/biz/ - Business & Finance

S&P gapping up

syria is a forgotten news story
no need to panic
based Trump doing missile strikes on a friday night so the market has a chance to cool off before open

nothing but RESPECT for my president

>>8921127
Weak.

Market crash tomorrow. Get your GS & MS puts

welp
There go me shorts XD

>mfw I closed my short and bought Netflix on Friday

>>8921791
be aware, NFLX has earnings report end of day

>he fell for the crash meme
>he fell for WW3 meme

All time highs virtually assured

>>8921817
Exactly

>>8921687
holy fuck I want you to get raped to death literally

>>8921850
Y tho?

Not my fault banks are greedy shits and kept subprime loaning. Now with 2nd, 3rd tier loaners defaulting on their own loans, plus student debt defaults at ATHs, CRE defaults, we have another recession. US tax payers will refuse to foot the bill again. Top 6 banks have nearly 200B in loan exposure they are not supposed to.

>>8921921
Shut up and take you homicidal rape like man >:D

>>8922021
No.

What is up with your trip anyways? R u a meme

>>8921829

fucking this! thank god i pumped in like 8k on the lows

Which is the best brokerage firm to open up a Roth IRA? I don't want to get shafted from fee's in the long run but I still want a wide assortment of options (especially for dividend stocks). Suggestions?

So how about that gap up?

>>8921817
I'm morbidly curious to see how GE's earning tank the stock.

weed gonna moon real good tomorrow.

>>8922307
do not short GE

im predicting huge upside surprise and an announcement they will start to raise dividends again

way too risky to short them here

Pump before dumping bank earnings again day.

>>8922372
I was actually thinking about getting a bit of GE no shorting it, but I wonder if it will bleed a bit more before jumping in. I think they are also a little over diversified so they need to pull back and focus on a solid core of products/services but it'll be a while before we see it back some respected levels.

>>8922324
>tomorrow
>not 4/20
you disappoint me son.

>>8922404
really the only reason they had such a shitty 2017 was because of their "GE Capital" branch which deals with financial investments and got pink wojak'd by who knows what

basically all their other branches were still profitable. Should probably see things turning around now that the dividend was cut and other cash flow issues have been addressed (i would hope)

>>8922404
>not 4/20

420 was a nothing day last year for weed stocks. However this year it is on a Friday, which is generally green, so maybe?

Anybody watching bloomberg right now? Really fucking spot on analysis on Syria.
Essentially, not only does the attack mean nothing in the long term - it also means really little in the short term, since there are only few pockets of rebels and Assad practically won. Which means Russian wins, huh.

Short WTI?

>>8922065
Me life meme :(

go long on hemp and marijuana stocks, 2018 Hemp Farming Bill was introduced which would decouple hemp from cannabis and DEA scheduling and Trump stated he will let state laws determine their laws on medical / recreational marijuana

>>8922096
vanguard

>>8921687
It's weak AF. Something is wrong.

>>8921127
what happened to the old weekly updates for autism inc? is it still possible to access them?

>>8923229
Why not go short?

Futures keep dropping...

>>8922096
Literally Vanguard.

>>8922550

Well duh

There were only like two retards, friday afternoon, claiming tvix would moon due to a ww3 scenario occuring over the weekend.

>>8923840
Common keep dropping!
Mommy need a new pair of.... life preservation medicine ;_;

TVIX is going to open up 10 new locations tommrow

>>8924261
The fact that the attack was coordinated by three countries dissipated most of the risk I think.

With that said I am still trying to make sense of the attack, it achieved so little and the timing was incredibly awkward. You could argue that Trump is playing the elections game already but if so he would have ordered the attack on a monday so that the news have something to talk about.

>>8924270
You guys sold the hike? Looks +.42% to me.

>>8924354

Regardless, the rebels are in such a shit state, even the anti regeme areas don’t house them anymore.

If some turning point occured, the revolutionary guard would simply invade and mop up any rebel forces.

Market wise; short of a nuclear war, I never saw shit occuring from this on equites. We will see our ath relatively soon after testing the 200 day average so often last few weeks.

>>8924354
Yes, shorted SPY @ 681 and bought TVIX @ 8.50

Me ready for apocalypse

>>8924354
>With that said I am still trying to make sense of the attack
Israel wants to claim the Golan Heights in Syria. The Israeli government is the #1 lobbying group in the USA. Israel has more dual citizens in the US government than any other nation. It's not rocket science.

>>8924441
The risk has never been geopolitical. Geopolitical risk sold a lot of treasuries. For risk assets, the QT is the risk. You bought a geopolitical dip, but the real selling is from the FED, not from this Syria BS. That's what the bulls don't get. Who will buy to ATH if the money is flowing out of risk assets?

As I was thinking as I read the Reuters article onFriday, these explanations for what the investors must be thinking are all made up bullshit. The main reason prices went down on Friday is because investors were taking profit before the weekend. Down on Friday and up on Monday as usual.

>/smg/ thread already

Isn't it a little early?

>>8924613
Honestly wish this /smg/ was active 24/7.

>>8921725
Why, why are you still alive? fucking kill yourself already. You don't have to make yourself suffer to live; suicide is a perfectly reasonable solution for someone in your shoes. This is honest advice for the good of your immortal soul. You are better off dead and you know it. Better luck next time.

>>8925013
You be awake 3 days straight
Stop replying @ yourself you crazy mofo XD

>>8925058
This rp is crazy

>>8924613
No I want to despair before the market even opens

>>8925013
>>8925058
Seriously get help

I'm positive Facebook will recover in a big way soon. Don'tcha think?

>>8925635
Too big to fail

>>8925635
I think the fundamentals in the online ads sector are about consolidation.
I don't think it is growing sector anymore.
I didn't do research on FB but I don't have the impression they have been looking at external sources of growth and they are still strictly online.

who here ready to get JUSTed tomorrow?

>>8925971
>Long BAC
FUCK
At least I bought on friday's dip.

>>8925971
>get JUSTed
By what ?
In which direction (did you long or short ?)

>>8924513

https://genieoilgas.com/about-us/strategic-advisory-board/

All you need to know about Syria.

What's the dividend meme of the day kiddos

>>8925971
me ready for money $_$ !
my plan 4 today @ SPY!!!

first they clear out Long's stop loss!
Then moon

>>8921921
>>8922021
My bad meant for kneepads retard

>tfw all your stock earning reports come out first week of may

I suppose its good news since i can gauge the forecast by checking customer earnings first.

>>8926165

OXLC

>>8924513
Israel already claimed the golan heights. That shit is long settled... not relevant now

>>8921137
premarket update

>>8921127
Basic rundown on Options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE


sorry I fucked up the OP post
please make sure we fix this next thread

First

>>8927416
first after 8am?

big boy traders start at 4am

Morning all

looks like the BAC numbers are pretty good

Good morning amerifriends

>>8927483
Bears on suicide watch :^)

Any good books to get into stock trading? Studying econ so not completely illiterate in the subject, should I just lurk these generals?

>>8927545
Just lurk here you'll be fine
>pic related

>>8927492
The banks had good earnings on Friday too.

>>8927566
Don't you think that the bad news have already been priced in ?

>>8921137
I saw that shit this morning!
I'm thinking it's going to do that thing again where it gaps up at opens then spends the whole fucking day sliding back into the red.

>>8922550
The idea is to whack Syria's knuckles with a ruler for using chemical weapons, not overthrow the regime at this point. Once ISIS became a thing the overthrow objective went out the window, the real goal now is to entrench the Kurds in Rojava. They have a sick organic border following the Euphrates river right now.

>>8927545
just watch Mad Money with Jim Cramer every day and youll be rich in no time

What do you guys think of overstock? It seems to mirror the volatility of crypto. Could it ever become amazon or even more if crypto comes back because of soros?

JPM beat too

fucking HODL

>>8925635
Don't bet for soon. I got burned by that too many times with 1 week options. I'm now only playing it with options set beyond July 20th

>>8921817
I sold off some of my holding. Still have a 1k or 2k stake.

>>8922277
How about that long slide back into the red, just like Friday? I'm gonna say it anyways...

C'MON BABY, 2 SCOOPS!!!
C'MON BABY, 2 SCOOPS!!!
I WANT MY LAMBO TO BE RED.

>>8925781
This is true. FAANG is too important in the customer base to lose. But will they gain ?

>>8927487
I have a pic of myself with that bull <3

>>8927813
>How about that long slide back into the red, just like Friday?
this
not shook at all yet

How was everybody's weekend? This gap up is a great opportunity to pick up more shorts. Looking for the same story as Friday. I'm waiting until at least 11 to close my BAC puts.

Good morning!

>>8927835
same
check the premarket
looks like a lot of selling

>>8927889
Barted ?

>>8924587
financial news is the original fake news. it's designed to get people buying and selling so the middle-men who pay for advertisements can make more money. accuracy is not important.

This week will be very telling for the future of 2018. The Bogs have planned well.

Big bucks, no whammies.

>>8927902
no ER was a beat. but the premarket action is suggesting it doesnt want to stay above 30. just like it got stuck on friday. its weird, and im gonna see this one through even if it hurts

T-minus 30 minutes until BOGING

>>8927889
>>8927933
seeing similar things on the other banks too

>>8927961

>>8927889
perhaps the conference call didnt go so well...

Maybe the market is just running out of greater fools

>>8927987
i just dont know. i either blew it, or this is gonna be a whiteknuckled ride until reality sets in. been looking at these banks all weekend. there is no reason for this ER growth to continue. especially not if people realize how absolutely up to their eyeballs in subprime shit they all are

>>8928007
lack of volume checks out

>>8928012
>>8928007

BAC literally LITERALLY just posted record earnings

it really should go up today

Morning!

BAC is not looking good despite minor earning beat. Look at the financial data, weak big loans & deposits. Defaults rising.

>>8928026
JPM flopped and they posted a beat, I think BAC is going to bleed slowly

>>8928037
>>8928043

>sell the banks, theyre making too much money!!!

>>8928026
and if the pattern holds. they wont. theres something else going on here

>>8921725
>>8925013
>>8925058
pic related

>>8928037
>>8927987


They also would not have met revenue expectations if it weren't for the tax cuts. Interstingly enough their investment sector didnt lose in January which means they probably were in on it or spoke to the board at TVIX

>>8928044
>Posts good earnings
>Stock drops and lowers volume significantly

I mean there's something to it

>>8928044
Sounds like a good idea to me

>>8927263
9:15am update

looking at a strong open today lads

>>8928097
does anyone pay for trading view real time data?

getting hella frustrated looking at this 10min delay

>>8928057

There’s a lot of dumb money flows into the market from 3/31 to 4/17. Corporate pension contributions, corporate 401k contributions, and individual IRA contributions for 2017 get made this time of year. The smart money is selling into this wave of cash entering the market.

>>8928116
thats exactly what ive noticed. youre saying its just a seasonal thing until earnings all come in?

>>8928110
It's cheap just buy the subscription and support a great platform

I GET KNOCKED OUT
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOURE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

>>8928125
yeah seriously considering it
I use trading view often enough

its a pain in the ass how they make you refresh the page every 10 minutes if you are a free user

stocks are for lamers, enjoy your 5% per year

You fellas are coming to the wrong conclusions on why banks are flopping in spite of record earnings. This is classic sell the news, the propagada had already set the "greatest april ever" rumor for a while now so everything has been priced in.

>>8928125
nah just keep multiple instances of trading view in multiple browsers so you can put in all the indicators you want, and get your market data from some where else.

>>8928154
the media is just playing up this housing bubble story again thats all
people are rattled because we all remember 2008

>>8928150
look at this dumb nigga that dont know bout how to get hisself sum leverage

>>8928124

Most corporations make their annual lump sum retirement account contributions (pension or 401k) at the end of Q1. They accrue the expense on an ongoing basis all year, but actually cut the check around the end of March.

Individuals have until the tax filing deadline (4/17 this year) to contribute to the prior years’s IRA. A lot of people wait until the last minute and use tax refunds to fund their IRA.

It’s not that these things are driven by earnings...it’s just that all three happen during the month of April.

>>8928150
nigga i made 5% on Friday

>>8928157
I expect nothing else from a (((commie)))

Now let's make $$$ from your spot on BAC

>>8928167

It’s not going to be housing this time.

Look at default rates on subprime auto loans. Then look at who securitized that debt.

Not a good day to be a tvix guy

I wonder how netflix will go today. This is basically their last quarter. No more marvel, disney or starwars for them.

>>8928143
uwu graph

>>8928181
good to know

>>8928233
and NN is done

nice big fat upper wick forming on BAC 5min

IT BEGINS

Still going long oil and metals and gonna pick up something me cheap tvix today

Giant red dildos on spy, TVIX quiet, why u do dis bogs!

>>8928197
The banks are putting these subprime turds into bonds right senpai? Is that what you're telling me?

>>8928290
TVIX/=Short

my fucking arms, guys

and it's so risky right now... sell, sit, wait for news?

>>8928197
Cars are a depreciating asset though, how can it sustain a bubble let alone pop?

>>8928280
yup

>>8928296
yup combine that with the 96mo car loans and the constant onslaught of millenials defaulting on student loans. they give loans to fucking whoever still. they learned nothing from 08 its frustrating

AAAAAND BAC unable to hold it's shit together.

>>8928307
Anon y

BAC shitting itself, LORD

>>8928307
You got fucking MEME'D

>>8928307
why did you all in on one penny? if youre gonna play it like that you couldve found a couple pennies then just sat and waited till each one pops.

>>8928324
WE DID IT REDDIT

>>8928325
>>8928344
I've had this position since November, when things were looking legit fantastic, then the epa statement that meant *literally nothing* came out and fucking kneecapped it. Been waiting for it to recover, since that statement meant, again, *literally nothing*.

>>8928364
just hold it forever. Once they actually start mining in 10 years your entry will look really good!

>>8928364
hopefully you learn something from your loss

>>8928364
thats why you wanna have a couple different ones. they all go for rides occasionally, and news can effect them in all sorts of unpredictable ways.
but thats why i normally dont trade pennys. theyre too hard to make an accurate prediction, and youre at the mercy of some guy who could just sell off 100k just to fuck with you

This BAC sell off is on even higher volume than Friday's shit show. My circumcised prick is hard like wood.

>>8928364
You're so deep in the hole you might as well wait 20 years for them to start digging holes

>>8926972
Same price and payout as ORC a few months back, more or less. Here's hoping that it doesn't share ORC's fate.

>>8928364
also, if youre looking for penny type plays where you 10000% your money, go to crypto. seriously, its much better suited for this kind of stuff

>>8928307
Ech, anon, why would you even buy this crap... well, for now, wait. Exit at first opportunity (random spike up) and pick something with stronger fundamentals next time...

>>8928364
Cut your loss, Anon. Don't succumb to the sunk cost fallacy.

>Sunrun in a moon mission

I want off Mr Trumps wild ride.

Why isn't SBUX getting assblasted on open? That controversy on top of slipping market share and downgrades seemed like a recipe for disaster.

>>8928364
>>8928394
That anon is right. Keep away from very cheap stocks. They're cheap for a reason. Either they have shitty results, or they pump out insane amounts of new shares, or both.

My BABA call is getting JUSTed, fuck me

>>8928307
You don't know true suffering

>>8928447
everything is about to get blasted. did you all forget where we are? were on mr bones wild ride motherfuckers. you dont get to get off this ride

>>8928475
Bitch please I lost 75% in a week going against my nature and posting bull bets

>>8928447
Nevermind just saw an article about the CEO cucking himself to the poor unfortunate youths LOL, explains why it's basically even

>>8928143
Barted

>>8928475
Fuck and I thought my 1.30 avg cost was bad

>>8928482

This market is fucking gay holy shit

>>8928505
I was in that original thread on v, it was probably one of the best things Ive ever seen posted. Almost as good as the old b copypasta about some dude shitting in a public toilet but there was no toilet paper.

What's wrong with the fucking NASDAQ?

>>8928527
i couldve saved you
i tried to warn you
you looked away
you only had to listen
it didnt have to be like this
you couldve prevented this

were trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
and the machine is bleeding to death
youve made your bed
now lie in it
its happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>>8921817
my money is on tsmc easy money from the strong crypto demand.

Please help me die

>>8928552
what about the one where the guy is at his friends house and theres no toilet paper so he uses his friends moms bible and it destroys his life?

ill try and find it. that was my favorite

For those who got those 05/04 29.50 BAC put, are you gonna hold or doump eet sometime today ?

>>8928703
hold

>>8928703
im holding for a while. might take a couple of my 30s at close. this chart looks absolutely awful. check 15min

BGFV punched through the 7.90 resistance

>>8928713
check out the hourly

Currently making gains on BGFV and losing it all to TVIX, what should I buy today with my spare cash to get ahead /smg/?

>>8928717
MID-TEENS™ incoming

Muh oil

>>8928752
i know its just sitting on that floor of 29.65. cannot believe people are buying it

Bought the dip. Merval currently in selloff mode but volumes are apparently low. Outlook is still bad but not awful.
Might probably sell before the afternoon, have meetings in the afternoon.

>>8928772
this is the nowhere candle phase

>>8928772
Even with the buys it's not really budging, they're going to get burned

>Meanwhile, in the city of AMRS

>>8928802
>>8928806
rising wedge
give it till lunch at most

For those with Shopify stock are you HODLing or cutting your losses?

>>8928831
kek yeah im getting burned on them right now

>>8928758
May Allah bless big five guy pbuh

>>8928851
I took profit on my last purchased shares
I am hodling the pre-ER shares.

>>8928874
yeah i cycled some out myself because i need bear money. but it aint coming till tomorrow

TD Ameritrade IRA: y/n?

>>8928903
Do you want to be a cuck and support a Canadian company? Find some one else.

heres how i feel about BAC right now.
CNBC talking about banks rallying after spectacular ER beat ZomG. does this look like a rally, or a retracement to you?

>>8928990
This isn't even close to a rally, what kinda trader are they trying to fool?

>>8929022
i mean i understand. the less attention they draw to all the banks beating record ER and dropping on low volume, the better... for now. this is all a very bad sign imo. super fucking ominous. i cant wait to see in a couple weeks if the monthly candles are forming like we thought.

>>8928447
a key part of modern investing is being able to tell which media controversies are actually important and which ones are meaningless bullshit

Aaaaand my stop limit got triggered. Everyday for the last week i’ve been struggling with this VOL...

>>8929056
i know im honestly thankful for all the countless days of my life spent browsing /pol/. i learned how to pick out manufactured media outrage like its head was on fire

Is there any point buying into this market at the moment?

>>8929080
yes
buy LABU right now

>>8929076
>>8929056
Honestly, the BAC pumping by MM is getting ridiculous. You would think they would make it a little less obvious.

>>8928447
libs love starbucks too much to throw it under a buss

>>8929080
>Is there any point buying into this market at the moment?
>buying
youre close
kek

>>8929076
>im honestly thankful for all the countless days of my life spent browsing /pol/

you'll regret it in no time

>my optics stock gets recked cause of chinks being sneaky fucks

Keeping up with Syria/Russia bullshit all week and yet i get hit with this out of left field

>>8929101
nah. it was years ago when i was doing nothing anyways.
im still not a nazi. and the being able to pick out horseshit news is like a super power over here

Who is the best stockmarketfu?

>>8929124
>best waifu
bloomberg violin goyle

>>8929095
When you take something that costs $.02 and sell it for $5 you're going to be profitable. Even if your only customers are libtarded.

>>8929101
The only thing I learned from /pol/ is that every stereotype is real.

>>8929112
Funny thing is when the US stops selling to the Chinese, they simply buy more from their Japanese/German/Taiwanese counterparts
In the end, America loses

>>8929112
theres a lot going on right now.
thats why limited hangouts are so fun lel. you find out all kinds of cool shit. gives you a good edge

>>8929124
disgusting

>>8929148
you realize its a national security thing and not a tariff thing, right?

Whats your predictions for the rest of the week, does the market continue this little pump or are we in for red days. Tvix is looking tempting at this level

>>8929133
you mean Vonnie Quinn?
shes alright

but for me, its got to be Julia Chatterley

Can one of you senpais redpill me on BABA getting listed in chinese exchanges? I read that it's a good opportunity to arbitrage and 5x your money in a year or 2. If this is true how do I into?

BAC Options @ 80% Call 20% Put

>>8929124
This semen demon

oh fuck break the support you piece of shit BAC, FUCK IT ALL UP

>>8929261
Chinkshit scams
Jack Ma is only trying to pump his stocks and those of his subsidiaries to not get margin called to poverty by his lenders.

>Netflix getting worked before earnings

>>8929266
its just barely hanging on. volume didnt return even on record beat. we were right. something IS up

check the daily

>>8929266
Who is buying these calls? Do they not see what's going on?

>>8929331
there we are. lower low than the crash on friday. im walking away for the rest of the day (or im gonna try)

>>8929353
90% of option traders lose money.

>>8929297
Damn. Can I get some more info regarding this? Google is showing me fake shit as expected

>>8929353
>b-but t-they b-b-beat?!

>>8929124
I'm usually not a fan of short hair on chicks but it does Alix Steel all sorts of favors.

>>8929092
ah shit im getting fucked up over here

>>8929331
Support break about to be confirmed in next 5 min candles

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

WE ARE CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>8929377
90% of traders lose money.

>>8929390
watch out man. the banks are ACTUALLY selling off right now on record ER beats.

>>8929261
The PRC lets Chinese ADRs report whatever bullshit they want

When that music stops, there's gonna be a hell of a crash

>>8929396
does that mean 100% of traders trade options? im cofus

BAC is shitting itself and BGFV hit $8, IT BEGINS

HEDGE AGAINST THE BANKS, BUY BGFV

>>8929436
>finally have money in my RH account
>BGFV hits $8
Fuck me

>>8929436
>>8929406

you guys are being given a gift right now

you KNOW the banks are making money hand over fist, they are reporting record earnings
and now there is a slight dip and everyone in /smg/ is screaming 'BANKS ARE DONE, SHORT TO ZERO'

you should be buying

>>8929381
>>8929381
https://deep-throat-ipo.blogspot fr/

I wanted to get more insight into why big chink tech companies are "investing" and "ipoing" like crazy these days.

Plus, I have had my suspicions when I try to look into chink companies financial reports.

Especially their land development companies

Hell I fucking hate the chink stock market and I can't see what use would be for oil producers to get CNY for their oil.

If you think chinkcoins are exit scams, those are a at whole higher levels bro

>>8929473
its going to mid teens bro

>>8929377
I believe it for those that get involved in naked options. I always assume the anons talking options in these threads stay covered and probably have much better odds at making a profit.

>>8929482
perhaps.
but i did my research on this since like last week. this is what i was expecting, and here we are. im following through. i got all month. it will be more clear at the end of the week

>The city of Netflix

>>8928307
I sold all at $7 thanks to some anon on here's warning. Whoever you were thanks anon.

>>8929473
>>8929396

careful with big5 here, RSI & MACD indicate nearing overbought. Give it a few weeks, it will likely be in the same range or drop to ~7.25ish to rest on Ishimoku cloud support.

>>8929500
i think its long options that 90% lose money on.

but either way, theres still ways to do that where you can help your odds. people just get carried away and buy the 10 delta contracts for the end of the week.

>>8929488
Thank you senpai, will look into this

>>8929524
I know I'd feel better buying in at $7.25 than $7.90.

>>8929524
do you know what a short squeeze is? do you know what accumulation/distribution is? do you know when these things happen technicals go out the window?

Have you had enough gay sex today?

>>8929559
whats the short interest on them anyways? still really fucking high? youd think theyd lay off at some point

>Have a 6X Short on GES
>goes .50% down, shoots 1% up

AHHHHH

>>8929569
>whats the short interest on them anyways?
50%.. it's out of control and uncalled for at this point imo

>TVIX down 7%
How?

>>8929559
lol chill bb, I <3 u & your stock. Post more doggos plz

I just think it would be best to wait 2 weeks before jumping in.

>>8929620
Market isn't going +/-3%-Any more.
It's a meme, I would not hold it for more than a day.

>>8929620
((()))

>>8929636
just jump in now nigga! slap that ask and get that squeeze on

Wew these oil bags. I really need Donald to bomb Syria again.

>>8929649
you are useless

>>8929677
((())) detected

>>8929596
its insane how stubborn some of these career shorts are. i guess thats one way of doing it. just try to wear your opponent down. AMRS still has that similar problem (and were feeling it today), so i feel your pain

>>8929675
or some houthi action in yemen

>>8929732
whoever is shorting BGFV isn't just retail traders, somethings fishy going on with BGFV shorts.

>Cash out 401K
>Fidelity withholds 20%
>Carry Forward Capital Losses from Last year
>IRS now owes me $5K
>IRS doesn't know I have BTC
>Exchange doesn't file 1099-Ks

who here did their Taxes devilishly?

Just deposited babby's first 1000 in a TFSA on Questrade. What the fuck am I in for lads.
I don't understand stock exchanges. Is every stock only traded on specific stock exchanges?

>>8929754
thats why i think its the same with AMRS. i didnt think retail could sell short for months like that

>>8929764
dont post that shit you dumbfuck. never think you got one ahead of the IRS

>>8929754
Maye those pros have to stick to their strategies ad maintain their portfolio balance ?

>>8929754
why do you say that?

>>8929765
short the banks, buy puts on BAC

>>8928922
Is vanguard the general consensus around here? Is it really that much better?

>>8929784
>>8929764
the BTC thing that is
the rest sounds kosher

>>8929784
I'm a foreign National.
I can simply trow my money back into Mexico and they won't be able to do shit.

Green. Bullish reversal picking up confidence and looks good for a run until at least the June 7th senate vote on legalization bill.

Non-weed related, i am thinking about entering a position on Kinder Morgan, the oil company responsible for the trans mountain pipeline project planned from Alberta oil sands to BC pacific coast. BC is resisting the pipeline because the minority NDP government is under the thumb of the green party in that province. Trudeau is now saying he's going to make sure the pipeline goes ahead. We'll see. Watching the situation closely.

>>8929789
>why do you say that?
a company that is buying back shares with dividend and positive p/e doesn't usually get shorted to death like that imo

>>8929787
i think they're caught with their pants down on last er, they thought it was going to be extremely terrible but it wasn't all that bad

>>8929804
im about to go to mexico for a week.. peso is shit so im about to get really drunk for just a few bucks a day.. we should just all move to mexico

>>8929804
oh shit
nice work on them taxes then. ya did good. fuck the IRS

>>8929804
you have to go back

>>8929825
do it, oil is likely to jump in the upcoming months. i'm glad you're still here maple syrup weed man

>>8929830
hmmm that is a good point. You could investigate options data for any weird signs https://www.optionseducation.org/quotes.html?quote=SPY

>Buy Tesla stocks
>Price went down

>>8929857
argentina or chile to be honest. gotta work on my spanish though, as they all speak it weird down there

>>8929857
Mexico is Saturated with Gringos and foreign investors, the Currency is getting strong so it may not last for long. But Yea my end goal is moving back and buying beach front property in Baja or Nayarit.

>>8929795
I have mine with Wells Fargo.

>>8929784
He's the illegal alien that pays taxes.

>>8929898
>He's the illegal alien that pays taxes
its more common than you think
but yeah, fuck the IRS if you can be clever enough. theyre just gonna blow it on bailing out BAC when its $6 at the end of the year

>>8929795
You will not find lower fees. Their customer service is adequate. I just have an IRA with them, all in one fund, so YMMV if you want to get all funky with your money.

>>8929895
>the Currency is getting strong
?? looks like peso is getting weaker? i go out there a few times a year and it seems i get better and better deals everytime i go

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup

What're you eating, how're you doing?

I have the day off so I'm heading to the gym during midday, should be nice so I'm having my pre-workout meal, I also have some beef jerky but I ate it. I'm doing good, BGFV is up, AMRS is down. GE seems to have broken past 13 and is content in staying up.

>>8929926
Yea it imploded recently Because the Bank of Mexico was running a stupid exchange deficit to keep the Peso from deviating too much and they ran out of money.


But so far it has outperformed the forex market this year.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mexican-peso-strongest-currency-year-153934531.html

>>8929943
glad to see you have a day off soak it up

>>8929967
i think i might retire there if it ever settles down.. it's relaxing to me and cheap to live.

>>8929825
>Kinder Morgan
ENBRIDGE YOU STUPID FRIEND BETTER YIELD

getting wrecked by volatility, its sure to go up again... right sempai?

>>8929943
I mirin’ lunchbro

As for AMRS, if you are diversified, it should be a momentary pain until the next ER.
For GE, I wonder if it isn’t the classical «buy the rumors sell the news meme». May it be a pre-earning pump before the dump ? I didn’t do my DD on it though

>>8929943
Faggot

>>8921725
I'm going to need sauce on that

>>8930019
GE is a hot mess so I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case

>>8930020
(You)

>>8930002

Yeah i have an eye on them too.

>>8930013
I feel Market has high hopes for record earnings.
But a slight miss and we might get another JP Morgan.

I'm loading up on TVIX by the end of day unironically.

>>8929943
I just had breakfast. Chicken roll and a chocolate chip cookie. It's snowing here. Again. In April.

>>8928044
>>8928044
>>8928044

Too many trip fags will crash the market

>>8929943
I too prefer the strawberry flavor.

I'm considering buying this oil dip. I closed out my oil to pick up more BAC puts, but oil is going to be the play for the next 2 months or so..

>>8930075
I'd buy stock in ON, they make solid products.

>>8928364
HOLD. if you sell you lose so much, just wait and see.

>>8930020
microdicked nigger

>>8930074
>thinking this wasnt the plan all along

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>>8929943
Shapes.
My optics pick havent shit the bed as bad as i feared, might even go green. Probably cause they dont sell to the chinks as much as the others.

>>8929482
BAC is down since March bro

>>8930075
senpai, please notice me.

How do I buy the right oil stock? I have never into commodities...

>>8930226
exactly. check out those WFC puts right now. cheap cheap cheap. buy buy buy

>>8930245
USO has been our go to meme. I mean there are a ton of different oil royalty trusts that pay retarded dividends and are solid long term investments, but we're just buying and selling the meme, so USO is a great one to hold from now till 4th of July.

>>8930061
Same, going out in shorts and boots.

>>8930278
my man

>>8929765
>Is every stock only traded on specific stock exchanges?
Generally yes, if a stock is listed on the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) then it won't appear on the NASDAQ and so on. It's technically possible to be dual-listed but in practice it just isn't done. The exception is multinational corporations, which is probably outside the scope of what you're asking, where they list on the domestic exchanges of several countries in which they do business.

>>8929943
Hot water T_T

>>8929943
i want to lift but the whey stuff is so outrageously expensive, is it either possible to find it cheaper online or is it not fully necessary?

>>8922550
>>8924261
>>8927779
Say what you please about Trump but he's extremely reluctant to send America's sons over to die. Knew from minute one this would be a repeat of last year with more glitter and sparkles.

>>8930339
Doumo.

>>8930457
It's not fully necessary, just get clean protein within 30 min after your workout.

What are some good phone apps to have?

Lay it on me. Are these decent options.

Also, hold on, I'm going to bake.

>>8930488
Webull
StockTwits
Seeking alpha

>>8930495
With the price action on MU I dont think that call is a good one

>>8930528
>>8930528
>>8930528
>>8930528
>>8930528

NEW BREAD GET IN

Remember, somebody's gotta bake when the post number hits the red 300.

>>8930507
Good sites but StockTwits can get misleading. TOO much optimism.

>>8930482
whats clean protein, 'natural' stuff like chicken breast/thighs/ground beef etc?

>>8930547
I've been bagholding it a while, and since the date's a ways out I could afford to wait for the next small upturn to get out.

>>8930561
Chicken breast, protein powder is just convinent because you can bring it to the gym in a separate water bottle and drink it immediately after you finish.

>>8930457
You just need to eat food and pick up stuff and put it down. I don't even use weights, just got a pull up bar and gymnast rings total cost like $50 and can get a full body work out just with that.

>>8930495
Why do you have a put on oil fagget? That shit isn't going to break $12.50 until maybe mid fall.

>>8928401
Whats wrong with ORC?
Other than its down 2 dollars from October

>>8930689
yeah i know bodyweight stuff you acn get ripped from, i have a pull up bar but gym rings not sure i have sanywhere to safely put those lol

>>8930957
put them on the pull up bar you dope.