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8912262 No.8912262 [Reply] [Original]

Need to make 200k by next month.

Have 0 dollars currently.

HOW DO?

>> No.8912294 [DELETED] 
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8912294

>>8912262
Leave address and all of us in the thread will give $1 worth of BTC and once you get 200k 1$ replies you'll be set.

>> No.8912297

How attached are you to your kidneys?

>> No.8912298

>>8912262
steal like 10 kidneys or rob a bank

>> No.8912327

>>8912262
KYS is looking very bullish atm, as well as 2FA & DYOR

>> No.8912347 [DELETED] 

>>8912294

Very plebish

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>>8912297

VERY ATTACHED.

>> No.8912350

>>8912297
he needs the money for a new kidney dumbass. 200k is current going rate

>> No.8912359

>>8912298

WHO THE BUYER THO? BANKS ARE CLOSED ON SUNDAYS.

>>8912327

NAH WE IN BEAR MARKET

>> No.8912372

>>8912359
sell the kidneys back to the people you stole them off

>> No.8912386

>>8912372

Ransom of kidneys. Any of y'all got roofies?

>> No.8912753

>>8912262
Suck 200K dicks for $1 each.

>> No.8913486

>>8912262
You'll have to tell us your story first

>> No.8913553

>>8913486

Got a loan for BTC - 200k. Around september 2017 Placed coins into COINSMARKETS.
Bought ECA @ 10-15 Satoshi 0.000013USD
ECA rises to 140Satoshi @ December.

DIDNT CASH OUT.

Coinsmarkets went down. All trades suspended. Apparently DB leak. 200k in capital stuck inside broken exchange. Months go by. Shit hasn't been fixed. Still can't get cash out of exchange.

Loan shark is owed 200k , expecting 25% return. I fucked up. I admit to my indiscretions :(

I was a fool and now i am loss. I need to break out of this peasant mentality.

>> No.8913596

>>8913553
eat or be eaten

>> No.8913610

>>8912262
Rob banks. 200k ez pz.

>> No.8913650

>get a job on a construction site and work for a week to make 100 bucks
>buy drugs with those 100 bucks and lace them so you can sell it for more
>sell drugs for a profit, in best case you now have 200 bucks
>pay 100 bucks to 2 homeless people so they work for you and collect old bottles which you can sell
>put other 100 into drugs again
>make hobos sell your drugs
>3 weeks later you have 200k dollar

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8913662

>>8913553

You just got epicjewed son.

I almost feel sorry for you then. But I'm gonna laugh at what a fucking brainlet you are for not cashing out when you had the chance.

>> No.8913672

>>8913553

Perhaps you should become a Meth cook. Worked out for Heisenberg.

Ohh yah Your a fucking brainlet.

>> No.8913684

>>8913553
Sorry man you fucked up.

>> No.8913705
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8913705

>>8913553
You should unironically flee the country and change your name.

>>8913650
Assuming he is in the USA, if he buys enough drugs to clear $200k he'll either:
1) Get v& as soon as he buys that much bulk
2) Get murdered by gangs as soon as he buys that much bulk, either to steal the drugs back or to kill him for selling in their territory

Your only option OP is to learn your lesson and flee the country

>> No.8913710

>>8913684

You learn and grow.

>>8913672

Do you have pseudoephedrine?

>>8913662

Fucking exchange stopped working when i got to 140 Satoshi :(

>> No.8913719

>>8912262
rob a coke dealer, sell said coke to oil/construction laborers, rinse and repeat. also enjoy death or prison.

>> No.8913735

>>8913705
thats why you hand off the business to the hobos.

>1) Get v& as soon as he buys that much bulk
no you only buy for 50k max.

>2) Get murdered by gangs
you watch too much tv

>> No.8913750

>>8913710
>keeping all your money on one exchange

lol brainlet

>> No.8913775

>>8913553
escape the country , i am fucking serious, it is your only way out. you don't want your knee caps to be broken by Dimitry from the Russian mafia.

>> No.8913811

>>8913735
>you watch too much tv
Low level drug dealers get murdered at an astounding rate you idiot

>> No.8913832

>>8913811
only if you are stupid about it

>> No.8913840

SO I HAVE A PLAN.

1. Call loan shark.
2. Tell him to meet here at random abandoned house whos owners gone away on vacation.
3. Have briefcase ready filled with nothing.
4. Have a knife on body when doing exchange from brief case to loan shark.
5. Kill loan shark.
6. Clean up the blood and residue and place him in a barrel filled with acid.
7. dissolve of the body and dump the remains into nearby lake.
8. Take his car , and wipe it down
9. Destroy car in epic fire.
10. Wipe down house some more
11. Disappear to Alaska

This is a bad idea huh

>> No.8913841

>>8913832
Okay now re-read this post:
>>8913553

Does he seem like an intelligent person?

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8913936

>>8912262
>Borrow 300K from loan shark
>Go to casino immediately
>Go to roulette table
>Put 300K on red
>If lose then goto directly to morgue
>Payback loanshark 375K
>200K aquired
>25K on drugs & hookers

>> No.8914071

>>8913936
Kek this

>> No.8914963

>>8913553
kek. looks like you gonna end up in a rekt vidya soon. if you borrowed money from some mexican gangster its gonna be rekt gore.