/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8939121
You're fucking disgusting. I commend you on >10K link, though.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

>>8939121
You're a disgusting barnyard animal.

>>8939121
Good, you earned your snack now big boy.

>>8939121
Btw those legs literally look like someone with dwarfism, not even a manlet.

>>8939121
>Came in a random girls pussy

You're not gonna be rich for long bud

>>8939121
How did you convince them to fuck you?

just a bough 100k diapers

Amerilard

>>8939143
how bout fat drunk and smart? asking for a friend

>>8939180
land of the fat

You cucks don't even know what it feels like to be morbidly obses, cum in 2 pussies and then piss all drunk all over yourselves and then go to work to a 6 figure job in the morning. If you work at wacdonalds or dic fill a then fuck you because touve probably offered to suck my small cock for money tonight on tinder or bumble but I was to busy leading sluts on for free. What fun is paying for a girl to fuck your fat cock when you can lead chciks on and cum in them for free then pss on yourself later when tour absolutely wasted

>>8939121
RICHARD HEART

>>8939260
HUMANS ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD AHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHABUYLINK

>>8939260
You may not remember this thread, but I will. All I can say is, sweet dreams fatty. Also, convince me you earned that money, this is the IRS.

I have 100k cryPTO and I'm pissing on myself fuck you linkies, arkies, and eosies

I commend you, OP.
10/10, I would ask for the pics so I can blackmail you when you sober up but i myself am drinking Chianti out of a jug so I will likely forget.

>>8939296
nice, how does it feel that your parents mutilated your genitals when you were born?

>>8939260
You're disgusting and worthless, but good for you.

>>8939296
hi dave

>>8939321
Fuck them I want my foreskin back.

>>8939121
I'm 5'11 and 270 pounds and a woman and I have over 3 million dollars in crypto from a 500 dollar investment

I can have whatever boy toy I want
or I can marry for love

get fucked. :)

>>8939121
>>8939260
>>8939289
>>8939142
>>8939143
If there's one thing I've learnt/understood in this thread it's this:

buy ChainLink

>>8939338
I could cum in your pussy then we could piss on each other

And then I'd leave.

Get fucked.

Ahem. I have no assets, no money in the bank, and no debt, but my significant other is hot and we fuck like rabbits and hold each other close and love each other with all our hearts and will be together through all markets, weathers, health conditions, and time. N-no, im not jealous of you OP!

>>8939121
I hereby name you Pissbro
Why do you enjoy pissing on yourself? the warmth?
or is it more sexual?

>>8939358
no thanks you're a manlet :)
i can get skinnier but you cant change the manlet status

Get fucked.

>>8939338
In fact. Even better. Let's get Pizzas and then fuck and cum and squirt and pizza and then squort and pizza and then cum on your mouth and rhen live happily ever after in your ceyptovmansion where I eat pizza and clean for your since I am only 1/30 the crypto good you are and you occasionally sit on my face for good measure

>>8939386
ill shit on your face

>>8939285
Holy fuck it's RICHARD

>>8939121
>mfw this is the average stinky linky browsing biz

>>8939386
how did you trick these women into sleeping with you? I must know, was it cash or smooth talking?

REEEEEEEECHARD

>>8939398
Unironically this was me 6 months ago. I got into BTC because of steroids. Little do they tell you when you stop you get fat, even with proper pct. I just bought my next cycle. Plan to cut 50 lbs over the next 4 months. You will beg me to fuck you and I will reject you, but I'll cut a hole in my hammock and shit in your mouth

>>8939398
Where do I sign up?

(Serious)

>>8939434
I was on steroids and jacked and fucked for hours back 6 months ago. They miss the dick.

>This fucking thread
OP truly encompassed the collective autism from /biz/ in one fell swoop.

>>8939465
did your dick shrink or is it just the fat making it look that way?

Quality thread, OP.

>>8939446
Hahahaha out of shape people who go natty can achieve that physique in less than a year. How did you only look like this on TRT? Honestly pathetic.

>>8939398
>>8939338
Guuurrrll quit playing with my emotions, Someone that talk and thicc is a godsend

>>8939398
>>8939338
Guuurrrll quit playing with my emotions, Someone that tall and thicc is a godsend

>>8939446

I ordered some sarms yesterday will it make u fat once cycle ends too?

>>8939456
>>8939528
Just when I think I’ve heard of every fetish, I am always surprised

>>8939446
STILL MANLET THO

>>8939584
That's not a very obscure one though, but I will say I don't want to eat it.

I have a lot more

>>8939338
Sup girl - 6'7 over here. You can be my sugar mama

You massive faggots have no idea what it's like to have gained and to have lost. I have fucked every pussy. (Btw 270 lb chick I got tested last week.. I'm clean and sterile and will fill u up until you overflow) I've done every drug and acquired every gain and still got fat and crypto went down 70 percent. Now I'm just a fat usleess engineer making 120k per year as a wagecuck rather than spending my days blasting and laying pipe. Should I kill myself?

>>8939669
Unironically no, just weather the storm for now and lose weight.

You're not defined by what means keeps you alive, find your own meaning.

>>8939669
I want you to find a /biz/ roastie and fuck her really, really, really bad so they would stop posting for attention and attract beta orbiters to siphon their shekels.

>>8939669
>Should I kill myself?
Probably, but wait and see if this shit picks back up again and we can ride the fantasy of riches train one more time.

Also what kind of engineering and how do I into engineer? I just want a good stable income so I can one day afford a house and maybe have gf to spoil.

Include me in the screencap I guess

>>8939711
No good in getting a Gf when you're cumming in redneck whores while obese and drunk and crypto down 70 percent in God damn bumfuck who knows where for work. Im a mechE inca very specialized field and have to be up for work in 5 hours. I'm out of booze

Ready to start my aas

>>8939772
What the fuck are you doing stop trying to kill yourself

>>8939772
Also unironically I got pulled over by an arkansas cop today. This was in my cupholder. I got a warning.

This is a really, really good thread. Thanks, /biz/.

>>8939751
Thanks for the advice my dude. Godspeed.

What a bizarre thread

OP are you drunk enough to give me free money?

>>8939584
So is that a no? If you're not a dude or tranny I think you'll be surprised where just entertaining the idea of chatting for a bit could go in life

>>8939825
Fuck off Raaj

>>8939584
And lastly before I go to sleep (because I'm a responsible lead engineer) I will fuck you and you will beg for me to cum in your fat flappy obese pussy. I will be godlike and you will beg for my cum. Your mouth will be open wide but I will refuse and push your head into the pillow while I thrust into you from behind. I will plant the seed that will germinate and explode... And you will birth 1000 linkies but I will be long gone because that same night I cashed out to Monero and bought a tent and decided to spend the next 10 years on the Appalachian trail until I get horny enough to fuck your fat wetpussy again 5 years later and you will, once again, beg for it, and I will fill that fat wet pussy up with my cum a second time and the last time because like a good nigger, the second time I cum in you I will be gone for good.

>>8939772
That’s bad combo...

>>8939825
I'll give you 5 ark. What's your address?

>>8939446
A. 50 pounds would leave you with about 150 to go. Way to be, Gregory!

2. Hammocks already have a ton of holes for you to shit through.

>splooty roody confirmed.

>>8939838
0.5 eth and I’ll give contact info

>>8939879
https://youtu.be/hQLsb7Zm_MI

The image equivalent of this thread.

>>8939903
Or 100 STINKY LINKY

>>8939889
Thanks you absolute madman

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>>8939908
No, pic related is better suited especially reading >>8939879

>>8939889
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>>8939903
Not sure if I want to pay that (which I can) with the stupid premise I began with (but hey I'm honest), without some sort of proof. But I'll send a note with contact info if you provide that.

>>8939903
Bitch you get nothing. I'll send you 0.1 eth and I get 1.0 back and I cum in you and you say please sir may I have some more and I say no and go about my business.

>>8939879
I look forward to our dates

>>8939916
Take it you pussy

>>8939964
guess I'm an Arkie now boss

>>8939978
Now fucketh thy pussy and cumeth in it.

>>8939916
Lmao 90 day fiancée

>>8939991
Quads and you post boi pucci

>>8939955
I would lube up and creampie that belly button so fucking hard.

I bet it smells amazing, years of built up musk.

>>8939121
>yes /biz/ I'm pissing on myself
Just when you think you've seen it all there's a thread like this. Really makes you think.

>>8939879
>I will plant the seed that will germinate and explode
>And you will birth 1000 linkies but I will be long gone because that same night I cashed out to Monero

This is high quality poetry.

>>8940018
This is truly a magical place

>>8939939
This faggot pretending to be me.

>>8939939

Eth-
0x2C26bab7Ff7111D2cd8Af8Af671c26BfAEdEd0FF


Link- 0xcea78509d97a21c4f874ad9be8d627db95393dab

s-so does this thread mean we have to buy chainlink?

>>8939903
I'm legit gonna cum on my brand new msi laptop that I bought with crypto profits on this exact post within the next 20 mins.

>>8939338
I'd marry a fat girl.

>>8940029
I'm not pretending, we have IDs.

Plus I tried to give you helpful advice
>>8939679


>>8940030
Thanks, that's a nice thumb. I'm pretty tempted to but I will say I don't like being used for money.

>>8940045
Do it faggot
I dare you

>>8940057
Nigga that’s my pinky finger

I just want to know ur actually big game crypto fuhrer and not just a pajeet larper
- can’t be a high rolling crypto sugar momma with a pajeet bf

>>8940030
I take it back. Im cumming on this post on my brand new msi laptop that I bought with crypto profits. I'll cum even harder if you post tits. I sent the beggar 5 ark but I'm not paying some fat slut .1 eth to give me her contact info when she should he paying me to fuck her. Tits or GTFO bitch.

>>8940058
>>8940089

quick give him fap material while mods are asleep and he is still drunk. You don't have to post tits just give him something.

>>8940089
That's definitely a chick or trap finger so I'm already hard af.

If your reading this get your shit together white man. We are being genocided. Get active workout get a white woman pregnant make a family. Get active in local politics. Convert some of your holdings to xmr and donate to the daily stormer. Donate to Kyle Bristows freedom for the market place of ideas. Do something for yourself and your people rather then get drunk and piss on yourself man. Time really is running out & you should care.

>>8940089
>>8940030
you heard the man, post your goddamn titties

>>8940081
Bitch I got 100k crypto and you'll pay me 1 eth every time I blast in that whore mouth of yours.

good thread. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>>8940089
Here you go
Fap to this poorfag Manlet

>>8940081
Ok my depth perception is off from the scale of that, my bad.

I'm just not sure. Highly doubt you think I'm legit since I responded to this
>>8939398
but I am curious you even responded this long. Actually don't care if you have 3 million in crypto or not. I might send half just to see if you're serious.

>>8940122
Fuck you bitch what don't you send me some eth or ven you dumb whore bitch faggot

0x25801063C342eaCb466286EF211dc26bEa2B8fa3

>>8940122
1 eth and I'll consider letting you swallow my cum

>>8940136
Do it, I already delivered on pic

>>8940150
Your pent up Manlet anger is really showing friendo :^)

>>8940012
More like Italian sandwich meats and sour Parmesan.

daddy calls me his “parm belly boy” or “ray Romano”

>>8940122
You're doing it wrong. You clearly don't know what Men want.
>>8940150
Here you go bro get wanking

>>8940173
My nigga. That's about to get me started. Im about to get wanking. Gotta stop pissing on myself first

Did OP cum on his laptop yet?

>>8940030
I'm 6ft1 12% body fat and bbc
Can I poke the thick amazon?

>>8940207
I’m fat I don’t fuck niggers

>>8940206
I'm gonna get started in a second.

>>8940221
Will OP deliver?

>>8940218
I'll be ur boy toy bb

>>8940218
lets be honest at 300lbs you are not fucking anything

>>8940218
Crypto momma why not show us ur crypto momma titties

>>8939446
>Little do they tell you
Literally everyone tells you, fucking retard. Bet you're surprised your balls are the size of pinto beans too.

>>8940164
Yeah but a pic isn't worth 0.5eth, but I do appreciate you trying. I think I'm gonna pass so you don't waste your time. Seemed a bit more toxic the more I read and I shouldn't let my cock do the thinking for me. Would have been interesting otherwise though...

>>8939121
isn't under 5'4 140lbs thicc/overweight anyways? why are you bragging about having sex with a fat chick

>>8939155
epic beak my dude I'm stealing that one

>>8940164
>>8940081
>>8940058

Hey big mama

Any tips on how to find a career woman that missed out on younger love or a sugar mama in like her 30's or late 20's?

I'm 21 and going through school and could probably learn to grill chicken or something while she's at work.

I'm kinda handsome if that makes a difference.

>>8940323
Where are you even from

>>8940364
Idk sorry I’m only 21

I don’t have a career I just shitpost on biz and other boards

>>8940365
Atlanta, but white (hurr hurr amerimutts aren't white, for those that think that)

>>8940399
That sucks
I live in Comer