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>19
>still not a multi millionaire
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8947527
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>21
>still a virgin
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>> No.8947542
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>>8947527
>24
>KHV
meh

>> No.8947617
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>>8947263
>last time I had pussy was on my 19th birthday
>will be turning 29 in june

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>18
>Still haven't read Moby-Richard
What the fuck is wrong with meeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8948518

>>8947617
Sweet! Only a year away from the wizard powers.

>> No.8948543

>32
>still not a grandfather
why even live.......

>> No.8948809

>>8947617
I'm in a 6 month dry spell, there's a way to avoid it right?

>> No.8948830

30 in exactly 3 months

KHV

>> No.8948835

>34
>still married

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8948880

>>8947527
Be careful anon. An old 4chan legend warns that those who go long enough without losing their virginity, and without making it, end up on /r9k/ where they are bathed in their angst until they either an hero or start a beta uprising.

>> No.8948922
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>18
>graduating high school in a month
>attending Dartmouth because it’s the only Ivy League school to accept me (its the Prince Harry of Ivy League schools)
>only getting 90% scholarship...student loan the other 10%

AAAAÂRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHG

>> No.8948949

Sounds like most of you need a rope. Please buy more coins and then kill yourselves

>> No.8948986

>>8948922
Cool. Did you know you can still end up failing at life, despite getting into an Ivy League school and despite having a scholarship? Don't get cocky, it'll bite you in the ass.

>> No.8948988

Faggots

>> No.8949285

>19
>not rich
>not smart
>not artistically talented
>not going to an ivy league (community college)
It's over, isn't it?

>> No.8949294

>>8949285

there is always hope

in my case if wasn't for crypto I would have hero'd last year

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>>8947542
>mfw 28
>khv
>never been alone with a girl other than my mommy

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>>8949313

iktf

>> No.8949340

>>8949285
Join the military. You only have to do 4 years(-ish), then you get out and get magic government money that not only pays your full tuition at *any* school you'd like, but also pays a housing allowance every month while you are attending.

In SoCal it's 2500/mo, give or take. Tax free. NYC, it's like 3gs extra per month. If you swing it right and do a school that has an online program but still allows you to *technically* go to school full time, you'll have room for a job, too...which would mean you'd be earning that 2500, plus a salary/wage, plus dividends from shit you have going on now.

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>>8948988
this