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What the fuck was that giant dildo?

holy shit I thought this thread was a joke. wtf just happened

wtf is happening

Shorts BTFO

>Just sold all my LINK anticipating a btc bullrun with a shitcoins bloodbath
Holy shit is that the first time in my life that I made a good trade?

Barting intensifies

>>8869696
O SHIT WE BACC ON DAT BULL

7300 lets keep climbing

>>8869696
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT WTF IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>8869743

I might kill myself. I sold at 7100 convinced it wouldn't keep pumping. Will it come back down?

Reverse bart. BTC was oversold af and idiots keep shorting.

HNNNNNNNNG PFFFFFFFFTTTT

Piece of shit manipulated bitchcoin

fucking great i was going to buy but my windows died after fucking update

cmon 7400 lets go

Going up, matey

>>8869755

When Soros made his announcement the market attitude changed overnight. You should get back in. Hold some Alts that have proper use cases, supply chain coins are the next hotness.

BUY BUY BUY

srsly. they fucking pump it by 600$ in minutes.. and a lot of you retards probably bought in

>>8869755

Yeah, we're at $7.4k. I'm killing myself if the price doesn't dip again. That's where I bought in.

>>8869696
Is Soros barting the market?

>>8869806
Youre fucked buddy

Put all your money in and get rekt. It's another pump and dump. There's hardly any new money coming into the ecosystem.

Still going, fuck I swear they engineer these just to wipe out the leveraged shorts one day and longs the next.

AAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHA normies when will they learn

>>8869857

Fake, and fuck you. This shit WILL come back down

All these green dildos! I'm beginning to regret only putting in 550USD last night. My boipucci tingles with excitement~~

7.5k WTF IS THIS SHIT

>>8869881

>>8869846
No need to swear, that's exactly what's happening. Wait a few days and it will drop. When you lawlessness, this is what you get. Get rekt all the assholes wanting to get rich quick.

Squeeze those fucking shorts!

This green dildo being forced up the tender buttholes of all those recent shorts.

This, gentleman, is what we call a short squeeze.

but why are alts doing bad when bitcoin is climbing?

>>8869925
Could also be a trend reversal.

>>8869696
lol you really are a dumb fucking cuck arent you? under 7k EOD bet anything on that you fucking faggot

>>8869944
It may be but it's still a beautiful short squeeze

>>8869938
because you are reatarded for not selling your shitcoins for the king

>>8869938
Ripple, EOS, Cardano, IOTA, Steem are all outpacing ol' grandpa.

>>8869947
FOUND THE BOTTOM SHORTER GUYS HAHAHA

>>8869938
When BTC moons, the market sells its alts to ride BTC on the way up. The alt market can tank up to 30% when BTC makes a hard move upward. Remember this. When the TA fags start posting about possible upward movement then consider jumping into BTC for a time.

>>8869972
RIPPLE HAHHAHAHA

THIS FUCKING GREEN DILDO KEK!

8k LMAO ?????????

someone explain

God bless the normies

>>8870133
whales are pumping to eat up shorters

WE DID IT REDDIT

>>8869947

No, I'm with you. This shit is so fucking fake. It will be at most $6500 by EOD.

>>8869947
hahaha shorty

>>8869938
Everybody knows alts are garbage now. It's no longer about the blockchain it's back to 'about' bitcoin.

>>8869806

That pump is from shorters getting BTFO and forced to buy by the exchanges. We're heading for a new low, just wait a few days you'll see.

This market is completely manipulated, don't fucking buy.

>>8870291
disgusting dumb reddit spacer
get the fuck back where you came from

>>8870311

kill yourself you stupid nigger, paragraphs are not 'le reddit spacing'

Fucking stupid fucks with their reddit spacing bullshit

>>8870332
you don't know what a paragraph is, moron

>>8869947
kys shortfag

>>8869758
This is a Marge not a bart

>>8870335

I don't think you quite understand the basics of English you mongoloid. Do I sound like I care about some nigger loving kikes on reddit?

Please stop with the reddit meme, to use reddit you need to fucking double space to get an extra line, a single space is not reddit spacing.

>>8870434
>to use reddit you need to fucking double space to get an extra line
that's literally what you're doing you complete fucking moron. you even reddit space after the fucking post number
fucking kill yourself

>>8870407
We are about to get Marged.

>>8870434

Its okay to go on reddit. Dont be ashamed of yourself redditor.

>>8870465
Matt Groening is Satoshi.

>>8870465
Yep. We will be around 6600-6800ish by tomorrow.
Don't Fomo

>>8870620
Okay Mr. Soros whatever you say

>>8869976
>>8870248
yea totally going to short. enjoy buying at the top. normies will be normies. enjoy chasing youre already too late this is going down you fucking brainlets.
>>8870210
common sense.
>omgerrr muhhh profits
>were going to moon guys
these faggots should start buying some rope when they lose all their money chasing.

>>8870361
the only one thats going to be dead is you, buy that rope already your internet money is done and is absolutely worthless with no use whatsover again kys

absolute STATE of bearcucks!

>>8870730
>>8870745
damn this guy is absolutely furious

>>8871206
im furious that cucks will blindly chase as soon as they see something rise and make stupid predictions. fuck normiecoin

I feel like I should tether everything until EOD

Bitcoin wil never, EVER, go below $7500 again.
Repeat with me:
W E A R E B A C K
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>>8870620
We won't be at 6800 again. However a retrace to 7300 is realistic.

>>8869952
I don't know man. I am shorting and now I am holding 40k bags waiting for this to come down so I want this to crater but one thing bugs me.

Why would we get a short squeeze right after it dipped down to 6.8k? Bears should have been attacking when this thing dipped.

>>8872127
because the 6.8k dip was so nobody closes his shorts or makes more shorts. obviously there is a bear trap right before the biggest pump in BTC history. And I fell for it too and tethered.

>>8872127
It was a bait to fill the whale longs and get liquidity from the stop losses / scared people

So are we finally back now?

>>8872153
>>8872227
I think the dip to 6.8k was the organic movement and this pump was just exchange owners manipulating the market to liquidate everyone they could. If the price goes down with less shorts out there they don't have to pay as much. Right now I hope the price comes back down with a vengeance and I can close my shorts in the green. Shit is stressful.

>>8872243
Bart formations mean the price action up or down was pretty artificial. Someone cooridates a pump and dump and bots keep the price afloat.

>go to sleep to 6.8k btc
>wake up to 7.6k

what the fuck happened? how much btc did they need to buy to make that happen?

>>8872153
You tethered pre-pump or post? Wouldn't tether be the right move if you tethered out after the massive increase in price?

>>8872491
> Right now I hope the price comes back down with a vengeance

don't count on that soon bro. We just had a multi month squeeze of every once f juice the market was willing to give.

We will be on somewhat uptrend for a while now if not completely manipulated bull run pt 2.

>>8872540
This doesn't feel anything like the bounce in early February to me. I feel wrung out but this looks so artificial I wouldn't be surprised if we ended the day with a red candle.

>>8869733
Buckle up buckaroo

>>8872698
Well, but it was historic. Who knows what will happen next after such a big thing.