/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>895713

It's an expenditure like any other, if you keep it manageable. Nice stuff usually costs money, but if you're stupid about it, it can bankrupt you, whether it's a fixation on having the latest model BMW or the newest golddiger in town

They're a small, sleek and portable kitchen appliances with easy pre-set buttons that'd heat up your Mexican tortilla chips to that classic restaurant-style warmth, that could easily be tucked away in a cabinet.

>>895719
Latinas then?

White women are. They are entitled bitches. Find a woman that hasn't been liberated. Marry a middle eastern woman that's a pharmacist or medical doctor. They typically come from rich families considering they are here in America. If you don't want curry on your dick when you fuck her in the ass, then marry a Chinese woman from a rich family. If you do have to settle for a lower class tier white woman or a nigger, at least make sure they have a Masters degree.

>>895713
>Are women money sinks?

Of course. They are humans!

>>895713
Some are born more beautiful, some smarter, others swifter a foot.

Every woman is inherently different, that is why there is struggle, competition and the unending march of progress.

95% are a waste of time and money. have fun digging through the dumpster and wasting money

>>895791

Wait until you're 30 to find a relationship. The ones that are left aren't married yet with 4-6 kids and mountains of debt, and likely focus on their career more than anything.

>>895794
Or.. wait until you're 30, get one that's 18. 30 year old single women are almost always way fucked up. They're single for a reason, wether they're retarded to be around, or simply that they have been slutting it up.

>>895794
im 32 heh. they dont get any better. ive discovered the single life and traveling are the way to go. random hookups work for me.

>>895799

>wanting an immature 18 year old to be your wife

Are you a faggot? 18 year olds are the ones you fuck and leave. I bet you go to strip clubs looking for an emotional bond with a whore too.

>>895806

>2015
>Not having plates.

>>895713
If it floats, flys or fucks it's cheaper to rent than own anon.

>>895799
believe or not, there are nerdy introvert women too. pretty much the same ratio as for men.

>>895748
Thank you, Charles.

>>895827
Yeah, but even the "nerdy introvert women" can get 30 men rolling at their feet, if they want to.

>>895713
Statistically speaking... YES, women are money sinks.

There is above 50% probability you lose 50% of your net worth in a divorce and also will pay alimony if you have children with her. On the other hand, statistically speaking if you are both university graduates, the statistical probability sinks down to 15%, also because they are more wealthy women and men having degrees, then those who does not and can thus protect their assets better in general. These are not postulates, of course these numbers are completely wrong if you for example combine a woman graduate in gender studies and nuclear engineer, the probability of divorce is above 50% in such case.

Enough of the divorce, let's look at something else - cooking, cleaning, housemaid jobs and sex life. All of the mentioned are cheaper if done by professional on regular basis. You don't need cook most of the time, men are the best cooks and it is cheaper to eat out in restaurant, than to have a woman to make you dinner and pay her for holiday, new dress and so through the year... If you sum it up anyway it is always cheaper to stay single and have professionals for every work you need done, than to live with a woman or even marry her and have kids, with are not completely different category, because in old cultural view, kids are those who should look up after their parents until their death. But you are better of saving up money to get yourself your own professional nurse and best clinic once your health starts to disobey. Traditional family values are no values for true capitalist, if it does not mean business, which in most cases from the perspective of male, does not.

>>895837
Is there a way I can have a child alone? Like how a female can just go get a sperm donor.

>>895837
what happens if I'm in love though? or are you going to tell me that there's no such thing? it's nice to live with someone who you feel that way about.

>>895843
>what happens if I'm in love though?

What is love ?

>>895846
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

>>895851
dananandannanadannanana

>>895719

Wanna invest

>>895730
Can confirm, my wife is chinese and a doctor. She has brought money from her family and she is really good at not spending like a white girl would. On top of that her parents watch out kids and that saves us so much money and time.

Marriage is about making a strategic partnership. If your long term visions don't align then you are better off with joint ventures, basically fuck buddies / mistress / one night stand.

>>895839
you could always adopt...or if you insist on it being your blood relation them simply find a desperate woman and have legal documents drawn up signing away all rights before it's born and give her 5 grand for her services

>>895867

I'm technically Indian (rip to me i know) but I'm pretty whitewashed so I'm like the Canadianized Indian, or Americanized Indian is what I like to call myself.

I'm planning on marrying a white girl or Asian like Oriental girl

Would that work? Or would they not work with an Indian guy? For the record I'm not religious at all, I'm just fucking brown, the only literal flaw is my brownness!

>>895839
Sure. Google "India surrogate mother clinics". You'll probably need to buy eggs from someone as well, I guess they'll arrange it. Not the best idea though since I firmly believe a kid needs both a mom and a dad (dont have any myself though).

>>895892
mfw I just realized if I make a really effective method of turning you white I can be a millionaire.

>>895892

Also, is it possible to get a penis enlargement? I'm 5 inches - 5.5 inches, I want to get 7 inches, and like, I guess that's flaw #2 for me

The rest of me is great, rich ish upper middle class family, doctors / teachers, bankers, 2 houses, built body, buff, and 6 foot tall

>>895892
>I'm just fucking brown, the only literal flaw is my brownness!
That and your smell and your rapey aggressiveness.

>>895896

Yeah, lol, do it, lots of Indians would pay haha, even Asians and middle easterns

>>895898

not rapey at all, and i smell like dolce and gabana hoe, I'm good at hygiene, 2 showers a day, 4 brushes, always use a body scrubber in the shower, no 'dirt' on me bruh, also dove hair gel, soft as shit, got that army style haircut

>>895892

Do you have a Sister? My dream wife is a chaste Indian that's studying to become a doctor.

>>895901

what does chaste mean

and yes

>>895904

>chaste is an adjective that means morally pure. If you belong to a chastity club, you might have to take a pledge to be chaste until marriage. Chaste can be defined as "pure and virtuous," but basically it means "not having sex."

AKA not a whore that sleeps around

AKA not liberated by western society

>>895905

so a virgin? kek

that's a thing of the past men

>>895919

Keep the trash

>>895924

she is still "chaste" but I'm just saying, what's so special about a virgin these days? I'm like in my early twenties so it makes no difference to me really haha

you must be like late twenties if you care so much, or older

>too old bruh

>>895929

>the emotional baggage of a woman with past relationships
>the drama, trust issues, insecurities, etc.

No thanks. If I didn't care, I would marry a white bitch.

>>895932

I'm going to marry an americanized Asian girl, or really party personality white girl, I don't really care about the insecurities as well, and I don't want a girl that will tell me all of her problems and shit, and I want a healthy girl, so I don't have to deal with a cancerous wife or wife in hospital, no time for tears in my line of work, lol

I really want a wife that's /biz/ like, and works for money in the beginning stages of life (like 25 - 30 and then cares about a family, or a wife that's 23 - 27, and has a family but can still put in the work and isn't all about her "family"

I'm not planning on getting officially married till 30, but I'm going to marry a 23 - 27 year old probably.

>tfw late 30s dating early 20s girls
Feels good bro, easy as shit, prime pussy, funny stupid girls. I hope I will be able to do this at least for 10 more years

>>895936

White women just get fatter and more emotional the older they get. Go with an Asian. Most Filipinos look 16 forever. An accountant in my office is 46 but she looks like a 8/10 21 year old. You can only tell her age by her eyes really, and a little Mom weight. She has a 24 year old daughter that looks 12.

>>895898
Don't forget the hideous accent and the pompous self-satisfaction. Oh and has anyone mentioned the smell yet?

>>895955

I have a feeling you've never met an Indian in your life. I lived with an Indian for 9 months. They aren't all bad. They just talk too fucking much, and wear too much Axe body spray. And the fucking hair gel. They do a great job at making them look like they haven't washed their hair in months. But yeah, ignore my third sentence.

>>895943

Yeah I really like Vietnamese girls to be honest, or Korean ones, Japs are meh, if they like Anime its a total plus lmfao

Want one of those freaky girls, that are into that Anime cosplay sex and stuff ahahahaha

But yeah, shouldn't be hard to find, most Asians are freaks

>>895958

I've dated a few Japs. They make noises over anything. It's hard to tell whether they are enjoying it or being raped. They never last. That cartoon shit they're into is weird. Looking for a more mature woman. Been considering India or Pakistan.

>>895958
>Anime cosplay sex and stuff
believe me when I say that gets boring real fast, and then it gets annoying

>>895962
>It's hard to tell whether they are enjoying it or being raped

=)

>>895892
Target Singaporean and Malaysian chicks.

T. Australian Telugu

>>895939
I'm not your age, but totally. Electra complex.

>>895713
>Are women money sinks?

Depends on many variables and what your goal for the relationship is.

The price of a date can either be paid by you, the female or you can share it. Of couse, if you are not seen as a ideal mate for the female, she will let you pay for all of it (since you are the waste of time). But if you are seen as a quality good, she will often share the price of the date (therefore no extra cost for you).

When she becomes your gf you can of couse still share expenses. You can buy her gifts which can either cost money or be free, that you can decide yourself.

If you finally get married a female can double the house income and reduce marginal housing costs with 50%. This will increase your desposible income.

But you will probably marry/date some trashlike female and pay for everything, then whine on 4chan so why am i even typing this out

>>895719
Tips fedora

>>895892
>I'm Indian
So do you shit on the streets?

>>896086
If you have ever been India you would not ask that question. You would know that they do

Also this whole thread reeks of sweaty basement fedoras. No one told you to marry the first girl that sucked your peepee. That's your fault for being fucking moron. Best wives are latinas, and SouthEast Asians. Far East Asians tend to be horrible wives. They're very Americanized these days. Some arab women are okay, but you have to make sure they're educated.

>>896094
I know they do, and I've seen it happen. Also 60% of the world population that shits on the street comes from India. The same figure applies to the top 20 polluted cities in the world. No one wonder Pakistan hates India. They have to deal with the smell coming from India.

>>896098
I have been to India twice. Amazing country tho and i love the food. But I fail to understand how the street can be so unclean. outside the cities are clean and good s

chinese are the worst when it comes to shitting in the streets. there are signs around paris at tourists spots in chinese instructing them to not shit in the streets and sidewalk.

>>896114
Nope. India is the worst. 60% of the population that defecates on the streets live in India. Africans were least likely to do it.
>>896111
The food is good, and South India is almost like a different country. But the streets are filled with shit and general dirtiness. Also the drivers were horrible. Holy shit, I've never seen a group of people who can't drive. A lot of crashed cars/trucks on the side of the road. Plus horrible road sign that lead to nowhere.

>>895799

Wait until you're 30, and then find out that half the women your age are already divorced

If you're retarded enough to throw your money at them like a fucking retard, then yeah.

>>896120
>Africans were least likely to do it
monkey detected

>>895719
HEAT CHIPSSS!!!

Kinda sorta. Just as long as you dont go to fucking Didneyland every fucking day, it's not a huge deal.

Dated a disney fanatic once.

Once.

>>898018
stories? Did you bang in a mickey mouse costume?

Guys what if I just like white women? I hate shit skins and asians get rekt once they hit 50.

>>895824
Can it felix

>>895719
nice meme

I have a client that wants me to marry her younger sister who is in the Filipines.

What do?

I have absolutely no other marriage or dating prospects. The family is hard working and clean, and they own at least one house in So Cal.

She is a nurse, which is gross thinking of your wife cleaning up poop and stuff, but I might be able to provide enough so she doesn't have to work.

Questions are:
It's basically an arranged marriage. Will she love me? Will she have sex with me beside 5 times in the whole rest of my life. If she won't satisfy me will she be OK with me at least getting hand jobs from masueuses?

Pros: I've been researching and I've noticed that Flips literally never have roasties

>>898180
She just wants US citizenship. Don't do it. If you do you're a literal retard.

>>898184
But they are clearly getting to know me and welcoming me into family

>>898180
you would have to be a complete idiot to marry an asian that doesn't have US citizenship.

>>895719
Hahahha it is a meme now! Hahaha

Finally a real biz meme

Only if you date ones that are shitty
I've never had a GF that increased how much money I spent, except for around christmas time and valentine's day (also a little increase in general because I don't ever go out alone really)

>>898180

I hate to break it to you, but you may be retarded. Marrying a Filipino money whore is about the most beta thing a white male can do.

Here are the kind of people who do this:
> pedophiliac old farts
> guys with insane-level penis insecurity
> shut-ins who are too pussy to talk to people
> divorced mid-life crisis 40+ ugly old men with child payments in arrears

Ever watch filipina porn? I dare you to find one where the girl is into the sex. Its like fucking a corpse.

So basically, you'll be marrying and fucking a money-loving corpse who drains you financially, and mentally, while you are the laughing stock of your friends.

There anon, I saved you from the worst decision of your life.

>>898286
This guy gets it, some if them are lovely people but generally they dont speak the language, and eveb if they do theyre as dumb as toddlers. They basically use you for money to send back to their family.

>>895899
>middle easterns
>pay to be white
man what shitty arabs do you hang out with, the ones I got here think their shitskin race is the shit.

just stay away from western women, a nice (true) asian woman won't drain you of every penny you have and will remain loyal

>>898694
This is b8, right?

>>895827
>pretty much the same ratio as for men.
How naive are you?

>>895827
and they are unfuckable

>>895713
>Are women money sinks?
No, they're money toilets.

>>895713
The ones that do anal are

they are a complete waste of time of money so yes