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>Q3 2018
>Sergey waddles out onto a stage
>thousands of sweaty, eager stinkies watch on their shoddy livestreams
>"So as you've probably guessed, I'm here to announce the launch of the mainnet"
>audible gasps from mother's basements across the globe, mainly in india
>LINK shoots up 100% in a stunning moon, reaches $1
>"There's been a LOT of speculation about partnerships we've been working on behind the scenes, ever since the ico"
>Stinky linkies lean in closely to their monitors, the moment they've been waiting for
>20 threads a minute are created on /biz/. swift? bank of america? equifax? apple? tesla? the entire dow jones? nobody is sure
>"And today, I'm just here to confirm: We do have strong relationships with our partners, Request Network, Jibrel Network, and TRON. It's amazing working with these guys. Oh all those businesses on our slide cards were hypothetical, obviously"
>deluded Linkers sit in a stunned, betrayed silence
>their hands are frozen, unable to sell as all the redditors who listened to /biz/ memes furiously sell all their LINK as rapidly as possible
>the value of link nosedives on all exchanges too rapidly for even the bots to keep up with
>as the price approaches zero, the weight of the linkies bags reach cosmic densities
>they are dragged down into the inner molten rock of the earth, to suffer and burn for their delusions and blasphemies

>> No.8906179

>>8906159
Good shit

>> No.8906187

>inner molten rock of the earth

My fucking sides

>> No.8906190

Tron is building their own oracles FYI

>> No.8906191

lol

>> No.8906197
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8906197

>>8906159
NO!

>> No.8906217
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8906217

holy fuck, this thread

>> No.8906220

>>8906190
lol tron isn't building anything dumb fuck is this your first day on the internet

tron is all about tricking niggers and pajeets

>> No.8906240

>>8906220
Tron dev team is 100+. Link is less than 5. It does not take a genius to see that link is going nowhere.

>> No.8906244

>>8906159
This is good but REQ and Jibrel are too good. Replace with shitcoins like AMB and MOD

>> No.8906246
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8906246

Haha faggot op sucks cock faggot haha

>> No.8906247
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8906247

>>8906159
the value of LINK can never be negative, right?

>> No.8906249

>>8906240
Five dragons will destroy one hundred zebras

>> No.8906260

>>8906249
Hahaha. Your delusion level is legendary.

>> No.8906425

>>8906244
It's realistically bad, compared to biz expectations

>> No.8906450

>>8906159
if theres no swift partnership its over

>> No.8906527

>>8906159

true artwork OP. I'm going to prints this, frame it, and put it on my wall.

>> No.8906620

STANK LANKS BTFO

>> No.8906961

>>8906450
Uh, idk how to say this but there's not going to be a partnership with swift. That's just a fantasy

>> No.8907232

>>8906240
>tron dev team
kek my nutsack's dev team is 200+ and their code commits are 10x cleaner than tron's prove me wrong you can't

>> No.8907247

>>8906961
Of course not. Swift is a client of LINK, not a partner.

>> No.8907254

>>8906190
All the major platforms will, because there is no fucking need for a decentralized oracle like chain link.

>> No.8907271

>>8906450
There will 100% no meming unironically never ever be a "partnership" with swift. Ever.
Screencap this, print it out, post it on your fridge.
I will eat my entire ass if wrong.

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>> No.8907519

>>8906159
>REQ and JNT get SAVAGED in Link threads
Wonderful.

>> No.8907666

>>8907232
Link to the github.com, oh you're full or shit just like sergey? Thought so.

>> No.8908310

>>8907666
Don't bother. Linkies can't defend their shitcoin.

>> No.8908339

The SWIFT partnership was really just Sergey buying a second-hand Suzuki Swift, I'm sorry you heard it here first.

>> No.8908350

>>8908310
We wuz oraclez n shit

>> No.8908354

chainlink

>> No.8908373
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8908373

Sergey's weight and LINK's price are directly proportional.

Singularity = morbid obesity

>> No.8908385

>>8906159
Not bad 4/10

>> No.8908399

>>8906240
Imagine actually believing this.

>> No.8908418

>>8906260
how many devs did eth and btc have?

>> No.8908479

>>8906159
Zergey not on burgers anymore?

>> No.8908502

>>8906159
>dragged down into the inner molten rock of the earth
alltogether they create a black hole, hence the singularity

>> No.8908621

>>8906247
It can if you get taxed for your sales-at-losses.
>t.20khodler

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8908676

>>8906197
Hold on fren

>> No.8908811

Top greentext op.
Those stinkies will pearn one day.

>> No.8908847

>>8908354
Jainling :DDD

>> No.8909570

>>8907254
Yeah that's the big question isn't it? What's even the point of chainlink if everyone wants their own oracle's anyway?

>> No.8909999

>>8906190
everyone is building oracles

>> No.8910155

>>8909999
Quads of truth.