/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8861924
delet this, i'm not finished mining link.

>>8861924
Are we bringing back the LINK hacked fud?
The javascript has been hacked and now all LINK nodes are being affected, meaning they will go offline one by one.
But here's the real trick; every node that goes offline first has to be validated by other nodes,
Thus the first node won't go offline until EVERY SINGLE NODE has verified it actually has gone offline
LINK will be in an infinite javascript loop. Maybe if you're a programmer you will recognize FOR and WHILE loops.
Well.. This is a FOR loop that NEVER ends.
The price will TANK to at least 100 satoshi. Maybe even lower when the nodes are actually verified being offline.
Sergey is now busy setting up extra nodes to undo this process. Called contra-hacking. He has injected some GO-language code, pseudo-offline code, into the ChainLink network.
This means nodes will appear the be online, while they are struggling to go offline, but in the meantime they cant because it isnt verified yet.
Neat trick if you ask me, but it wont last long before the other nodes will know whats really going on.
Sell now, or be stuck in NodeLimbo forever

Proof you dumb faggot.

>fresh fud
finally, I was getting board

>>8861924
You literally cant hack jason parsers

fug, my link miner only does 50 per day, that's fucking unfair

I know you're lying you piece of shit. I hope

>>8861924
I am shocked shocked I tell you. Rory the most valuable member of the team ....what! without him who is going to carry the bags, who is going to..........carry the bags and pour the tea.

Guys the circulating supply is increasing
WHAT DO I DO, DO I SELL??!

>>8861959
you mean our hero jason parker can't ever get hacked

big if true senpai
what the fuck will Jason Parser do now?

>mining a token top kek
>rent free faggot

>>8861924
If this is true Im going to have almost as big as a KEK that I had when Trump won. Libfag tears and soylent link tears taste the same.

BUY 1 GET 4 FREE

>>8861924
Rory here in the office. Cornfirmed there has been a situation. Sergey under the desk with chicken mcnuggets and several dipping sauce packets

NO MY LINKIESSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8862406
you know that like 60% of linkies are from /pol/, right?

penis

>>8862732
All generalizations are false including this one

>>8862732
So are they going to lose the electoral college?

>>8862344
been mining on my cell phone for the last couple months.

fork et

>>8862344
> poor link doesnt know ining tokens is a real thing, but donr worry the ones that really do ir use an abstraction layer so no worries ofa node hack

Eleanor is mai waifu. Would sell.

>>8862963
Huh?

>>8861924
You're a big Fibber!