/biz/ - Business & Finance

daddys money?

>>8936568
proof or larp

>>8936568
Fuck you larper, but the ass was fat.

>>8936568
>19
>151k in stocks
>251k in crypto

>>8936568
literally how

>>8936568

Decent pic but those ankles should really be tied together.

>>8936568
>16
>500k in crypto, already cashed out 5m
>500k in stocks
Currently looking at owning my 4th penthouse. Also, your mom deepthroated me.

>>8936568
Holy shit no one believes that trash go soak a cork

13
300 dollars in XLM
2 stocks in ferrari

>>8936635
You're gonna make it, ez.

9 y old
500k crypto
509k stock
rn in club with chiks

>>8936568

How many linkies for a gf like this

>>8936651
>gf
I've got news for you son

>>8936568
JESUS CHRIST.. i may not be rich but my god the things i would do to that pussy
>>33
>>$5.24 in stocks
>>$2.2k in crypto

>>8936568
who is this please tell me you'll make up for this excuse of a thread

>>8936568
>7 months old
>Can already use a computer
>Suck on tits all day
>Can shit myself with 0 consequences
>Bought 25000 btc at ico, still holding

>>8936691
Is this you?

>>8936568
made this oc for huma abedin's anus pics..
but this will do...
have an egg.

monero

>4k in crypto
>1k in stocks
>bagholding both

>>8936568
25
60k stocks
15k crypto

>>8936568
>that's a boy

>>8936844
how i dont see a bulge?

22
1.8k in stocks
2.5k in crypto

>>8936844
you dumb faggot thats a vagina you fucking moron

how old are you

>>8936568
>21
>roughly $550k in crypto, peak was ~$900k

used parents money to invest and have made a few good trades

25
$219 stocks
6k crypto
-400k dollars

>pic related
26
99% of the debt is a personal loan I just took out to buy crypto.

I've fucked chicks with way better bodies get a whole of yourselves virgins

>>8936568
ples stop this is a no fap board

21
$1k savings
$30k crypto

>>8936965
>get a whole of yourselves

>>8936667
There is no way that's xy chromosomes.

>>8936568
i know you everyone ITT is thinking it but wont admit it.

she has nice feet

>>8937036
pls let me have this fantasy

28
$1.5k in bank account
$105k in crypto, for which I paid $147k in Fiat

Fml lol

>>8936609
only anon with a brain in here

>>8937256
Also, I owe Uncle Sam $7k within 119 days, my mom is moving and I need to budget $5k for her within 60 days, and my ex just asked me to pay her tuition for the fall semester, which will be somewhere around $11-15k, and I actually want to do it because I love her, though I'm a little afraid of actually getting back together and whether it would work or end with me crying a lot.

>>8936568
>18
>1 ton of silver
>8000 DOW shares
>100 BTC

>>8936568
>20
>400 in crypto
I'm gonna make it lads

>>8937230
How many BTC do I need for a gf with qt feet like that?

>Just turned 21
>500k equity
>100k bonds
>17k in savings

>>8936949
>loan I just took out to buy crypto.
lmfao

>>8937275
> my ex just asked me to pay her tuition for the fall semester, which will be somewhere around $11-15k, and I actually want to do it because I love her
lyl

>>8936949
screencapped
We'll see who's laughing in 8 months ;)

>36
>$0 in stocks
>$4M in BTC
>$0 in alts

>not even larping

>>8937598
>$4M in BTC
how much fiat do you have

>>8937256
>>8937275
don't pay your gf shit
liquidate some crypto to pay for your mom and your taxes
you literally don't have a problem you're just stupid

27
26k s&p index fund
15k gold
65k house
4k crypto
7k savings account

>>8937423
How the duck?

>31
>3 million+ XRP
>ama

>>8936568
24.5
900k in crypto

>>8937698
trust fund

33

$52K in credit card debt
$55K in IRS debt
$800 in State Tax debt
$482 in bank account
$40 in bitmex

>>8936599
That ass is nowhere near the same universe as fat.

>>8937275
>>8937712

>>8937712
Shit dude I thought I had it bad with like $8k in debt.

>>8937275
Seriously dog, whatever you do, DO NOT pay for that girls tuition.
No matter what, don't do it.
Please.

>>8936568
i bet those panties smell like heaven and her pussy feels extremely tight

>>8937658
about $100k right now

>>8937797
so if bitcoin drops to $4k tomorrow you lose 50% of all your wealth?

>>8937275
>only one girl exists in the world

>12
>6 cars
>$5,000,000 in stocks
>$5,000,000 in crypto
>2 mansions made of the finest lego blocks

>>8937795
Astute observation.

>>8936580
obviously

36
200k in real estate
200k stocks
100k precoous metals
50k guns and ammo collection
150k crypto
25k in gpu mining operation (9 hrs of free electricity per night from utility co)

32
100k bank account
250k stock (including 401k)
85k crypto

39
$550k stocks/bonds
$350k 401k
$125k real estate
$75k cash
$20k crypto

>>8936609
Ah I see you're a man of culture as well

>>8936568
>26
>$4.5k in crypto
>$3k in bank
>$7k in 401k
>-$20k Net worth

>dat failed business debt brah

12
150.1k in stock
250.1k in crypto

>26
>20k in crypto
>35k savings

>>8937732

Thankfully, there are other things in life besides money. I have an awesome baby daughter, and lots of free time due to having my own business that doesn't have responsibilities

>>8937748

Yeah, you're fine. 8k is hardly debt, that's basically just bills haha. As soon as you get any type of healthy cash flow you can knock that out pretty easily.

In fact, "debt relief" companies wont even talk to you if you have less than 10k in debt!

>>8936949
cool story retard

29
$180k savings
0 debt
0 stocks
0 anything else but the savings, really

>28
>$7k in cash
>about to receive $160K inheritance
Should I just burn all that shit in BTC, transfer to a cold wallet, find a way to make it unreachable for five years and see what happens?

>>8936609
Good post brother. In fact I'm not even going to bother reading any further and just leave this thread on a high note.

31

$4.2 million in equities (stock)
$1.3 million in cash
$2.8 million in crypto.

I was heavier in crypto and got out before the crash, traded more actively in stocks. I’m increasing my crypto position again.

>>8938555
Stay poor, fag. Crypto could go to 0 tomorrow and I'll still be better off than you.

>>8936568
>16
>345k in stock
>678k in crypto

>>8937275
You are begging to have your heart broken. I bet I'd make a better girlfriend even if I have a penis and only pitch.

>>8938602
Lmao sure, nice larp

>>8936601
By lying

>>8936568
footfags should be gassed

>24
>$1.2 million in stocks
>$250k crypto
>$900,000 in the bank
>$700,000 home
>Hyundai genesis G90 5.0 AWD daily driver
Will I make it /biz/

If a girl wears one of those anklet things she wants a guy to worship her feet right?

>>8936568
>18
>24 dollars on binance
>started with 20

>>8939328

It's more of a slave thing usually. Like a collar but more discreet.

>>8937712
100x that. You will make it

>>8937230
>Weird stubby toenails
>Mutant baby toe
>Bony

Nah

>>8936568
25
Nothing in the bank
But my hands and legs still work and I still have all my teeth, and I love my family and friends.

>>8939479
Real

>>8939490
Yeah

>>8937275
>$11-15k
>my ex
>love her

Pay it and KYS. Your emotions will only hinder you.

>>8936568
>27
>$17k in savings
>$15k in index funds
>$120k in crypto

>>8939479
you just won the thread

>18
>$16k savings
>$5k crypto

32
40k crypto
30k fiat
rent
own small business
no debt.

>>8939641
probably another 40k in inventory.

>>8939647
oh and at least a 20k tax obligation, never bothered to pay state taxes, just keep filing tax extensions and paying the IRS and getting medicaid. the tax penalty for state taxes is still way cheaper than health insurance.

>>8936599
that ass is not fat but id be dammed it that was a perfect piece to stick you penis and circle your hips against to feel those soft butt cheeks rub against you until you cum in like 10 seconds.

>>8939594
forgot
>rent
>no debt

>18
>$100k crypto
>$5k in cash
>$0 anywhere else
Stealing from pajeets with your own shitcoin is the best decision I ever made

>>8936568
>28
>270k cash (was working in the coal mines in Australia for many years with no GF)
>20k crypto
>waiting on the next recession to invest in inverse leveraged ETF's to double money

>>8939589
I won ! I love you! Goodbye

IRS data mining thread.

>>8938585
Yes. You better not buy a damn thing with it besides crypto.