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8923352 No.8923352 [Reply] [Original]

Listen up.

So I stole around $100K in NEO and sold it for bitcoin to cash out with.

Should I pay taxes(I live in the US) on this shit or just buy gold and silver off of JM bullion and electronics off of Newegg?

What's everyone's take on this. Money has no trace. I can put it in a different name and get it mailed to a neighbor.

>> No.8923380

>>8923352
how did you steal it?

>> No.8923391
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8923391

>Listen up.

This is either bait or you're a huge faggot.

>> No.8923419

>>8923380

Don't worry about it.
Not big enough to leave a footprint.

>>8923391

I'm a Chad faggot. Stay broke bitch.

>> No.8923423

>>8923352
> worried about taxes on his stolen currency .
This is the exact kinda KEK I needed.

>> No.8923449

>>8923423

Serious tho should I just spend it over the internet and get shit sent to different addresses and say fuck taxes?

>> No.8923466

>Chads know about the Chad meme

>> No.8923475

>>8923449
You should stop being a degenerate. If you were actually competent enough to “steal” 100k in NEO you wouldn’t be on this board asking such idiotic questions.

>> No.8923561

>>8923475

I'm serious. What should I do here.

>> No.8923590

>>8923561
Give it back Jamal.

>> No.8923610

>>8923561
Turn it in to the nearest authority. And pay taxes on it.

>> No.8923657

Hold the BTC until more fiat platforms or options for a p2p exchange are available for cash out

>> No.8923753

>>8923657
Finally a decent answer.

Anymore like this?

It's only like 12 bitcoin anyways.

Anyone have success buying shit online and not paying taxes?

>> No.8923794

>>8923352
xmr -> btc -> xmr -> btc
you can use xmr.to use small amounts and use a vpn

>> No.8923800

>>8923391
lmao

>> No.8923807

>>8923794
>>8923352
it'll take you around 2-3 to clean it then just use throwaway localbitcoin acc to get cash by mail and have a po box ready with a fake name etc

>> No.8923810
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8923810

>>8923391
unironically this though

>> No.8923844

>>8923807
lol have fun buying counterfeit bullshit

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8923880

>>8923844
>lol have fun buying counterfeit bullshit
baka newfags need to die

>> No.8923908

>>8923880
Nice!

>> No.8923929

>>8923908
thanks pal

>> No.8924177

Shit replies

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8924186

>>8923391
>I'm a Chad faggot.

>Doesn't know about commas. Is a faggot.

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8924204

>Doesn't know about clicking the right person...

>>8923419

Lel.

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8924238

>>8923352
glad I did my taxes a year early

>> No.8924260

>>8923844
>lol have fun buying counterfeit bullshit

Been doing cash in mail on localbitcoins for years. Never once received a counterfeit note. It's a non issue.

>> No.8924271

Since no one knows you have it, invest it back in until it's worth significantly more. When crypto becomes more user friendly, open up a bank account in another country, go there, cash out, buy land, and become a resident.

>> No.8924428

>>8923753
What about bitcoin ATM's?

>> No.8924447

>>8924428
Find me one where you can withdraw fiat

>> No.8924453

>>8924428
Prices on those tend to be much higher than market prices in my experience. I would not recommend them.

>> No.8924529

>>8923753
it is not a decent answer, p2p fiat exchange doesn't do anything because your bank will merely report the electronic deposits if you ever try to actually get at the money, you might as well just be using any normal exchange