coalition followed with a veto against unnecessary FUD stating that the times for uncertainty had passed after Sminem's sacrifice in the 1st trade war and the signing of the Peace and Eternal Profit Endorsement (PEPE) with the Bogdanoffs.

>The First Footstep: Rory became the first man to step foot on mars. As he touched the ground he famously declared: “Where next?”

>falling for the link meme

>Chainlink price drops to $1100 as Sergey Nazarov stated that he was considering renegotiation with McDonalds. Mr Sergey was not satisfied that each Link be backed by 300 BigMacs and is looking into acquiring shares in Burger King. In other words a Nolinker was publicly executed for illegal distribution of Mobius.

>>8967784
>Farts

>>8968207
never change /biz/

>>8968030
>Chainlink price drops to $1100
That day in 2020 when this happens and /newbiz/ is full of pink wojacks will be glorious

I love this thread

>>8967784
i like it op

> 2020
> Order of Delphi buys Greece and reconstructs the Appolo Temple
> 2021
> USA claims the Order of Delphi is a terrorist organisation that has illegally seized Greece
> 2022
> Secretely fund the Fourth Reich in Germany as a military counterforce to USA
> 2023
> Things get out of control. WW3 is raging. Chainlink-triggered missiles fly all over the place
> LINK price goes x2 from singularity point
> 2024
> All the world is in ruin except for Mediterranean. The Order ofDelphi has won, but at what cost.
> Time to rebuild the society and learn on previous mistakes.
> Sergey Nazarov himself deploys a SC to ensure the decentralised and emotionless future political process.
> All possible violence is now guarranteed to remain within a city's boundaries.
> War is technically impossible.
> Direct and provably fair democracy that includes 100% population.
> Taxes are replacced with BUI
> Prosperity and stability for all eternity
> This has been his end game all along

Imagine: a firm that imports and sells idustrial electronics from China to X. You got an exchange where X residents can create SC with desired specifications. Chinese producers look through it and pick the orders they can carry out.
Shipment is followed with another SC.
If smt happens with the shipment, the transporter's SC pays out the inssurance
Once the shipment is received, buyer's money is released from escrow and goes to the seller.
Then the firm guarrantees the transport from the harbor to the client.
Some other supply chain pr oracle can cover that.
As a result, so many middlemen get cut off.

You run a factory, and ypu want to buy a vibration/dust/temperature resistent computer. Right now you have to either fund your own subdivision to manage import or outsource it to some middleman.
Anyway, you have to pay ppl in logistics dept, hr, managers, purchases dept, a paralegal or a whole legal dept
Once you can cut those expenses, you get so much funds to expand operation.

With decentralised corps in place humankind might even be able to build the good kind of communism.
Perhaps, even accounting can be completely replaced by SC, but I dont see that happening anytime soon for smaller businesses, as almost all of them are forced to pull accounting tricks notto default.

>>8967784
fuck man. chainlink has some epic memetic material.