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Link General here (500K+)

Assemble and cite your officer rank in the Chainlink military. Our mission, you should join in battle, is to engage in an online campaign to win the hearts of minds of crypto enthusiasts and brainlets alike.

This mission will serve as a monumental example of the power of joint thought and collective consciousness with its far-reaching implications on life we know it.

Should we successfully achieve our goal of world-domination to serve as the default smart contract platform for the world, then we all will be well compensated for our joint efforts.

We are the new technocratic elite.
We are the mega-whales of the future.
We will achieve generational wealth in this life-times and build great dynasties.
We will dictate the rule of law.
We are the new deca-millionaires and billionaires of the world.

>> No.8865539
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8865539

>>8865516
get in faggots. rocket is about to launch

>> No.8865550
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8865550

Let’s not act like assholes when we’re rich guys. Don’t do anything to give us a bad name

>> No.8865572

I have 9k and I feel like an absolute minidick.
I unironically need more time to accumulate.

>> No.8865577

>>8865550
shut up rebecca, dumb bitch.

>> No.8865604

>>8865572
Even if it moons, just wait till 2020and you’ll be a wealthy man.

I have 16k now, but when I reached 9k I genuinely stopped panicking and chilled cause at that point you’re gonna make it

>> No.8865627
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8865627

Is it even a question at this point that we make it? I thought we already settled that it happened

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8865641

>>8865604
thanks famalam

>> No.8865681

finance 3.0 in 6 weeks

>> No.8865694
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8865694

>>8865641

We’re gonna make it.

Some more hopium for you, from yesterday

>> No.8865699

>>8865681
Were you the Anon from yesterday? If yes, hit us with a price prediction EOY 2019

>> No.8865704

Christ. It's actually going to happen. May god have mercy on the world. They thought the trump victory was bizarre.

>> No.8865705

>>8865694
from the mouth of babes

>> No.8865722

>lower highs and lower lows

Where do you fags get off thinking you will make any money with this meme coin?

>> No.8865730

Corporal here. I know 2.7k isnt enough to make it but im trying so hard to at least make it to sergeant. I hope you all succeed without me marines. Some have to fall so others can rise

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>>8865681
whats this 6 week timeline?
no lies plz

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>>8865694
where is this thread? anyone have a link please?

>> No.8865764

>>8865516
1000eoy

>> No.8865784
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8865784

Nah maaaaaan what's in the box?

WHAT'S IN THE FUCKIN BOX?

>> No.8865799

>>8865730
Fellow corporal we’ll will make it! We will be on the front lines but we leave no man behind! Add more LINK per paycheck, live simple and humble till it happeneds, then be a kind philitropist and give back to the world that gave you LINK

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8865817

>>8865763
I don’t have the link unfortunately.

Here’s the first part

>> No.8865820
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8865820

How long until Link goes to zero? I'm guessing 2-3 months.

>> No.8865833

>>/biz/thread/S8837786#p8840165

found

>>/biz/thread/S8837786#p8840165

>> No.8865837

>>8865694
or they just use centralized oracles like they use trusted things for everything else

>> No.8865840

41k anon here holding since november.

>> No.8865851

11.5k LINKLET here. Can't justify sinking more cash into this. As far as I'm concerned this is a YOLO-tier investment based entirely on 4chan memes. But then again, 4chan meme'd the shit out of BTC and ETH.

>> No.8865853

>>8865820
oh chonklonk at 0,01 haha cheap lonk gotta accumulate. Soon everyone will buy this meme token to let anon neets to runs their smart contracts.

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8865891

>>8865851
Neo/ANS too. remember that ANS was a FUCKING joke below $5.00. But that didnt stop many from going in hard. they made millions.

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8865895

>>8865851
I would sell before you lose your ass entirely.

>> No.8865897

mathlet here- whats a 9 trillion dollar cap with 90 million circ?

10k?

>> No.8865904

>>8865897
100k

>> No.8865922

>>8865904
thx

>> No.8865937

>>8865895
nice fud guess you aren't done accumulating since thats how the chart looks like for every single alt

>> No.8865950

>>8865937
I would never put a single dollar into your shitty internet coin.

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8865955

>>8865516
master sergeant reporting in
when moon, sirs?

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8865974

how many linkies to retire and buy a reasonable home next to a costco friends.

>> No.8866000

>>8865950
>wouldn't put a dollar into meme coin
>decides to use time to make a chart starting from the crypto crash till now as a way to make others think that link is a scam meme coin
nicesu

>> No.8866010
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8866010

>>8866000
LINK CONFIRMED 6000 EOY

>> No.8866011

>>8865974
Costcolinkanon, you dont need to keep asking the same question. Just try to get as many as you can.

>> No.8866035

>>8865851

Unironcally I don't get how you even consider ChainLink "YOLO-tier".

FFS there are hundreds of actual yolo tier coins. Some examples include TRX, DBC, MAN, etc etc.

LINK has done numerous things to prove it's not simply a YOLO investment, but nope. It still has this status because 4chan makes memes.

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>>8865891
Does anyone have the tasty pasta of the anon that didn't buy ANS because they didn't want to be called a fucking ant. Made me kek. Here's a rare sirgay for pre payment

>> No.8866083

be careful you can get hacked by 4chan if you're a general

>> No.8866092

>>8865974

>next to a costco

that's a pretty good location

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8866095

>>8866083
nice just backtraced 100k

>> No.8866102

im jumping off link to eos. hope you all become millionaires

>> No.8866107

>>8865641
Crypto in general still is in the early days. 1 btc now will be worth billions in a decade or two.

>> No.8866110

gonna buy soon but swear i'll backtrace you and fuck you up if im just getting memed

>> No.8866152

>>8866010
Nice fud, 8866000 eoy bitch

>> No.8866174

>>8866107
>1 btc now will be worth billions in a decade or two
This is just delusional.

>> No.8866205

>>8866152
You are like a little baby. 10 trillion eoy

>> No.8866206

>>8866107
Absolute best case it's worth a couple million in a decade or two. It won't hit billions unless the dollar has been completely hyperinflated into worthlessness.

>> No.8866227

Realistically speaking, is 3-5 dollars possible by EOY? I’m thinking of buying 15k link and that’ll give me my initial investment back.

>> No.8866242

>>8866227
No link is going straight in the toilet where it belongs.

They don't call it stinky for nothing

>> No.8866257

>>8865516
>We are the new technocratic elite.
>We are the mega-whales of the future.
>We will achieve generational wealth in this life-times and build great dynasties.
>We will dictate the rule of law.
>We are the new deca-millionaires and billionaires of the world.
exactly what you just said makes me think that the current ruling elite wont let this happen.

>> No.8866266

>>8866174
>>8866206
It is entirely possible for several reasons. First is the market cap meme, but that doesn't really satisfy because saying it is worth a billion implies that they all are. But the second reason is that as national currencies begin to destabilize, the population of that country try will turn to crypto to keep from starving. You can see this already in Venezuela and it will only continue as debt comes due. More and more people will look to crypto, and bitcoin. Remember, there are only 21m bitcoins in existence. Right now there are maybe 10m people who have crypto seriously on their radar. If demand increased to 8 billion people, it just makes sense that bitcoin would be worth billions.

>> No.8866283

>>8865577
The schizophrenic rebecca linky is off his medication again.

>> No.8866290

>>8866242
As long as the toilet is 1k$ eoy, I'm fine.

>> No.8866299

>>8866283
can't wait until i can hire the pinkerton's to find you. you will rue the day nigger.

>> No.8866384

>>8865694
This is outlandish as fuck i would have 2 billion dollars

>> No.8866385

>>8865550
Speak for yourself, faggot. First thing I'm going to do when I'm rich is find two homeless niggers and make them fight to the death in the basement of my mansion while other like-minded linkers bet on the outcome just like in that Django Unchained movie.

>> No.8866418

Lieutenant colonel here. We ride

>> No.8866448
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8866448

>>8865641
patience is rock solid
my body is ready

>> No.8866482

Fuck off memer I'm still accumulating and mainnet isnt even out yet
shill your own bags

>> No.8866489

>>8865817
>short term
>10 years
that's a huge chunk of a human's life fuck you if you think that's short term. I could become a state of the art master of any skill in that amount of time.

>> No.8866501

>>8865516
$10K EOY

>> No.8866534

>>8865516
What's with you fucking faggots calling yourselves Marines? It fucking triggers me.

>> No.8866545

>>8866482
have they given a timeline or still sticking to releasing it when it's done?

>> No.8866558

>>8866534
because we have ranks nigger. I'm a lieutenant colonel.

>> No.8866568

>>8866448
How do you make these images

>> No.8866574

3.5k LINK marine reporting for duty who won’t make it

>> No.8866602

>>8866534
who ha devil dog

>> No.8866608

im still accumulating. under 1k linklet. have you guys put together a gameplan for you you might sell or stake you holdings?

>> No.8866627

>>8865837
kek

>> No.8866664

>>8866666
just wanted to see

>> No.8866769
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>>8866664
>>8866666
it was a link marine that got it

>> No.8866770

>>8866067
Based sergey does the sminem at chains pose. Very poetic

>> No.8866785

>>8866385
Kek

>> No.8866838

>>8865516
You straight up stole this meme from Banyan Network.

>> No.8866885

>>8866385
I'll be placing bets on that, my good chap

>> No.8866933

>>8866266
The problem is that crypto (and BTC in particular) doesn't function like a currency at all. It's extremely volatile and, most importantly, you can't buy shit with it.

Don't get me wrong, I believe in crypto and blockchain tech (holding LINK) but I don't see crypto replacing fiat anytime soon.

>> No.8866957

>>8866933
You lack vision which is why you'll always be poor

>> No.8866975

>>8866957
A meaningless platitude.

>> No.8866988

>>8866385
Better to do that on my yacht in international waters, fellow marine.

>> No.8867000

>>8866933
I believe the smart contract potential alone is enough for an interstellar mission. Don't care personally much about the medium of exchange aspect of crypto.
100K eo2028 is so crazy that it must become true and real.

>> No.8867062

>>8866000
Checked! Nice digits Anon
Trips following double dubs

>> No.8867097

>>8865516
Sir, yes, sir

>> No.8867118

>>8866574
You WILL make it. Just hold for 5 years you little bitch

>> No.8867192

>>8867000
Checked

>> No.8867221

>>8865974
tfw you already live like 5 mins from a costco, they just finished building it like a year ago

>> No.8867281

>>8865897
Am I missing something? Why 90m circ supply? Sorry, new Linkie

>> No.8868038

You guys royally fucked me so god damn hard.

Link isn't going anywhere.
Countless other coins do the same fucking shit and are more popular.

>> No.8868891

>>8866602
Oorah!

>> No.8868936

>>8866975
Smart contracts will actually change the world, it's not just a currency. Fiat is already digital, so projects have to do more than just move value. Not sure if you understand, but also not our job to spoonfeed you

>> No.8868947

>>8865694
I'd have 3 billion USD. not happening. Idk how one would have cash out that much in all honestly I guess OTC trades.

>> No.8868969

Hi I spent ALL my money on twizzlers

Where is the linky welfare office

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>>8865516
pic related is what will happen to all nolinkers come the singularity

>> No.8869036

>>8868936
This. Smart contracts have 100x the potential. Szabo said it himself. He also said it's a riskier play but if it works it'll be worth it as the usecases are endless.

>> No.8869044

>>8868947
thats becasue you cash out at 100 or 500 or 1000 etc...

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8869170

>>8865694
why are you guys so deluded

>> No.8869177

>>8866568
Computer

>> No.8869210

>>8868992
Kalervo Palsa was btw the ultimate neet artist, a fitting picture:
Life

Among his local contemporaries of Kittilä in Lapland he had the reputation of a drunken artist masturbating at home and painting furiously. He is said to have felt haunted both by his perverse urges and the provincial and narrow-minded mental perimeter of his northern hometown.

While he lived there, his abode was a tiny studio cabin which was closer to a shack than a house. He wired it for electricity by drawing a long extension cable from a nearby house. He called it his "Getsemane" after the biblical site, or sometimes his "castle in the clouds".

Upon his death two rumours spread in the local community. One that he had in a drunken stupor collapsed into a snowbank, and died from exposure. The other that he had hanged himself. The latter was more understandable, since several of his self-portraits featured a hangman's noose around his neck, and several other of his paintings also used the symbology of hanging.

The real circumstances of his death – lying in bed with pneumonia, without anyone checking to see how he was doing – were perhaps, and regrettably more fitting to an artist, but not to the figure they knew.

During his life he had many artist friends such as Reidar Särestöniemi, but only two real supporters; his mother, and a soul-mate/muse he found in Maj-Lis Pitkänen.

Maj-Lis was actually the sister of Kalervo Palsa's childhood sweetheart Maaret for whom he maintained a long-lasting unrequited torch of love, quite openly writing about it in his letters to her and her sister and eventually sisters husband.

>> No.8869234

>>8869210
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalervo_Palsa
"My favorite pastimes indeed in addition to wanking off and painting was pissing down from a bridge, preferably into an effluence, downstream."

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>>8869210
>Finnish
Of course
>>8869234
Pissing off a bridge is a patrician pastime, I've tried it

>> No.8869410

>>8865694
Mainline hopium. Like, I just OD'd on hope.
It's like 2008 in this bitch lol

>> No.8869453

>>8866489

If you can't wait 10 years for uncountable riches (while also getting rich far before) I really don't have sympathy for your ass. Sorry

>> No.8869464

1k... I need to cut losses to buy more

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>>8865730

2,700,000 EOY.

you'll be dunking on them bitches that called you fat in middle school.

>> No.8869587

>>8865730
Corporal here. We will make it, we'll just have to be a little more patient, exercise a little more control.
We're poor now, and post-singularity we'll be at the bottom of the millionaires list. Some things never change lol

>> No.8869622

>>8865851
You gotta be a fucking idiot si.. sir!
Meme investment!? Have you learned nothing.
Sorry sir,
I mean have you learned nothing Sir!

>> No.8869654

>>8866102
.02 Eos has been deposited to your account.

>> No.8869693

>>8867000
Those digits say true!