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cats are official /biz/ pets

>>8912040
that cat looks like it has FIV

>>8912056
>tfw no JUSTED cat to be JUSTED with during crashes

>I love cats
>Don't need a nanny, no attention whores like dogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qnf9nx706w

>>8912058
Probably, idk. I don't have the money to take it to a vet. It's a stray after all.

Here's the mom.

>smells
>shits all over the place
>leaves hair everywhere
>have to waste money to feed it

Pets have shit ROI

>>8912308
>smells
not cats

>shits all over the place
not cats

>leaves hair everywhere
ok this ones true, but use a lint roller

>have to waste money to feed it
yeah like $200 a year maybe

face it, pet masterrace is here

>>8912308
>Proven to reduce risk of heart disease
>Proven to help increase your lifespan
>Proven to keep you more active

Best ROI BOI

>>8912342
Yes they smell and leave their shit everywhere, holding pets is a poor people thing.
Only acceptable animal is a dog who protects land.
But cats are useless.

>>8912353
>proven mental retards profit from animals

>>8912394
>Yes they smell and leave their shit everywhere, holding pets is a poor people thing.
>Only acceptable animal is a dog who protects land.
>But cats are useless.


t.no gf

>>8912040
I'm gonna get an english bulldog this summer, they are cute AF. Had a kitten about a year ago but it got run over by a car, RIP in pepperino

>>8912394
you sound like you live in a third world country, poor fag. I agree. If you live in a shithole and can barely take care of yourself, don't get pets.

My dog is far cooler than yours

Cats!

>>8912040
Here's my pet. She's called Bertha

>>8913091
How much maintenance does she need?

What do spiders eat?

>>8913091
based edgy psychopath

>>8913091
to each their own

this tho too>>8913208
apart from spiders being creepy in general, i couldnt have a pet that isnt very intelligent or cant display it at all like dogs/cats

>>8913091
Why

best doge = best pet

much fur, such woof

>>8912533
Waste of money, stay poor with your poor people mentality

>>8913148
She is one of the lowest maintenance animals I have EVER kept. Keep her water dish full, spray the tank, feed once every one two weeks.

I have gone 6 months without feeding her before

>>8913252
>>8913208
I am a zoologist so these arachnids fall into my area of study. I have kept over 50 different species, currently own 8. I will be writing my phD on the kinematic action of their prey capture

My pets are a bunch of Great Tits, Blue Tits and Marsh Tits feeding outside my window, along with some rarer birds I see occasionally. Very comfy to watch and very little maintenance. All their shit is fertilizer for the lawn.

>>8913091
Holy fuck I thought virgin losers having a pet spider or snake is a meme that died in the 90s

>>8912465
>english bulldog
fucking overbred disfigured monstrosity
enjoy your vet bills faggot

>>8912394
>Yes they smell and leave their shit everywhere
I didn't know people keep pajeets as pets

>cats
>have to let them shit INSIDE the house, in an open-air toilet that you need to clean out by hand
>they're happiest when you completely ignore them and let them do whatever they want
>they literally walk around in their own toilet and then walk around on your furniture
>when you're not looking they jump up and walk around with their shit-covered paws on your counters and eating surfaces
>toxoplasmosis
>smell like shit

Cats are essentially just vermin that soyboys worship. The OFFICIAL pet of the beta-male.

>>8912533
That's a nice looking cat. What breed is it?

>>8913643
You know what they say. Dogs have a master. Cats have staff.

>>8913681
And the right kind of dog will also gut an intruder who breaks into your home

>>8912465
Shit breed. Get a useful dog not a useless one.

>>8913667
Bengal, maybe?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bengal_cat

>>8912394
Cats keep rodents and other pests away

>>8912353
this

>>8913642
Underrated as fuck