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(((Golden Bull))) Edition - Short the Banks

>where's the hedge fund?
A resident tripfag, obergruppenfuhrer (Comfy), requested that it be excluded until he gets the next version up and running. Will refund those involved. Stay tuned!

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed]

Previous thread: >>8951706

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Kike free first post

>> No.8962861

Buy AMRS dip

>> No.8962880

GOLDEN BULL (TM) market off to a great start this morning I see

>> No.8962881
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Cutie chart for today!

Also reminder to buy AXU >>8958037

>> No.8962893

is IBM elite?

>> No.8962896

The banks & SPY failed to breakout, KTOS is mooning.

I could beat a brick wall down with my dick I'm so hard.

>> No.8962897

>>8962880
>id: moon
Golden bullshit confirmed

>> No.8962899

>>8962829
why are you such a faggot

did you really have to put your shitty /pol/ cancer into the OP post

>> No.8962916 [DELETED] 

>>8962899
4chan is /pol/, /r9k/ and /b/.

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>>8962899
here's a nickel for the kikel

>> No.8962928

DAT AMRS PUMP
LIKE CLOCKWORK

>> No.8962931

I hope AMD does it's normal cycle of bull rush before earnings and then massive selloff.
Neets who are trading for the first time will sell once it hits their original price because they can't afford to let their money sit as long as I can.

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>>where's the hedge fund?
>A resident tripfag, obergruppenfuhrer (Comfy), requested that it be excluded until he gets the next version up and running. Will refund those involved. Stay tuned!
I FUCKING TOLD YOU FAGGOTS IT WAS A SCAM

>> No.8962962

>>8962940
No, not really. He's working on making it better, it really wasn't ready for outside investment.

I believe he has already refunded 2/3 of the original investors, 1 of who did not want to be refunded. He chose to invest in (Comfy)

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>>8962940

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>>8962940

>> No.8963004

>>8962962
the hedgefund is an obscure way of begging for money(which is against the rules of /biz/

the guy has said in the past that he had to sell his gains to make car payments
i wouldnt be surprised if the same shit happened again.

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>>8962940
Kek
If you ever visit that site with own IP address you retard
Guy was obviously phishing

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Anyone ride? was mentioned on here yesterday.

>> No.8963035

>>8962962
>implying investors weren't scammed.

Anyhow, the golden bull is stretching his legs. Been asleep for so long that he's got to take a dump on the market and trigger some stop losses before he runs up the prices on the equities.

>> No.8963047

>>8963035
damn baggy, you're being delusional

Did you relapse? :( :( :(

>> No.8963108

>>8963033
I am, sadly I didn't get in at quite the bottom. but Im still pretty happy

>> No.8963133

>>8963047
No I'm still fucked up from yesterday.

>> No.8963134

>>8963004
Not sure if you're joking or not

>> No.8963137

>Looked like it was going to be a red day
>Suddenly, The Pump

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I'm going to work on a pasta with screencaptures warning newfags that the "official" /biz hedgefund is a scam until it gets taken out of the OP.

>> No.8963161

>>8963155
>biz
whoops meant to say /smg/

>> No.8963170

>>8963137
Dont be fooled, its low volume, Block sells will be back dont worry. Its all a part of the golden bulls plan.

>> No.8963171

>>8963155
>Fully refunds those who sent him money
>Calls it a scam
>???

>> No.8963172
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8963172

I swore off trading yesterday, but sometimes it’s just free money.

You don’t find a few hundred lying on the road.

>> No.8963178

>>8963171
>>Fully refunds those who sent him money
and how do you know that?

>> No.8963212

Pretty sure two of the people who sent him money said they received, I know for sure one of them yesterday said he didn't want it back. I think comfy posted some screenshots as well.

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>JNUG up 6%
Should I cash out?

>> No.8963238

>>8963227
taking profits is never a bad idea

>> No.8963244

>>8963155
What he's doing is basically every hedgefund desu. He also paid back two and the other invested in comfy.

>> No.8963251

>GUSH
TO THE MOON BOYS, HOP ON!

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>>8962861

>> No.8963283
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>Sunrun just hit the $9 mark again

>> No.8963297

>>8963251
>tfw thought about buying GUSH at 25.40 but I didn't because thought I was buying at the peak
>Now it's 31.17

God damn. Why is oil still pumping after the Syria shit calmed down?

>> No.8963301

>>8963170
This is the best volume we've seen in almost 2 weeks? People are going to start FOMOing and the green candles are going to grow into a full blown tulip bubble.

>> No.8963305

>>8963172
Kek me have found ~$2000 waking streets

>> No.8963315

>>8963283
I feel like I'd be buying at the peak. Is Sunrun a good idea?

>> No.8963320

>>8963297
Seasonal play. Oil always starts to spike around this time of year.

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>all my gold investments getting bumped on open

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Where is the teh profit at? Did that fuck sleep in again?

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Aaaaaaaa. Nothing like walking up to a green portfolio.

>> No.8963438

>>8963424

>waking up 1.5 hours after opening bell

you're never gonna make it

>> No.8963443

>>8963322
>Silver right now

>> No.8963450

>>8963424
I don't even know what's making my portfolio green desu. Probably my AMD $11 call. Does the value rise greatly when it hits strike price?

>> No.8963480

>>8963450
The greek magic

>> No.8963502

>>8963450
learn the GREEK

no, it does not necessarily rise dramatically when it becomes ITM

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>>8963450
here read this anon

https://www.investopedia.com/university/option-greeks/greeks1.asp

>> No.8963606

>>8963450
It's the legendary golden bull. The bear market is over and we are officially in a bull market again. This is a great time to start writing out of the money puts. SPY will be attempting to break through the $280 glass ceiling by the end of the month.

>> No.8963687

why is this thread so dead today?

>> No.8963701

Thoughts on buying Google now to hold through earnings

>> No.8963703

>>8963687
teh profit isn't here to shitpost ever 60 seconds

>> No.8963705

>>8963687
We're like the market; low volume.

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>>8963687
The bull killed the bears. Pic related, bear head quarters right now.

>> No.8963716

>>8963701
they lost 15% last earnings so good luck

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Who here SLV? Loving these gains.

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>>8963724
>USLV

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8963748

>>8963480
>>8963502
>>8963572

I have no idea what kind of power I'm playing with.

>>8963687
Regulars seem to be busy and it's a good day.

>> No.8963753

People talking about cheeto god emperor pulling some dumb shit at the end of the week, should I look to sell the more volatile positions on Thurs?

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oh shit the banks are getting dumped hard right now

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>>8963748
>I have no idea what kind of power I'm playing with.
i hope you took profit then

>> No.8963783

>>8963753
What dumb shit is that? There may finally be peace on the Korean peninsula soon including denuclearization of the North.

>> No.8963789

>>8963687
I am actually doing DD on KO instead of shitposting and shilling AMRS

>> No.8963790

>>8963772
5 minute candles lol hell WFC is still UP on the day

>> No.8963799

Rumours that Disney is buying a stake in HMNY movie pass? Do u bereave it???

>> No.8963803

>>8963438
>waking up 1.5 hours after opening bell
i do that alot, i base my trading around that, unless i have a big OTC position and i do alright

>> No.8963814

>>8963790
5 min candles are good for spotting trends & helping spot changes in 15min, 1hr, and ultimately, 1d.

>> No.8963821

>>8963703
don't worry i'm here to shitpost every 60 seconds now

>> No.8963825

>>8963772
Time to buy FAZ?

>> No.8963903

FUCKING HHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
BOYS

GET ON MY LEVEL BUY NOW OR GET RUN OVER BY GOLDENBULL

>> No.8963906

>>8963821
INCREASE SHITPOSTING TO MAXIMUM CAPACITY

>>8963825
Yes, my bias is that I'm shorting major banks, WFC & BAC right now, and think they won't stop bleeding until ~27.85 (200MA1d)

Quick rundown is that they have been subprime lending, WFC has $81B in exposure they don't have on paper, BAC $30B, at minimum. Loan defaults rising in auto, student, CRE. Loan & deposit growth slowing. Earnings not great when the tax rebate is taken into account. Autoloan defaults approaching ATH (08 Recession), student defaults approaching ATH

>> No.8963934

>>8963783
Idk it's probably just the dumb money talking

>> No.8963950
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post complete break of 15min cloud supports

>> No.8963959

>>8963783
World peace brought on to mankind by our savior the golden bull! Long live the golden bull.

>> No.8963964

>>8963906
WFC is so wild it alreayd had a death cross a few weeks ago and is way below even the 400 EMA, what a pathetic company

BAC hovering in the ichi cloud found support at the bottom, you think it will break downward at some point soon then? 200EMA is 28.25 instead of the MA of 27.85, not sure how big a difference that makes tho

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>he fell for the crash meme

say it with me ALL.TIME.HIGHS.

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>>8963959
May the golden bull run wild for 1,000 years!

>> No.8964009

>>8963964
I think it is going to break downward before EoW. I think we'll see a slow at 200EMA but it won't hold for long. I think 200SMA will be the hard support to break.

>> No.8964016

Does any body fee thing this Oil Rally is manufactured?

Draw downs are increasing but the demand has stayed the same.

>> No.8964031

>>8963975
you better get your wojaks ready anon

>> No.8964037

>>8964016
Who gives a fuck nigha I'm making money lmao

>> No.8964051

AYYLMAO IM HARD FOMO MONEY ABOUT TO PUMP GOD ITS GOOD TO BE ALIVE

>> No.8964054

>>8963950
How does the SPY look today

>> No.8964057

Any good sources to learn how to trade? What broker I should use, what markets I should operate on, being european, yada yada. Textbooks, websites, everything is an option, Thanks.

>> No.8964059

>>8963413
lel im here/ just studying this ichimoku cloud stuff. i always thought it just looked like a mess, but its rather elegant. interested in putting it to work.

looks like the banks are diving as expected. not much bullish volume to back it up, this could be the dump were looking for

>> No.8964064

>>8964031
instead of fighting it join the good guys

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>> No.8964085

>>8964057
Investopedia has a college-level education right on its wiki style website, as for brokers, RH or TD Ameritrade. Degiru for Europoors.

>> No.8964093

>>8964064
theres nothing good about speculating everything to all time highs every 3 days. if anything, THATS the irresponsible thing to do, as it will eventually all go to hell anyways, but youll have way further to fall.

we ARE the good guys. or rather anti heroes kek

>> No.8964099

>>8964059
Those nip meme sudoku sushi TAs are surprising simple to learn and to use.
Of course, forecasting movement is an art that requires practice

>> No.8964101

HAS IT BEGUN?

MY HANDS ARE IRON.

>> No.8964109

oh fuck
BAC just tested below the sudoku cloud

>> No.8964112

>>8964016
Syria, Iran, and Venezuela are in tight positions. If any of those go down, oil price is going up, so there's some speculation on that end. Saudis have also spend the last two years trying to cut the supply glut with the explicit purpose of raising the price of oil. News came yesterday of crude and gasoline draws.

That said it feels like too much too fast. There's an argument to be had about how much of Syria's instability has already been baked into oil prices and how much is waiting to happen. US producers are ready to ramp up production with price.

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Is /smg/ buying the IBM dip?

>> No.8964133

>>8964099
yeah im gonna have to futz around with the settings on all the MAs and see what works best for me.

>> No.8964135

>>8964109
IT BEGINS

>> No.8964139

>>8964101
My purchase for FAZ executed. I am small time, but I'm ready.

>> No.8964144

>>8964126
Company's been doing nothing but falling. Is it worth buying? I posted in last thread that people were saying the company's totally fucked.

>> No.8964157

>>8964133
in fact i think im just gonna go full jap. i mean theyre the fucks that made candlestick charts in the first place.

does anyone have anything resources to learn about reading heikin ashi candles?

>> No.8964160

>>8964059
yeah Ichimoku & HA are really simple when it comes down to it. It is not some mystical stargazing bullshit, just averages. Works quite well.

Do you sleep in? Need you to shitpost harder.

>> No.8964161

Looks like SPY failed to break resistance today. I'm not sure it will try to test again today. Triple topped on the minute candles. QQQ probably going to be red again soon too

>> No.8964166

>>8963687

I took a sleeping pill and accidentally slept in...

>> No.8964179

>>8964161
earning growth is 17% quarter over quarter, like the best in a decade. That's literally massive economic expansion numbers

if you think the market can fall with those numbers, best of luck

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DEATH TO THE BANKS

REEEE

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>>8964133
yeah

It gives me confidence as to know when to enter a position of stocks I like

>>8964135
>mfw I have a BAC 29.5 put

>> No.8964200

>>8964182
The fires of BAC HQ has tempered my hands to STEEL

>> No.8964202

>>8964179
Growth of borrowed money you mean

>> No.8964208

>>8962881
>AXU
is this unironically a good call?

>> No.8964217

>>8964182
>dem heikin ashi stairways to hell

>> No.8964218

>>8964201
I got $30's and a few 29.50's

AHHHHHHH

>> No.8964220

>>8964160
nah i dont like to gloat.
my vindication comes purely from profiting off of major banks faltering in the near term. it was a crazy call, and it looks like it was the right one.

im looking for 29.16
if we pass through that this will get really ugly

>> No.8964225

>>8964166
do you always take sleeping pills?

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>> No.8964237
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WFC (need a lower low) bear trend slowing, BAC going hard still

>> No.8964249

>>8964237
theyll catch up. people on stoktwits seem to think thats the one thats got the most upside. they should zoom out. its by far the most bearish

>> No.8964250

>>8964202
nah, actual organic growth companies are so lean it all falls to the bottom line

im just as worried about long term debt prospects as the next guy, but this is real growth that's been missing forever

>> No.8964256

>>8964126
>>8964144
The company has some solid patents and know how in some technologies, particularly AI and non-crypto blockchain, but it remains to be seen if they will be able to market them, and when. Its too risky of an investment for me, particularly given how big of a company they are. Wait and see.

>> No.8964268

>>8964249
I love going on stocktwits to check sent and bet against it. Usually works well, when combined with TA & some fundy.

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>>8964237
>>8964220
>>8964218
>>8964201
>>8964200
Just bought a $29 put.

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>>8964272
BAC WENT BACK UP THE SECOND I BOUGHT THE PUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8964334

>>8964272
>>8964306
check WFC. that one has a lot more meat on it, and looks terrible.

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>>8964306
it's fine it is going to test 1min resistance first. BAC is trying to break 1hr cloud support.

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>>8964306
Another one Bogs the dust

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I love Sunrun!

>> No.8964381
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Downward trend resume in 1min.

>> No.8964389

>>8964342
By reading your live comments on SP movements, I now understand why pros have a gigantic wall of screens

>> No.8964401
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8964401

Hey guys. Just letting you know that (((Someone))) I had lunch with the other day told me that Humana is for certain merging with Walmart. They're light-heartily making fun of the CEO over there.

I wasn't here, this is a tale of fiction and falsehood.

>> No.8964403

>>8964381
>>8964389
Right? I love Eien-ni Bearu-sama

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>>8964401
Does that mean buy Humana or Walmart?

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>>8964389
yeah it is really annoying doing this with 1 screen. SPY not looking good.

>>8964403
<3

>> No.8964432

>>8964424

humana but the move already happened

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>>8964401
Thanks Bateman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQzDeEtbvME

>> No.8964452

>>8964427
Well I just sold my solitary SPY to pump more money into meme options.

>> No.8964454

>>8964401
based bateman

now let's hope your not bait

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Thank you based golden bull run

>> No.8964461

>>8963283
I sold my 4/20 call on a 130% return

It was only a single contract though

>> No.8964462

>>8964432
Any reason why? Humana doesn't seem to offer anything for Walmart in the long run.

>> No.8964473

I just want to let you all know that the golden bull is being generous today. He's giving you all multiple opportunities to get on the wagon. He told some one who knows the bogs that he's pulling us all the way to the moon.

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also looking for a bounce off 11.47 for KTOS

>> No.8964484

>>8964473
I hope his asscheeks are strong man.

>> No.8964497

>>8964462
Wal-mart is looking for opportunities of horizontal integration to maintain profitable growth.

>> No.8964498
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8964498

>>8964432
>you don't think it will move when they make it public the deal is finalized

>>8964437
>>8964454
Not bait, just an observation from lunch the other day. I had the whole afternoon to pick someones brain at a closed event this week.

>>8964462
Synergyyyyyyyyyy hurrrrrrrrrr

>> No.8964500

why the fuck is intel going up with all the bad news surrounding intel and while falling behind the competition? apple is about to replace them with TSMC chips because intel is struggling with moore's law.

>> No.8964502
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>>8964473
Idolatry has never felt this good.

>> No.8964520
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8964520

>>8963975

>> No.8964534

>>8964498

obv but for a trade there's nothing there now. it jumped like a week ago. been holding a few months

>> No.8964549
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8964549

>the state of MU bears and shorts

muh cyclical memory cycle right guys

>> No.8964552
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8964552

Looking for BAC to be below 29.81 by 11:30. Will be a sign of a very large fall if it breaks below there.

>> No.8964556

>>8964534
I'm aware. Just sharing. I don't have any money in the market at all, figured people here might want to know.

>> No.8964580
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8964580

>>8964549
>tfw 3 MU calls

>> No.8964600
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8964600

>>8964552
>all that TAs stuff is making so much sense !!!!!

>> No.8964616

Shill me your favorite penny stocks

>> No.8964632

>>8964600
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not DESU.

HA & Ichimoku Cloud has been working really well.

>> No.8964633
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8964633

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having chicken veggie curry and my hands are IRON, I'm doing super well today and I feel GOOD! Up 10% so far.

>> No.8964659

>>8964633
based lunchpic bro

>> No.8964667

>>8964633
I've been creaming my french-press coffee with heavy cream for the past week, and I just read on the carton that heavy cream is 50 calories per Tablespoon. I went through the 32 serving carton in four days. But whatever, it's fucking delicious and I don't care.

On a side note, these cities and streets in the Captchas are really pretty.

>> No.8964668

i know there is TECL and TECS, but are there any more leveraged instruments available without dealing with a huge broker or just longing/shorting FAANG on leverage? Looking for something else you can buy on Robinhood thats more leveraged basically when we go full bear or full bull

>> No.8964669

>>8964616
RSII

if you really want to know more ask

>>8964633
i about to go get bobs big boy

>> No.8964681

>>8964669
I would like to know more.

>> No.8964685
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8964685

MU, BA, INTC, and RUN all making my portfolio green as fuck. Hell yeah.

>> No.8964691

>>8964633
glass of orange juice, bannana, 5mg adderall

>> No.8964698

>>8964685
Fuck it, I'm FOMOing into Sunrun.

>> No.8964714

>>8964600
TA (if ur doinit rite) is marginally better than just guessing.
and that thin margin makes the difference. whether or not its a "self fulfilling meme" is up for discussion, but the statistical edge (however small) gives you just that: a slight edge

>> No.8964716
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8964716

>>8964632
no
I am glad I am learning stuff
The fact you have to switch between timeframes to understand the trends.
If I am not retarded, BAC is currently at 29.78 near the 1h ichimoku cloud support. We now need confirmation with the next 1h candle

>>8964633
Looks amazing lunchbro

>> No.8964735

>>8964616
Manhattan Bridge Capital Inc or any non-bank lending group targeting start-ups or small businesses. Large Banks want this shit to pad their current CLOs.

>> No.8964741

>>8964716
:) glad. Yes, 29.81 is the lower span of the cloud, if it breaks below by 11:30 it is really not a good sign, and will likely drop.

read up here to start with

http://stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school:technical_indicators:ichimoku_cloud

http://stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school:chart_analysis:heikin_ashi

>> No.8964758

>>8964225
I've been cutting down on alcohol and have difficulty falling asleep

I was doing about a pint a day of Popov

>> No.8964764
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8964764

>>8964478
Get off ST faggot

>> No.8964765

>>8964716
This curry is nice and light, the sun is out, I've recovered from Monday, and I'm making money. It IS amazing!

>> No.8964777

>>8964716
kek i thought you were shitposting too from the pic
>We now need confirmation with the next 1h candle
as far as im concerned, a bigger fall was unavoidable just given the monthly charts on them. there is something up that is not known by the general public. BAC at least had a block order come in yesterday at the bell, but WFC has seen NO action since their beat

>> No.8964779

>>8964681
RSII is turning into a cannabis company, they are still undergoing their change. They have new CBD product. Their share structure is tight and the float is getting locked. Once they complete their change it should be huge, imo the momentum is just starting and when word gets around that the float is locked and that its now entering into the cannabis market it could get to .10 easy.

>> No.8964797

>>8964764
no I love my KTOS lovers on ST

the least toxic watchers of ST

how is stuck on earth? Anyone check on the soyfag?

>> No.8964800

>>8964741
thx
will look into it

>> No.8964825

>>8963687
Too green to be mean makes it dull when we're bull

>> No.8964848
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8964848

BAC attempting reverse on 1min, watch for it stay below 29.81 by 11:30

WFC failing reversal.

>> No.8964849
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8964849

>>8964764
relax, hes just FUDing the banks

>>8964797
no, but i made a picture for him lel

>> No.8964851
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8964851

>>8964764
>Get off ST faggot
how'd you get that screenshot? what site were you on?

i'm actually following him.

>> No.8964887
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8964887

RSI signalling oversold, but MACD showing downward cross WFC, plus bear trend on HA & kumo

>> No.8964888

>>8964797
>>8964851
I told him augmented reality glasses are just the millennials version of 3D and it'll never take off :^)

>> No.8964890
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8964890

Tell them this is their last chance, then pump it.

>> No.8964907
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8964907

BAC hourly kumo break

It's all ogre for BAC

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8964935

>>8964633

LUNCHBRO!!!

>> No.8964946
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8964946

>>8964907
The time has come, and so have I

>> No.8964948

>>8964907
shorted BAC on 15x from your charts and looking at them myself 45minutes ago

Profit/Loss % +8.49%

>> No.8964950
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8964950

WFC attempting trend reversal on 1min.

BAC fucked

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8964954

>>8964935

>> No.8964991
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8964991

WFC fail to reverse trend

>> No.8964992

Feels good being a defense bull and financial bear today

>> No.8965025

>>8964991
BAC smashed its lower Bollinger band (15min)
Looking at the 1h one.(~29.52)
amidoingitr8 ?

>> No.8965026
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8965026

Just to everyone knows, this is the 200SMA for BAC. This is, to me, the hard support.

>> No.8965046

>>8964992
>short keynesian based fiat bullshit
>long weapon and defense R&D
sounds a little closer to reality, doesnt it?

>> No.8965063

Whoops, bogs checked in it looks like.

>> No.8965070

>>8965025
yeah bollinger is good too, IMO.

I just prefer Ichimoku (partly because I understand it better)

>> No.8965079

>>8965025
>>8965026
>>8965070
So when the fuck do I cash out? Any predictions on new support?

>> No.8965082
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8965082

>BAC, C, WFC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8965093

WFC & BAC attempting trend reversal on 1 min. 5, 15, 1hr, 4hr, 1D still very bearish.

>>8965079
I'll post when I see trend reversal. 200MA1D is where I'm watching to get out.

>> No.8965094

>>8965079
calm down, they are just pinning it for monthly options expiration kid

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8965102

>>8965082
(Bank) BULLS BTFO

>> No.8965111

>>8965026
Should I buy in now?

>> No.8965117

>>8965070
TA is an art and everybody has its own style
It seems BAC has a support at the lower 1h band for now (~29.5)

>>8965079
You can try the 200day MA

>> No.8965127

>>8965111
I think it will go lower, but your risk is pretty decently high if you buy puts now.

>> No.8965141

>>8965082
>boomers who got shilled by the media into buying BAC a couple days ago

>> No.8965150

>>8965079
i was using a fibonaci fan, but yeah my memelines tell me somewhere around 28. were gonna encounter big resistance at 28.16 so probably somewhere in between those

>> No.8965161

>>8965150
So keep holding the contracts. That's fine by me.

>> No.8965166
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8965166

Watchout for trend reversal here.

>> No.8965217
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8965217

I'm seeing a failure to reverse here, watch closely, however.

>> No.8965238

>>8965217
THERE IS NO BRAKES

ONLY TERMINAL VELOCITY!

God I'm hyped

>> No.8965248

>>8965166
>>8965217
Name of the software?

>> No.8965256 [DELETED] 

>>8965248
stockchart

>> No.8965257

>>8965161
yeah look at the daily chart. its gotta go to at least 29 at this point, and im betting with the momentum it has, it will blow through that

>> No.8965264

>>8965248
that's tradingview.com newfag.

>> No.8965271

>>8965248
Tradingview.com, pro account (like 10 bucks a month)

If both WFC & BAC don't reverse trend here it's all ogre

>> No.8965283

>>8964144
obviously biased and just one of like 350k people, but I worked there and there is not chance in hell I would invest in them.

>> No.8965295

>>8965271
do you consider pro worth it? i use the free charts every day but i dont even know if the pro stuff is worthwhile, will the $10 tier do the texts to you when stuff hits pricepoints? that seems valuable to me setting alerts for weeks or months out

>> No.8965302

>>8965256
>>8965264
>>8965271
Thanks guys, you're the sex.

>> No.8965315

>>8965283
lel i traded pizzas years ago with a guy that got layed off by them. he never had anything nice to say about them either

>> No.8965317

>>8965295
I needed more indicators & split view. I think it does SMS alerts but I don't use it.

>> No.8965341
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8965341

1 & 5 min trend reversing, 15, 1hr & 4hr still bearish. Watch for 1PM trend.

>> No.8965343
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8965343

eurofag here. What is happening to american banks? Mostly BAC, didn't they just post record earnings?

>> No.8965376

>>8965343
sketchy balance sheet (hidden subprime garbage)
similar story with Deutsche Bank

>> No.8965381
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8965381

looks like reversal failing, resume downward trend.

>> No.8965396

>>8965343
who knows.
could be all the shit loans they all have been handing out like candy. or it could be any of number of things (people seeing fundamentals as topped, little upside etc idk). but youre right, banks selling off this much after a record beat is weird

>> No.8965417

>>8965317
yeah having more indicators might be useful, i currently just use ichi cloud, stoch pop, and typically a supertrend somebody made there. having much more than 5 just seems like overkill and too memey though, at some point your getting too much information to make a strong decision

>> No.8965459
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8965459

WFC looking to test 50.44, BAC not looking good.

>> No.8965470

>>8965459
>>8965381
>>8965341
do you feel those alt type of candles helps with this level of scalp trading compared to normal candles? they do seem to form in big groups green or red so trading off 2 in a row or something could be solid

>> No.8965492

>>8965470
yes it is easier to spot trends - HA candles average out current & previous candle values.

>> No.8965514
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8965514

BAC returning to downward trend, WFC in cloud, 50.47 is value to beat.

>> No.8965524

>>8965470
>>8965492
they calm my autism because of their uniformity, but my trading platform doesnt offer them. curse you charles!

>> No.8965561

>>8965524
yeah HA candles definitely look more aesthetic, its just obscuring price action is a preetty big negative, I wonder how trading exclusively off the colors and their change might work out on the hourly or daily

>> No.8965591

>>8965315
>traded pizzas
You were a pizza trader? How does that even work?

>>8965317
Just have multiple instances of trading view running in multiple browsers. You don't have to support them, what are you a liberal or something?

>> No.8965613
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8965613

>>8965591
lol I like to have my layouts saved.

WFC & BAC trend reversing.

>> No.8965632
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8965632

Why are financials acting so odd? It makes me suspicious of this really.

>> No.8965634

Jesus fuck, I don't want to FOMO into CEI.
fuck this fake ass Oil rally.

>> No.8965651
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8965651

I'll leave this here.

>> No.8965671

>>8965561
I'm partial to HA too just because they look nice

>> No.8965686

>>8965632

>>8965376
banks trying to weasel away subprime, based markets having none of it

>> No.8965699

>>8965671
well im in this thread and markets all day to make money, and look aesthetic later lol

>> No.8965748
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8965748

Very low volume today. Good news from bank of Canada, they say they're not going to raise interest rates for now and will "remain cautious" about increases in future. It seems they got spooked by the US market reactions to fed interest rate hikes.

Weed sector is not trading in tandem this morning. Mix of green and red. Business media have cooled off on all the fud articles lately.

>> No.8965757
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8965757

BAC struggling to break resistance, WFC struggling.

>> No.8965792

>tfw woke up late and missed the 16% Spike on TVIX

Fuck that was almost a 100% move with my leverage.

>> No.8965807
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8965807

Like I said few threads ago, I think we're just simply running out of greater fools.

>> No.8965847

>>8965591
kek jesus fuck ive been looking at too many charts. delivered pizzas. holy fuck

>>8965699
they seem pretty good for momentum. obviously obscures price action, but they seem really cool if youre just going for a swing

>> No.8965859
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8965859

>>8965807
This Market needs to crash so I can get out of my position.

>> No.8965861

>>8965847
Lmao

>> No.8965887

>>8965847
most of my moves are swing you could call them on leverage so yeah I might look more into these meme HK candles
rarely want to hold stuff over about a week at a time, if something hasnt hit stop loss or profit taking at that point its probably just wasting the time value of my money

>> No.8965965

>Looking at the Mexican Backpage from my old town
>It's full of traps
>They are all registered prostitutes with health cards
That's it i'm packing my bags.

>> No.8965993

>>8965965
You'll have to change your trip to "LegalResident"

>> No.8966053

>>8965748
Been sitting since Jan profits. What are you loaded up on?

>> No.8966067

>>8965965
>backpage
have fun banging adbucted children https://www.texasattorneygeneral.gov/news/releases/backpage.com-pleads-guilty-to-human-trafficking-in-texas
backpage just admitted they were behind trafficking 73% of all kids listed in the NCMENC in the states. something tells me mexico aint much better

>> No.8966103

>>8966067
*NCMEC

>> No.8966107
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8966107

>>8965993
kek.

>>8966067
>Mexico is an extremely religious Catholic country
>Prostitution has been legal since 1880
Looks like the Mexican health department regulates prostitution.
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/9358631/ns/world_news-americas/t/tijuana-imposes-prostitution-regulations/


jesus fuck these traps are 10/10

>> No.8966146

>>8966053

My current holdings are ACB, N, and FFT (for US market industrial hemp speculation). Keep in mind that i mostly swing trade though. I only jumped in with ACB because it dipped in to the low $7 range a couple weeks ago. These aren't necessarily things i'd give a vote of confidence for long holding.

>> No.8966149

>>8965792
>He doesn't have GTC LIMIT sells to lock in profits

Newfag trader detected.

>> No.8966187

took a lunch break.

Looks like WFC & BAC are back in bear trend, 5 15 are confirming. Both broke through kumo support

>> No.8966207
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8966207

>>8966187
forgot chart

>> No.8966264

>>8966149
thats the only way i ever made money actually trading the thing. whenever i watched it, it was like a watched pot. it would just go down. then id step out for an hour and miss making a ton of money.

>>8966107
most latina traps seem to be much less insufferable than the variety that appears up here. and better looking. brazil seems to be the mecca in the western hemisphere, for whatever reason

>> No.8966274

>>8966067
all you have to do is not fuck the unregistered prostitutes and you are in the clear. Apparently they carry ID's.

>> No.8966276
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8966276

NO sign of reversal BAC & WFC

Going down quick.

>> No.8966301

>>8966276
cant believe BAC is leading the charge
WFC catching up in power hour is gonna be brutal

>> No.8966316
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8966316

5min looking for a lower low

>> No.8966326

>>8966067
>they were behind
They admitted that they knowingly hosted prostitutes on their service which included minors.
It's not like he admitted that he was a mastermind in human trafficking.

>> No.8966339
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8966339

check in on SPY 5 min, broke kumo top support, in cloud trending downward, no reversal signs.

>> No.8966355

>>8966326
>>8966067
Wait whores-r-us was all just a human traffic scheme?

>> No.8966382

>>8966326
they admitted to laundering the money too i believe. thats about as complicit as it gets. to the gallows...

>>8966355
yes. where have you been? i checked why the feds seized it the other night when you said it was down. they sell kids

>> No.8966444

>>8966264
>better looking

feminine Latino have an easier time passing and don't have the mental issues you see here. I blame the repressive Anglo puritan view on sexual behavior.

>> No.8966481

>>8966382
They had paid ads.
Meaning you paid to host your advertisement so they were getting money directly from prostitutes to facilitate prostitution which is laundering.
They really just went after the big fish for prostitution under the cover of stopping trafficking.

>> No.8966482

we've gone up every day since friday

is volatility dead?

>> No.8966487
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8966487

OH BOY OH BOY LOOK AT ALL THAT RED

>> No.8966496

>>8966482
It's sleeping. The golden bull is here to combat market volatility and usher in a new age of world peace and economic growth for all of the people invested in the markets. Long live the Golden Bull.

>> No.8966497
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8966497

SPY about to break 5min lower kumo support

>> No.8966501

>>8966382
>they sell kids

I shit you not, these underage THOTs sell themselves, I walked past some entourage of 15 year old hood rats and one asked me if I wanted to buy her friend.

>> No.8966506

>>8966482
Earning are coming up.
People are buying for the build up.

>> No.8966547

>>8966444
kek
i blame the absolute opposite desu
more like the ridiculous snowflake shit and the celebration of victimhood, combined with overwhelming media propaganda backing it all up. im completely convinced there are a huge amount of people who hopped on board the whole being a trap thing like it was a trend. same shit happened to gays like a decade ago. it was cool to take cock in your ass, and then a lot of people just stopped because they realized they werent actually faggots, just impressionable faggots.

i dont doubt there are tons of kids who jumped into transitioning (and were greeted with overly enthusiastic dotors) without really weighing the decision.

i dont have a problem with traps, but the way its being celebrated over here is downright dangerous considering the long term effects of HRT. pretty fucked up imo

>>8966481
yea well see. you think that backpage didnt realize that many of their ads were underage kids? youre dreamin

>> No.8966548
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8966548

>>8966497
It's gonna test 2680

>>8966506
why, companies report earnings and it goes down anyways.

>> No.8966593

>>8966547
>takes cock in the ass, but isn't a faggot?

>>8966548
Cup the balls reversal pattern. We're going to be testing 2800 next week

>> No.8966620

>>8966547
Backpage reports 800 underage ads directly to the NCMEC every month.
The problem is that they don't catch them all and users are constantly reporting ads.
That's good for the NCMEC because they can catch these guys quickly.
Do you really thinking targetting US based websites is going to stop them from trafficking kids?
There will always be the EU based sites.

>> No.8966635

>>8966496
based

>> No.8966639

>>8966547
>but the way its being celebrated over here
where?

>> No.8966646

>>8966547
That's what I'm saying, people are making a big deal about transitioning to rub it in the face of sexually repressed bible people who believe the world is at war with the devil.

Kids are curious and hop in the tranny hype train.

>> No.8966658

>>8966548
You sell before earnings to make a profit.
People who are new to trading see the upward trend and invest because they assume there is good news.

>> No.8966661
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8966661

REEEEEEE I DIDN'T SCAM ANYONE, EVERYONE IS GETTING THEIR MONEY BACK, WHO DARES INSULT MY HONOR
But really, it's okay if we completely remove it completely from the pasta. It's going to take a while to make a working product

>> No.8966672

>>8966593
i shit you not lad, being gay was a trend a couple years ago. tons of people convinced themselves that they were gay so they could fit in and get laid and shit. pretty fucking ridiculous. lel my gay friends always refer to it as the golden era

>>8966620
anything that puts some of these freaks behind bars will inevitably lead to more freaks behind bars, which i fully support. pedos are like children, they will rat on each other, and then the others will rat on each other. theres no loyalty in the kidfucker scene. hence why weve seen an exponential inrease in trafficking stings and raids.

>>8966639
the states

>>8966646
that /r9k/ thing is another example. im done talking bout traps tho. dont wanna derail

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8966759

today has been great, woke up with all my positions green, went and ate bobs big boy, about to take some xannax and go get a massage with my girlfriend and watch Rampage after. life is great

>> No.8966760

yawn boring

waiting for power hour dump/pump

>> No.8966764

>>8966672
I'm glad I missed that trend. I hope liberals cutting their dicks off becomes the new trend. Those faggots shouldn't be allowed to breed, and they're doing us all a favor by volunteering them selves for sterilization.

>>8966661
Is it (Comfy) in club fed Mr. Madoff?

Some of you guys are cool, short gold tonight. The only thing golden we need is that fucking bull.

>> No.8966776

>>8966760
we're forming a triple top today. We'll see where it goes

>> No.8966783

>>8966661
you'll be hearing a call from my lawyer

>> No.8966797

>>8966760
fuck i gotta step out till after close. hope i dont get bogged. anything under 30 for BAC is fine by me though

>>8966764
>I hope liberals cutting their dicks off becomes the new trend
the memes meme themselves

>> No.8966839

>>8966797
if you are thinking of selling your puts set the limit for .8

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8966845

>>8966783
YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY MONEY, HOW CAN YOU BE UPSET?

>>8966764
No >:(

>> No.8966856

>>8966845
justice demands retribution!

>> No.8966923

>>8966839
nah thats not how i like to walk away from this kind of stuff. i put in my research, now i gotta let it ride. im relatively confident this is going to keep going down just from looking at the longer term charts. additionally, if we stay ITM, theta wont be such a problem, so now i feel like i have plenty of time

>> No.8966933

https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Between close and open we have 74 earnings reports coming out that are going to be legendary m8. Strap your selves in, this rocket is about to take off.

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8966938

Post your top 10 winners YTD thus far, /biz/zaros.

>> No.8966977

>>8966938
not enough BGFV

>> No.8966979
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8966979

NO
FUCK

SOYBOY ON KTOS

RED ALERT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>> No.8966988
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8966988

This is us in 25 minutes.

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>>8966979
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.8967032

>>8966938
nice portfolio anon

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8967042

>>8966979
>>8967013
DUMP IT

GET OUT

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8967105

>>8966979
RUN

>> No.8967162

>>8967105
>>8967042
>>8967013
>>8966979

Don't you faggots remember months ago when some faggot posted evidence that those low test soy boys make better hedge fund managers? Why are you selling? This is the age of the golden bull. The only thing you should be selling is your gold, so you can buy more equities! We're going to become rich as fuck if we continue to buy.

>> No.8967182

>>8966979
D U M P I T
U
M
P
I
T

>> No.8967241
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8967241

D U M P E D

get fucked banks

>> No.8967262

>>8967241
why dont you like banks anon? i find banks very useful in my everyday activities

>> No.8967274

>>8967032
Thanks. I was down nearly -$5000 YTD when Trump started spitting on China a few weeks ago, but I HODL'd with iron hands and recovered. Now I'm currently +$6000 YTD. I sold off some positions for profit today because I'm not as strong willed bull as some people here, but I will never go for meme stocks like >>8966977 or >>8966979.

>> No.8967278

>>8967262
Just let him go, he's on a roll.

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8967291

>>8967162
They can't even open the tops of their soy drinks, how can I be sure they can push buttons on a physical keyboard for me let alone HODL

>> No.8967351

>>8967291
Fine, take your profits. I'm not going to stop you, but if you're really interested in making some serious shekels, JDST!

>> No.8967362

>>8967162
the age of the chad is over. he age of the soyboy has come. hand your money to soyboys and relax as the gains come in.

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3100645

>> No.8967389

>>8967362
Quick, do I get JDST calls, or JNUG puts?

>> No.8967408

>>8967389
Buy calls on CARV

>> No.8967410

>>8967389
sorry my testosterone is too high to give good recommendations :(
anyone know how to lower test?

>> No.8967424

>>8967410
Castration and soy?

>> No.8967475

someone make a new bread

>> No.8967493

>>8967475
Fuck you asshole finish the first loaf first.

>> No.8967518

>>8967475
>>8967493

>>8967513 new bread

>> No.8967542

last

>> No.8967548

>>8967542
no

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8967549

>>8967542
HEH, nice try

>> No.8967608

>>8965376
the numbers look really good, but i didn't buy in a month ago since i don't trust the banks.
glad to see it paid off.

>> No.8967709

last

>> No.8967728

>>8967709
failed twice

>> No.8967823

>>8967728
last

>> No.8967839

last